Tales from the Saber

Fixed. XD

 

^THIS.

Definitely this.

 

Take a nap. Then try and find some natural food. ​

 

Eat your mind cookie to do a scan for minds around the wreckage for anybody else. If that doesn't work, inspect the comb-like object closer to see what you can learn about it. Also if you happen to stumble upon the captain's bed, see if it's still caught in the doorway.

 

Tale>_ Do everything to wake him up first.

 

Kick smurf until i/he wakes up. Destroy him from within by telling him cookies don't really exist.

 

You say out loud that his girlfriend wants to see him.
He doesn't seem to respond. Perhaps he's more drunk than you thought. You kick him sharply in the side of the stomach instead.
That seems to have done the trick; he suddenly jerks awake and yelps, as most people would when kicked in the stomach.

Smurfasaurus is already awake now, you have no need to continue kicking him.
You do, however, quickly inform him that cookies don't exist and he's been hallucinating them for his entire life.
...he's gone again. Perhaps he couldn't handle the revelation.

You throw the comb-like object at Smurfasaurus, which promptly explodes and kills you both.
Game Over.
Throwing unidentified objects is not a smart idea.

You inspect the COMB-LIKE OBJECT to see what you can learn about it.
It has a VERY SMALL-PRINT TEXT scrawled on one side, but it's too small to make out with the naked eye. You may need to find SOMETHING THAT COULD MAKE THE TEXT LARGER first.
Other than that, you have only learned that the object is gray.

The effort from dragging Smurfasaurus has apparently left you feeling quite tired. You decide to take a quick nap, and continue your efforts when you wake up.
However, Smurfasaurus wakes up first, surprised to see Tale Wind sleeping so close-by to him, though more surprised to see the wreckage.
Player character temporarily changed!
You are now Smurfasaurus.
You can guess pretty easily that . : Tale Wind has already explored the wreckage - how else would he have found you?
You have access to the same inventory as Tale.

Smurfasaurus
> ?

 

>Wake Tale. That lazy bum. =P

 

Recall that kick Tale gave you and return it.

 

EVERYONE SHALL GET KlCKED!!!!!

 

Apparently being a vengeful Smurf, you quickly abandon your role as a playable character by kicking Tale Wind swifly in the side.

You are . : Tale Wind again, and that fucking hurt!

You ask Smurfasaurus where the cookies are.
Silly Tale, they are both in your inventory.

. : Tale Wind
> ?

 

Funny.

Tale
>Keep the way with Smurf, there is nothing more to do here.

 

>_Kick Smurfy again.

 

>Head up the path in search of the rest of the crew.

 

Trick Smurf into searching the wreckage. If that doesn't work, ask him how we got wrecked. If he doesn't know, walk up the other path,

 

Once again, mind cookie to scan for the minds of survivors.

 

You dislike the way you were awoken, so deliver sweet revenge into Smurfasaurus's leg.
He hops in pain for a little while. You feel somewhat satisfied.

You attempt to coerce Smurf into searching the wreckage for you, but after kicking him in the leg once again, he is less than happy to oblige. Ah well.
You ask him how the ship got wrecked, but he doesn't give a decent answer. He was apparently drunk and asleep before that.

You are already positive there are no other survivors in this area. Eating a Chocolate Mind Cookie right now would be a waste.

You decide there is little more reason to hanging around here, and that it is time to move on.
You look again to the path that leads up the hill and quickly decide you are going up it.
Reluctantly, Smurfasaurus follows your lead.
At the peak of the hill there is nobody else, however there is what appears to be a small camp, fit for three people at the most. It is getting late, and the campfire is lit, despite nobody being present.

. : Tale Wind
> ?

 

Very interesting.

Tale
> Carefully see if there isn't something else in the place.