The Wolf Haley and VGN Show

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by GhettoXemnas, Jul 2, 2011.

  1. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2007
    Gender:
    Male
    827
    This is the show where VGN and I simply type rap lyrics in 8 bar succession. You may all watch and imagine us furiously pounding our keyboards, or you may even join in, if you dare. I shall begin.

    "Hey! Look at me! I'm super talented

    It's so cool, watch me as I balance this

    Knife on my wrist, will I cut it? Maybe not

    If do, it'll bleed until it forms a blood clot

    I'm so emotional, Life makes me cry!

    Being negative like "I'm living just to die"

    I'm so unique, making songs about my life

    I'm as manly as a girl, so I guess that I'm a ****"​
     
  2. Yozora Archer

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2007
    Gender:
    female king arthur
    Location:
    with taiga, eating rice and ****
    883
    "Hey check me out Im rapping

    Bringing in the shizzle from Da Fizzle

    I make little girls cry and big guys die

    I should've know you instead

    But I guess Im just tied (lol)

    Watch as I jump and make it lie down

    As I face the ground upside down

    These lyrics are emo"
     
  3. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2007
    Gender:
    Male
    827
    "I really hate me...I'm being serious

    Mom, Dad, I hope you're not hearing this

    I don't need a shrink, I don't need pills

    I just need a nine in my hand so I can kill

    This guy in the mirror that talks without me talking

    He does what he wants, he walks without me walking

    He gives me these ideas, like burning down schools

    He whispers in my ear like "Mayhem is cool""​

    I love how VGN signed off after he agreed to do this.
     
  4. The Fuk? Dead

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2008
    Gender:
    Male
    650
    This an 8 bar warnin', meditate and watch your fate, start formin'
    I'm a busy bee, occasionally I'm caught swarmin', an anti lawman
    you can't get past doorman in this house of consequences
    thought prevention, stop the tension, and oh yeah not to mention
    I'm in my own class, way above the opposition
    I'm sure you'd agree if you took the time to stop and listen
    I used to have message, as a degenerate adolescent
    crossroads of the past and present, was my last impression
    I made my therapist's head explode. Confession.
    Like history, I'm teaching you a pointless lesson
    grab ahold of the important and start lovin' 'em close
    My demeanor is subtle I start summoning ghosts.
    don't complicate plot, my whole life has been a late stop
    Stop tryin' to relive the past, man...great scott


    Word to your mother .-.​
     
  5. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2007
    Gender:
    Male
    827
    I live in the past because living fast doesn't pass
    The test in this class where I find methods to get me off
    I lack the time to find white lines to lift me off this rock
    I'm often a cock, or what you all call a dick because I'm just that sick
    I'm sadistic with a hint of mystic and a brush of a pervert
    So don't believe all the nice things that you heard first
    I'm a ****** bag with two flags, that of an amazing artists and an angry teen
    So as great as I seem when I look in the mirror I have to remember
    The sight of me being a loser shows a lot clearer
    There's a rational voice in my head and I try not to hear it
    It's an obstacle to me so I try to clear it
    But I over jump and then I end up over the hump
    Like a thursday, hah now I'm getting kinda thirsty
    I wanna drown my sorrow but I'm not an alcoholic
    So put it on a song and I think of what to call it


    Oh shat​
     
  6. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2006
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Anytown, USA.
    472
    ****ing bitches up the ass
    Yeah, I got that swag
    I could rap about anything, but I just love to brag
    About shit that I don't have
    And things that really don't happen
    And if you ask me to prove it, I say "BITCH I WAS JUST RAPPING"
    And life ain't even real, it's just too much fiction
    So, they call me Arthur the author with all these writtens
     
  7. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2008
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Genosha
    2,239
    Foreskin's and Fuk's was better.
     
  8. The Fuk? Dead

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2008
    Gender:
    Male
    650
    Which one?
     
  9. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2007
    Gender:
    Male
    827
    Everybody look for me when Misses Misty goes missing
    She'll be the recipient of my unwanted kissing
    If she pushes me away she'll get the punishment today
    I'll tie her up and throw her in the back of the van
    Then I move down to letter B of the plan
    Drive off the bridge, and straight into the river
    Doing all this while I'm eating Kitty's litter
    Oops, I meant liver. O R A N G E gets the litter
    I kidnapped them all because they're such a pretty picture
    This is what I do on a dark, misty night
    And then I somehow survive for some Mish delight

    You're opinion is of great value to the programmers here at the Wolf Haley and VGN Show.
     
