The Squirrel God Of Mayhem

The Squirrel God of Mayhem




Everyone, except the noobs from kh-v came upon at a formal party, in some sort of creepy mansion. The invites had the address, but no one knew who exactly was hosting the party.

Sora 13- Wow, this place is sure cool. Maybe I can actually have fun today


San-DUH- (is standing in her pretty white dress next to Roxma)- Wow, Omar, this place really does seem cool

Roxma- Yes you do.. I mean, yes it does >_>

Goimez (enters the place hyped up on..chocolate) - wowie! This place rocks, I so wanna trash it, can I please please!?!?!?!?

Cupcake- No... Wait until everyone gets here, then eat more chocolate. Then you'll be able to go crazy

Goimez- YAY! *eats more chocolate*

Cupcake- NOT YET!!!!

Goimez- WOOHOOO!!! *runs around the party crazily*

Cupcake- *chases after him* Goimez! Get back here!


SJ- (approaches the party)...This party is quite formal, but must it be so boring that it fails to have a purpose?

Rosey- Can't you try to have a good time SJ?

SJ- Considering there is no n00bs, I think it might, MIGHT be possible.

Rosey- Good, I was hoping that you could help me make Vivi jealous so he might come and ask me to dance

Vivi appeared right next to Rosey, with CtR by his side.

CtR- Why hello there Rosey. You came to the party with Sj?

Rosey- Uhm.. Yeah I guess I did. You came with Vivi?

Vivi- More like 'forced'

CtR- *glares evilly at Vivi

Vivi- *gives her cookie*

CtR- *eyes sparkle* See, he knows how to make me happy *huggles Vivi*

Vivi- (whispers to Rosey) help me!

CtR- What was that!? >:/

Vivi- Nothing dearest, shall we dance?

CtR- YES! *takes him to middle of party floor to dance*

Rosey- I'm sure going to miss him

SJ- I feel for him



K A I R I and Mish soon walk into the party. Mish wandered away from the sistah's to have a great time with K A I R I

Mish- So, this party already seems boring

K A I R I- well, we can MAKE it exciting.

Mish- what do you mean?

K A I R I- How about, we go get Darkwatch and give him some alcohol. That'll spruce up the party!

Mish- I like the way you think. Instead. Let's spike the punch and make Darkwatch have some, so no one gets suspicious. You remember the last time when I got him drunk right?


-----Two Days ago at some other party-----

Darkwatch- W00t!!!!!! Lassh get some!

Mish- Okay, now, be a good Darkwatch and go play

Darkwatch- oh, alright... *goes outside and swings from the banister to the ground.


------Present------

K A I R I- *shudders* yeah, and he'd better not take his clothes off again

Mish- I hope he does *drools*

K A I R I- Well, whatever you do, make sure you two aren't alone when he does that.

Mish- Awwww *pouts*

Darkwatch Appears behind them. He taps Mish's shoulder. She turned around and saw him

Mish- Hey snookie!

Darkwatch- hey. This party is so boring. We need something to spice it up.

K A I R I -*giggles*


Suddenly Goimez ran pass them with chocolate all over his face. Cupcake soon followed chasing him

Mish- What the hell was that?

Darkwatch- looks like two sweets passing us up. One covered in chocolate the other in icing.

K A I R I- Hmm, I hope she gets him under control before something bad happens

Darkwatch- Like what happens when I get drunk?

Mish- No, that rocks!

K A I R I- Oh well



---Back with Roxma and San-DUH---

Roxma- *see's Goimez and Cupcake running around* Well, looks like Goimez has someone chasing him now.

San-DUH- I find it rather funny. He's always causing mayhem somewhere and its in this party.

Roxma- Yeah, Someone gave him chocolate, its all over his face.

San-DUH- Ummmm *laughs nervously*

Roxma- You didn't did you?

San-DUH- Well, he asked me for some chocolate and I can't say no to his cute little squirrelly face :3

Roxma- Yeah, I know what you mean

San-DUH- Yeah, besides, I still find it funny, but i feel bad that Cupcake has to run around with him all day

Roxma - Ah, don't worry, I think she's having a blast. She never does anything at parties except listen to everyone.

