Ask Sora: Another Keyblade Spirit Original

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DUDE, HTF did you get 83 posts??!?!!?

Hey Sora! how/when/if you ask Kairi out how will you do it? Will you cry??
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Okay, new chapter. Utter randomness this time, including Sora locked in a closet! There's also a teaser for my two upcoming fanfics, Birth by Sleep: My theories made into a fanfic, and Rise of Moogle Bahamut. The teasers come first.

Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
Chapter 1: The Awakening
"Huh? Where am I?" Terra wondered as he awoke on a flat space, devoid of color. He stood up and took a step forward. Doves flew upward, revealing a stained glass floor, depicting an unusual looking weapon. "You have been chosen," said a voice, "Set apart from others, soon to be a great hero." Three pedestals appeared in front of him. "Choose," said the voice as armor appeared atop each one, "The armor of Earth, strong and made for battle. The armor of Water, for great skill in the art of magic. The armor of Wind, it will give you ability to protect yourself, and your friends." "Earth," Terra chose, "For I know nothing of magic, and my friends don't like me anyway." The chestplate suddenly appeared on top of his black sweater. A door appeared shortly after. Naturally, Terra walked through to meet his two best friends each holding an unusual looking blade and wearing two familiar chestplates, much to his surprise. There was still yet another blade protruding from the ground, "Aqua! Ven! What are you guys doing here?" Aqua replied, "I don't know. I fell asleep last night, and woke up here." "Same here," Ven agreed. Terra picked up the remaining blade. "So," he asked, " what do we do now? Should we try to find a way out of here? Or should we listen to what this voice has to say." "I think we should try to get home, or maybe find out who brought us here. Who knows? Maybe this is all just a shared dream. One that all of us are having at the same time," Aqua replied, "If it is, then we'll wake up soon. If not, who knows? Maybe we are destined to stay here forever." Terra thought about Aqua's theory before answering, "No! That can't be true! The voice said that we were chosen to be great heroes. I say we live up to that prophecy. What do you think Ven?" Ven responded, "I don't know."Before Ven could say more, the voice spoke again, "Riku, Sora, Kairi. The prophecy will be fulfilled." "Who?" Terra replied, confused, "What are you talking about? And where is that music coming from?" "WHY DOES EVERYONE WHO COMES HERE BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE A CHARACTER IN A VIDEO GAME!" Terra was baffled, "I'm a character in a video game?" The voice replied, "Well then I've just screwed myself. Nomura's probably gonna replace me with weird floating text! Anyway, Sora, Riku, and Kairi are children. Sora and Riku are best friends, they live in the same town where you live." Terra thought for a moment. "Oh! I know! Sora lives across the street from me! I've seen him playing with Riku before. Such nice boys. But who's Kairi?" Terra was very happy that he had made this conclusion, just so that he would be able to show up his friends.

The Rise of Moogle Bahamut
In worlds full of danger, moogles craft accessories and tools, weapons and materia, but the most powerful of all these things, are the summon gems. In a moogle shop, it is a typical day, until a special order comes in, a Bahamut summon gem. Moogles are in a panic, the artisan moogles were collecting items and Masters were giving orders of, "Get that spirit gem to the synthesis chamber kupo!" But this is still not too out of the ordinary. What makes this tale worth telling is not the event that took place, but the accident. A small mooglet, trying to help, decided to stir the mix, but as he did, little did he know, his ladder was off balance. As he tried to reach just bit too far, he fell into the mix. With a scream he attracted the attention of all, who looked on in horror, as he fell to his doom. When all the smoke cleared, all that was left was a small summon gem. With this glimmer of hope, the mother ran up, and threw the gem in the air, causing it to glow brilliantly. When the gem dissapeared, and the creature came out, His pompom was there, so were his wings, but many things set him apart from normal moogles. For one, his pompom was covered in spikes, his wings were scaly and had a span the size of his head, but most of all, he had the body of a white Bahamut.

