The Boardwalk Hobo's

[Tallian]

This is the family called, "The Boardwalk Hobo's." We are filthy, poor, and naughty hobo's on the streets of the big apple, New York city! Now, I remember having some family members already in here. If you'll please post here once again and tell me who you were in the family. Here's the list of members so far:

Tallian- Father and ultimate Hobo dude

KairiSoraKeyofLight: My wife and awesome, hott wife at that.

Kairi- My daughter

Mish- My second-oldest daughter

christhor- my son

Jeremy- My son


Others were here, but I can't remember them all. See ya Hobo's!:cool:

[Mish]

*sits down on the floor*.

Ahh, we're here. Our new boardwalk. ^_^

By the way, Kairi and I decided that we're twins, lol.

[Sara]

You can't be in two families, Tallian... :rolleyes: I'm willing to have this part of the community...

But not as a family.

[Tallian]

You can't be in two families, Tallian... :rolleyes: I'm willing to have this part of the community...

But not as a family.



Allright. (A few more weird and cool words)

[Mari]

Well, me and Mish are forever twins! ^_^

BTW Look what I got from the beach! Seashells! Now I shall sell seashells at the seashore xD

BTW U forgot Xlaydee ^^;

[Jeremy]

Yay! I feel comfy again..looks in dumpster for bigger box.."Yeah guys...I got Guitar Hero" *gets a bigger box*.."AWESOME!!"

[Sara]

*goes to put the thread in community* :rolleyes:

-MOVED-

[Tallian]

Allright 'community' *Coughs* Family, let's get started. Who's paying for my meal at the Soda shop?

[Mari]

*looks @...* Can I still call ya Papa?

Papa will buy it! Even tho he really isnt my papa, he'll always be my papa <_<

[Tallian]

*looks @...* Can I still call ya Papa?

Papa will buy it! Even tho he really isnt my papa, he'll always be my papa <_<


I'm still ya papa. I'll treat you all to a round of sodas. How's that children?

[Mari]

YAY! I want a Dr. Pepper papa. And on the way, can you get me a sundae?

[Tallian]

Sure, I'll go get it. *Walks to Sara's Soda Shop. Brings back sundae and Dr.Pepper* There ya go, Kairi. Eat up.^_^

[Mari]

YAY! I havent eat'n for a whole day! (with the move and all)

So, shall we start dancing to make our Mansion Oblivion?

[Tallian]

You bet! *Pulls out a pet monkey* Dance my awesome monkey! Dance!

[Mari]

hehe yay! Go monkey! Do my bidding xD

[X-thor]

hello everybody i am back what is going on?

(off topic look at this http://www.kh-hacks.net/forum/index.php)

[Jeremy]

YAY! MONKEY!! *Fishes garbage out of box* "YES! Enough room for Guitar Hero!"

[Tallian]

hello everybody i am back what is going on?

(off topic look at this http://www.kh-hacks.net/forum/index.php)

Whoa! *Puts my monkey down to look at the old KH-vids.* How'd this happen? *Monkey gets mad and punches me in the stomach. I get in a fight with the monkey*

[Jeremy]

*Breaks up monkey fight* *Monkey starts fighting me* "OH YEAH YOU BRING IT ON BI***!!"

[Tallian]

*Breaks up monkey fight* *Monkey starts fighting me* "OH YEAH YOU BRING IT ON BI***!!"


Hey!!Hey! *Claps my hand and both of you look at me and stop fighting* Dang, settle this like men, lmao! *Hands both of you a flamethrower and combat knife* Okay, continue.

[Jeremy]

*Burns monkey to a crisp* Okay..now what?

[Tallian]

Cronoking is so totally awesome. Jeremy you rox your sox.

[Mari]

I got me a better monkey!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7N3WnukdagY

This ones the best I've ever seen! xD

[Tallian]

I got me a better monkey!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7N3WnukdagY

This ones the best I've ever seen! xD


Hey! You stole my monkey! (A word)

[Mari]

Hey! You stole my monkey! (A word)

No... My monkey! I shall call him... Monkbot!

[Mish]

Papa hath left us. T_T

I think it's okay to decree that this family is dead now.

[Roxas is Hot]

*approaches le Hobo's*

Erm...since the Macleoids *I spelled that wrong, didn't I?* isn't here, and if they don't come back, can I join you and your wonderful Hoboish family?:o

[Mish]

Hun, The Macleods are in the Forum Families section. =P

[Tallian]

papas back ! yay!!! nice pic mish, it was cool.

[Mish]

Yay, Papa is back! But I haven't seen Jeremy around lately. And I don't think Kairi's been online for a couple of days. :(

[Mari]

I was attacked by a giant squid. I was stuck in its mouth for 2 days, until my Monkbot exploded in its stomach, helping me escape. Thankfully, Monkbot is reconstructable! He'll be back to normal by tonight! :D

[Mish]

Yay, I'm glad you're back! *hugs twin twin* :D

*and hugs monkbot for saving you*.

