Dissidia KHV Final Fantasy

Fix' d

 

Too late to join?

If not, I'm a Black Mage. Literally had to pull it out of a hat (okay, it was a bucket, I couldn't find a hat ;_; )

Also...

I will murder you in your sleep.

 

That's no fuuuuun

 

Know what else isn't fun?

Spoiler

Charlie f***ing Sheen Dx<

 

More like :

 

Dx

You are killing me.

And I'm completely enabling it >.>

 

You're a enabler winner.

 

I can't believe the first thing I ever won involves Charlie Sheen ;.;

*should probably stop spamming the thread now*

 

It is too late to join, but I might be able to put you in the second round >>
Will post tomorrow, guys, still waiting on one or two people.

 

HEY WHERE'D THIS GO :l

 

^This

I want to kick Arch's arse B|

 

...whoops. Let me go through my PMs and post xD

Match 1
Black Mage Britishism vs. Ninja Graceful Assassin

Black Mage Stats
HP: 1800
BRV: 350
SPD: 10

Ninja Stats
HP: 1070
BRV: 300
SPD: 25

Neither warriors have sent in a command.

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Match 2
Dragoon Fayt-Harkwind vs. Archer Rebecca Black

Dragoon Stats
HP: 1500
BRV: 400
SPD: 20




Archer Stats
HP: 1200
BRV: 300
SPD: 20

"I can't believe I'm a Warrior of Chaos!" Rebecca Black, a famous archer and infamous singer from back home, giddily yelled. "I'm so excited! So excited and it's not even Friday!" She was riding in the backseat of a vehicle (though she almost sat in the front!) while a random black guy was driving. "Play that sucky music, black boy!!" She ordered so until the man turned up the volume. "It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Fri-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" Rebecca was cut off by a furious yell as someone fell from the sky, landing straight over the driver's side, killing the black man instantly and halting the car.
"Do you now understand how horrible a singer you are?" The mighty dragoon Fayt-Harkwind said as he stood on the hood of the car, his mighty spear in hand. Unbeknownst to him, his foot was tapping to the beat he had just heard. "Catchy does not make good music! I followed you here, threw myself into the war of harmony and discord to stop you!" His eyes narrowed as he raised his spear. "I knew not why Chaos chose you as a warrior and not me, but now I know. Your voice is the embodiment of chaos itself! I joined Cosmos just to oppose you! Now...taste my Lancet!" (steals 20 BRV and deals 20 Damage if not blocked).
"I got this!" Rebecca bantered as she used a Crossbow (Steals 15 BRV) with the same speed as the Dragoon, though she had her attack ready before him. The bolt struck Fayt in the chest, but his spear made contact shortly after. "You know what this is?" Rebecca asked, smiling, "I got this!"
Fayt smirked. "The upper hand shall be mine, you horrid wench."

Dragoon Stats
HP: 1500
BRV: 405
SPD: 20




Archer Stats
HP: 1180
BRV: 295
SPD: 20

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Match 3

Mime Pillows vs. Paladin mrsbaggins

Neither warriors have sent in a command.

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Match 4
Paladin Prince vs. Samurai Guardian Soul

Paladin Stats
HP: 1800
BRV: 505
SPD: 13

Samurai Stats
HP: 1200
BRV: 245
SPD: 20

"Your raping skills do not surpass my own!" The mighty Paladin yelled as he ran towards his samurai opponent. "Feel the sweet sting of my blade!" He dove, his blade out, and used Upbringer (Steals 20 BRV).
"Think again! I'm the goddamn sexy rapist, and I shall show you!" Guardian Soul dove to the side, successfully having dodged the attack (Samurai Speed > Paladin Speed = Dodge). The Samurai smiled as he stood up. "You shall taste the sting of my blade, instead, Cosmos Warrior, but I will assure you, IT WILL BE IN YOUR ASS!"

Paladin Stats
HP: 1800
BRV: 505
SPD: 13

Samurai Stats
HP: 1200
BRV: 245
SPD: 20

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Match 5
Dark Knight Fearless vs. Dark Knight Sforzato

Dark Knight Fearless has not sent in her command.

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Match 6
Dark Knight Makaze vs. Monk Wolf Haley

Dark Knight Makaze has not sent in his command.

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Match 7
Mime KH2man13 vs. Dragoon Noise

Mime Stats
HP: 1567
BRV: 418
SPD: 13

Dragoon Stats
HP: 1500
BRV: 400
SPD: 20

Silently walking through his chosen path in search of his crystal, KH2man13 spotted somebody ahead. Hoping they were a fellow warrior of Cosmos, he ran forward. He tapped the Dragoon on the shoulder, and upon getting a look, started waving his arms frantically.
"I do not understand you!" The Dragoon said. "I don't speak Mime!"
The Mime stopped and thought for a moment. Suddenly an idea hit him. He started making gestures with his hands and fingers.
"What makes you think I know Sign Language? I don't have a deaf sister who was switched at birth with George Lopez's wife's kid!"
This only angered the Mime who stared waving his arms again.
"STOP, I COMMAND YOU!" The Dragoon Noise spun his spear, causing his blade to glow, and slashed. "Take my Dragon Sword (Steals 20 BRV)!"
KH2man13 was struck, but smiled. Now he had a taste of his opponent's abilities. Quickly signing the gestures for "Take my Lancet (Steals 20 BRV/Deals 20 HP Damage)!" And a spear flashed into his hand. He spun around and struck Noise.
"What matter of ******baggery is this?!" The Dragoon proclaimed.

Mime Stats
HP: 1567
BRV: 418
SPD: 13

Dragoon Stats
HP: 1480
BRV: 400
SPD: 20

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Match 8
Samurai Machazo vs. Archer Aerith G.

Neither combatant has sent in his/her command.


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Match 9
Onion Knight Daxa vs. Manikin Boy Wonder

Onion Knight Daxa has not sent in her command.




If you sent me a command and I said that you didn't, I apologize and most likely have deleted your PM. I'm an *******, I'll admit >> Just PM me again. If you PMed me in the past and I said you didn't, put that in the message as well.
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WTH, I DID send my command! And you even told me I was the first person to send one! ;-;

I'll re-send it, kayz?

EDIT: just read that thing in your post. I feel dumb now.

 

For me I go in as a Ninja and strike my enemies down