Ask Sora: Riku Code Special
Riku: Hey everybody! Erkz found the Me Code, so I'm gonna take over this episode. Okay, first question.
*Riku goes up to the computer, but just before turning it on, he T-Stances.*
Riku(muffled): STUPID NOMURA! He just had to make it so that I can't do anything that I don't have animations for! BRING IN THE DARKSIDE!
*Darkside stomps on Riku. When the smoke clears, Riku is still T-Stanced.*
Riku(still muffled): Stupid invincibility. Bring in the Samuri Nobodies!
*Roxas, who is conveniantly in the audiance summons them in front of Riku*
Riku(again with the muffled): Duel Stance!
*Riku staggers from the damage and is freed from the T-Stance.*
Riku(not muffled):Finally. Well, apparently I can't get questions from the computer, so instead people in the audiance will ask questions. *Sephiroth raises his hand* Okay, you. :D
Sephiroth: Why didn't the Keyblade choose me?
Riku: Cuz Nomura hates your guts.
Sephiroth: I see. Then I will go kill Nomura. *teleports away*
Riku: O.o Well that was wierd. Next question!
#Meanwhile#
Nomura: Ahhh!
Sephiroth: Descend! Heartless Angel!
Nomura: I've got it! CHARACTER DESIGNER POWERS! *Is healed and summons a Masamune/Buster Blade combo sword.*
Sephiroth: This is going to be harder than I thought.
#Back at the studio#
Roxas raises his hand*
Roxas(In the form of wierd text): Where's Sora?
Riku: Locked in a closet.
#Meanwhile, in the closet#
Sora: Where am I? I'm scared. I WANT MY MOMMY'S DISEMBODIED VOICE!
#Back at the Studio#
Roxas: Yay! That's what I was going to do to him. XD Thanks! Now I can cover for him. And when I say cover for him, I mean, STEAL HIS LIFE! MUA HA HA HA HA!
Riku: Okaaaay. Next!
RFG2: Do you like Sora? Cuz I saw this theory, on KHInsider, that said that you liked it when Sora did everything that you told him to, but when Kairi came along, you got jealous of her.
Riku: If I tell the truth, will you keep the answer to yourself?
RFG2: Yeah.
Riku(whispering): Yes.
RFG2: TO THE PRESSES!
Riku: Doh! *Sigh* Next!
Oldy: What is the best way to annoy Sora?
Riku: No! Nooo way! I will not tell you how to annoy Sora. Never. Because you WILL and then he will blame ME!
Oldy: I'll give you a cookie.
Riku: I hate cookies.
Amberdslovick: Gasp! *Force feeds Riku magical cookies*
Riku(hypnotized): More cookies.
Amber: Yay! Cookie party!
*Riku and Amber do the cookie dance*
Riku: Wait. I remember now. I'm emo. I HATE cookies. GET OFF THE STAGE!
Amber: Fine. *Leaves while eating cookies*
Riku: Wierd cookie lover. Pies are much better. Although, Oreo pies are really good.
Oldy: True, very true.
Riku: Uh-huh.
Oldy: Mm-hm
Riku: Yup.
Oldy: Yeah.
Riku: Do you know where we are going with this?
Oldy(same tone as his last line): Not a clue.
Riku: Didn't think so. Okay next question.
#Meanwhile#
Sephiroth: You'll never let go of the dark.
Nomura: Shut up.
Sephiroth: Your darkness keeps calling me back.
Nomura: SHUT UUUUUUUP!
Utada Hikaru: Nomura-san, you can have my light.
Nomura: Utada! Stay back!
Utada: How can I?
*A person walks in*
???: Where's the bathroom?
Nomura: Can't you see that I'm in the middle of an epic battle?
???: *Starts to cry*
Sephiroth: O.o
???: I'm leaving! *Leaves*
#You get the idea#
???:*Walks in* Where's the bathroom?
Riku: Down the hall and to the right.
???: Thanks! You're much nicer than that Nomura guy who's fighting a guy with a long sword.
Riku: Guy with with a- Uh-oh *Teleports to Square Studio* I'm here to help you Nomura!
Nomura: Riku! Wait, before you start fighting: CHARACTER DESIGNER POWERS!.
Riku: Okaaay. What did that do? *Summons Keyblade, which has grown to huge proportions* Whoa! Nice.
Sephiroth: Uh-oh Thi- oof! OW! YEOOOUCH!
Utada: That's gotta hurt.
Sephiroth(faitly): Mother, is that you?
Utada: No.
Sephiroth(dying): I knew it. Now, I can be with you. Forver.
Utada: But I'm not your mother.
*Sephiroth dissapears smiling, thinking that he will be with his mother forever. Tear tear. So emotional.*
Nomura(crying): H- he was my favorite character that I designed. I don't know why he would try to kill me.
Riku: Well, uuuuh, gotta go! *Runs away*
#Back at the studio#
Oldy: Party! :woohoo: Yeaaah! *Dances on top of the table*
#Back with Sora#
Sora: I know! I'll use the Keyblade! *Summons the Keyblade, but accidentally knocks the doorknob off in the proccess.* Noooooooooooooooooooo!
#Back with Riku#
Riku: HEY! STOP THE MUSIC! *Music stops* WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS!
Oldy: Umm. Umm. HE DID IT! *Points to Random Heartless*
Random Heartless: I didn't do it! You did! I tried to STOP you!
Oldy: Oh, don't try that with me! I KNOW that you started the party and you can't prove that you didn't!
Random Heartless: How about this video footage of you starting the party? *Rolls footage*
Oldy: Hey! Riku left! Let's have a party!
Everyone else: No.
Oldy: *Pulls out a watch* You are getting very sleeeepy etc.
Everyone else: PARTY! :woohoo:
???: *Comes out of bathroom* Hey you guys should stop.
Oldy: How's a Random Heartless gonna stop me?
*End of footage*
Oldy: Uuuh heh heh, is this going to go on my criminal record?
#Back with Sora#
Sora: Fire! Gather! Freeze? Thunder? Ooh! I know! GIVE ME STRENGTH! *Drives into Final Form and uses both Keyblades to break down the door* Finally, I'm out.
#With Riku#
Riku: Well, Sora got out of the closet. See ya guys!
Missy: Hey! I didn't get any lines!
Riku: You just got one.
Missy: That doesn't count!
Riku: 2
Missy: But-
Riku: 3
Missy: SHUT UP!
Riku(whispering): 4 :)
THE END