[Tallian]

They'll be back.xD

*Coughs* I liked your picture Mish, it was........REALLY AWESOME!!!Lol.

[Mish]

Thanks, Tallian.

Just remember that you are my papa, though. xD

[Mari]

And everyone ignores my picture T^T
Heh, I guess many people have seen it already.

[Tallian]

Thanks, Tallian.

Just remember that you are my papa, though. xD



Lol, I'm your papa, I'm just happy I raised you. You to Kairi, you both my lil' girls. I didn't see your pic, Kairi.

[Mish]

ATTENTION ALL.

We have a new sister, Kairi. :D

She goes by the name o' jillhomes86 and she's awesome so be nice to her plzkthx. ^_^

(She'll be online tomorrow.)

[Tallian]

She better rox my sox:p . <This pink icon is gay; I feel gay when I use it. I must stop that.xD

Can everyone tell me there ages? I don't want everyone to be older than me; their papa.

[Mish]

Well me and Kairi are 16.

And Jill is 14 last time I checked.

[Tallian]

Oh...........Papa's too young......Wait! How is that possible? Wait, maybe I'm your stepfather........:eek:

[Mish]

Woah. Maybe we were even adopted!! Tell us the truth, papa!

[Mari]

I kinda wanna know who my mama is. :/

[Tallian]

Allright......It was Jessica Alba but she dumped me for that gayfer in that new penguin movie. Sorry children.:(

[Mish]

Jessica Alba is our mother???

Damnit, how can she live with herself knowing that her children are living in the gutter?

[Tallian]

Jessica Alba is our mother???

Damnit, how can she live with herself knowing that her children are living in the gutter?

She's making ten mil a day, thats how.:cool:

[Mari]

So uh... good bye everyone. I'm going on a search for money... er... my mama!

[Tallian]

You can't get close to her, I've tried. She has a lot of security. I got sent to the hospital by trying to walk on her lawn. I tripped over one of her dogs and busted my head.

[Mari]

you forget. I look exactly like my mother... only younger, just watch! I'll bring mother back!


Edit: After I just posted this, I saw Kadaj in my sig and bursted laughing cause of the "mother" referrence

[Tallian]

you forget. I look exactly like my mother... only younger, just watch! I'll bring mother back!


Edit: After I just posted this, I saw Kadaj in my sig and bursted laughing cause of the "mother" referrence



Haahahah. I have one question..Are you obsessed with DS?

[Mari]

Well, he is my favorite character in the KHVR manga. I mean, he looks like Kadaj! xD

BTW I brought my mother. Did'cha know her name is now Jenova?

[Tallian]

Well, he is my favorite character in the KHVR manga. I mean, he looks like Kadaj! xD

BTW I brought my mother. Did'cha know her name is now Jenova?


Jenova!? You found your mom!? Wow, this is a cool reunion. I need to give her a proper welcome. Too bad I can't afford a flower, we're hobos.

[Mari]

Mother cant talk right now since she went to vocal surgery but she says that she forgives everything you did and wants to re-marry

look at her! Shes beautiful! (http://juice.box.sk/upload/orig00001162.jpg)

[Mish]

But I thought that was Kadaj's mother....

Does this mean Kadaj is our step-brother? :O!

[Mari]

Yesh! and Kadaj's twin is Deathspank... wow, this family sure does have alot of twins.

[Tallian]

Dang....I didn't even know that. Waaaa.....My children, I admit, you guys were adopted! Jessica Alba was married to someone else, had children, and sent you guys to an orphanage. I got you guys from there and trained you to be a hobo. All of your lives are one big lie!

[Mish]

D'x Noooooo.

Papa is not really our Papa. :(


And since when are hobos allowed to adopt? xD

[Tallian]

D'x Noooooo.

Papa is not really our Papa. :(


And since when are hobos allowed to adopt? xD


Uhhh..Shhh.....They didn't know I was a hobo.xD

And your mom, Jenova, she rocked my sox until she went with Sephiroth and had Cloud.

[Mish]

At least this makes Cloud my step-brother. ._.

[Tallian]

At least this makes Cloud my step-brother. ._.


Nope, I only saw Jenova one night. We went out for a minute and I dumped her for Rikku. She went off to Sephiroth, had Cloud, Cloud married and had you guys, then Cloud died...So Cloud's step-wife, Marry, went to my hobo box and gave you guys to me. Then, I sent all of you away to Hobo military school. You guys died the next day, I was sad. Out of sadness, I spent one millions dollars to clone all of you. Then we turned into hobos. Thats the whole story.

[Mari]

Ok, wait. Me and Mish are Cloud's daughter's clones? and since when was there ever such thing as a step-wife? O_o

[Mish]

So where's Rikku? And this makes Jenova our Grandma... O_O

[Mari]

ok now im really confused! @_@ Someone help me!

