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Misty

10-10-2006, 08:09 PM

Tallian

10-10-2006, 08:16 PM

Funniest moment? Kairi's mom is so fat people train for the olympics by running around her. BURNT! OWNED!DISSED! <I consider that funny......

Frodis

10-10-2006, 08:16 PM

Post your funniest moments here. I'll start.

(Misty and Element walk to their Math class for 11th period*)

Math Teacher: Cassie (Misty), why are you here?

Misty: Uh... To do homework, I guess.

Math Teacher: Element (name taken out) , why are you here?

Element: Quack.

Math Teacher: What?!

Element: Sorry... XD

(Misty and Element walk into classroom.)

* 11th period is staying after school for extra help and/or doing homework.

You can put my name and i was gonna post that.....>_>
Me and Misty on aim

Misty: Can I borrow $200?

Element: Erm...wtf? and why?

Misty:....

Misty: I wanna buy a keybalde...>_>.
__________________________________________________ ___
(Me and Misty walking home)

Me: *push misty off the crub and pulls her back on*
Me: SAVED UR LIFE!!!!!!
Misty: >_>?

Mish

10-10-2006, 08:24 PM

Last night Kairi and I were using the handwriting feature on msn and she drew Arc being spanked by DS. I found that to be very amusing. xD

Tallian

10-10-2006, 08:26 PM

Last night Kairi and I were using the handwriting feature on msn and she drew Arc being spanked by DS. I found that to be very amusing. xD

.......Six words: Perveted. Really hilarious. Obsessed with Deathspank. Hott Mish:p !!

Misty

10-10-2006, 08:37 PM

Tallian

10-10-2006, 08:39 PM

Frodis

10-10-2006, 08:59 PM

Me, Element, and one of our other friends are walking home from school.

Misty: (Eyes bulg out) I AM SO HYPER!

Other Friend: Cassie (Misty), what's a matter with you?!

Element: She's "special".

Misty: (Walks all crooked-like) I am special!

(I think that's how it was. I kinda blank out when I'm hyper)

Another one:

(Misty and Element are at lunch.)

Element: Mraf! (take huge bite out of muffin)

(Misty and Element start laughing out of control)

Another:

(Element and Misty are going down the stairs in school)

Element: Watch my new stair trick!

Misty: (watches)

Element: Fwoosh!

Misty: All you did was jump down three stairs and make sound effects.

Element:No! I glided.
Close on the first one....
heres another
(misty and I were hyper)
Element: WERE YA GOING!!!!!'
Misty *turns around just stairing*
Element: YOU LOOK LIKE A CHIPMUNK!!!!!
*falls off chair*

Another:

We just blew water bottle in science and me and Misty were REALLY hyper

Misty: *takes out paper and draw and then throws it at me*

Element: *looks at pic of a water bottle exploed with "it went caplluiey" on it *
Element BOOM!!!!! *THROWS IT MISTY!!!!*

Another
Misty: *jumping up and down saying :quack:*
Element what are you doing?
Misty: Quack!!!!

Rikku

10-10-2006, 09:00 PM

funniest moment, is when my mom seen me watching teletubbies. um if you belived that your a retard...do you actually think I watch tellitubbie...................<.<

Misty

10-10-2006, 09:03 PM

Well, we have a lot of spastic moments. XD

Another:

(Walks past the kids a year younger than us who are still at their lockers)

Random Child I do no know: (Points to me) I know you!

Misty: Huh? How?

Random Child: You had , didn't you?

Misty: No...

Random Child: Then you had [insert other old teacher here].

Misty: Erm... Yeah...

[I](Element cathces up)

(Random Child points at Element)

Random Child: And you had !

Misty: How do you know this stuff?! [I](Stares at Child)

Random Child: Erm...

Misty: (Points to Child) STALKER!! (Runs into nearest-other-hallway

(After a second or two later, Element comes)

Element: One of those kids asked if you were a boy or a girl.

Misty: WHAT?!

(Misty and Element start laughing at Child's random and wrong-ness.)

Rikku

10-10-2006, 09:05 PM

no-reality_allowed

10-10-2006, 09:06 PM

when i tried to grind on the school stair railings on my friends skateboard.........you know the ones inside the actual building and your like 1 foot from the wall......yea i fell down the flight of stairs and laughed my @$$ off:D

Misty

10-10-2006, 09:09 PM

I feel it's our job to liven the up the school.

(Misty and Element are pming each other)

Element: life sucks...

Misty: Suicide isn't the answer.

(Next day at school)

(Element points at Misty)

Element: Cassie (Misty) Thinkks I'm suicidal!

Another:

(Element are sitting in the hallway before school, waiting for the bell to ring)

(Misty's head is in her knees and isn't moving)

(Element starts playing with Misty's shoes)

(When Element undoes the last velcro (Yes, I have velcro shoes): )

Misty: RAWRG!

Element: (Starts laughing) Wtf?

Misty: NO ONE TOUCHES MY VELCRO!

Frodis

10-10-2006, 09:20 PM

>_> Wow lots of funny moments
(At the kida local pool with misty our friendwho will be called giggles and me)
(In the kiddie pool)

Misty: (babbling about some thing)

*Little baby carwls up to gigles*

Element: You got a friend!

*little kids crawls and jumps on gigles*

Misty and Element: *laughing*!!!

Akio

10-10-2006, 09:24 PM

Since me and Crono go to school together, I hear a lot of funny things. Like this...

Crono: Hey why did the baby stapled to a chicken cross the road?

Cheal: O.O ...

Crono: To get to the other side.

Cheal: O.O ... Okay...

I bet Crono can come up with more, since I have bad memory loss. :D

Misty

10-10-2006, 09:29 PM

Ahh... Here's one without Element.

(At the town pool with my sisters. Me and my sister are in the baby pool)

Misty: (floats up behind sister) I know why this pool is warmer than the other one. ;)

Mari

10-10-2006, 09:32 PM

Last night Kairi and I were using the handwriting feature on msn and she drew Arc being spanked by DS. I found that to be very amusing. xD

Hehe yeah, I had fun too. Here are the pics, since you did say you forgot to cap 'em

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7497/2we1.png

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3378/1qh2.png

Darkandroid

10-10-2006, 10:05 PM

Funny Moment-

Well a friend of mine passed his driving test (after 5 times fails) of course he was excited, so he drove around alot that day like a loony, but then he got pulled over, after only getting his license 5 hours ago.

Me and my friends found that rather amusing

Roxas

10-10-2006, 10:15 PM

*Changing before going swimming*

Alex (Me): Hey, Nathan. Mind if you don't change in front of me?

Nate: Matter of fact, I do mind.

Alex: Um, I'm a little creeped out.

Nathan: You should be. You. Should. Be....

Alex: I realize that.

Nathan: Good. Then my life has not been a complete waste.

Mari

10-10-2006, 10:47 PM

Hissora

10-10-2006, 11:09 PM

heres one its not that funny but whatever
Me and my friend(who i will call him roxas because thats his nickname) were sitting out side of school waiting for a ride and i was depressed so he gave me a hug(which NEVER happens because he hates hugging people) and later that day i was talking to his sisters friend who is my friend on myspace and told her I actually got him to hug me and she said. "It seems Roxas only likes the emos"

Amaterasu

10-11-2006, 01:05 AM

friend: look (keeps pointing a finger back and forth from my eye), i've got such good accuracy that i won't poke you in the eye

me: wtf

friend: *pokes me in the eye* Oh $#!T

me: YOU mother ******

Roxas

10-11-2006, 01:11 AM

Me: Hi.

Girl: Hi.

Me: Wanna make out and like have sex?

Girl: Sure.

*End of story*

Yeah, true story, yep... None of it's made up... none of it.

*I hope I sound convincing*

General Grievous

10-11-2006, 01:28 AM

My friend (Mr. Fox, that's what I call him) was taking me home and we were making up honking noises like "Move, Move" and stuff, so I went all loud "MOVE MOTHER F***ER!!" And the asian chicks that were at the cross walk looked at me and went faster.

That was funny.

Mari

10-11-2006, 02:30 AM

Xigbar did it!!! - ME
Spiritgal304 - random online friend.

Spiritgal304: I want my life to be animated says:
i know there's something i need to do
Spiritgal304: I want my life to be animated says:
but i'm not doing it

Xigbar did it!!! says:
DO IT!
Xigbar did it!!! says:
DO IT HARD!
Xigbar did it!!! says:
DO IT WISE!

Spiritgal304: I want my life to be animated says:
....
Xigbar did it!!! says:
<_< C'mon Spirit
Xigbar did it!!! says:
together we can do it!

Spiritgal304: I want my life to be animated says:
O_O
Xigbar did it!!! says:
xD
Spiritgal304: I want my life to be animated says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Spiritgal304: I want my life to be animated says:
*runs like hell*
Xigbar did it!!! says:
take care... sexy
Xigbar did it!!! says:
^_~

Trisana Kara

10-11-2006, 03:22 AM

Hey, I've seen her on the Detective Conan forums! Love her AMVs...

Was homeschooled for sixth grade. Hated it. So in seventh grade, I'm the kid no-one knows. The really weird geek that magically appears from nowhere and wears dorky sweatshirts.
Two weeks into school have no friends whatsoever, and this tiny blonde thing shoots down the hallway. Everyone stares. Then the thing is followed by a slower kid who's cackling like a maniac. The blonde blur runs back and hides behind me screeching, "Oh my God, SAVE ME PERSON I DON'T KNOW!!!"

That's how I met my best friend. She's straaaaaaaaange......

Not really funny. Just bizarre.

Tallian

10-11-2006, 03:42 AM

*When I was in my house watching tv.*

*My sister comes up to me and asks*

Sister: Does this look good on me.

Me: You retarded monkey.

Yeah.....That's it.

Darkandroid

10-11-2006, 02:00 PM

Well last year, we were having a normal Economics lesson, and we started to talk about how bridges were made (as you do :p) The teacher Mr Rhodes wondeed how they make them in the water, when out of no-where a girl in out class, Racheal said

"Well they build the bridge before the river gets there"

The class when silent then we all started laughing, as a Geoprapher that is so incorrect XD

Frodis

10-11-2006, 08:07 PM

(WALIKNG HOME TODAY WITH MISTY AND FRIEND)
Element: *Pushes friend in road and pulld her put quicky*
SAVE UR LIFE!

Friend: evil...

Misty: *laughing*

Me: Thats what you have to get used to when you walk home with us

Rikku

10-11-2006, 08:19 PM

Hehe yeah, I had fun too. Here are the pics, since you did say you forgot to cap 'em

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7497/2we1.png

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3378/1qh2.png

I find those images very amusing! xD

Hissora

10-12-2006, 12:05 AM

i dunno why i do this but at random times i say words that start w\ the letter m....
Words i have said randomly before
Mafuyu
Miroku
Monoply
Miku
Money
Monkey
Banana

Darkwatch

10-12-2006, 12:26 AM

Me: *Walking in the forest* You know...bear's are very docile creatures.
Bear: "You wanna mess with me? I'm a f-ing Bear!"
Me: Hello smokey!
Bear: "It's you and me B****, who's gonna win? I'm a f-ing bear, you wanna fight?"
Me: I love you too, Jimmy. :D

*doesn't remember the rest of that night*

Mari

10-12-2006, 05:16 AM

this was in a recent KHV chat with Arc, Chrono, me and Axel...

Chronoking: Wow.......arc has feelings

Edit: This ones better xD

|†| Darkwatch |†| says:
Nothing ever stops these thoughts and the pain attached to them, sometimes I wonder why this is happenin'.

[the one]Axel[and only] says:
i want a taco

Kairi ... I <3 Roxas <_<;; says:
O_O

♥♪LyricalLuff♪♥

10-14-2006, 08:25 PM

Roxas is Hot

10-15-2006, 12:16 AM

One time, I was in some clothes shop, and there was a large mirror on one wall, which of course, I thought was an actual part of the shop. >_<
Anywho, I take a quick glance at it and it seems like this person was staring at me. I try to avert 'their' eyes but they keep staring at me, and copying everything I do. Bear in mind I didn't look properly at 'the other person', so I started getting fairly freaked out, so I jump to conclusions, run over to the security guard and I'm all like 'OMFG SOMEONE IS STALKING ME!!!!!'
They tell me to point out the stalker, so I go over to where the 'other person' was.
It was only then I looked properly at 'her.'
It was me.
o_____________O
Needless to say, the security dude was not very impressed.
That's so funnnnyyy!!!

Yesterday, about 30 minutes before I had a football game to go to , FreeXig's friends and I went to Burger King to get something to eat.
Then my friend dropped a french fry.
Me and my other other friend started to laugh our flippin heads off...then we started laughing at random things....then my friend said she was laughing so hard she almost peed her pants. XD

Then this guy I really like *and is also very afraid of, can't really explain why* came in and patted me on the back after his track meet. Of course, me being my stupid self, started screaming and fell on the floor. Then he supposively came over without his shirt on and stood about 2 inches away from me. *I had my shirt over my head so I wouldn't see*
It was very scary, but funny. ^_^

cronoking

10-15-2006, 01:42 AM

<<me and cheal in art class>>

me: *whacking head against cardboard for like 5 mins* "hehe, cardboard"

other kid: "what are u doing?"

cheal: *laughing*

me: "hehehe, nothing"
----------------------------------------------
<<again in art class with cheal, brittany, and a brittany's friend, a cheerleader>>

brittany: "im am not a prep!"

me: "of course ur not, if u were a prep, u'd have blond hair, be friends with cheerleaders and have a name like brittany"

<<5 mins later>>

brittany:".............wait, are u calling me a prep?"

Misty

10-15-2006, 01:56 AM

Ah... Man, you guys are weird. XD

Here's one with me and my sisters.

(My sisters just watched The Ring, and then we were eating dinner. One of them was getting scared by the other)

Scared Sister: Stop it, you're scaring me!

Other Sister: Fine, we'll think happy thoughts.

Me: WE CAN TALK ABOUT UNICORNS!!!

(Sisters stare)

(I put a water bottle on my head and start singing:)

Me: Oh how I wish I was a unicorn!!!

Here's another:

(Element came over my house to work on our Halloween costumes, and she was playing KH2, I was playing a Marion game on her gameboy.)

(I die)

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I don't want a game over!

(I start squirming on the floor and making odd noises)

Me: Anangf!

Element: SHE'S HAVING A SEIZURE!

cronoking

10-15-2006, 02:27 AM

<<at cheals house playing makai kingdom>>

me: OMG, that mage just took out my best warrior. i guess i'll just pretend that just didn't happen.

cheal: so your just gonna not do anything?

me: of course not *uses a high level move called darkness falls and kills everyone on screen*

cheal: OMG, did you have to overkill them all?

me: if i didnt do it, the penquin would *stares at penquin*
---------------------------------------------------------------
<<at cheals house eating hamburgers for dinner>>

me: yay, i finished first!

cheals mom: did u even taste it?

me: kinda.....the ketchup was pretty good.
--------------------------------------------------------------
<<me and my sister at 3 in the morning>>

T.V.: this saturday theres a big sale, sale, SALE!

sister and me: *laughing histerically*

sister: i guess when ur real tired, everythings funny

me: it must be

sister: remember wen the cat ran head-long into the fence and started walking backwards *starts laughing*

me: ........im not that tired.

Misty

10-15-2006, 02:30 AM

(Me and my sisters are at KMART, looking for a Scythe so I can be Marluxia for Halloween)

Me: Wtf? This are baby scythes!

