1000 Ways to Annoy a Keyblade Master lol

I'll need your help so PM me if you have any ideas
Also this is my first thread on any forum so give me honest opinions.
Anyway onto the list.

1. Call him on his cell every time you get locked out of your house or car.
2. Summon the forces of darkness in your living room.
3. Summon the forces of darkness in your best friend's living room.
4. Summon the forces of darkness in his living room.
5. Throw your voice really quietly just inside his ear so that it seems like it's coming from nowhere.
6. Plan a jailbreak that involves him.
7. Get chummy with Xemnas
8. For Sora: Yell "Kairi's sharing a paupu fruit with Riku!"
9. Make them watch you fight sephiroth on KHII Proud Mode
10. Make KH the Movie using actors. da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
11. Make and sell bogus keyblades.
12. Send them to the Yu-gi-oh world.

Well that's all for now. Remember to PM me if you have ideas

 

Whats with tthe yu-gi-oh world one?

Oh and...

make a fake keyblade, lock yourself out of your house and make him watch you repeatedly hit the doot with it untill it opens (not gunna happen)

 

and about ur question, since card games are the main way of "fighting" in the the yugioh world, Riku would be having flashbacks to CoM thus signifigantly slowing down the adventure.

 

... I don't get it...

 

oh well sorry

 

lol i hope sum1 says sumthing funny.

 

Yeah me too
Here's my second list

13. Make fun of his keyblade names.
(from hiddenkeyblade13)
14. make a fake keyblade, lock yourself out of your house and make him watch you repeatedly hit the doot with it untill it opens (not gunna happen)
(from riku sora kairi own)
15. Show them this list.
16. Spam their YouTube profile
17. Make them fight the Log
18. Use Action Replay codes to mix up all the world characters, thus throwing the worlds into chaos
19. Try to impeach Kairi's dad. (cuz he's the mayor according to KH 1)
20. Say, "Well, (insert name here), let's them do that.
21. (For Sora) Ask why he's allowed to drive, even though he's not 16 yet.
22. Go around wearing a black coat, even in the summer.
23. Tell his fangirls were he's hiding.
24. Dress up like a heartless and ask Kairi for a hug.
25. Dress up like Kairi and give a heartless a hug.
26. Ask what his last name is.
27. Tell him that this isn't a game. (Irony!)
28. Take random Chuck Norris jokes and replace "Chuck Norris" IE: Sora doesn't sleep. He waits.

 

Kairi's dad?

Um...the mayor isn't Kairi's dad. Kairi was found on the beach of Destiny Islands when she was five. The mayor took her in, but she's not her dad.

Anyway, nice list. ;)

 

dam DF were did u get the pic's from - lawl

29. Steal Sora's keyblade and hide it in Riku's room
30. Make Kairi kiss Riku (ooooh jealous)

 

lol these r funny

 

My favorite one is the first one...:D...unfortunately I have nothing for you.

 

Oops O.o my bad


But isn't he like her legal guardian or step-dad because he took her in?
Edit: Yay my second page!

 

31)use action replay codes to give him a regular sword instead of a keyblade. the sword will dissapear all the time and hell never be able to finish a boss... EVER

 

Thanx but PM it to me don't post it.
Edit: And it's really more like #63 cuz of all the people that have pmed me lately

 

this thread rocks!
*falls on floor laughing*

I already gave u my ideas

 

I know.

Also I'm thinking of making an ask Sora so watch out for that in the coming weeks. And if you can make a sig that advertises and links to this thread post it with code.

Don't be shy about posting, even if you don't like this thread. I don't de-rep people for being critics.

 

I like this it's funny. :)




"23. Tell his fangirls were he's hiding."

lol

 

We must make it so this thread never dies!

 

It's cute, but not really a story...

 

aw no new 1s!