Ask Sora: Another Keyblade Spirit Original

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Anouncer: Here he is, you know him you love him, it's Sora the Keyblade Master!!
(Cue screaming fangirls)
Sora: Yes that's right. It's the first episode and we need questions so PM the Keyblade Spirit with question ideas.
Me: Sora, remember what I said about breaking the fourth wall?*
Sora: Fine. :( Anyway now to boot up the computer.
(Sora turns to the computer and pushes the power button. When it boots up he opens his email.)
Computer: You have, 50 new messages.
Sora: Oh man. Delete spa- Hey! A downloadable demo for Birth By Sleep.
(Sora downloads the file.)
(Several minutes later)
On the computer screen:

Sora: AHH! The blue screen of death! My mortal enemy.** And I think my computer just insulted me.
On Computer:

Sora: That's not nice.
On Computer:

(Sora smashes computer with Keyblade)
Sora: Well that's not good. I know! I'll use the Keyblade Master Free Computer Delivery Service. "Keyblade Masters delivering computers to other Keyblade Masters since 2001."***
(Gets on phone and calls the company with the really long name that I mentioned above.)
(Seconds later.)
(Knock on door)
Sora: (In really high voice) Coming.
(Goes to door)
Riku: Here's your computer.
Sora: Thanks.
Riku: Yeah whatever.
(Leaves)
(After setting up and booting up the computer and accesing E-mail)
Computer: Spam auto delete completed.
Sora: Sweet. Anyway, first question.

Sora: How should I know? Next question.

Sora: Castle Oblivian? What's that? And I never lost my memories. Although I do wonder how I got inside that lotus pod. Oh well, we're out of time today. See you next time on, Ask Sora.
*The fourth wall is the imaginary wall between the characters and audiance. Breaking the fourth wall is when a character notices the reader/audiance and addresses it.
**This line is from YGO Abridged.
***The Keyblade Master Free Computer Delivery Service's motto.

 

lol I like this it's funny :)

 

I have a question for Sora, please. *raises hand*

Yeah, why did you kill a bunch of people who just wanted to be WHOLE HUMAN BEINGS?

HUH?

WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU?

 

I'll put that on if you PM it to me.

 

lol This was certainly funny, I loved the computer's lines...good job. :)

 

Yeah.

Oh! I almost forgot.

If you want to guest star, fill out this form and PM it to me.

Name (as in the name of your character):
Appearance(A picture would be helpful too):
Personality:
Age:
Level of sanity:
Anything else you want me to know:

 

Damn, this thing rocks. Please continue. And also, will there be random intrusions or something, or will it just be questions?

 

I may come in and use my author powers. Other than that I'll have to think about how the GSs will come in randomly. But there IS an audiance ;)

Also, a GS might not be in the next chapter. Same with questions. Just be patient.

 

BUMPTACULAR, MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously, this shouldn't die, this is a good idea.

 

lol... this was funny!!! ^.^

 

Nice one! Lol, keep it up with this and 1000 ways to annoy a keyblade master!

*Raises hand.*

Sora: Yes Xaale?
Xaale:Why did the keyblade choose you?
Sora: Uh....the goodness in my heart?
Xaale: What heart Roxas? I mean Sora.
Sora: Who's Roxas?
Xaale:........never mind
Sora: TELL ME!
Xaale: Ah! Run, RUN!
Xaale gets up and runs out of the audiance. Sora hurls he keyblade after her. :guns: (pretend those are keyblades, not bullets)
Sora: Ooh that must've hurt. Now who else knows but won't tell me who Roxas is
Audience: *cricket noise*

 

Haha, *raises hand* I know.

But I'm not saying.

 

hahahaha (comes back into audience.)

Sora: I thought you were dead.
Xaale:Uhh, me?
Sora: Does it look like I'm talking to somebody else?
Xaale: Um....(puts on fake mustache)
Sora: Oh, hello there! Welcome to Ask Sora!
Xaale: Heh heh, sucker.
Xaale's mind: He thinks I'm a different person. My disguise works, and I'm a girl!