(Starts bending it)

Me: Look! It's flippn styrafoam! Retarts!

cronoking

10-15-2006, 02:37 AM

<<me and my sis showing our mom something>>

*me and my sis are bumping into each other*

mom: what r u guys doing?

sis: we're making love

mom: WHAT?

me: this is how turtles have intercourse, didnt u know?

mom: u guys r retards
-----------------------------------------
<<me and my sis in the living room>>

me: u wanna cripple fight?

sis: sure lets go.

*we start swinging around our limb like we cant use them*

mom: what r u guys doing?

me: we're having a cripple fight and if u get in our way ur next!

mom: u guys r retards

Misty

10-15-2006, 02:44 AM

Wow... that's.. erm... kinda odd...

(Me and Element go to our friend's sleepover, and I'm the first to fall asleep. I wake up and groan)

Me: Awnnn...

Element: Cassie's up!

Me: Unfortunatly.

Element: ... You were farting in your sleep...

Me: >.>

cronoking

10-15-2006, 02:59 AM

<<me, my sis, and my cousin at wal-mart>>

cousin (on the phone with his friend): wow, u wont believe how much stuff i got in my pockets.

*faint mumblings from the person on the phone*

cousin: yeah, i got that 5-fingered discount

me: wow, that amp looks just small enough to fit in ur pocket.
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<<me and cheal in cartooning class>>

me: ACHOO!!

cheal: bless you

me: dont say that!

cheal: oh yeah, i forgot u worshipped satan

me: oww, it burns

cheal: what burns?

me: i sneezed in my eye

cheal: how'd u do that?

me: i dont know, especially when i have glasses on

Roxas is Hot

10-15-2006, 04:32 AM

Once in 4th grade, we were reading a book on Pennsylvania history, and I was in my own little La-la-land, until my teacher asked me to read. I thought that a town named 'Cumberland' was 'Cucumberland'. It was really funny.

Kuro Neko

10-16-2006, 12:22 AM

Once I was in ma RE class and this happened:

Kyle (me) = Look what a can do *smashes head off table* *silence and stares*

Friend = I think people noticed that...

Teacher = Kyle..... do you have problems?

Kyle - I....

Friend = Yes miss, he does he has short term memory loss....

Teacher = Is it contagious? (for a second we thought she was serious)

__________________________________________________ ____________-

In Home Ec class

Kyle = *shouts OMG!! randomly*

Teacher = Whats wrong?

Kyle = *stares blanky for like 2 mins*

teacher = *reachs out towards me, saying my name*

Kyle = * I grab my seat and put in middle of classroom and just sit there going "OMG!! OMG!!*

then the bell rang

Kyle = *gets up* well time to go *leaves*

__________________________________________________ ____________

Again in Home Ec class

Kyle = *sleeping through a video*

Friend 1 = KYLE!! WAKE UP!! *HITS ME ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD*

Kyle = what was that?

Teacher = Craig and Greger go an clean up in the Cooking room *They leave and I follow them*

Friends 2 & 3 = We're finished, miss

*I walk in*

Teacher = Kyle I didn't tell you to go and clean up

Kyle = I forgot

Teacher = Oh ok

__________________________________________________ ____________

In Home Ec class once again ( but in Cooking room this time )

Kyle = *I jump up onto ledge type thing in middle of room*

Teacher = Kyle!! THIS ISN'T A YOUTH CLUB FOR DEMENTED TEENS!! GET DOWN FROM THERE!

Kyle = *mutters under breath* motherf***ing b**** I F***ing hate her!! HOW DARE SHE CALL ME DEMENTED!! SHE'S THE ONE THATS RETARDED!!

Friend = eh Kyle you sed that the tiniest bit loud

Kyle = *turns round* *gets stared at* "Oh Sh**!!"

Mish

10-16-2006, 02:06 AM

On msn with Darkwatch....

Darkwatch says:
*opens one and licks it happily*
Darkwatch says:
...
Darkwatch says:
wow it took me this long to realize how rediculous that sounded...
Mish says:
xDDDD!
Darkwatch says:
*Takes that out of context*
Darkwatch says:
Opens-licks-happy.
Darkwatch says:
o_o
Darkwatch says:
*die*

.........................
Harhar. Try and guess what we were talking about before Darkwatch went and said that. xD

Darkwatch

10-16-2006, 02:30 AM

Kairi ... I <3 Roxas <_<;; says:
I LOVE YOU!!

Darkwatch says:
Uhh...
o.o

Kairi ... I <3 Roxas <_<;; says:
i never had the guts to say it but I LOVE YOU
Darkwatch says:
Um...
I love you too?
O.O?????
*confused*

Kairi ... I <3 Roxas <_<;; says:
so... wanna help me make babies?
O_o

Darkwatch says:
Uhh...*inner sigh*
why?

Kairi ... I <3 Roxas <_<;; says:
because i love you
and i want a sports car
you idiot, buy me a diamond ring!

Darkwatch says:
Well the last time I did the store was out.
JC-pennies isn't that reliable.
I mean I baught this zip up sweater once...
I couldn't even FIND the zipper on it.
o.O

Kairi ... I <3 Roxas <_<;; says:
O_O
sue JCPenny

Darkwatch says:
I'm sueing, I'm sueing...
*Calls front desk*
":Hello?"
"yes...I'm looking to speak to the manager?"
"No...no this is not a prank call..."
"yes...er...no, we do not any free internets..."
"No we do-- just look, let me speak to the damn manager."
*Put on hold*
Damn elavator music...><

Kairi ... I <3 Roxas <_<;; says:
hehe

Darkwatch says:
"Oh yes?"
"Yes I was shopping the other day for a ring"
...
"How does virus protection have to do with jewelry?"
"LOok...i...no this is not a prank."
"NO..DONT HANG UP!!1"
"I said I AM NOT CAAAAALLING for that reason!"
"No y-..."
*click*
*looks at you*
IMMIGRANTS!

Kairi ... I <3 Roxas <_<;; says:
O_o
NUU!!!
runs back to Mexico

Darkwatch says:
D:
Not you.

Kairi ... I <3 Roxas <_<;; says:
oh
<_<;;

Darkwatch says:
The clerk was jamacian. ^ ^;

Darkandroid

10-16-2006, 09:04 AM

Wow, so many random MSN Convos (especailly ones with Kairi in it) XD
Here was a random convo i had with 2 friends last night

Craig (me also known as Dark): Dis with hid power of druel will try and conqueur the world with his empire called Legend of Fantasy on one person can stop him................................Featherman
Kraker (Friend): featherman?
Craig : ..............yes
Craig : Dis can't stand feathers
Kraker : o.o
Dis (other Friend): I like feathers
Craig : well i'm allergic to them
Craig : seriously
Dis: *points and laughs*
Craig : Well Kraker is allergic to...............................................Y OU
Kraker : *slaps dis with a fish*
Dis: I found out I was allergic to your mum last night, dark
Craig : thats nice, i never knew my mum liked the annoying pervert kind
Kraker : dis cant handle all the excitement, his ***** blows up
Dis: How did you know

Vivi's Dark Side

10-16-2006, 10:02 AM

*Once when me and my friend Kyle, who is _riku_ btw

*Us talking about something*

Kyle: ..hey! Something just hit my head!
Me: Huh? What?
*we look behind us to see our friends Michael and Kerr
Michael:...Ummmm Sorry, I meant to hit Craigs shoe with the rock and I guess it bounced and hit your head
*Me and Kyle look at each other*
Me: Ok firstly, why the hell did try to hit my foot and secondly you got a terrible aim.
*We all laugh*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<<another time walking to Lunch with my friends Daniel and Kyle>>

Danny: WEeeeeeeeeeee I can fly
Me: Ummmm...Ok, hey wheres Kyle?
Danny: Dunno
*we look behind us to see Kyle riding a lamp post*
Me&Danny: KYLE!!
Kyle: Ummmmm, you saw nothing, SAY IT!
Me&Danny: We.....Saw nothing...
*back at school everyone knows in like 5 minutes.

I have...Really odd friends.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*A free period where we should have been doing P.E but we had to go to a physics room instead*

*Me, my friends Ross, Craig and Gregor sitting a table, all of playing with our phones except Ross*

Craig: Smile Ross! *takes photo*
Ross: What The, hey delete that now.
Craig: *Hysterical laughing*
Me: Ummm?
Gregor:*Now laughing aswell*
*Craig bluetooths me the pic he took*
Me: *Now laughing aswell*
*The pic Craig took made Ross look as if he was wearing lipstick, a powdered face and eye liner*
ALL(except Ross): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

<<5 minutes later in the same class>>

*Me playing with my phone now recording people*
(Everyone saying weird stuff)
Ross: Y'know Craig, I just wan--*falls off his chair, I have it on my phone and we all laugh*

Darkwatch

10-16-2006, 12:52 PM

Me and my Friend Andy at school.

Andy: 'Tis a beautiful life...
Me: ...meh...
*some minutes later*
Andy: Hey George, did you ever figure out the meaning of life?
Me: Oh yes, to be born and then die. :)
Andy: No...I mean...what IS it?
Me: F*** if I know...>__>
Andy: But then why'd you promise me the answer?
Me: Because you were crying on my shoulder, why do you think?
Andy: I told you never to speak of that again...
Me: *turns music louder*

KairiSoraKeyoflight

10-16-2006, 07:47 PM

im bio class waching a video about cane toads in australia(this was today)

guy on vid: i like the toasts i turn the light on to atract them sometimes we leave them some wiskets

ME (in my head):wait did he say wisket what is a wisket??(it is a biskit i think?)
guy on vid and you can hear the sound of them mating thats what i like the most!

Class:*loud burts of laughter*

another person in the video who goes out of his way to run the toads over

Guy: you know you have made a nice clean kill when the toad makes a poping nose kind of like a baloon

Class:thats disgusting

after seing toad eat a mouse

class:*startled faces*

Teacher: you should have seen the look on all of your faces!

girl in class; oh my god it just ate the mouse!!

it was VERYYYY interesting!!!

Misty

10-16-2006, 08:03 PM

(As I was going to music class, my friend stopped in the hallway to walk with me)

Me: *Eyes bug out* What do you want?

---

(This was a really long time ago, fyi)

(Me, Element, and my sister were walking home from school)

Me: *Nudges Element to the side, she falls onto the ground, then my sister trips over her*

Me: BAHAHAHA! You guys suck!!!

---

(As I'm walking to Forgien Language, I see Element and our friend walking to their Forgien Language classes too)

Me: *Pokes Element in the spot where you're really spastic right under your rib*

Element: Nieek!

Me: *Starts laughing*

Element: I wasn't ready!

---

(Every Tuesday night, we go to Baskin Robins.)

Me: ICE CREAM!!!!!!!

Sister: Wtf?

Me: CHOCOLATE MILK!!!

Mom: Cassie!

Me: Yesss

Mom: Shut up!

Me, five seconds later: I'M A HORSEY!!! CHUD A BUMP CHUD A BUMP! NIEGGHH!!

Mom: She doesn't need any ice cream...

Me: I WANT MY ICE CREAM!!!

Roxas is Hot

10-16-2006, 10:16 PM

Hehehe.

Splendid and I were walking to French class one day...and I happened to push her. She attempted to push me back, but ended up hurting her shoulder really bad on the floor. It was really, really funny. ^_^

Misty

10-16-2006, 10:22 PM

Okay, so there's this really gross kid our school. He just happens to be in this one.

(Me and Element are waiting for the bell to ring, and this really gross kid comes)

Me: (Talking about something dumb) Oh no! Here comes Ray!(gross kid)

Element: Don't breathe!

Shanny-Boo

10-16-2006, 11:58 PM

I have too many funny moments to remember, most are inside jokes. But here are a couple with my friends that just stick out the most...

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[My friends Edie, Julie and I are watching Spiderman]

-MJ kisses Spiderman, who is upside down-

Edie: Look! She's eating his face. He'll have no lips. They'll be gone... He will be... LIPLESS SPIDERMAN!

Julie and Me: -stare- ...

-long silence-

Julie and Me: BWAHHAHAHAHA! XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

---

[During lunch at school]

Laura: Food. I love food. I could live off food.

Me: I could live off food too. 8D

---

[In chatroom, with my friends Izzy and Andy...]

Me: God, Izzy, you're such a whore.

Izzy: I know. I am.

Andy: ... ... ... >.> <.< >.> How much do you charge?

---

[During a writing class, my teacher left the room, so naturally, my friend Sara and I talk, then the teacher comes back and we go back to writing our short stories]

Me: Our conversation on Harry Potter, Liam Aiken, and what cell phone Cloud has got me so off track, I lost my train of thought in my story. So now I'm just ending it where it is.

Sara: -looks at my paper- Then you're ending it in the middle of a sentence...

Me: I know. Talk about cliffhanger ending. You don't even know the last couple words.

---

[...random sleepover at my friend's house 8D]

Julia: I like the moose... -pets my other friend's hippo plushie-

Me: It's a hippo, you retard.

---

[random conversation]

Edie's cousin: How do you know the light in the refridgerator really goes off?

Edie's mom: I guess it's just one of those things you have to believe in...

---

[During choir]

Veronica: 8D And this is the awesome Shanny. -points at me-

Me: -grins stupidly and nods- Uh-huh. 8DDD

---

[During writing competiton, with my friend Sara, who is the same Sara from the writing class...]

-There's a DJ and music for entertainment, and the Chicken Dance is on-

Me: I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, so I shake my butt...

Sara: How does shaking your butt resolve the fact that you don't want to be any kind of poultry?

---

Yeaaaaah... those are some moments...

I'll like... remember the funnier ones later. xD; Probably in Study Hall. Where I will suddenly chuckle. And then get yelled at for laughing...

DarknessKingdom

10-17-2006, 10:14 AM

There was this one time between me and a friend on MSN.

JoN: Me
Sean: friend from school
Susan: friend from school
Flora: random girl
Wendy: random girl

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
are u and ean good friends or something?

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
*sean

JoN says:
so and so

JoN says:
why do u ask?

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
oh

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
i was wondering if u want to know hoo he lyks

JoN says:
no clue what so ever

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
i noe

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
do u want to know or not

JoN says:
ok

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
do u relli wanna know?

JoN says:
i guess...

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
yes or no!

JoN says:
yes

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
ok

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
um

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
well its complicated

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
so yeah

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
first in term 1

JoN says:
...its a love triangle?

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
he lyked me

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
then

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
he lyked flora

JoN says:
okay...go on

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
then he was 2 timing which was flora and wendy

JoN says:
wait, how did u know he liked u, and flora?
JoN says:
and...WENDY?

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
so love triangle

JoN says:
holy crap...

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
yaki told me

JoN says:
ah

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
she knows everything about him

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
yes

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
so ....

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
love triangle

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
with flora and wendy

JoN says:
i sure wasnt expecting that

JoN says:
do they know?

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
then it bacame a love square

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
i noe flora knows

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
stop interuppting me'

JoN says:
ok...

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
qu after

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
ok

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
so becme love square

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
which was

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
flora, wendy

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
and

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
um

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
susan

JoN says:
O.O ...is this the part where I shout sean is...well, u know...or I just remain silent?

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
say it

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
yes?

JoN says:
HOLY F-CKING S-IT

MANNERS:continues to pick his nose SAM:crossdresser JON:H.M.H HENRY:The Ragger TONI:Frying Pan SUSAN:The(coff)...never mind says:
lol

Amaterasu

10-17-2006, 09:13 PM

This one happened recently

A proffessional poetry person had come to our class to give the most annoying lessons on poetry for ten days. At this point she was handing out books for us to look at. Denis is my friend.