 

i didnt get any lines either... *sniff*

 

All in good time my friend. All in good time.

 

0/\/\G!!! YOU CAN READY MY MIND!!

Omg you can read my mind again!! that's exactly what I would do..
heY .. hEY .. HEY!!
ARE YOU STALKING ME?!? HUH UHUH?!?!?? HUH?@?@? I'm watching you KS.. Even when you don't think you're being watched , I'm watching you!Especially when you think you're being watched ,I'm watching you.. Always watching yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *Voice Trails Off*

aaaaaalllllwwwwaaaayyyysss wwwaaatttccccchhhhhhiiiiiiinnnnnngggg yyyyyyyoooooooouuuuuu.......

 

revenge

Sora, are you married to Kairi? Cause, I kinda bought your marriage certificate off Keybay, and Kairi won't apreciate the fact that you have the hots for Namine, who was absorbed into Kairi, and I asked her, and she said she liked Roxas. Roxas liked Namine. Kairi liked you. I hope you get memory swiped for this. *summons storm nobodies*
PPPPAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!





(Riku likes Selphie) mehehe
You dare insult the cookie qween? *transforms studio into Cookies* :)

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

LIES!!!!!!!

 

err.. when's next chapter cming?

 

If Riku no like Selphie, who Riku like?

 

me X3 (jk... how i wish i wasnt lolz)

 

I want teh next chapter!!!!!!!!!!

 

Wait, I know who Riku likes! Pie, and Repliku! Or himself.

 

this show is F*cked up

 

Very soon! :D

No, he likes Sora. Remember my last chapter?

Yes. Yes it is.

Anyway, a trailer for the next chapter.

Next time, on Ask Sora
Marcus: Must kiiiill! Ahahahaaaa!
Sora: I am a cucumber!
Riku: I'm following Sora for no apparent reason! But as soon as he leaves this world, I can't follow him anymore.
Terra: What the f***! How did I get here!
Xemnas: Larxene! I put you in that closet with those crayons and coloring books so you'd calm down! What did you do?!
Larxene: I GOT HIIIIIIGH!
Xemnas: How did you-(Looks at Crayon box)
On Crayon Box:

Xemnas: Cr*p!
Stay tuned...

 

i remember reading that on the ansem retorts =D XD
i cant seem to find the site anymore tho...

 

Here's a link to it.
Link: www.ansemretort.org

Oh yeah, Axel and Aerith are getting married.

 

NO WAY o.O
but arigato 4 the link =D
BUT SERIOUSLY, NO WAY!!

 

Way. And Riku likes Yuffie. Well, actually, last time I saw Axel and Aerith, well, here's the script from it.

Yuffie: Eeee! I can't believe you're getting married!
*Axel walks in*
Yuffie: Who's the groom? Is it Cloud? I bet it's Cloud.
Aerith: Ixnay on the Oudclay.
Yuffie: You two are so in love. After Cloud, every other guy must seem like a total loser.
Aerith: My fiance' is behind us.
Axel: I'm going to break off your foot and force it in your mouth until you suffocate.

So, yeah.

 

wTF?!?

How the!

 

haha funny xD