Hey chump, wanna 'ear sumthin'?

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  1. Machazo Destiny Islands Resident

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    PREPARE! PREPARE FOR THE GREATEST TALE YOU'LL EVER HEAR!

    [You see, I went with my dad 2km into the ocean (WITH EFFING 12ºC D:) and every once in a while, the fish we fished had little cuts.
    Suddenly, I start pulling the fish upwards and stuff, and then
    ULTRA STRONG PULL
    I was like O.o WTFFFFFFFF and then the line broke >_>
    Some minutes later, the same happens, but this time I START PULLING REALLY STRONGLY
    And then... THEN...
    I GOT THE FISH OUT OF IT'S MOUTH. PERIOD.
    I pulled it out of the water as fast as I could...
    SEA WOLF COMES OUT OF THE WATER AT 1.5 METERS OF THE BOAT!
    The guy who drove the boat SMASHES the sea wolf with his fishing pole!
    I GETZ THA FEESH.


    Thus, I defeated a sea wolf
    And yes, I'm serious. ]
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    Machazo, Apr 11, 2011
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  2. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    The **** is a sea wolf?
     
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  3. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    Nice story.
     
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  4. Machazo Destiny Islands Resident

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    Machazo, Apr 11, 2011
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  5. Yuri Lowell Moogle Assistant

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    The greates story ever! WTF! This cannot happen in a million years! Seriously!
     
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  6. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Is that not a seal? O.o And I'd so high five you if my arms could reach, sadly I'm quite small.
     
    Ienzo, Apr 11, 2011
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  7. Spike H E R O

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    Almost as wild as my story about the time I defeated the great Ass-Kraken.
     
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  8. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    What's an ass-kraken? It gives me bad mental images -.-
     
    Ienzo, Apr 11, 2011
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  9. Spike H E R O

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    Something you kill by sticking a long pointy stick in it's mouth. Haven't you read Moby Dick?
     
    Spike, Apr 11, 2011
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  10. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    I'm going to go sit in the corner where my dirty mind can;t hurt anyone -.-'
     
    Ienzo, Apr 11, 2011
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