Be a Postwhore (Be a Man)

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  1. Llave Superless Moderator

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    This is collaboration of Kelly (kellyjelly), and myself on MSN. We had fun writing a song by the tune of Be a Man from Mulan. Any names mentioned are not intended for harm. Enjoy~

    Inspiration whilst reading it:




    Let’s get down to posting
    To raise the count
    Did you post in spamzone
    Or in the Usual spot?
    Those are the saddest posts
    You’ve ever made
    But you can bet
    Before we’re through
    Member, I’ll make a Postwhore
    Out of you

    Tranquil as Makaze,
    But a troll within
    Once you reach 1,000
    You’ll become
    Premium
    You’re the saddest
    Bunch of usernames
    And you haven’t got a clue
    Somehow I’ll make a Postwhore
    out of you

    I’m never gonna catch
    up t’Amaury
    Say goodbye to
    real life
    Boy was I a n00b for
    never learnin’ to spell
    These guys are
    a wastin’ time
    Hope staff doesn’t see
    right through me
    Now I really wish I
    didn’t get an auto-PM

    (Be a Postwhore)
    You must be swift as
    Aqua101
    (Be a Postwhore)
    Squeeze as many
    posts in one thread
    (Be a Postwhore)
    With all the strength
    of a raging debate
    Mysterious as the
    Dark side of premiumhood

    Subsections are racin’ toward us
    Till our posts arrive
    Heed every forum rule
    And you might survive
    You’re unsuited for
    The rage of more
    So log off, turn it off
    You’re through
    How could I make a Postwhore
    Out of you?

    (Be a Postwhore)
    You must be swift as
    Aqua101
    (Be a Postwhore)
    Squeeze as many
    posts in one thread
    (Be a Postwhore)
    With all the strength
    of a raging debate
    Mysterious as the
    Dark side of premiumhood


    (Be a Postwhore)
    You must be swift as
    Aqua101
    (Be a Postwhore)
    Squeeze as many
    posts in one thread
    (Be a Postwhore)
    With all the strength
    of a raging debate
    Mysterious as the
    Dark side of premiumhood
     
    Llave, Nov 3, 2011
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  2. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    I've said it before and I will say it again, I do love you dude. Manly tears of laughter were shed while I was reading this over msn.
     
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  3. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    This is great. I like how you compared me to postwhoring.
     
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  4. Llave Superless Moderator

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    We're all postwhores at heart. Some more than others.
     
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  5. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    that was pretty funny to read. I actually enjoy being in the main chorus. Although, how come you couldn't use my username at this moment in time?
     
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  6. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    We couldn't be bothered and most already know you as Aqua or Aqua101 I believe.
     
    Korosu, Nov 3, 2011
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  7. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    oh well. You could have at least used just Aqua. But still, that's pretty funny.
    Wait a minute, who said I was swift?
     
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  8. Rhiscx Banned

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    This was amazing!!!!!

    I laughed way too much on that my friend.
     
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  9. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    You know what you guys need to do now? You need to sing it and put it in with the music and show us how it sounds
     
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  10. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Yeah dude, you'll always be Aqua to us.

    @Llave *Lots of clapping gifs go here*

    Bravo you, and kelly, that was great. Now we just need Jayn to do a musical with it. :lolface:
     
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  11. Llave Superless Moderator

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    If you listen to the techno version I provided and went with it, Aqua101 actually works quite well.

    @everyone in the thread: Thanks, it was fun, I would like to make more sometime...
     
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  12. Heart ❤ Enjoy every moment with all ya got

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    I laughed... So hard I laughed...

    Hey maybeh I should sing this song xD
     
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    This made me smile. Thanks guys. XD
     
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  14. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I did just now, and I see what you mean. We should most certainly do a chorus out of this song.
     
    Iskandar, Nov 3, 2011
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    DO IT!!!!!i!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!
     
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  16. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Yeah, and as it would only be fair, you and Amaury should sing it all.
     
    Llave, Nov 3, 2011
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  17. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Bring it on!!!
    [​IMG]
     
    Iskandar, Nov 3, 2011
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  19. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    well, I seriously would, but Amaury should agree, and I'd really need something to actually help with the lyrics on this one, because I lost the rhythm with the first chorus and later on
     
    Iskandar, Nov 3, 2011
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  20. Heart ❤ Enjoy every moment with all ya got

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    LOL I gotta ask Aqua, Llave, and Ama if they mind xD
     
    Heart ❤, Nov 3, 2011
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