Me: *cackling with denis at the disgusting poetry in the book we took*
Denis: holy sh**. I can't take this, let me rest for a little while.
Me: ok, on to the next page *sees a drawn picture of a man trying to suck his own *** with a poem about lettuce above it...* *SART ROFLING LIKE CRAAAAAAAAAZY and book flys out of my hand litteraly 1.5 seconds after i see the pic*

Denis: wtf? looks at book. HOLY ****.

*We laugh for the rest of the class like crazy and try to understand how someone like this author became a poet*

Claryssa

10-18-2006, 12:05 AM

On a note, tied to a balloon we let loose after a pep rally at school: "Your balloon was molesting me, so I sent it back. *insert school phone number here*"

At lunch, randomly: "Ah! I'm covered in tree sperm!"

And all the random perverted conversations that we had at lunch. I miss high school. Our discussions included the number of holes in the human body, anatomically correct Barbie and Ken dolls, a Build-a-Broad, what the school food looked like and much more.

Oh! And I forgot, putting our friend Chris to bed this past weekend. We had to drag him into the bed and watch him until he stopped trying to get up. He'd been up for 73 hours when he finally went to sleep.

Hissora

10-19-2006, 02:04 AM

Ok this happend today- Me and my friend were disscussing bananas(dont ask) and all day i was like I WANT A BANANA!!!! and then in third period we had a sub and geuss what
He was eating a banana!

Misty

10-19-2006, 08:56 PM

Element has an odd obsession with trying to prove I'm a fangirl (which I'm not!). And, I wanted my action figure that's supposed to come in. It came in today. =3

(Me and Element were in Study Hall)

Element: "So, Cassie, what're you gonna do when you're action figure comes in?"

Me: "Huggle it." =3

Element: "... Fangirl"

Me: "I'm not a fangirl!" >.>
---
My Friend: "Cassie, who do you like?"

Me: "No one."

My friend: "Oh, come on! You have to like someone!"

Me: "Well, I don't."

Element: "She likes Sora."

Me: "Nu-Uh!"

My Friend: "C'mon, a real person you like?"

Element: "Cassie's 7 inch boyfriend"

Me: >.>

Frodis

10-20-2006, 08:52 PM

Darkwatch

10-22-2006, 03:01 AM

Well, I was at this casino, and this dude was african american, so I figured, "HEY, I can say his name" so I did and was like "XOBILE!" Because it was actually spelt "!XOBILE" and I thought you had to start BIG because the exclamation was at the start of the name. Because if it was a question mark I'd be like "Xoobiilee??" But it wasn't so I was like "XOBILE!". And so finally when I did it...

Me: !XOBILE...!!
Casino man: Please do not yell in the casino...
Me: Sorry man, I can't pronounce your name. ><
Casino man: That is not how you say my name.
Me: Alright fine, how do you say it?
Casino man: my name is pronounced... *tongue click*-elay.
Me: O_o...

After ward: HE HAD A CLICK IN HIS NAME!!!! *wants my first child to have an african name*

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Cin and Sara on MSN ~

Cin says:
Epona's song ish ma favorite Zelda song
Cin says:
Du du du
Cin says:
Du du du
Meghan: Walls are round says:
Song of Time...
Cin says:
Du du du du du
Meghan: Walls are round says:
*thinks it's funny that's all Malon does all day*
Cin says:
Well
Cin says:
It was an old videogame
Cin says:
They couldn't make her do chores like they can now...:3
Cin says:
(Wonders if she'll be in this game)
Cin says:
Malon is my favorite female Zelda character
Meghan: Walls are round says:
Why? ARE YOU SAYING NINTENDO'S SEXIST?!
Cin says:
Course they're sexist

Vivi's Dark Side

10-22-2006, 02:55 PM

Laugh all you want because I did, but once when it was really dark and I was clamering off to bed when I got to my room it was pitch black so I walked over to my bed and sat down, problem was I was like 3 inches away from my bed so I came crashing to the ground on my butt, I laughed for like 10 minutes at myself.

Misty

10-23-2006, 08:08 PM

(Me, Element, our friend(Friend #1), and her friends were all in the Cafeteria)

(One of us takes Friend #1's homework)

Friend #1: You should die!

(Goes to get it back)

Me: *Laughing*(Pushes Friend #1's binder off the table)

Friend #1: Oh my god!

(Friend #1 goes to get it)

Element: *Laughing* (Steals her wallet)

And that cycle went on for a bit.
---
(Me, Element, and Friend #1 from above were walking in the halls)

Me: *Pushes Element into Friend #1 and they bump into the wall*

Friend #1: Why'd you push us into a wall?

Me: I did none of the such!
---
(Me and Element had to go into the school pool today. While changing out of our bathing suits...)

Element: Dammit! (Tries to get pants on)

Me: *Struggles to get pants on*

Element: *Gets a garment on*

(Bell rings)

Element: Dammit!

Me: (I had a towel around me so no one would see me change) "Screw this freaking towel! No one look!" *Pulls pants on*

Element: "If our teachers ask us why we were late, we can just say we had no pants on." *Reliezes how stupid that sounded*

(Both of us finish changing, and then come out of the locker room and see half the gym class sitting outside)

Me: "Didn't the bell ring?!"

Gym child: "That was the five minute bell."

Element: "Good, now I can put in my hair care products."

Roxas

10-23-2006, 10:20 PM

Me: I like grillz.

That is all. It was quite funny.

Frodis

10-23-2006, 11:23 PM

Roxas

10-24-2006, 12:22 AM

On AIM:

MercyofMonsters6 (my friend): ROAR!
DanteUltima666 (me): Uh...
Mercy: ROAR! ... version 2
Dante: Is this roar v2 like a KH Final Mix?
Mercy: You're such a nerd.
Dante: Yup.
Mercy: Like, you don't look like it...
Mercy:... but you definitely are.
Dante: Thanks meanie.
Mercy: How am I mean?
Dante: I dunno...
Mercy: *interrupting* ROAR!!!!!
Dante: ...
Mercy: That was version 3.
Mercy: And what would that be in KH lingo?
Mercy: Final Mix 2 or sumthing?
Dante: Actually it could be Final Mix+
Mercy: You
Mercy: Are
Mercy: A
Mercy: Nerd.
Dante: It comes and goes.

Darkwatch

10-24-2006, 12:47 AM

My bro: What are you doing at school today?
Me: I have a huge project to do so I might skip class. <__<;;
My bro: Yeah you WOULD skip class. >__>;;

Hissora

10-24-2006, 02:17 AM

This happened last year in my gifted class after lunch when we were hypper and working w\ our separt projects

Me-Hey nik can you pass the hot glue gun?
Nik-Yeah sure *nik grabs the glue gun and accidently bumps the shelf behind him and it falls*
Me-YOU SHELF MURDER!!!! :mad:
Nik-I didnt kill the shelf it fell down!
Me-*whispers under breath* murder
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and still today i kept a grudge of his killing the shelf... well at least until i bumped it and had deja vo and was like 'woh' and yeah....

sgh

10-24-2006, 02:20 AM

I have a bad habit of accidently calling teachers "mum" or "grandma" and i always get roasted about it.

Hissora

10-24-2006, 02:59 AM

this is intersting.... i had to put it
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me and kaira (kairisorakeyoflight) were tlking about the straights and gays of KH and yeah

Kaira: marly -gay as all hell
Axel(me): yeah
Axel: SO TRUE!
Axel: when i first played COM i thought he was a chick!
Kaira: when i first saw him im like WHO IS THAT !!
Axel: me too
Kaira: my bro is like thats marluxia he is the bad guy in CoM
Kaira: and im like HE?!?!?!
Axel: lmao
Kaira: the first thing that came to my mind after that was
Kaira: MAN IS THAT GUY GAY!!
Axel: lol
Axel: for a gay guy
Axel: he was sure hard to beat
Kaira: im on axel right now
Axel: ?
Axel: get off him!
Kaira: .....
Kaira: u no what i mean
Axel: nope
Kaira: i havent beat axel yet !
Axel: oh
Kaira: its sad
Axel: i thought
Kaira: NO!
Kaira: some ppl
Axel: you were literly ON axel
Kaira: ..lol
Axel: ROFL
Kaira: that would make me a loon
Axel: lol
Axel: and axel would be cheating on me
Kaira: i would b cheating on tallian
Kaira: WHILE I WAS TALKING TO HIM !
Axel: lol
Axel: *slaps axel* u whore!
Kaira: lol

KairiSoraKeyoflight

10-24-2006, 03:02 AM

HEY I DIDENT SAY YIOU COULD POST THAT!!!!

whatever
hmm i wish i hadent accidentaly deleted the aim chat beween me tallian and vietboydan when tallian found out i wanted to marry him that was FUNNY!

ryan9234

10-24-2006, 03:16 AM

Uhh . . . . I don't know if its funny but it was rememberable :rolleyes: I went to San Fransisco before and I saw a pigeon get eaten by another pigeon XD

Darkwatch

10-26-2006, 12:51 AM

Friend:
...could you spare a few moments?
pl0x?
Me:
sure.
np
Friend:
cool
ok
one question
2. Compare and contrast how the Spanish and English conquests of the Americas affected Native American ways of life.
do you know a good way to start a sentence off? xD
'cause Im sitting here like "what should I type..."
Me:
Well there are many ways they did.
One of which is that it made new sounds and words, etc., so the natives could advance their literature.
is that an option? xP
Friend:
yea xD thanks
so far I have them getting diseases from American's, they took their land and improving their literautre and writing(your option)
=P
I need one more thing
then i am good =D'
Me:
......wow

Roxas

10-26-2006, 12:54 AM

Uhh . . . . I don't know if its funny but it was rememberable :rolleyes: I went to San Fransisco before and I saw a pigeon get eaten by another pigeon XD

That's kinda scary. It doesn't sound very funny to me...

Vivi's Dark Side

10-26-2006, 03:02 PM

This was a really random night.

One of my friends was going home so we walked over to his place, he goes to walk down the stairs and ends up falling down them all. But when he got back up he ran up them again to tell us he was fine and then when he went to walk down them again, he fell....Again. We all just left at that point, incase he decided to fall again.

Rikku

10-26-2006, 05:16 PM

here's another one!
I was on AIM talking to cronoking and he started talking in french so I started talking in french too, and we had a whole conversation in french! xDDD

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another one:
when Tallian said "spam rox!!!!!!!! weeee....... spleen! Gansta"

xDDDDDDDDDDD

ryan9234

10-28-2006, 04:18 AM

That's kinda scary. It doesn't sound very funny to me...

Thats because I didn't say the part where two girls said:

First Girl said "How much calories did the bird just eat?" XD

Second girl said "I think 11" and she holds up 9 fingers. XD

Roxas is Hot

10-30-2006, 12:33 AM

Once, when we were going to a football game, *I'm part of a marching band* we had to change on the bus...no, we didn't get nakey, but the backs of our shirts have a zipper, and it's really hard to put zip them up by ourselves...so, the people who zip up the back of our uniforms are called 'Hookers' XD. There's this really nice lookin' senior who I happen to like a lot...and one day while he was getting changed at the last minute, asked me to be his hooker...it was really scary..the zipper kept getting stuck and I was making babbily noises..O.O

Misty

10-30-2006, 08:17 PM

So there's this kid in our school who we joke around with. And we were joking around with her....

Kid we Mess Around With: So what are your names again?

Element: I'm Cassie and she's *Points to me* Amanda.

Friend #1: No! I'm Cassie, she's Alyssa, and she's Amanda!

Me: Right... Wait! Your an idiot! It says Alyssa on your jacket!

*We start cracking up*

Rouge Angel92

10-30-2006, 11:20 PM

Here's my marching band story. We were setting up in basic block(were we practice marching the steps: forward, backward,left slide, right slide ect.) and we see that we have a huge metal objcet(a truck) near of the parking lot where we practice. Then I see our band teacher getting some (cute)drumline boys and taking them to the truck. (I'm like really close to it so I saw everything.)
Me: Ummm Steph what are they doing?
Steph: Oh thier gonna move it.
Me: How? It's probably locked.
Steph: Yeah that happened last year and we just did was break into it, put it in neautral, and pushed it out.
Me: Hold on! You mean our nice band teacher is going to break into that truck*points to truck* and those drumline boys are going to push it out?
Steph: Yup.
Me: OMG.*watches as they find out the door is open* well that's stupid to leave your car open.
Steph: Yeah you never know when band geeks will try break into it.
*watches as they put it in neautral and pushed it out of the parking lot.*
Me: Wow *stares at Jounior I like* drumline boys are strong.

Steph:Yup*catches me staring* band boys are in good shape
*I blush*

Hissora

10-31-2006, 12:28 AM

This happened to me last friday in band-
So i was starting to get my things together and put up my trombone and my band teacher comes up to me and says, "Rawr" and im like, "Why rawr?' and he says,"Rawr"
My band teacher is so freakin weird.... but hes still meh favorite teacher!
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and then today at school my friend,roxas(yep that his nickname), and me were outside and he went up to this random guy
Roxas-Wow thats a gay shirt
Random Guy-Oh you want to fight?
Roxas-Yeah... sure...
*RGuy puts roxas in a head lock*
Me- Ummm... do you need help?
Roxas-Yes...

Misty

10-31-2006, 12:52 AM

(My sister bends down to try to take a picture of her drawing, but I don't relieze what she's doing...)

Me: Are you bowing down to me?
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(Me and my sister just watched "I Love the 80's")

Me: So what would they out on "I Love the 200's?

My Sister: I dunnno, stuff we think is normal.

Me: ... You mean, like, doors?

Zexion of the Twilight

10-31-2006, 01:35 AM

I don't remember what I said, but here you go:

Some Dog's behind faces me.
Dog poops out.
Dog eats some.
Dog licks my cousin's leg.

:D

Rouge Angel92

11-03-2006, 12:06 AM

My band teacher is a real practice freak so one day:
Band teacher: All right you guys need to know these new scales my memory. I need to be able to call you at two in the morning and ask you to play one and you get out your horn, play it for me, and go back to sleep.
Girl sitting next to me: Yeah and I'd hang up on you.
Me: What would you do if he called you again?( I'm an idiot for asking this)
Girl sitting next to me: I'd hang up on him again and put in some ear plugs.
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Me and my friends T-chan and S-chan came up with the whole Darkside thing so we were all calling sides:
Me: My side's the Darkside!! We have cookies and flashlights!! :D
T-chan: Why do we need flashlights?! We're the Darkside!!
Me: Well how else are we gonna play flashlight tag?
S-chan:HaHa my side has funnel cakes and candy apples!!
T-chan:Um... me and LuLu can't eat candy apples. Braces remember?
Nee-chan: *giggles*My side has maturity and responsibility!!
*everybody is silent and gives the Nee-chan strange looks*
Me:Ummm... Nee-chan(I really call her Nee-chan)that's why nobody wants to join your side.
*Nee-chan gives sad look*
Nee-chan:But you guys still love me right?
*no reply*
Nee-chan:right!? Why aren't you answering me!! AAAHHHHH!!!!
Me: HaHa got ya!! Don't worry we still love you!!*gives Nee-chan hug*
Nee-chan:Gaaa!! You're soo evil!!
Me: I know! Isn't it great!!! That's why I called the Darkside!!Bwahahaha!!!!

2Foxxxxxxxxxie4U2♥~

11-03-2006, 12:27 AM

Alright, I can't think of any other one, so, I'll do some that I heard today.