San-Duh- Oh. Well, this must be one heck of a party for her then

Roxma- Yeah. Do you know what would make this much more awesomer?

San-DUH- Hmm? What?

Roxma- *gives her flowers* These

San-DUH- Aww, thank you

Roxma- You're welcome

Suddenly Goimez ran pass them and jumped up on the upstairs banister

San-DUH- Uhh, I think I gave him too much chocolate.

Cupcake stopped next to them. She caught her breath and looked up

Cupcake- No, he had some stashed in his pockets

Goimez- Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *jumps off the banister and hits the floor

Cupcake- !!!!!!!!!!!! *rushes next to him*

San-DUH- Leave it to Goimez to make this party awesome

Darkwatch then came swinging across the room with his shirt off using a banner. He laughed maniacly and ran around with a bottle in his hand that indicated he consumed alcohol.

San-Duh- Correction... Leave it to Darkwatch


Mish and K A I R I followed Darkwatch everywhere.

1love1riku1 and khhottie30 approached Mish.


1love1riku1- Is Darkwatch okay?

khhottie30- Yeah, he seems a little, crazy

Mish- he's always like that.. don't worry. He'll be really crazy soon

1love1riku1- Is he drunk again?

khhottie30- I hope not. He'll take off his clothes again like last time

Mish- That's the part I'm waiting for!!!! *drools again*

K A I R I- yeeeaaaahhh, come on Mish, i think its time to get you and Darkwatch hooked up. *grabs Mish and follows Darkwatch




---Back with Rosey, SJ, CtR, and Vivi----

All four of them were sitting in the corner of the room and 2 couches. Rosey and SJ on one, CtR and Vivi on the other.


CtR- W00t!!! *squishy hugs Vivi*

Vivi- Ack, choking...not breathing!!! ><

Rosey- Uhmmm... Kay? I think you're choking him

CtR-*lets go* Sorry snookums.

SJ- Yeah, this party is bring now. I'm out of here.

Rosey-*grabs Sj and sits him back down*- YOU'RE STAYING HERE WITH ME!!!!! *evil glare

SJ- Okay!!! okay!! I'll stay

Rosey- Good boy! *pats his head*


~Amber~ made her appearance at the top of the staircase wearing a blue dress that sparkled. She smiled.

~Amber~: Welcome everyone to the party of the year!

Goimez swung from another banner, making everyone laugh, even ~Amber~

~Amber~ (still laughing)- Okay....who gave him chocolate??

Darkwatch swung from another banner, without his pants on. Now he was topless and bottomless, but thankfully, he was wearing boxers. Mish immediately followed after him on another banner

~Amber~- 0_o, okay, who gave Darkwatch alcohol!?!?!


GX and cocohints came up to the party to see that Goimez was flying around and Darkwatch was going around near naked. Cocohints then walked up next to K A I R I

cocohints- Ummm... what happened here?

K A I R I- Well, me and Mish got Darkwatch drunk, and I believe that someone gave Goimez choclate.

Cocohints- *facepalms then starts drawing Darkwatch*

GX- I think I'll go get Darkwatch before he puts on his birthday suit

Mish- NOOO!!! MUST SEE!!!!!!! *tackles GX



Kitty soon came walking around with her sistahs(except Mish). She snapped her fingers and pointed the way to go as she walked down the floor. Everyone instantly moved out of the way.

Kitty- Isn't anyone here brave enough to take me on!?

Goimez- *jumps down from banister* I'll take you on !!!

Kitty- *steps up leaving the sistah's in the group pf people*

Everyone got into a big circle as dance music just started playing.

Darkwatch (still drunk)- DANCE OFF!!!!!!


Kitty and Goimez started dancing. Goimez laughed as he ate more chocolate as he danced, which boosted him up. Kitty was actually worrying that she wasn't going to win this battle.

Goimez finished off his dance at the end of the song, and everyone cheered for him. Kitty huffed and snapped her fingers, making the sistah's come up behind her.

Kitty- This isn't OVER! *makes dramatic exit

Goimez- *sticks tongue out at them all and laughs*

Cupcake- *walks up to Goimez and pulls him by the ear* Okay now Goimez. Let's get you home so we can lock you up!

