As requested by Skittles and Rayku. Not for the faint of heart. Are you in need of a blessing? Cause I could give you my holy water I think I'll nickname you Silent Hill Cause when I"m inside you, things get really freaky Was your dad a wrestler? Cause I think you're a stone cold stunner Your body looks really aerodynamic I'd like to get my snakes on your plane Let's play Resident Evil 5 I'll be Wesker and give you complete global saturation You remind me of Toy Story Cause you've been making my Woody Buzz all night I've been told I'm a bit like cough medicine Cause I'll make you feel good before you go to bed, but I also taste good I saw some dots on both of our pants How's bout we connect them tonight? I could whiten your teeth without any toothpaste Just open your mouth Do you like Spider-Man? Cause if you give me a bite, I could shoot sticky stuff too I heard you like Linkin Park How bout tonight I crawl in your skin? Y'know that one video on the internet? 1 Guy. 1 Girl. 1 Bed? No? Then we can still record it! I hear you like chobocos Would you like to ride my big yellow rooster tonight? I think our relationship should be like my Netflix account And I get action every night I want to be your Gatorade So that I can be in you Use them wisely.
made me laugh a lot XD I love these, although they have been repeated in a sarcastic manner at me on many occassions by girls and boys alike, who are too young for their own good. Too young to use these phrases that is. ...about 13, yeah.
[Lick finger and touch the other person] What do you say we get out of these wet clothes? ... I have a MILLION of these saved on my other computer. xD