BAND TEACHER: Okay, stop. A lot of ya'll are speeding up too much. Calm down.
ME: What?! I wasn't speeding up!
BAND TEACHER: Well, I wasn't TALKING to you, Leah.
ME: But you were looking at me....!
BAND TEACHER: You're right in front of me, Leah. I can't HELP but look at you. Unless I look at Ben, but I don't want to do that.
BEN: HEY!!!
EVERYONE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BAND TEACHER: *sigh* Okay, somebody here keeps on playing wrong notes...
ME: *guilty look*
BAND TEACHER: Don't worry. I won't mention any names, LEAH.

kairi_namine__sora_roxas

11-03-2006, 04:33 AM

I have so many that I can't think of any...
Let's see...
(In locker room dressing for PE)
*I have my shorts on, and I'm halfway pulling my shirt off when I stick it over my head, turning over to my friend next to me*
Me: RAWR!!!!*making wierd hand gestures*
Dhruvi: What the hell?
*start laughing*

(Sleep over at Melissa's house)
*visit Funnypart.com*
Me: Oh, look! *points to "Scampi"* I like shrimp!
Melissa: Me too!
*click*
*wierd guy on screen*
Guy: I see things I see them with my eyes. I see things they're often in the skies like Carrots handbags cheese. I see things, I see them with my eyes. I see things, they're often in the skies, like carrots handbags cheese toilets planets hamsters wedding QUALAR LUMPAR squishies paraquetes QUALAR LUMPAR.
Me: ...
Melissa: ...
*start laughing*
(20 minutes later)
Us: *humming tune* *look at each other, start laughing*

This was on the bus ride home:
(on bus)
*kid gets in trouble and the bus stops*
Melissa: Are we dead?
Me: Shut up!
*getting quiet*
Melissa: Have we died?
Me: Shut UP!!
*complete silence*
Melissa: Did we die yet?
Random people look at us
Girl: Don't fool like that!
*cue laughter*

(Yesterday, my house, pigging out on Halloween candy)
Melissa: *sticking mini tootsi rolls up her nose* Debbie, look!
*tootsi rolls pop out of her nose*
Melissa: Aw!
Me: Just put all the left over wrappers in here.
*accidentaly puts nose tootsi rolls in bag*
Melissa: You know those tootsi rolls are in there.
Me: Crap!
*search through*
Melissa: Found them! Safe and sound.
Me: *looking at tootsi rolls* They look like tirds.
*laughter*

I'm too lazy to put more. ;)

Edit: I REMEMBERED ONE! zomg!

(End of the year field trip to skating rink, 3rd grade)
Me: *thinking* I'm sooo gonna fall. Why can't I skate!!
*slips off at the exit of the skating wood and lands on butt, bouncing off the floor*
Me: OW!
*kid in front of me starts laughing and choking on his nachos*

Seriously! My butt bone hurt for like, 1/2 the summer!

In_the_Twilight

11-03-2006, 05:56 AM

Hmmmm...there are waaaay too many!
I guess I'll go with the time my sister wanted to know what would happen if she stuck me in the dryer and turned it on (I was 16 then I think). Thankfully it only went around twice before deciding I was too heavy.
Terrifying at the time, but now I look back on it, freakin hilarious. :)

kairi_namine__sora_roxas

11-03-2006, 01:58 PM

LOL

My friends and I were watching Resident Evil, and, as we do with every 'horror' movie(nothing scares us in movies) we make comments. There's this hilarious thing called crab battle on funny part. At the end of the movie, we're all silent and bored. All of the sudden, my friend Melissa was like, "Crab Battle was scarier than this."
I looked at her and we both starting laughing histericaly. Then Dhruvi came over and we told her and we all starting rolling around like idiots laughing our heads off. >.<

Recently: (like, 15 minutes ago)
*watching Greenday video Pop Rocks and Coke*
Melissa: What's that on Tre's head?
Me: Muffins.
Melissa: What?
Me: I mean ear muffs.
*start hyperness*

Just when I was writing that...
Me: Oops, it's not Pops and Coke.
Melissa: Yeah...

Misty

11-04-2006, 12:48 AM

(Okay, so I put my Sora Kun action figure on a chair in my room, and when I come in, my dog is on the chair...)

Me: Dawg! What the heck?! GET OFF SORA-KUN!!!!

*Dog runs away*

Me: *To action figure* Are you okay Sora-kun? *Pets Sora*
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(We were trying to wake my baby sister from her nap, so I took her blankets and put one over my head so I looked like I lived in Pakastan or something)

Me: WAKE UP LITTLE GIRL!!!

kairi_namine__sora_roxas

11-04-2006, 01:51 AM

This just happened....
I was leaning frontwards on my desk chair and I forgot I just got tile in my room. The chair slipped and I fell on my butt. Now every time I walk or sit my left butt cheek hurt. O.O *thinks back to one about skating rink* Geez.

Misty

11-04-2006, 01:46 PM

(This happened yesterday night. I was very hyper)

Me: *Slides into living room ('Cause you can slide on wood with socks)* *Is singing* Well, I guess this is growing up!

Everyone: >.>

Me: Now that I look, it ain't so bad
I don't think I knew what I had *Starts dancing*

Everyone: O.o

Me: I'm Slim Shady, Yes I'm the real Shady, And the real Slim Shady NEEDS ICE CREAM!!!

*Eats Ice Cream*

Hissora

11-04-2006, 08:16 PM

These both happened on Halloween:

I was sitting in my chair at my computer and my sisters boyfriend, Travis, was working on my sister's computer while my sister, Nikki, was making Travis' costume.

Axel(me)-Im bored...

Travis-play a game on your computer like FFR or something

Axel-nah! *starts leaning to side and falls of chair*

Nikki-What are you guys doing?

Travis-well im trying to get to my computer through the internet and your sister, fell over

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When we were walking home from trick or treating i was walking w\ my sisters friends Ercia(bob) and Paul

Bob-Either im fat-or im pregnat

Axel-Your not fat and your definatly not pregnat

Paul and bob-How do you know?

Axel-well i dont think she is...

Paul-I didnt do it!

Axel-Me neither

Bob-but your a chick!

Axel-remmeber im axel-i work in mysterious ways

The Doktor

11-04-2006, 08:18 PM

um.... lets see..... oh ya this is it:

i was running two laps around the tennis court (yeah, im in tennis), and i was on my second lap when i turned around backwards to run. my friend kept calling me stupid and telling me i was gunna run into something and i just ignored them. then in a split second i ran into a pole and fell over. i got back up and started running backwards again and ran into another pole, a fence, three ppl, and my coach. after practice i was very sore.

Rouge Angel92

11-04-2006, 08:57 PM

Cool another tennis person!! :D Rouge's happy!!
This happened while I was at my tennis lesson last month. I was playing doubles with some girls in my class. It was my turn to serve( i'm a terrible server but i'm working on it) and I hit the ball too hard and it hit the girl in front of me in the head. >.<
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This happened last night at our football game. I was with the band in the stands and we were all dancing to what the drumline was playing and my senior sax friend was right next to me. I was very happy and very hyper:
*turns to Sax*
Me: Carry me!!!!
Sax: Okay.
*picks me up and dances with me in his arms when the song ends he puts me down*
Me: Hehe That was fun!!! :D
*turns to Steph who's giving me funny looks*
Me: what?
Steph: (giggles)There are so many things I could say right now.
Me: Like what?
*no response*

kairi_namine__sora_roxas

11-05-2006, 02:05 AM

Melissa and I were watching hecka Greenday vids on You Tube, and we were singing to King for a Day when this pink bunny jumps on stage. Melissa started jumping so I did too and she's like, "It's the Greenday bunny!!!" I'm like, "YAY! What's the Greenday bunny?"
So she explained. The next day at PE we were doing agilities, and there was this part where we had to hop on 2 feet. I'm all hopping like a maniac and I said to my friend, "Dhruvi! Do the Greenday bunny!"

Rouge Angel92

11-05-2006, 02:41 AM

It was the practice before Senior Night (yesterday) our band director was letting the Seniors talk to us because it would be their last home game. So I was already about to cry cause most of the Seniors are my friends and I didn't want them to go. (I'm very emotional. )Then Jes goes up:
Jes: Um....BAND ROX!!!!
*Everybody(all 172 members)clap,whistle, and shout*
Jes:and um band
*everybody cheers more. Jes turns to go but comes back*
Jes: and one last thing....BAND!!!!!
*everbody goes into an uproar*
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At the end I was trying so hard not to cry(damn southern pride)that I though I was going to burst. Then I grab onto Steph's leg and start to cry:
Me: Steph please don't go!!!! I'll miss you!!

Steph: Grrr LeeLee(nickname) let go of my leg!! I still have another semester and I've to go to college!!And I wanna go home!!
Me: But what am I gonna do when you're gone?!

Steph: You make friends with the newbies and you let go!!
*I'm still hanging on and Steph stopped dragging me*
Steph: No seriously LET GO!!!

Hissora

11-05-2006, 03:53 AM

ok random The sims 2 moments

When my sister was playing w\ this dude on the sims 2 and when he was at work the gardener, maid, adoption center, mail man, and paper woman were all outside when a random girl comes and bows to the paper women then leaves 0.o

Today when i was playing the sims 2 i made mafuyu from project Zero and when he got home from school and guess who he brought home from school... me (because my sister made our family)

~tReAh867~

11-06-2006, 03:39 PM

ok, i was at a stake-and-shake (tis a small diner like place) with PrincessofHeart and another friend. And this is what happened:

On the table sat a large cup full of water with a spoon in it. Ripped pieces of napkins lay all over. Treah picks up one of the pieces and crumples it up. She picks up another piece and makes an "airplane".

and i will finish this soon.... i have to leave now!!!

so, cliffhanger!!!

Misty

11-06-2006, 07:53 PM

(Okay, so Sassy is a program the teachers use to keep track of addtendance.(sp?) At the end of the day, they tell everyone to log off)

Loud Speaker: Everyone please log off Sassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*Everyone starts laughing*

Me: Somebody had coffee.;)

Mari

11-08-2006, 10:21 PM

.:: DarkWatch ::.says:
BOQ XD

.:: DarkWatch ::. has left the conversation.

[Mari] Happy Marluxia Month! :3 says:
uh... sure <_<;;

Vivi's Dark Side

11-09-2006, 04:05 PM

*me walking in to IT with my hair straightened for the first time ever*

Girl: Ummm Craig, has your hair always been straight
Me: .....Yes*going alone with it*
Girl: ...Nuh-uh it used to be curlier
Me: Oh yeah there was that brief period of....my whole life when It was curly
Girl: I see.....It looks cool *Walks away
Me: *to myself* She couldn't have just said that in the first place? *Goes and sits down.

Rikku

11-09-2006, 04:29 PM

here's another!
I was taking my dog for a walk on the beach, and he's like really small. XD
so he was running along the shore and there was a big black thing at the end and he jumped on to it and on the other side was REALLY deep sea and he jumped in without thinking and it was Halirious(sp) because he came over to me looking like this =:mad:
XDDD

2Foxxxxxxxxxie4U2♥~

11-09-2006, 11:26 PM

Something that happened today....

ME: HOLY CRAP!!!! You're back, Stephanie!!! =D
STEPHANIE: *retard slap* <retarded voice> Dur dur dur DUR, dur-DUR! D-D-D-DUMMY..... POWER!!!!!
ME: Hey.... That wasn't nice... =C
STEPHANIE: *retard slap* <retarded voice> Dur dur dur DUR, dur-DUR! D-D-D-DUMMY..... POWER!!!!!
BOTH OF US: *cracks up*

Hissora

11-10-2006, 12:24 AM

This was during band when i was tlking to my friend

Axel-So you never knew Axel is gay?
Friend-Nope....
Axel-wowza
Friend-who is he gay with?
Axel-umm Roxas... no duh!
Friend-GuyxGuy? thats so wrong
Axel-what do you mean? you like GirlxGirl!
Friend-no I dont.. its just yucky
random person who was listening to us-Michel Jackson is gay!
Axel and friend-0.o

Mari

11-10-2006, 04:09 AM

@ Axel: xD

ILuvHeijiHattori: Get on the hydra's back!
ILuvHeijiHattori: :/
MadOrcaWhale: ._.
ILuvHeijiHattori: im like a leech
MadOrcaWhale: ok yeah...
ILuvHeijiHattori: <_<
MadOrcaWhale: *goes downstairs*
ILuvHeijiHattori: i am the thing!
ILuvHeijiHattori: or.. at least i think I am
ILuvHeijiHattori: O_o

ILuvHeijiHattori = Me
MadOrcaWhale = Spiritgal... the random person I force into chats xD

Darkwatch

11-12-2006, 06:36 AM

random girl: hey!
me: ...hi?
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
random girl: ur hot
me: thanks
random girl: np
me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
me: what should I do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
me: oh alright
me: I have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye

Lawl. xD I had to quote this. lmfao.

Hissora

11-12-2006, 06:45 PM

Last night during dinner while eating ribs-

Mom-now how are you sapposed to eat these?
(my brother)Jason- Like an Animal
Axel-*heard animal wrong* Lika a Cannibal?
Jason-yes Axel, I like how you admited your a cow...
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Just now-
Nikki-*is downloading sims 2 items*ITS LIKE SHOPPING!
Travis-Shopping for fake things for fake people...
Nikki-none of the less its shopping!

Rikku

11-12-2006, 07:57 PM

this was with the skype texting thing a random person went on.

random person on skype: Hey
me: Spleen
random person on skype: what?
me: im a Gangsta
random person on skype: who are you?
me: sombody you don't know.
random person on skype: I don't get you
me: your weird
random person on skype: what! :eek:
me: I said,: your weird
random person on skype: no im not.
me: Im going now
random person on skype: why?
me: because I hate you and I have better things to do with life
random person on skype: oh, ok
me: spam
random person on skype: I thought you were going?
me: bfvgzjdsgj
random person on skype: wtf???

The end. :D

~tReAh867~

11-12-2006, 10:56 PM

I never got to finish mine.... so here we go:

We are sitting in a restaurant. :eek: So there is the cup with the eating utensil in it. And there is the napkin balled up, and another napkin piece made into a "plane". And there is PrincessofHeart who takes the balled up napkin and turns it into King Kong. So she makes "King Kong" climb up the "tower" (<--- which is actually the cup), making ugga-bugga ape noises :D . And I grab the "plane" and fly around "King Kong", making these noises: Zzzzzzz (<--- thats the sound of the plane flying) ... Dadadadada (<--- thats the sound of the plane shooting :rolleyes: )...

And we continue this for about five minutes until "King Kong" dies!!!! Yay! :p

... ok, so it was funny when we did it :( ...

KairiSoraKeyoflight

11-13-2006, 03:07 AM

last year when i was buying my bowling ball they had me throw it when i wasent wearing bowling shoes...
me:*goes up throws ball and falls on hands an knees IN the midddle of the lane(in all that greaseXP)
Mom and little sister*lauging*
pro shop dude"well she bowled a strike
me *gets up looks at all the pins i knocked down*"hehehe"
later in car "now if only i could do that standing up!"

twilightsown

11-13-2006, 04:11 AM

Me and My GF walking over to Target after eating at Taco Bell:
Me: You know, if we didn't kiss and stuff, people would think we were brother and sister.
GF *shoves* Yeah sure, I was gonna tell that to one of my teachers once, and I bet you he'd have believe me.
Me: *puts in headlock* Exactly!
Later that same night...
We just had started messing with each other cause she was making fun of the Wii and I was pretending to be mad.
GF: Aww come on, just hug me (she was trying to make up for making fun of the Wii.
Me: Nope sis. You know, I;m gonna call you sis whenever I'm mad at you now.
Later:
Me: You know, it'd be really funny if I kissed you in front of someone after calling you my sister.
XP

Hissora

11-14-2006, 11:22 PM

Last Friday at like 3:20 when everyone was leaving the school me and my friend, whos nickname tis Roxas and thats what we call him, we're outside and saw one of the couches,Mr.Ward, come out of the school.