*Goimez and Cupcake left the party*


Darkwatch- Awww, no more squirrel... *takes boxers off and runs around the party

Mish- <33333333333333333!!! *tackles him*



:3

 

Rosey has an issue with that >:

And lol I pat SJ on the head. xDDDD

I <3 it sweetie. Nice work :P

 

*Jaxed walks in and runs his fingers through his hair*
Apparently I was not invited to this particular party............Oh well..........The cake was a lie, anyway, so I don't care.........

 

so why is this called squriel god

 

Aw thanks

I was debating on either Vivi or Spike xD

so i just randomly chose Vivi

 

LOL! I like it. Are ya gonna make more? lol I was worried I was only gonna get one line in the beginning XD lol knowing myself I probably would do that xD

 

because Goimez is The Squirrel God :3

LOL You know I wouldn't just give you one line ;)

 

... XD You'd think there'd be an age limit for chocolate sometimes. *approves of drunk Darkwatch*

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

That was hilarious!!!

 

Lol, the Rosey, Ctr, Vivi and SJ thing really was funny x3.

Btw the SISTAHS 5 is made of : Kitty, Mish, Lithium, StupidAquarius(wanna buy you flowers, and Sammy (aka me, K a i r i) for anyone who didn't know.

Lol, this was just random x3

 

*still swinging from banisters*
That was awesome Cuppycake! Loved it when I was dancing against Kitty XD

 

you were dancing against Kitty 0_o XD

 

I have a short memory :P

 

Can I join?

Joins in the dance off and Starts discoing in the middle of the dance floor to "Everybody Dance Now (I'm gonna make you sweat)" (Funniest song I could come up with) All in his Organization cloak.

starts break dancing but windes up crashing into CtR and Vivi Dancing, causing CtR to loose grip and let Vivi go!

Is sprawled on the floor next to a veeeeerrrry angry CtR.

Disappears in a cloud of smoke and sound and hides behind a banner.

That gomiez swings from and knocks down, sending Sebax onto an escaped Vivi.

CtR Catches both of them and continues dancing with Vivi.

Sebax on the other hand, has his head being held dunked in the punch bowl by CtR's remaining free hand.

 

My RRMS Mansion?
x3

Lol.

RRMS- OMGOD! GOIMEZZZYYYYY!!!! Hai.


:3​

 

Just realized!

Originally Posted by Cupcake
Everyone, except the noobs from kh-v came upon at a formal party, in some sort of creepy mansion. The invites had the address, but no one knew who exactly was hosting the party.
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Am I not famous enough to not be a noob?

Because I think that whole punch bowl thing was Awesome...

For some...
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Sebax's usually up-do SHark-fin hair is down in his face, covered completlely in punch.

Sebax takes an actual taste of the punch and he suddenly gets buzz.

He takes a cup and wrings his hair comically over the cup to fill it.

He takes a sip and... "OK, either I need to use a different Shampoo or I have the reason why Darkwatch is naked!" Sebax yells, spitting out the spiked punch. He's a minor and he's honest, so sue him for wasting good Spiked Punch.

 

I'm not in ANYBODIES storie
>:
Rawr~
I dont care
xD

♥​

 

Sebax suddenly notices RRMS just entering, after Sebax had announced that the punch is spiked.

"Here you go Pal! Welcome!" Sebax says with faked sincerity, handing over the Shampoo/Alchol tainted cup of punch, but RRMS doesn't know that.

Sebax watches RRMS drink it all in one gulp, and Sebax can't help but roll over on the ground, hysterically.

:roll:

 

WTF?
>:
I NEVER DRUNK THAT!

-simply sits down and eats apples I brought from home-

I HAVE A BOW AND ARROW
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Cowers

Sebax returns to a reality where RRMS never fell for the prank and instead poured the cup back over Sebax.

It would seem the whole episode before was a fantasy.

Finds an apple on the ground and puts it on his head for comical reasons.

Then Sebax notices RRMS holding a bow and arrow.

Cowers, ballancing apple on head...