  10. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2006
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Anytown, USA.
    472
    Yeah, cause they were actually trying, THOSE GODDAMN TRYHARDS, haha.
    It was actually a satire of today's mainstream rappers. It's okay if it was too deep for you to understand. lol

    But, don't worry I was hardly trying
    And this world will one day be my end
    My names not Bin Laden, so I won't be the one that's hiding
    But while writin, I think I'd be behind a girl with a wide end
    And if she's looking like pollen, I would go and swarm
    She telling all her eX-men that we taking the world by Storm
    She's taking off the pounds, So her head is in the clouds
    The sun is coming out, so the birds all surround
    She's light as a feather, but I'm lightning and strike back down
    And when thunder's coming under, I try just to warn her
    But the fowl keep singing in her ear, they're just too loud
    And like a comet on a rocket, she came down
    She hit the ground on fire, I already told her to cool down
     
  11. Spike H E R O

    Joined:
    May 12, 2007
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Some pub in Montreal
    459
    Man, you gotta hate these MC's and the rhymes they spit
    I keep the radio in the potty 'cuz they're filled with s***
    It's never about the heart or the smarts these days
    They be talkin' about ass and how they hate "them gays"
    Now I'm a little white boy from Montreal
    and I know I don't say 'nuff to impress all'a y'all
    But the words coming from my mouth are about peace and love
    The girleys don't wanna f*** me, but they wanna be my dove
    So try to keep in mind when you're writing a verse
    One thing to watch out for is your choice of words
    'Cuz one of these days they gonna take you to the medic
    Just take a minute and think about, I think you'll get it.

    Peace


    [​IMG]
     
  12. Yozora Archer

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2007
    Gender:
    female king arthur
    Location:
    with taiga, eating rice and ****
    883
    I ride rainbows like your mother
    If she knew you wouldn't bother
    Make it happen yeah global warming sucks
    Just like how your mom drank my bucks
    Disney Land is fun and stuff
    But I hate those creepy rides
    Im making it happen world wide
    Im not white, Im not black
    Im the mother****ing rainbow *****es
    Unicorns rock​
     
  13. Daenerys Targaryen ok

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2007
    Gender:
    Female
    873
  14. The Fuk? Dead

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2008
    Gender:
    Male
    650
    ^ Oh damn, it's Jessi Slaughter
     
  15. beezygee Gummi Ship Junkie

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2007
    Location:
    Twoson
    84
    325
    hat hat
    cat cat
    bat bat

    shades
     
  16. Daenerys Targaryen ok

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2007
    Gender:
    Female
    873
    Nono
    Jessi Slaughter:
    [​IMG]

    Me:
    [​IMG]
     
  17. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2007
    Gender:
    Male
    827
    Vote Hayley for queen of KHV
     
  18. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2011
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Radio Free Wasteland
    266
    387
    My name is Winston Churchill and the haters call me fat,
    But I don't give a flyin' flip cause I know I'm one cool cat.
    They call me Winston, Winston,
    Droppin' rhymes up in Great Britain.

    I know my momma raised me right,
    bein' upper class was hella tight.
    They call me Winston, Winston,
    Droppin' rhymes up in Great Britain.

    The ladies love my dreamy eyes,
    But ***** I won the Nobel Prize.
    They call me Winston, Winston,
    Droppin' rhymes up in Great Britain.
     
  19. Roxas&Sora4E Traverse Town Homebody

    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2011
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Does it matter. Stalker.
    19
    191
    Rap shmap....
    Who wants waffles? :lolface:
     
  20. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2009
    Gender:
    hungry
    Location:
    Hell 71
    2,986
    I AIN'T GON' LET IT GET TO ME, I'M JUS' GON' CREEP
    DOWN PUMPKIN HILL I GOTS TA FIND MAH LOST PIECE
    I KNOW THAT IT'S HERE I CAN SENSE IT IN MAH FEET
    THE GREAT EMERALD'S POWER ALLOWS ME TO FEEL

    *kills it*