Roxas-HEY MR.WARD! Look imma gangsta! *puts out hand in fist and acts like hes driving a car with 'ens ens' sound*
Mr.Ward-Umm Roxas, you kinda have to be in the front seat to be gangsta
Roxas-So?!
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Today in Science me and my friend, Madlyn, were bored and started a staring contest...

Axel-*stares at Madlyn's eyes*
Madlyn-*stares at Axel's forehead*
Axel-*eye twitches*
Madlyn-*nostils flair*
Sydney-Okay are you guys bored or just need to be alone?
Axel and Madlyn-*starts cracking up, making it a draw*

Mari

11-15-2006, 01:15 AM

Dude I hate: Why do you exist?
Me: Uh... why do you exist?
DIH: To bug the crap out of you.
Me: Then that's why I exist, for you to bug! *smiles* Uh... WAIT! WHAT?!
DIH: OH MY GOD You're SLOW!!!
Me: Wait! I exist so I can change people's lightbulbs for a living and stopping global warming!

Vivi's Dark Side

11-15-2006, 06:20 PM

*Me and my friend walking out to lunch.*

Kid who annoys my friend: You are soo lame!!!!
Friend: What the hell!? Why did you just say that
kid: Because you are lame
*Friend starts chasing the kid and puts him in a headlock, the kid escapes and my friend does it again, this time we get to a hill, my friend pushes him down it.*
Me: Did you enjoy that?
Friend: Oh yeah, so much, I can die happy now.
*Kid at bottom of hill*: Owwww.

Misty

11-15-2006, 07:41 PM

(Me and Element were walking home from school)

*Some kids behind us on a bike*

Element: Watch out. *Moves over*

Me: Huh? *Looks back* Eek! *Tries to move by gets hit by the kid's handlebar* Ow...
---
(I was walking home, and I look behind me)

Me: Ah!

My Friend: What the heck?

Me: I look behind me and I see you, and your eyes are like, bugging out!

My Friend: Why were you looking behind yourself?

Me: Because I didn't want to get hit by another bike... - 2 MORE DAYS!!!

My friend: Yippee! I was waiting for you to spaz out.

Rikku

11-15-2006, 08:11 PM

the dog was playing with this tickle me elmo, yeah I know... 0_o
and it bite elmo on the arm and elmo started laughing alot (lol)
elmo fell over and hit the dog on the face,
*sister came over to lift elmo up.*
*elmo hit her on the face with his arm*
I said "It's a killer!"
*dog riped elmo up to 100 peices* XD

Misty

11-15-2006, 08:34 PM

Alright, so my sister, my step mom, and me where on a hunt for the movie "Mulan", because we wanted to watch it really badly. Here are some of the funnier moments.
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(Note: I'm not supposed to say H-E-L-L)

Me: *Finds it on the libray computer* Okay, so we know you have it now where the Hel - I mean, where the heck is it?
---
Man at Video Store: We won't have it for another 1-2 years.

Step Mom: You can't wait two years?(Being sarcastic)

Me: NO!
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(Before our hunt. we had to wait until my baby sister woke up)

Me: *In my baby sister's room* WAKE UP! I want to watch Mulan...:( *Starts shaking crib*
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(Today, we had Bus Drills.)

Teacher: We're going on the Crash Bus.

Everyone: What?

Teacher: You get to Crash and experince the situation.

Everyone: Really?

Teacher: Yeah. Everyone, put on these helmets. *Starts handing out small hardhats*

Me: Cool! *Puts it on*

And then we wore those during Bus Drills. Later...

Girl: We don't get to crash?

Teaher: No! You really think I'm going to let you crash into walls?

2Foxxxxxxxxxie4U2♥~

11-15-2006, 09:28 PM

MSNM chat with mah sister. ^_^

WARNING! I am not responsible for any brain damage inflicted by reading this incredibly stupid, random, coffee-with-extra-sugar-and-chocolate fueled conversation. >.>

Me LuAn

Ugh... Today was horrible... -_-
Okay, that's nice to know... Now help me get all my stuff back.
Fiiiine, Mr. Unsensitive...
-.-
I was joking! LOL
LOL... That was so not funny.
But you laughed! LOL
It was a sarcastic laugh.
Riiiiiiight....
-.-
-.-
-.- times 2.
-.- times 10
-.- times infinity.
-.- times infinity and 1.
-.- times infinity to the infinityth pwer.
-.- times infinity infinity times to the infinityth power. NAH! XD
NAH! times 2 times infinity 3 times times infinity to the infinityth power. Burn.
NAH! times 4 times infinity 6 times times infinity to the infinityth power. OOOOH!!!
NAH! times 8 times infinity 12 times times infinity to the infinityth power. BURN! Oh yeah! By all that is the moon-a, that was Luna!
NAAAH!!! TIMES 108 TIMES INFINITY 112 TIMES TIMES INFINITY TO THE INFINITYTH POWER!!! *snap**snap**snap*Mmmmmmm-hmmmm!!!!
Don't MAKE me snap my fingers in a z shaped formation!
<insert 22 hours of random giggling from both here>

Misty

11-15-2006, 09:42 PM

AIM Chat with my Step Brother:

Me Him
Hehehe. XD
TWO MORE DAYS!
lol i noooooooooooooooooooo
LOL! Funny icon. XD
lol
Pimp my Icon . com
it got must up its suppose 2 be diffrent
....
I have Sora-kun. =3
lol
Ah! I know what I want for my birthday!
wat
... Sora-Kun. =3
lol
At least get me some cash.
illl seeeeeeeee
h/o the cpu is goin relllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy s------l-------o-------w--
Lol
Like you. XD
shut up im lik the 1st in my class but im tied nd lik 3 fastest in da skool
What-Ever.
ur prply lik da slowest in da skool
Nah... I'm one of the fastest in my Gym Class.
in ur thts not in da skool
thts not da fastest
There's a fat kid in my school. O.o
lol
theres one in my skool 2
lol
OMG! No way!
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g2g biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Bye.
loser xcaugh caugh
:(
lol loser
That hurts, retart.
l
L
lOSeRE
See, you can't ever spell!
*even
lol
BEGONE KNAVE
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o/o/o/o/o//o/o/o/o//o
lol
l
oo
l
0.0
*Jumps out from a corner* Rawr!
^.^
lol

???

11-16-2006, 08:00 PM

WORD SUBSTITUE

WAIT! YOUR BIRTHAY IS THE 17TH? DAY OF PS3

KH2fan13

11-18-2006, 03:59 AM

Funny moments? hmm. I have a lot of them, but I'll do the more resent one that happened yesterday (none of the people im about to say go on this forum. There just my friends from school)
It first started out with my friend Michelle saying something to my friend Amber(its one of those dumb blonde jokes) I over heard that and I didnt say anything, but then Amber turns to me and telles me the joke:

Amber:How do you kill a blonde? (no offense to any blondes out there, and besides im a blonde too).
Me: I dunno.
Amber:You give the blonde a knife and ask her "Who's special?" Then she'll be like "Im special! Im special! holding the knife in the blondes hand and moving the blondes hand back and fourth. (thats the motion that Amber was doing)
Me:*starts cracking up, but then realizes something*
Me: omg, Im insulted *starts cracking up*
Amber:well i didnt mean you
Me:i know

Yeah Im weird lol.

Hissora

11-21-2006, 08:19 PM

Well....
last week i had a cold and was absent at school for two days. When I got back to school on a friday, in the morning I went to go put my tromebone in the band room right? Well after that I came out and see my friend John, and so I talk to him and he said that our other friend Roxas (yes thats his nickname) threw me in his trunk. I was like, 'Okay...' But then in band, I got out my tromebone and went to Roxas.

Axel-Whats this about putting me in a trunk?
Roxas-heh funny story uhh yesterday i forgot my tromebone and the band teacher asked where it was and I said that I left in the trunk of my car. Then he said is that where you put axel? Since you were absent they thought you were in my trunk...
Axel-okay then...

Now they have all these jokes about this, kinda annoying...
yeah I know. Everyone in my band class is a total gooftard.

Rawr

11-21-2006, 09:02 PM

you hav weird nick names

(OOC:where doe everone get theses moving avaters and sigs 0~0

???

11-21-2006, 10:01 PM

you hav weird nick names

(OOC:where doe everone get theses moving avaters and sigs 0~0

the image you set as your avater must be moving in the first place

KairiSoraKeyoflight

12-01-2006, 07:37 AM

this is a conversation between me my friend (kiedran here she is a n00b though) and some other ppl l about watching battle royale

kiedran:we cant watch it at my house cuz its rated R
Me: damn i have no computer im on accademic probation and now i cant see battle royal I MUST SEE THAT MOVIE.. all i have to live for is watching people die
eveybody:laughing
daisy:Wow that was classic
kiedran: now all i have to live for i watching people dieeeeee
Me: yeah but now what not at my house or ur house or ....(huge list of ppl) we would have to go to phill's house if we wanna watch it
Kiedran: HEYY good idea!
Daisy:yeah that would work
Me: yeah like my mom is gonna go 4 that than again what she dosent know.....

next day
Me: phill we cant watch it at kiedran's house it would have to b at ur house
Kiedran:yeah my parents said no cuz of the rating
Phill: well Kaira can come but Kiedran cant wait you need her to get to my house dont you damn......well we will just lock her outside
Kiedran:HEY!
Me:laughs head off

2Foxxxxxxxxxie4U2♥~

12-01-2006, 11:33 AM

I just remembered one... It was pretty long ago... I think I was in... What? The 3rd grade...?

Anyways, this is what happened... (Note, this was after my mom and older sister just got done watching some rated R movie at "family" movie night... >.> I blame it all on THEM!)

Mom LuAn Me

Well, I guess the ending was okay... Kinda cliche, though.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. And the story line was kinda stupid, too...
I didn't even get all of it.
You'll understand when you're older. (I always hated that saying... >.>)
But you really know what I don't get? Why they used the word [bleep] so much. I mean, really, "[bleep] this," "[bleep] that," "[bleep] [bleep] [bleep]." I mean, what is it about [bleep] that makes people wanna say it so [bleep]in' much? Is it because it's only four letters? It sounds like any other [bleep]in' word! [bleeeeeeeeeep]. See? It's [bleep]in' retarded. *cracks up*
...................................... <insert scary, supressed anger look here>
...................................... <insert nervous "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, LEAH!" look here>
*not laughing anymore* Oh...... <insert "ZOMG! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?" look here> Is [bleep] a bad word?
*nodding*
*nodding*
Oh, okay, I won't say it anymore. ._.

Meh....

That post won't get me in troble, will it...? -_-

Hissora

12-13-2006, 12:29 AM

Me and my sister were acting like n00bs over aim and... yeah
Nikki=Sister
Axel=Me

Nikki: HI!!!11 OMG LOL I LOV3 U1!!1 OMG WTF LOL
Axel: MAH HNME ISH FRED!!1!1 OMG NIEC 2 MET U!!!!!!!! WTF LOL
Nikki: O HOW COL111!1! WTF I THINK U R A COL GUY FRAD111!1!! IM BOB!1!1! LOL
Axel: LIEK OMG!1!11! WTF LOL IM FR3D111!11 OMG WTF LOL I IS WUT!!1!1! WTF R U DONG BOB??!!! OMG LOL
Nikki: IMM KINDA BORED!1111 OMG LOL JUST SITNG HER3 TOKNG 2 MAH BOYFREIND!11!! OMG WTF LOL WUT UP WIT U FRAD?!???!?? LOL
Axel: TOKNG 2 MAH FREINDS OF COURS3!1!!!1! OMG WTF
Nikki: WUT IS UR FAVORIET COLOR FRED?!?!! LOL MIEN IS R3D!!!!!!!1 WTF LOL
Axel: I LEIK ALL COLOURS, BOB!!!111! WTF ESPECIALY PURPL3 COS ITS KEWL!!!1!1!!!!!1!!1!!1 WTF ZOMG
Nikki: I LOV3 U FR3D!1111 WTF LOL WIL U FRED TAEK M3 BOB AS U LAWFULY WADED SHIM HUSBAND???????!? WTF LOL
Axel: I DOOOS
WIL11!1 OMG LOL U EAT MAH PEI?!?!?!?? OMG
Nikki: IMM HUNGRY!11!!! WTF LOL MAEK ME SOM3 DMN FOD WIEFY!11! WTF
Axel: FODI?!?!??!?! LOL ME DONT MAEK DA FOOOD U DO 1111!!1!!!!11111!
Nikki: MAEK ME FOOD11!111 IM A FAT HUSBAND1!1! OMG WTF
Axel:GO 2 MCDONALDS!11!11!1 OMG WTF
Nikki: BUT HUSBAND.11111!!11!! OMG WTF LOL I LOVA U!!11 WTF LOL
Axel: I LOVA U MOR3S!111 WTF
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I hope you could understand dat

kairi_namine__sora_roxas

12-13-2006, 12:57 AM

LOL This was after Lunch today when me and my friends were going to our 7th Period Finals.

Me: Aw, man, it's still raining!
Deidre: Stupid rain...stupid life...stupid learning...stupid place...stupid rules, stupid puddles...(she's shouting this out)
Me: Stupid school...stupid idiots...just plain STUPID (I'm shouting it out too)
Me and Deidre (going into a fit of giggles): We're so stupid!
*my friend Dhruvi pops up with her hood held on really tightly*
Dhruvi: I'm a nun...
*I hit Dhruvi with my backpack*
Melissa: Oooh!!!!
Dhruvi: You hit a nun! You better watch out!
*I start singing*
Me: You'de better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why, Dhruvi Clause is comming to town...
*Deidre joins me*
Us: She sees you when you're sleeping, she know when your awake...
*we come up to our classroom and sneak up behind Cameron*
Us: She knows when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake
Cameron: What the heck?

Too bad we had to be silent during our final for an hour... ;)

shadowjak

12-13-2006, 01:22 AM

It took me awhile, but I got a few.

My friend Gauvin, My friend Steven, and I were walking to Gauvin's house from the library, and we were on a dead, open street, and as we were walking this guy comes speeding behind us laying on the horn, and passes us yelling at me and Steven(Gauvin got out of the road :p) saying "Get the **** out of the road you little idiot, you'll get hit!" We were alguhing so hard, and finally after it we just said, WTF!

Another one is when My friend Gauvin and I were at the library. He's alot bigger than me, so for fun he just hits me, though that day while were at the library he hit me, and I hit him right back in the stomach. It was funny because he all of a sudden asked, "why are so weak during school?" Naturally I answer, "Well you know how much I like lieing..."

That's all I got like now... Yeah, I know, we're immature.

