Remember when I was curious about being gay?

I decided I want to try it.
Now I just need a boyfriend...
Any tips on asking a guy out?
Or should I just go get drunk, and try fucking the first guy I can?​

 

Get drunk so he doesn't cuss you out or bit** slap you

 

Throw yourself at a guy and hope he catches you and rides you away on a white stallion.

 

Hmmm


Ask a friend...?

 

he's got some good friends then. Not even mine are that friendly

 

Male Stripper.....
They will do anything if you pay them.

 

So being a gay guy instantly increases your chances of getting action? I'm confused.

 

How do you know this?

 

I think they'll slap me harder if I jsut jumped on some random guy drunk.​

What if he moves and I hit the concrete?​

or worse
Land on a GIRL? :/gasp:​

This:​

Nah, I don't want to pay for it​

Gay guys can get more action from girls than straight guys.​

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Or have you not noticed?​

 

Silly People...


Friends can Introduce Friends to other friends that happen to be gay


:lolface:

 

Just don't ask the wrong guy.

You asking him insinuates he gay, and if he's a homophobe, you'll probably start an arguement.

 

go to a gay bar?

 

Too much trouble to sneak in.​

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I'm still a minor!​

 

You could ask someone outside the bar, let them know your situation. Either they might take you up on your offer, or refer you to someone.

 

ah...well chill outside of a gay bar then. someone is bound to ask for your number.

 

I actually have a gay friend.
I honestly think he's trying to hide it to get with me. .-.
But I still talk to him about guy troubles. It's good to know.
Uhm, from what my friend tells me, he hits on guys he meets everyday; and there's either a blush-okay response, or the ew-wtf response.
:lolface:

 

try the men seeking men section of your local craigslist.

 

That got me laughing. A male prostitute is all he needs

 

you!



I wanna take you to a gay bar!

A gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!

 

Who hasn't tried it?