EW! I'm officially PARANOID! D<

I got up to put my laundry away, just minding my own business, right? Then I felt something tickling on my leg and thought, "Oh, LINT!" So I went to brush it off... and then when the "lint" fell on the floor, it turned into a shiney coppery color and crawled really fast on the floor and disappeared under the couch. COCKROACH DANCE! EW, EW, EW! D<

Eeeeeeeeeew, why do these things exsist?! ;~; *Hiding up on a chair* :/D=:

 

So that something can live after the humans kill each other. Also don't be afraid to sleep in the dark. You know the dark. The one place cockroaches come out to gather.

 

*Gags* Gross, gross, gross. LUMINUS! *Holds up wand high with light at the end of it* HA! Take that you gross things! >D

 

Hold on let me go get Ansem with his Kingdom Hearts door.

 

To survive and repopulate after we destroy all other life with a nuclear war...

Don't feel so bad. Same kinda thing happened to me once... not pretty...

 

*gags*
*holds back gags*
Im feel like im going to be-
*runs away*

 

I believe you mean "Lumos".

You muggles amuse me greatly. c:

 

Oh bawhaha, I did my best. ;~;

 

Oh dear, that's quite disgu- Harry Potter fans! FFF- Run away!

 

*stares wide eyed staring at about 500 thousand people running*
Oh sh-
*runs away*

 

This was exactly my thought process while reading through this thread. Harry Potter fans *shiver*

 

Aww come on you Muggles gotta love us. :lolface:

 

Congratulations! Your BALL OF LINT evolved into a COCKROACH!

 

.... Why does Pokemon have to pop up in my life some way or another...? >>

 

How do you know it wasn't a penny that fell out of your pocket and rolled under the couch? Maybe you should reach under the couch and get it back.

 

Ew, no. Pennies don't limp on carpets or keep moving on carpets for a very long time. :P