2Foxxxxxxxxxie4U2♥~

12-13-2006, 11:10 PM

Mr. Bob

12-13-2006, 11:25 PM

One time i was ice skating! (we were in this field trip -_-) then i saw this beatiful girl with a pony tail! i was gonna ask her out but then it turned out it was a boy!!! i was really confuzed:confused: after that i sweared that i was never going to ask someone out ever again! :cool:

no-reality_allowed

12-14-2006, 10:07 PM

omg i gots a great new one :3

*bell rings*
me: oh crap im late!!!!
*runs uber fast to my class across the school*
me:man i wish there where more hallways so i can act like that splinter cell guy and sneak around >.<
*crashes through the doors*
me: IM NOT LATE!!!!!!!
teacher: your like 10 minutes late >_>
me:i have a good excuse though ^-^
teacher: so lets hear it >_>
me:ummmm.........
teacher:.......
me: i got jumped by some carebears >.>
teacher: o.O

Darkandroid

12-14-2006, 10:35 PM

This is rather funny, but all this week we were all trying to convince Alison to be a Lesbian XD

no-reality_allowed

12-14-2006, 10:43 PM

This is rather funny, but all this week we were all trying to convince Alison to be a Lesbian XD

i tried to convince mish to do that once >.>
almost worked too >.<

Darkandroid

12-14-2006, 11:00 PM

Yeah Alison is easy to make fun of, we all do, she is just too damn happy, and wears alot of Red. XD

Xigbar

12-14-2006, 11:22 PM

Me and my bff r both stupid so we like OMG WER'E TRI (rather than bi) so we ran around the skating rink (interskate91) screaming that (we work there) we were tri and our friend travis goes oh rlly? and were like no ur a loser...

ps: we were sugar hi...

Misty

12-15-2006, 02:07 PM

Well, we were watching America's Next Top Model (Don't ask) and it was this thing about Tyra Bank's Fund Raiser thing.

Me: Dude... She's, like, the Bono of the Modeling world.

kairi_namine__sora_roxas

12-16-2006, 02:14 AM

^_^
This happened today...and now my throat hurts 'cause of it. :P

Okay, so Melissa always goes to my house after school, and today she got to stay later because her little brother had a basketball game and she didn't wanna go. So we snuck into the cookie dough buckets, and got 4 pieces each. 5 minutes later, we were playing HP Scene it, running around, screaming and laughing like idiot...lol, we also kept prank calling Dhruvi. B)
Anyways, 2 of our friends from school were taking a walk outside, so when they came past my house, we ran out there and totally tackeled them and were laughing and screaming like idiots...I think it almost killed them. O.o Anyways, then we quickly ran inside and started running around in a circle saying, "Oh My God" really fast and trying to fly...^_^ And then, we made a milk shake and it looked like diareah, so we poured it down the toilet and flushed it...it looked gross!
And we also played HP 4 on the PS2 because it was 2 player, and she was playing Ron, while I was playing Hermione. We're all making them run around and trying to get them to make out. :D Didn't really work out...oh, and we killed Harry...for the heck of it. Then I threw a pillow, it crashed into the PS2 and shut off our game, so we lost everything and gave up.
:D I think that's pretty much it...all int he span of 1 and 1/2 hours. :O

Budabuda

12-16-2006, 05:29 PM

My funniest/coolest moments was when I found out that if you mix katsup and purple poweraid it turns green. But after that, we wanted to keep going so we added all the condonments that we could, and it turned into the most smelly thing ever. And the best part is, I still Have it XD

kairi_namine__sora_roxas

12-16-2006, 06:03 PM

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Use them while you IM with the free YEmotePLUS plug-in. Get it now, then click the Plug-ins button above (v8.1 required).
harrypotterrocks2005: Does this mean I have to become a vegie?
dhruvisompura: it's up ti you
dhruvisompura: to
harrypotterrocks2005: Ok, good.
dhruvisompura: typo mistake
dhruvisompura: yeah but in the end i'll be smarter and healthier
harrypotterrocks2005: Hey, dude, do you want me to make you a comeplete disc things of all the songs from Evanescence that I have?
harrypotterrocks2005: *complete*
harrypotterrocks2005: Wow. I'm so bored I made a Kingdom Hearts vid out of Jesus of Suburbia. o.O
harrypotterrocks2005: 'Ello?
dhruvisompura: sure but can you have them on seperate discs for the different cds like songs from fallen on a cd
dhruvisompura: wait brb
harrypotterrocks2005: That's what I was gonna do.
harrypotterrocks2005: Do you want Missing on there as well?
harrypotterrocks2005: KK
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harrypotterrocks2005: Errrrr...sorry
harrypotterrocks2005: Shoot!I hand cuffed myself....
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harrypotterrocks2005: Why do i feel like I'm talking to myself??
harrypotterrocks2005: I KNOW!!
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dhruvisompura: hey srry
harrypotterrocks2005: jhhjlfdshvai hfsd
harrypotterrocks2005: BWAAHAAA
harrypotterrocks2005: YOU ARE BACK
harrypotterrocks2005: Sorry.
harrypotterrocks2005: Been having a McFlury...the one I got last night...but forgot all about
dhruvisompura: u r weird
dhruvisompura: brb i have to put my brothers shoelace in his shoes
harrypotterrocks2005: NOOOOOOO
dhruvisompura: i don't want to
dhruvisompura:
harrypotterrocks2005: I don't want you to either
harrypotterrocks2005:
dhruvisompura: it will only take a little bit
harrypotterrocks2005: kk
dhruvisompura: oh and about my evenescense cds...
harrypotterrocks2005: Yeah?
harrypotterrocks2005: dude?
harrypotterrocks2005: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZTLG2Pr9AQ
harrypotterrocks2005: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWMUYuyBQw0
harrypotterrocks2005: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1qvcDaXW0U
harrypotterrocks2005: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ygFrmlvEWY
harrypotterrocks2005: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q374L45gZM8
harrypotterrocks2005: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkG0peaRXc
harrypotterrocks2005: Hmmmm...I need to watch some more Naruto one of these days...
harrypotterrocks2005:
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harrypotterrocks2005: Hello>
dhruvisompura: hi
dhruvisompura: i hate my brother
harrypotterrocks2005: About the Evanescence Cds?
dhruvisompura: he made me put shoelaces in shoes that don't fit him
dhruvisompura:
harrypotterrocks2005: lol
harrypotterrocks2005: I was about to call
harrypotterrocks2005: You were gone for like ever
dhruvisompura: srry
harrypotterrocks2005:
harrypotterrocks2005: scroll up on the chat...some YouTube vids
harrypotterrocks2005: Kingdom Hearts ones with Evanescence songs...and one with Simple Plan
dhruvisompura: anyways about those cds can you put fallen song on a seperate cd and the open door songs on a seperate cd and like that. you get what i mean right?
harrypotterrocks2005: Yeah
harrypotterrocks2005: But what about Missing
harrypotterrocks2005: Where do you want it?
dhruvisompura: where is that from
dhruvisompura: which cd does the song go to
harrypotterrocks2005: Hold up
dhruvisompura: k
harrypotterrocks2005: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ygFrmlvEWY
harrypotterrocks2005: There
harrypotterrocks2005: that's the song
harrypotterrocks2005: It's a bonus on the Anywhere but Home live CD
harrypotterrocks2005: It was the 2nd Evanescence Song that I liked.
harrypotterrocks2005: Grrrr
harrypotterrocks2005: stop leaving me!!!
dhruvisompura: i'm not
harrypotterrocks2005: *bangs head on desk
harrypotterrocks2005: *
dhruvisompura: i was listening to the song
harrypotterrocks2005: Ohhhhhhh
harrypotterrocks2005: Gotcha
dhruvisompura: which cd does it go to
harrypotterrocks2005: But you can talk and listen, can't you?
dhruvisompura: the name of the cd
harrypotterrocks2005: Quote-
harrypotterrocks2005: It's a bonus on the Anywhere but Home live CD
dhruvisompura: yeah i was just starting the vid
dhruvisompura: k thnx
harrypotterrocks2005: :
harrypotterrocks2005:
dhruvisompura: sooo
harrypotterrocks2005: Yeah...which disc do you want it on?
harrypotterrocks2005: ANd do you want Broken?
dhruvisompura: i'll see let me decide
harrypotterrocks2005: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnwkKhov_Ak
harrypotterrocks2005: 'Above is Broken
dhruvisompura: wait let me decide or my brain will explode
harrypotterrocks2005: kk
dhruvisompura: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!1 i know this song
harrypotterrocks2005: lol I know
harrypotterrocks2005:
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harrypotterrocks2005: mWAAHAA
harrypotterrocks2005: I think I better throw away my McFlury now
harrypotterrocks2005: ...
harrypotterrocks2005: before I kill meself
dhruvisompura: i am getting the nickelback cd so it's ok just give me the evenescense cds
dhruvisompura: i told my cuz to get it 4 me
harrypotterrocks2005: Okay...but still...which CD do you want it in...
harrypotterrocks2005: ???
dhruvisompura: i don't know stop trying to kill me
harrypotterrocks2005: I'm not!
harrypotterrocks2005: Just do ini minie miny mo or something
dhruvisompura: i need to get some help i am going on azlyrics
harrypotterrocks2005: Why?
dhruvisompura: to see which songs the cd's have cuz this one cd has all of the fallen songs and it has more
dhruvisompura: it's name is...
harrypotterrocks2005: And Broken isn't Nickelback by the way
dhruvisompura: i forgot wait i'll look it up
harrypotterrocks2005: Broken is Seether
dhruvisompura: i know that's why if u scroll up i said "wait did i just say nickelback
dhruvisompura: " forgot the other quote
harrypotterrocks2005: No u didn't
harrypotterrocks2005:
harrypotterrocks2005:
harrypotterrocks2005: Sorry had to do that
harrypotterrocks2005: brb
dhruvisompura: k
harrypotterrocks2005: back
dhruvisompura: wait
harrypotterrocks2005: k
dhruvisompura: put missing on the fallen type one which has all the fallen songs
harrypotterrocks2005: kk
dhruvisompura: and broken...
dhruvisompura: still deciding
harrypotterrocks2005: kk
dhruvisompura: why did u give me a song by seether
dhruvisompura: ?
harrypotterrocks2005: it has Amy Lee in it
harrypotterrocks2005: so yeah
dhruvisompura: i know that but why?????????????u make my life difficult
harrypotterrocks2005: IT'S A GOOD SONG OKAY
harrypotterrocks2005: I can say whatever I want to, GOSH
dhruvisompura: I KNOW THAT
harrypotterrocks2005: Broken is Seethe featuring Amy Lee...SO THERE
dhruvisompura: i know that i already looked it up 5 min. ago
harrypotterrocks2005: gah
harrypotterrocks2005: bah
harrypotterrocks2005: lah
harrypotterrocks2005: hah
harrypotterrocks2005: aah
harrypotterrocks2005: jah
dhruvisompura: the cd name is disclaimer 2
harrypotterrocks2005: dah
dhruvisompura: deb
harrypotterrocks2005: I knowe
dhruvisompura: web
harrypotterrocks2005: *know
dhruvisompura: teddy
harrypotterrocks2005: hu?
dhruvisompura: i have no clue
harrypotterrocks2005: DO YOU WANT IT OR NOT
dhruvisompura: did you get my e-mails
dhruvisompura: no
dhruvisompura: yes
harrypotterrocks2005: okay
dhruvisompura: no-yes-i don't know
harrypotterrocks2005: Wait what?
dhruvisompura: i don't know
dhruvisompura: stop it u r making me cry
dhruvisompura: i h8 u
dhruvisompura: we are so not friends anymore
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harrypotterrocks2005: Fine then
harrypotterrocks2005: No Evanescence CD
harrypotterrocks2005: Cds
dhruvisompura: *mumbles* stupid brain exploding EX-friend
harrypotterrocks2005: I don't need you as a friend anyways
dhruvisompura: noooooooooooooooooo
dhruvisompura: i want my cds
harrypotterrocks2005: Too bad
dhruvisompura: yes u do
harrypotterrocks2005: no it dont
harrypotterrocks2005: u suck
harrypotterrocks2005:
dhruvisompura: u know u need me cuz if you don't have as a friend no FINAL FANTASY-10 OR FINAL FANTASY-10 PART 2
harrypotterrocks2005: So
harrypotterrocks2005: I'm getting it for Christmas
harrypotterrocks2005: SO HA
dhruvisompura: WOAH THOSE R COOL SMILEY FACES THINGS WHATEVER...?
harrypotterrocks2005: Yeah, u know ur jealous
dhruvisompura: BOTH OF THEM?
harrypotterrocks2005: No....
harrypotterrocks2005: one of them
dhruvisompura: hah
harrypotterrocks2005: but I'll ask for another for my B-day
dhruvisompura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
harrypotterrocks2005: SO THERE
dhruvisompura: YEAH BUT U WILL HAVE TO WAIT THAT LONG FOR U TO PLAY BOTH AND GET BOTH WHEN I ALREADY HAVE THEM
dhruvisompura: HAHAHAHAHA
harrypotterrocks2005: :((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:( (:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((: ((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:(( :((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:( (:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((: ((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:(( :((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:( (:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((: ((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:(( :((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:( (:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((: ((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:(( :((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:( (:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((: ((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:(( :((:(
dhruvisompura:
dhruvisompura:
dhruvisompura: PARTY PARTY PARTY

That's our Yahoo! Conversation....and I'm still mad. :(

Frodis

12-18-2006, 09:51 PM

o0oElemenTo0o575: ITS COMCASTIC!

AngelsInFlight94: O.o

o0oElemenTo0o575: 0.o

o0oElemenTo0o575: it looka likea owl

AngelsInFlight94: Okayyy...

AngelsInFlight94: Or, allow me to quote Sora. "Okayyy."

o0oElemenTo0o575: YOU LOOK LIKE A OWL!!!!!!!

AngelsInFlight94: :'(

o0oElemenTo0o575: RAWR

o0oElemenTo0o575: *GIVES COOKIE*

AngelsInFlight94: "And I spent all last night. Tearing down..."

o0oElemenTo0o575: THE WALLPAPER!

AngelsInFlight94: Huh?

o0oElemenTo0o575: "And I spent all last night. Tearing down..."THE WALLPAPER!

o0oElemenTo0o575: lol

AngelsInFlight94: Tearing. As in crying

o0oElemenTo0o575: can drinking ten cup of water get you high>

o0oElemenTo0o575: ?

o0oElemenTo0o575: To0o

AngelsInFlight94: I don't think so.

Me and misty on AIM

Rufus

12-20-2006, 08:38 PM

o,o hmm there was this one time D: i was at school walking down the stairs and i missed one, kinda fell, landing on my knees. I'm like .......... deja vu.... ppl around me like "OMG are you okay??????" xDD

Anderson

12-20-2006, 09:15 PM

My mom made me laugh while I was drinking water and you can think of what happens next.

2Foxxxxxxxxxie4U2♥~

12-20-2006, 09:16 PM

XDDDDD

This is something that happend just now on MSNM...

~Racheal~ says:
you'll never guess..
*Leah* says:
What?
~Racheal~ says:
I was listening to...
*Leah* says:
Rock?
*Leah* says:
MEtal?
*Leah* says:
Broadway?
*Leah* says:
All of the above?
*Leah* says:
None of these?
*Leah* says:
True?
*Leah* says:
False?
*Leah* says:
I'm an idiot?

Why, yes... Yes I am. X3

Hissora

12-20-2006, 09:31 PM

2foxxie4u, I'm an idiot as well...

About two hours ago, my sister was sitting on the couch and I was in the kitchen.

Nikki=Sister
Axel=me

Nikki-Hey, can you grab my bottle of soda out of the fridge and put it on ice?