 

Here KeyBlade Spirit here's the link to KeyBlade Spirit Vs. Oldman106 ( My First Comedy! ) KeyBlade Spirit Vs. Oldman106

Oldman106:OOHHH!! I KNOW WHO Roxas is!!!
Sora: WHO IS HEE!?!?!?!
Oldman106: He's some dude who's going out with Kairi!!
Sora: What?!?!
Oldman106's mind: Oh My God! He Believed me!! heheh hehe !
Oldman106: And He's Spending time with her right now! I know where they are too!
Sora: Where are they?!?
Oldman106: umm.. umm.. he's at umm.. Where Terra is at in KH2FM+ But you need to be lvl1 with 1 HP to enter!!
* Sora Runs out of the Audience *
Oldman106: WOOOH!!! WILD PARTY!!! WOOH!! WILD PARTY!!!! WOHOHOHOHOHO WHOHOHOH!!! LET'S TEEPEE THIS PLACE AND TRASH IT!! WOHOHHO!!!
* Audience doesn't get up and stares at oldman106 awkwardly *
oldman106: umm.. Ooookkaaaayyy i guess nooot..

 

KingdomKey: PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
sora: TELL ME PLZZZZZZZ I MUST KNOW!!!
KingdomKey: Hes YOU!!!
sora: *stares* wtf?
KingdomKey: XDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

Please read the rules before writing stories such as this.

Scripting is not allowed in this section.

Moves

 

I have a question for Sora!!

1. Why-
2. Do you think Terra is |H4\/\/7|?
3. Answer My question yah Fool!!
4. I pity the fool!!

 

Chapter Two

(Sora is walking down the hall with the director, Marcus)
Sora: So yeah I was thinking of getting a high def TV, a PS3, and a copy of Assasin's Creed. Yeah.
Random Fangirl 1: Hi Sora! How are you doing? :bounce:
Sora: Fine.
RF1: Getting ready to do your show huh?
Sora: Pretty much.
RF1: Well bye!
Sora: Have a good day!
Marcus: Who was that?
Sora: I have no idea.
Missy: Hey, Sora, wanna try one of my muffins that isn't poisonous? I mean, there's nothing more delicious than two nonpoisonous muffins on a hot summer's day.
Sora: We're broadcasting from the World that Never Was, where it's always night. Plus, it's the middle of September!
Marcus: MUFFINS! YAAAAH! MUST KILL FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!!! YAAAAH!
Missy: Have fun! :)
Sora: Oh no! My director has gone insane! Well, he's still my director. BRING IN THE CRAZY SUPER FAST BLONDE HAIRED GIRL!
Me: AUTHOR POWERS!
*Larxene appears out of nowhere, armed with her knives*
Sora: Larxene! Put the pointy things into bad person!
Larxene: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Sora: Well time for the show. :)
Sora: First question.

Sora: It was for the fans. Do you actually think I did that in real life? Eeeeww! Next question.

Sora: He tried to kill ME first. Next.

Sora: Why do you care? And I always have the spikier hair, regardless of whether or not I'm a choice. Next.

Sora: WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT WE GET PAID IN MUNNY! WE GET PAID IN YEN! I make 500 yen per hour, I work until I'm done recording, and Tetsuya Nomura wants everything perfect. I get make more in a day than you EVER will in a week. :D Next question!

Sora: Do you really think I'm that stupid?

Sora: Next.

Sora: Actually, no. Namine's the girl for me. Kairi's been dating Roxas.
Larxene(In the background, fighting Marcus): I'M BEING BEATEN WITH MY OWN SPINE!!!
Audiance: *Deathglare at Sora*
Sora: Well, heh heh, gotta go!

 

WTH!!
A kid in my class is named Marcus!! omg! Oh yeh I just posted Chapter 2 for KS VS. Oldman106!
oh and this seemed more like Chapter 2.0 lol but it was sorta weird.. but funny.. you shoulda made RF1 scream ' OMG SORA!!! YOU ARE SO HAWT!!! '

 

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