[Tallian]

No, Jenova isn't anything! Me and Rikku got together and got married. Jenova went, married Sephiroth, had Cloud. Sephiroth was killed by Zach and Jenova died of a foot phungus. Nextly, Cloud got married to Tifa, they had you guys. Tifa got killed in a freak grass accident. Cloud got sad and moved to Asia. He left you guys alone and unaided. A man found you one day named, whdqiwp hydoqyo eqyry, he took you to an orphanage and you stayed there for two years. I came along, a rich and famous billionare, and I adopted you two. One day you guys went out to play and died by a rare foot phungus, just like Jenova. I got sad and spent all of my money to clone you and bring you back to life. And then we became hobos and here we are.:D

[Mari]

then where's Rikku? And how were you a billionare?!

[Tallian]

then where's Rikku? And how were you a billionare?!



Rikku died of a foot fungus. I was Bill Gate's brother and invented Microsoft with him.

[Mari]

wait, if hes your brother, why dont we go live back with him? And why does everyone have foot fungus and why is it deadly? O_o

[Tallian]

wait, if hes your brother, why dont we go live back with him? And why does everyone have foot fungus and why is it deadly? O_o



First of all, I was cut off from the Bill Gates family due to me going bankrupt. He told me he didn't need my bad influence upon himself.

Secondly, it was a rare foot phungus that had a cancer in it that infected all of the major organs and, basically, injected them with poisin.

[Mari]

ok but then how did we get it? Why are we boardwalk hobos instead of street hobos? and why am i asking these questions?

[Tallian]

ok but then how did we get it? Why are we boardwalk hobos instead of street hobos? and why am i asking these questions?

How did we become the infamous BoardWalk Hobo's you ask? We came here and we've stayed here the longest. We're a legend among hobo groups. Most of them died out in a year. But we survived and became,' The Boardwalk Hobo's.'

[Mari]

but we're not even human! Papa, if you successfully cloned us, wouldnt that make you even more richer for being more successful?

[Tallian]

but we're not even human! Papa, if you successfully cloned us, wouldnt that make you even more richer for being more successful?

No, it was a one deal thing actually. I gave my soul to Death to bring you guys back. Now I walk this world forever.:eek: You guys still rock though.:cool:

[Mari]

but we could have been rich T^T *cries*

[Tallian]

but we could have been rich T^T *cries*
'

Hey! Would you rather be dead or rich???

[Mari]

Well, uh... thats a tough decision... But we're clones! We're like, the real versions of the Nobodies! T^T

[Tallian]

Well, uh... thats a tough decision... But we're clones! We're like, the real versions of the Nobodies! T^T


You are a nobody. Your heart was already gone when I asked Death to bring you back. You guys are an empty shell. Org, XIII asked if you wanted to join their gang but I said you didn't want to.

[Mari]

I wanted to! I could've been XIV Xirma ^^;

[Tallian]

I wanted to! I could've been XIV Xirma ^^;


I wish you could still join, but they got owned by Sora already so.......My bad. At least your alive, right?

[Mish]

So really, Tallian saved us from being taken out by Sora...

Maybe it's okay being a hobo. It's better than being dead.......possibly.

[Tallian]

So really, Tallian saved us from being taken out by Sora...

Maybe it's okay being a hobo. It's better than being dead.......possibly.

Hey! Your right! I did save you from Sora! Never thought of that......Hahaha, I saved your life twice.

[Mari]

But I could have been like Roxas, regained my heart and become Mari again ^^;

BTW I wouldnt really do anything bad to Sora. He just took out those who were mean.

[Tallian]

Now Sora's on Destiny Islands.....Poor guy, he's depressed now.

[Mari]

then i win! I'll find my heart, just watch!

[Rikku]

ok listen up, you guys have been invited to come to Alaska for a holiday with the clan macleods, hope ya's can come! ^-^

[Mish]

Ooh! ALASKA!!!

We're going to Alaska, hobo family. :D

I hope I'll be warm enough in my hobo rags. >.>

[Tallian]

I have a wife! Welcome to the family KairiSoraKeyofLight.

[KairiSoraKeyoflight]

hello my children! this is the best family ever and i am so proud to be a part of it

[X-thor]

*walks out of nowhere* hi everybody whats going on?

[KairiSoraKeyoflight]

children i am afraid i have some bad news your father..well your father isent comming back so i guess that means im in charge now i havent been a member of this family for long but i will try my best and i hope you will all understand i know this is very hard for all of us....*ssniffle*

[xlaydee]

i used to be a boardwalk hobo. i remember kairi and mish from the old family. do you mind if i rejoin? imma girl by the way...:]

[KairiSoraKeyoflight]

welll....the family kinda died after t-man 'died' but if u want to go ahead

[xlaydee]

yeah i sorta figured. but did he die like for sure?

[X-thor]

yeah i sorta figured. but did he die like for sure?

He got banned And then the best family ever died :(

[KairiSoraKeyoflight]

yup sad truth of the matter is hes not commin back