Axel-Sure *gets soda out of fridge and puts it in the freezer in the ice box*

*five minutes go by*

Nikki-What happened to my soda?

Axel-I put it on ice, like you said.

Nikki-Then where is it?

Axel-In the freezer

Nikki-I ment put it in a glass with ice in it

Axel-Really?

Nikki-You would be a terrible bar tender

Anderson

12-20-2006, 09:34 PM

I was playing "ping-pong" for PE since it was raining. I hit the teacher with the ball...XD

Misty

12-21-2006, 07:29 PM

(Me and Element were walking down the hallway)

Element: *Takes hands out of coat sleeves and swings sleeves around* LOOKIT!

Me: *Laughing* You have issues.
---
Alright so another time, I was trying to hit my sister with a binder.... And so when I swung around to it flew out of my hands and hit my other sister.

Me: :O
Sister: What the heck?!
Me: It was an accident...
Sister: How do you hit someone with a binder accidently?
---
(I was with my Step Sister)

Me: Nicole you Homo...
Step Sister: Hey!
Me: Sapian!

Rouge Angel92

12-21-2006, 07:58 PM

I was at katate a while back and me, C-chan, and another girl were talking about how tall we would get.
C-chan~my mom is tall so I might be as tall as her
Other girl~ yeah we'll be freaks together.
Me~Umm.. how tall do you think I'll get C-chan?
C-chan~ Who knows. your dad is pretty tall and your almost taller than your mom.
Other girl~ Yeah but this might be as tall as you'll get.
Me~ Wha-?! Why?!
Other girl~ Cause God doesn't like you.
C-Chan~*busrts out laughing*
Me~ Wahh!! Your both mean!!

Misty

12-21-2006, 09:26 PM

So me and Element get a rid home from school from our friend, right? And as we pull up to my house I see my sister walking in.

Me: *Opens door while car is in motion.* SHELL!!! *Jumps out*
---
Later on AIM:

Element: You dork.
Me: Whadd I do this time?
Element: "Let's jump out of the car while it's still moving!"
---
Me: *Is singing along to a song*
*Sister walks in*
Me: *Starts cough-choking*
*Sister stares*
Me: *Stops and starts singing again as if nothing happened*
Sister: How do you choke and then just stop and start singing again?
Me: *Looking at the crackers I was choking on* These crackers suck.

Hissora

12-23-2006, 08:46 PM

This happened just now between me and my sister again
Nikki=Sister
Axel=me

Axel- *laughs*
Nikki-Stop laughing at yourself
Axel-Why would you think I was laughing at myself?
Nikki-Because your a loser *cute voice* I love you

Misty

12-24-2006, 04:38 AM

Alright, so my sister HATES the song Raining Blood by Slayer... So:

Me: *Singing/yelling* TRAPPED IN PURGATORY!

Sister: Cassie, shut up.

Me: A LIFELESS OBJECT, ALIVE.

-A Couple miutes later-

Me: NOW I WILL REIGN IN... *Takes a deep breath and bugs out eyes* BLOOD!!!

Sister: *Slaps me in the head.* Retard.
---
Today, I was wearing a shirt with a collar.

Me: *Pops up collar*
Mom: *Stares*
Me: *Looks at her* Bond. Cassie Bond.
---
Me and my sister were talking about what we would name our kids:

Me: If I had a girl, I'd name her Oakley. *Turns to sister* What would you name a boy?

Sister: ... Milo.

Me: We're talking about Humans.

Frodis

12-26-2006, 04:32 PM

Mom: (after givng me all me books i got 4 christmas (i got 20 books) )"your not make wish list on barns and noble or get more books

Me: 0.o

-------------------------------------
my 2yr old cousin was over
Me:*laying on the floor*
Little cousin: Nonnie(that on of the 3 names he calls me) what are you doing?
Me: laying on the floor...
LC: oh..... I am gonna sit on you now *sits on me*
-------------------------------------------------------------
At movie nite

MistyMighty82-I HAVE A BELL-LAY
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Aunts house new years:
Aunt: heres and pot to bang on
Me: what happens if the neigbor like shoot at use?
Aunt: your weird

KairiSoraKeyoflight

01-02-2007, 01:02 AM

me and misty on aim

me: omg when i was little i mean like todler little my favorite treat was frozen peas
Misty: like the ones you get in a bag
Misty: EW!
Me: still love them now
Misty: That's disgusting.
Me:no its Me: its frozen veggies
Misty: Call me picky, but that's just plain nasty. Seriously... Do you eat them frozen?
Me: yup
Me: not w/ a meal
Misty: O.O
ME: but i will eat them for a snack sometimes
Misty: O.O
Misty: Next thing you're going to say is "I Love Spinach!"
Me: um.....no comment
Misty: ...
Misty: You like spinach?
Me: loved that sense i was little 2
Me: i like all vegies even the ones kids r sposta hate i have ALWAYS liked
Misty: O.O
Me: i dont like raw spinach in salad idk y i just dont
Misty: *Gags*

yes ok i like vegies! get over it

Anderson

01-02-2007, 01:06 AM

I was helping out in the Church, when I'm filling in for one of the ushers. (For those of you who don't know what that is, it's a helper in the Church) I was gathering the money when I accidently smacked this dude in the face...right in the eye... *hides*

Mr. Boom

01-02-2007, 01:10 AM

I pushed my sis off a tee... Its true... no questions plz >.>

Anderson

01-02-2007, 01:23 AM

This was really retarded. I had no homework that day. And my grandma comes in.

Grandma : Have you done your homework yet?
Me : I don't have any...
Grandma : Have you done your homework yet?
Me : I don't have any...
Grandma (screaming) : WHY AREN'T YOU DOING YOUR HOMEWORK!?!?!?
Me (yelling) : I DON'T HAVE ANY!
Grandma : Geez...if you didn't have any homework, you could have just said so.
Me : :eek:

lookaheartless

01-03-2007, 01:05 AM

Okay, so I was in band class putting up my trombone, which I had named Ienzo...
Raine-Me Coray-Friend

Raine- Is your trombone a boy or a girl?
Coray- Um...
Raine- Mine's a boy.
Coray- ...
Raine- I named him Ienzo.
Coray- Why?
Raine- Because Ienzo is a cool name! And, I- DON'T TOUCH MY IENZO!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Raine-Me Coray-Friend Faith-Friend

Raine- CORAY! QUIT BEING A HOMO!
Coray- I'm not...
Raine- Yes, you are! HomoSAPIAN!!!
Coray- Aren't you a homosapian?
Raine- No.
Coray- WHAT?!
Raine- I'm a vampire!!!
Coray- ...
Faith- Don't question her...
Raine- *in background* Come, Coray! Join me and Faith in our vampireness!
Faith- DON'T PULL ME INTO YOUR CRAZY WORLD!
Raine- I LIVE IN NO CRAZY WORLD, HOMO!
Band teacher- ...What is she yelling about?
Coray- >,<

KairiSoraKeyoflight

01-03-2007, 04:55 AM

me (kaira) and kiedran at school on tuesday
jules(our friend)

(refering to clan macleod forum family)
Keidran:hey! remeber when we found he duckie!
Kaira: OMG yess!! SOO CUTE!!
Kiedran: omg i know!
Jules: Wait keidran you got a duck?!?!
Kaira and Kiedran*laugh turn our backs and begin to walk outside*
Kaira: yeah shure did we tell ya about the psWii60 she got 2
Kaira and Kiedran:* more laughter walk outside*
jules: HEY COME BACK HERE!
Kaira: Ki-chan RUN!!!!
*we run a bit then hide behind a tree laughing hystericly*
kaira: the psWii60 should have been a hint do ya thing she reized there never was a duck?
keidran: probably not
*laughing*
Kiedran: oh man we got to tell the other macleods about this

lookaheartless

01-03-2007, 02:48 PM

Raine-(me),Craig-(sister's boyfriend)

Raine- CRAIGERY!
Craig- What?
Raine- There's a giant screaming rainbow in my room!
Craig- What do you want me to do?
Raine- KILL IT!
Craig- I can't. I'm in your phone!
Raine- Then get out of my phone, and kill this rainbow!
Craig- Where is it?
Raine- On the TV!
Craig- Is it a straight rainbow?
Raine- ...What?! There's such a thing as a straight rainbow?!
Craig- Just.. Change the channel!
Raine- D*** you, Neo!!!

2Foxxxxxxxxxie4U2♥~

01-03-2007, 06:13 PM

Like, 2 days ago... I was going to my sister's friend's house... and she lives in an aparment complex, and all, right? And hers was one of the ones on the top floor.

Well, I dunno how I did it, but I tripped on something, and some how fell UP the stairs.

I was all like... "@_@"

And then I started sliding down and I hit the concrete on the ground head first. My sister thought it was hilarious, but it's taken me days just to admit it ever happend. >.>

lookaheartless

01-05-2007, 12:37 AM

My sister was staying with her friend in our old hometown and I was talking to her on MSN...

[<3]Des & Erin[<3] = My sister
My frog is a monster! = Me

[<3]Des & Erin[<3] says:
shhhhh
My frog is a monster! says:
What?!
My frog is a monster! says:
Did teh monster wakey wakey?
My frog is a monster! says:
Oh em gee! The monster got my sister! SOMEBODY CALL TOM CRUISE!!!!

Misty

01-05-2007, 02:26 AM

(At Lunch)

Me: *Is resting feet on friend seat*
Friend: Move. *Walks into my legs*
Me: *Overreacting* OWWWWW!!!!! Whadd you do that for?!
Friend: Oh please.
Me: *Lifts up pant leg* Look what you did to me! *Shows a cut on my leg I got from tripping on my porch*
---
(Today, my Grandma was leaving for Florida)
Me: *Upstairs on the computer*
Mom: *Callling up the stairs* Cassie, Grandmas leaving!
Me: GRAM CRACKER! *Bolts down the stairs.*
Grandma: *Picks up bag off the floor*
Me: *Huggles her* Bye Bye!
--
(Me and Element)

*Looking out 2 story window*
Element: I wonder what would happen if someone puked out the window...
Me: The puke would fall and then splat on the lower window. And everybody down there'd be like "THROW UP IS FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!"

2Foxxxxxxxxxie4U2♥~

01-07-2007, 03:25 AM

Something me and Demyxu just was doing a few minutes ago on MSNM. XD

ME. CELESTE.

*Leah* says:
I POSTED!!! =D
Fran the Viera says:
BOUT FOOKING TIME TOO
Fran the Viera says:
Holy fjd'v
Fran the Viera says:
fkjdkg fjakldjd
Fran the Viera says:
*twitchtwich*
Fran the Viera says:
xDDD
Fran the Viera says:
twitchtwitch*
*Leah* says:
What?
Fran the Viera says:
TALK
Fran the Viera says:
ABOUT
Fran the Viera says:
HUGE
Fran the Viera says:
xDDDD
*Leah* says:
Need I rememind you about my biggest post EVER MADE?!?!?! >=D
Fran the Viera says:
Stfu.
*Leah* says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Fran the Viera says:
TALK TO THE HAND
*Leah* says:
Well....
*Leah* says:
Well....
*Leah* says:
TALK TO THE COMPUTER SCREEN!!!
*Leah* says:
Yeah!
*Leah* says:
What now?!
*Leah* says:
XDDDDDDD
Fran the Viera says:
TALK
Fran the Viera says:
TO
Fran the Viera says:
THE TEXT.
*Leah* says:
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!
*Leah* says:
*snap**snap**snap*
Fran the Viera says:
Oh Yuh I did

Darkwatch

01-07-2007, 03:38 AM

I saw the urban dictionary def. of 'castrate'.

Here's a convo of me and my bro from what I learned...

Me: "I f***in' PWEENT you... =D"
Bro: "I'll castrate you with a chicken beak if you pronounce "pwn," "pween" one more time.

(Okay fine, I ripped it form the site itself. xDDD But it's still funny.)

Roxas is Hot

01-07-2007, 05:00 AM

...Me and all of my friends went to see Eragon yesterday. When the movie ended I was running down the stairs and complaing about how freaky Durza was and I fell down the stairs and spilled all of my popcorn. ;_;

Frodis

01-08-2007, 07:39 PM

today
runs outofgym locker room and see misty
-------------------------
Me: I LOVE YOU CASSIE (really loud)
Misty: RUns
-----------------------------------------
Lunch
-------------------------------------------
Me: *Innocently drinking yoo-hoo when Misty make me laugh*
*explodes yoo-hoo all over misty*
Misty: Spaz *starts laughing*
-------------------------------------------
Class
Misty *Writing "Emo" all over MAH binder*
---------------------------------------------------
Home Ec
*Me and Misty clicking our tongues stoping every time the teacher looks at us*
------------------
Kid: are you emo,you are emo, are you sure your not emo
Me: erm...

Misty

01-08-2007, 07:43 PM

Kid: are you emo,you are emo, are you sure your not emo
Me: erm...

I totally felt like saying to that kid. "She's not emo... but... *Covers face with fabric* I'MA COWBOY!"

lookaheartless

01-10-2007, 09:39 PM

I was on the phone with my friend and she was on Runescape...

Chianne: This dude just asked me for my phone number and where I lived!
Me: Tell him Charlie and Insane are behind him!
*tells him*
Me: So, what'd he say?
Chianne: Um... Hang on...
*minutes later*
Chianne: He's not answering me!
Me: This sucks, you scared him away! WAY TO GO! Now who are we supposed to talk to?!
Chianne: You told me to tell him!
Me: ...And you actually listened to me?!

VideoGameNerd246

01-10-2007, 11:06 PM

This is embarrinsing 4 my friend Josh at meh school

Okay so we where in school and my teacher left the room for a while and my friend, Josh just started going crazy by having sweater in his hand and he started swinging it and yelling "TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!" and everybody in the class was laughing like crazy. But suddenly our teacher comes in the class room and everyone was silent except Josh then he was all like "Huh? Why is everybody so quiet?". Turns around and their our teacher was so he just sat down like nothing happend.

Hissora

01-13-2007, 02:51 AM

Today, me and my friend, Rane, after school.

Me-Hey, Rane
Rane-Yeah?
Me-It's raining!
Rane-Let's go shopping! =D
Me-Umm, sure!

lookaheartless

01-13-2007, 03:40 AM

Chianne and me were talking about how huge my frog is...

Chianne: I'm scared to stay overnight here, now.
Me: Why?
Chianne: Have you seen that beast lately?! He's a monster! I swear, one day, it's gonna be huge, and when I'm sleeping over, it's gonna bust out of its cage and eat me alive!
Me: My mom says we should eat him for Easter dinner. I wouldn't, though.
Chianne: When he gets bigger than what he is now, you're gonna have to put him in the zoo with that cat of yours!
Me: DUN'T INSULT MY POLEY BEAR! (My cat looks like a polar bear/seal)

Hissora

01-15-2007, 06:18 AM

Meh and Rufus over MSN

Rufus:
I need food still
Hissora:
Uhh
Rufus:
feed me future hubby
Hissora:
*throws you a package of uncooked ramen* Go crazy

----
More MSN >3

Mari:
whats another scientific word for flower?
Hissora:
floor?

Darkwatch

01-15-2007, 06:35 AM

Me: My dad makes hover crafts.

Friend: http://www.tendringdc.gov.uk/NR/rdonlyres/5F7C34F3-8324-4A53-AF8D-BAB30A5199BD/0/Dog__Cartoon_51.jpeg

He makes TONS of money off of them...

Friend: http://www.lollipopcards.com/store/zoom/moocow.gif

Me: I rode in it once! I almost died. ._.

Friend: http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/121147/2/istockphoto_121147_meow.jpg

Me: Y'know what, forget it. obviously you don't care. <_<

Friend: Wooooooow...your life must suck.

2Foxxxxxxxxxie4U2♥~

01-23-2007, 09:58 PM

This happend today at lunch... XDDD
Me My friend Shayna

OWOWOW!!!! *rubs eye* I'VE GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE!!! TT^TT
Uh.... That would be your finger...
*glare*

Frodis

02-01-2007, 11:57 PM

Study hall
Me:*steals Misty care BEAR key chain*
Misty: give it back!
me: *runs to kid* do you have a calculator?
Kid: yeah here *Misty tackles me*
Kid: O.O
Kid 1: O.O
Kid2: O.O
Misty: No body takes mah care bear!
Wesley: O.O
Me: GIVE IT BACK!

Anderson

02-02-2007, 12:01 AM

Well, I was in the lunch line...near the principal and this guy starts to bother me... :mad:

Me: *standing there waiting*
Guy: *pushes me*
Me: Dude, what was that for?
Guy: What was what for? *continues pushing roughly*
Me: Man...you're such an idiot!
Guy: Say that again!
Me: YOU HEARD ME! YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
Guy: :mad: *attempts to punch me*
Me: *Dodges*

And the punch lands on the principal... >.<
And so, *Roxas* walks away slowly.

Shanny-Boo

02-02-2007, 01:08 AM

Zach: I snapped my G-String...
Me: O_O
Zach: Oh my guitar, Shannon.
Sara: Aahahahahaha Zach snapped his G-String. XDDDDDD -mass e-mails-
Zach: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Sara: I hate how everyone thinks Kadaj is gay!
Me: You have to live with it. I like Sora x Kairi but that doesn't mean I run around screaming for all yaoi and yuri shippers to go burn in hell.
Sara: No, but you don't get it! Sora at least has a legitimate boy/girl pairing! For Kadaj it's his brother, brother, and mom!
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Kim: God, I hate the song Fergaliscious. If I had a song called Kimaliscious, I'd be in jail on death row.
Me: ...So I should just give up on trying to get Shannyliscious recorded?
Kim: ...Good god...
---------------------------------------
Me: According to the Mayans, we're all gonna die in 2012.
Jessie: Aw, no! I'll never live to be thirty and flirty!
Alex: x.X We'll be right out of high school...
Manny: I can see it now, Shannon takes on step into Harvard... and BAM! XD
Maria: It's not funny! Okay, so, what we have to do is go on Google and find out how to hotwire one of those Apollo spacecrafts. Then we'll fly to Mars and melt the ice caps there. We could colonize it and watch Earth blow up from there!
Ellie: ...What's really sad is that you're actually dead serious...
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Izzy: I am going to cosplay as Tifa next year.
Zach: You're going to need like... four tissue boxes. Two for each. That's if you're like, average though. Shannon needs like... three for each.
Me: -slaps-

lookaheartless

02-04-2007, 03:05 AM

Too Weird To Live

02-04-2007, 03:17 AM

~In Wal-Mart, looking at sunglasses~

Lucas: *puts on large sunglasses*
Tyler: ...Do I want to ask?
Me: *puts some on as well*
Tyler: Oh, God..
Lucas and Me: (loudly) I wear my stunna glasses at night!
Random person: *joins in* So I can, so I can...
Tyler: You're all retarded.

That was fun no matter how random you and Lucas are. Oh, remember this?

Raine: You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna have a cosplay festival of our own!
Me: Here we go..
Lucas: Sounds good! We can spike Tyler's hair, Cloud-style! Yeah, this'll work! He can be Cloud, I'll be Roxas, and Raine can be Zexion or Leon!
Raine: YES! Pokeblade, here I come, baby! I'll be Zexy next time!
Me: Right...
Lucas: Let's tell Taylor and Emily!

ЯзJзct.çom

02-04-2007, 03:32 AM

Ok....
Some kid throws a banana peel right?
So I come walking along with my lunch and BOOM!!!
I fell....

Roxas

02-04-2007, 04:22 AM

Ok....
Some kid throws a banana peel right?
So I come walking along with my lunch and BOOM!!!
I fell....

lol.

That was unpredictable. I have a similar event:

I was walking with my Teletubbies lunch box when a kid dropped a banana peel and BOOM!!!

I dodged it with agile ninja skills.

ЯзJзct.çom

02-04-2007, 04:40 AM

I forgot,so did I!

spam4sam

02-04-2007, 06:38 AM

my funniest moment wud hav to b being drunk in my room with my girlfriend we each had had 4-5 beers and we cudnt stop laughing then BAM! mum opens the door beknown to the fact that i had alchol or a girlfriend. i cudnt stop cracking up but i think it was a little more arkward for the other two.

lookaheartless

02-04-2007, 09:09 PM

Yeah, those ninja skills will save us all one day...
Anyway...

This happened just a couple minutes ago...

TV: I want... ROOM SERVICE!!!
Me: I think he needs a therapist.
Lucas: You know, room service doesn't sound so bad. Let's go check into a hotel!

♥ M e w I c h i g o ♥

02-04-2007, 09:37 PM

this happened today in church O_o
me: *sits down*
some friend of my moms: *accidentally pulls my hair* oh im srry
me: thats ok
moms friend: *starts stroking my hair* wow ur hair is softer than my cats fur *keeps petting me*
mom: *joins in on the petting*
me: o~o

Too Weird To Live

02-04-2007, 11:45 PM

Interesting...

This will show you how much Lucas knows about football...

Lucas: Oh, COME ON! Hey, is it legal to just punch someone in the face?
Me: No.
Lucas: What if you kick someone in the face?
Me: No, Lucas >.<
Lucas: Then why the hell is it called "FOOTball"?!

Misty

02-05-2007, 07:40 PM

A couple of days ago at dinner:

Me: *Watching "Viva La Bam" at Dinner*
Step-Mom: I'm so glad we fixed the TV so we can watch crap like this.

Dinner, again:

Me: Who's David Letterman?
Step-Mom: A guy who has a late at night talk show. It's called The David Letterman Show or something like that.
Me: Why do people name shows after themselves? That's so conceited!
Step-Mom: The Brady Bunch named their show after themselves, and they're not conceited.
Sister: But the Brady Bunch isn't real.
Step-Mom: Yes they are. >.>
Me: *Taps heart* They are in here.

Frodis

02-05-2007, 08:38 PM

In tech when me and Misty were erm....paying attention to the movie
me: whats on your shirt?
Misty: I dont know
ME: It looks like weed.....

Kiburedo

02-06-2007, 03:20 AM

(me, Joel, And My friend (ill just call him tuffy sauce) sitting at lunch)

Joel: *tears off piece of banana and puts it into mouth* I have to eat it in peices so i dont look like a retard.

*Me & Tuffysauce stare at each other shaking our heads in dissapointment*

Joel: *finishes banana and takes out sandwich*

Tuffy sauce: Hey shouldn't you eat it in peices so you dont look like a retard?

*Tuffy and I start cracking up*

Joel: What?

*we crack up some more, Joel is still confused*

Like five min later

Joel: OH! *cracks up*

*Tuffysauce and i shake our heads in dissapoinment yet again.*

KairiSoraKeyoflight

02-09-2007, 11:02 PM

no dialog and this is short it was a match (im on varsity bowling) and i was up i go throw the ball....and fall flat @$$ not fun i have to say i looked like a retard 2

Hissora

02-09-2007, 11:15 PM

Me and my friend, Nall (not her real name, just her nikname) after school...

Nall: *points to tromebone case* What's that?
Me: My tromebone, His name is Ashley
Nall: You name everything that, don't you
Me: Just guys! ^^
Nall: *rolls eyes*
Me: He's sexy...
*tromebone case falls on its side*
Nall: *sarcasticly* OH! VERY Sexy, meg

In band class~

Braxton: *sighs*
Me: What's wrong?
Braxton: Ehh, nothing...
Me: You're jealous because I'ma ninja, aren't you? :3

Sorafan60

02-10-2007, 12:30 AM

Hmm, I have tons, but this stands out
One time at my homecoming game, my friend and I were in our JROTC uniforms. My friend started to attack our Mascot, I was trying to hold her back, but she did it anyway and wouldn't really stop. Later, the mascot got these little kids to attack her with these little ballon thingies and she ran behind me, running from the kids. XD lol That day was so much fun. ^_^
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And here's another I forgot about that just happened yesterday
Gail: *Drinking powerade*
Me: Gail, do you like Jesse McCartney???
Gail: *still drinking powerade*
Me: Do you like Jesse McCartney???
Gail: *still drinking it*
Me: Do you like Jesse McCartney???
Gail: *spits up the powerade, and gets it all over her face and on the ground*
Me: *laughing* Are you alright Gail???
Later
Me: Gail, do you like Jesse McCartney???
Gail: No, I don't like anybody by the name of Jesse.
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That same day

Gail: They're making fun of me for the way I say Powderade
Tanya: POWERADE
Me: Tanya, It doesn't matter how it's said, just as long as you can understand it.
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all of the time

Gail: Sesshou-maru is Sexy!!! lol XD

2Foxxxxxxxxxie4U2♥~

02-10-2007, 01:06 AM

XDDDDDDD

This happened today when I was talking to Celeste on MSN... XDDDD

ME Celeste

JACK'S A GENIUS!!!
XDDD
........
Just like I am! XD
"genius"
XDDDD
Waitasec...
Did I spell it right...? O.o
Yup xD
HA!!@!!!!!! >=D
THAT PROOVES IT!!!
I'm a genius with a capital "J." XD

I had another one but I forgot it already. XDDDDDD

DarknessKingdom

02-10-2007, 06:11 AM

One of my friends, RoRo (nickname) was getting badgered who he will send a rose for Valentines Day.

So I went, "Ok, Roro, are you going to tell us the 'truth', *shakes head, frowning* or the 'truth'? *big grin and nods*"

Frodis

02-11-2007, 06:53 PM

CHAT ROOM
[14:48] <apocalypse> yep
[14:48] <HAETWritingEssays_Sock> Mmkay thanks.
[14:48] <apocalypse> which means, wiiplay is coming out tomorrow
[14:48] <element> Yup
[14:48] <element> You have a wii?
[14:48] <Melba> Great...Wii stuff.....
[14:48] <element> I ould tread my bird for a Wii
[14:49] <Melba> I would rather have a burrito and I soda.
[14:49] <Melba> *a
[14:49] <element> O.O
[14:49] <Melba> A...not I....>_>
[14:49] <Kurama> BURRITO?!
[14:49] <Kurama> soda?!
[14:49] <Brewster> BURRITO?!
[14:49] <Brewster> soda?!
[14:50] <element> BURRITO?!
[14:50] <element> soda?!
[14:50] <Melba> Yes, I would prefer a burrito and soda over a Wii.
[14:50] <Kurama> That... was... weird.
[14:50] <Kurama> .-.

2Foxxxxxxxxxie4U2♥~

02-12-2007, 09:46 PM

M'kay... Today I was telling my friends at lunch about that stupid time when I was little and I tried to win a bit TOO hard to win at a "see who can hold their breath under water the longets!" contest... and... Well... This is what happend. XD

ME SHAYNA ALYSSIA AMANDA CHRIS

Hey! Did I tell you about this time I almost killed myself trying to win a contest to see who can hold their breath underwater the longest?
O.o No...
Nope...
Mmmm-mmmm....
*cracks up* Do I even want to know?
.... Probally not...
*cracks up again* Alright... Tell us.
Yeah!
Okay... Once when I was at the pool with my older sister and cousins while we were going somewhere... I can't remember now.... anyways, the hotel we were staying at had a pool! So we all got into our swimsuits and what not and started splashing around, right? And so my little cousin, Destinn, says to me, says he, "'Ey, Leah! I bet I can hold my breath longer than you!" And then, It was like... "Oh, it's on, now... >.>"
*everybody cracks up*
And so we called over my sister to be a reffery or something, she counted down, and we both shoved our heads under water. The first 10 seconds were a piece of cake. But then, mty lungs started to hurt. So I was like... "Oh, there ain't NO way I'm losing to a 7 year old!" And so I sucked it up, and held my head under. Pretty soon, he put his head up. So I was all, "YES!!! I won!" but I forgot to put my head back up. And so, I finally figured out "Hey! I should really breathe right now!" So I tried to come back up, but my foot slipped, and I fell down. My sister, who SWEARS she didn't think I was serious, just laughed... How lucky am I to have one like her, huh? Anyways, I tried to come back up, but people can't seem to just take a hint and--
OH MY GOD!!! Did you drown?! ;_;
*everybody stares at her*
..... *repeats self* I SAID, did you drown???
*silence*
*everybody cracks up*
Shayna... If Leah DID drown, do you think she'd be sitting here right now, talking to us?!?!?! XDDDDDD Dur, dur! *makes retard sign*
...... *thinks* Ohhhhh!!!! I get it! XDDD
*everbody cracks up harder*

YEP! XD Shayna's a true blonde if I ever saw one!!! XDDD

Sorafan60

02-12-2007, 10:10 PM

Okay, this happened a few weeks ago when we had a mean substitute.

Zeonya: Okay, try and picture our (real) teacher in a kilt, blonde wig, and high heels.
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH THAT IS NOT A PRETTY PICTURE!!!!
Gail: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

This just happened today

My Brother: Your face is messed up
Me: Yeah, well, everytime I try and unscramble yours, it gets messed up again!!! OH you got owned!!!!!
My Brother: What??? You're retarded
Me: Yeah well, you're dumb!!!
My brother: You can fix dumb but you can't fix retarded.

lookaheartless

02-13-2007, 03:02 AM

Hah, okay, so I was in second period and it was a half day so we were watching a movie...

TV: *makes noise*
Erica: I need to get some Holy Water so I can spray it on the TV and see if it hisses at me.
TV: *makes noise again*
Me: More like an exorcist!

Then this one time we were in band class...

Teacher: You're like, "BAH!" Okay? STOP THAT!
Coray: So, you want us to back off?
Me: No, she wants you to play as loud as possible. *rolls eyes*
Teacher: No, I want you to back off, Coray.

DarknessKingdom

02-13-2007, 08:08 AM

*during Science class*

Friend: Phoenix (not real name but she dosent like her name being posted on the internet)

Phoenix: So the powder turned black?
Me: No, ithe powder turned pink and purple...OF COURSE, IT TURNED BLACK!

Misty

02-13-2007, 08:03 PM

Over the weekend, I found a beanie hat, and... Well... I had some fun with it. ;)

Me: *Puts on hat* Look, Andrew, I'm a hobo!
Andrew (Step Brother): Right... >>
Me: "Give me your money".

---Later---

Me: *Dancing*
Sister: Cassie...>>
Me: Hobo's like to boogie.

---Later---

Me: *Puts on big coat, hat, and walks towards step mom*
Me: Would you kill me if I went outside like this?
Step mom: >>

Frodis

02-17-2007, 12:01 AM

On Instant Messageer
ME
MISTY
FRIEND

Human SACRIFCE!

... Wtf?

: what the heck
hey that's my line!

Lets Sacrifice Heather!

*Finding Nemo Chant*

I don't want 2 die

^.^
*pushing Heather off cliff*
YAY!

I want 2 get married and I want James' 3 kids

o.o

SunxBabe225: I <3 James

Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice!

I hate u

*Sacrifces James* Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice