You wake up one morning...

Kill yourself.

Those clothes are way too out of fashion.

 

[X] Kill Yourself

[X] Equip clothes and search the room.

 

Equip and search room.

 

[] Equip clothes, save the game and leave the room.
[X] Equip clothes and search the room.
[] Kill yourself.

Are we getting a suicide option with every single post? Even the game's trying to tell us we suck.

 

[x] Equip clothes and search the room.

Might as well look around here for something useful before you see what's going on outside.

 

[x] Equip clothes, save the game and leave the room.
You got some fresh kicks. Better save when you play a game doesn't autosave for you.

 

@DarkTraitor: The option to kill yourself won't always be present.​

You ultimately decide to search the room for anything that might be useful. You find a hunting knife, a rubber band, some paper clips, a lantern and an old portrait of some chick you've never seen before. These things have been added to your inventory. Now what do you do?

What do you do?


[] Equip lantern Leave the room.
[] Kill yourself with the knife.

* Items in blue can be equipped when the option is available.
* Things in green are locations.
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[x] Equip lantern. Leave the room.

Now that's a treasure trove; a way to see in the dark, something to defend oneself with, and stuff you can use to MacGyver yourself a slingshot with. Time to head out (though this one's a bit of a no-brainer, I guess).

 

Equip lantern and leave the room

 

KILL YOURSELF

God I sound awful.

 

[x] Equip lantern. Leave the room.


Simple choice.

 

[x]Equip lantern and leave the room, cutting yourself a little on the way out

Best of both worlds

 

You ultimately decide to equip the lantern and leave the room. You carefully make your way out and into a pitch black hallway. Everything here is so old fashioned. There are no windows, and everything is made of wood and stone. The lantern you have is your only source of light, and honestly you're beginning to freak about a little bit. So it doesn't help that you hear a loud growling sound coming from somewhere ahead of you. You go to turn around, but then you hear a high pitched scream--a human scream.

What do you do?

[] "Screw them, wtf was that!" And run back into your room.
[] "Not dealing with that." Save the game, turn to the left where there's an old dusty staircase, and go up it.
[] Save the game, equip the knife and run towards the sound.
[] Blow out your lantern and hide in the darkness until the sounds stop.

* Items in blue can be equipped when the option is available.
* Things in green are locations.​

 

[x] Question your own existence

You think that all of this is an elaborate thread based around your life, that everything you know is created by people on the internet. This leads to:

[x] Kill yourself


Edit: [x] The blowing option. I heard blow and knew it was for me.

 

[x] Save the game, equip the knife and run towards the sound.

I figure this option might make everyone happy.
It means...
We've saved, so no harm if we die.

We may die, so Assassin will be happy.

We'll be a hero if we succeed.
No downside.

 

[x] Save the game, equip the knife and run towards the sound.

 

[x] Save the game, equip the knife and run towards the sound.

Whatever's out there is going to find you eventually. Might as well man-up and get the jump on it.

 

This all the way.

 

[x] Save the game, equip the knife and run towards the sound.

Suit up boys. It's video game hero time.

 

> The game has been saved. If you die, you will reload from the last saved point.​

You decide you're a badass hero, and you're going to take down this thing with your hunting knife (or at least check out what's going on). You pull the knife from the waistband of your pants and take off in a sprint towards the sound. Afraid the glow of the lantern will draw more attention to yourself, you dim it, slowing down and navigating past the staircase. The further you go down the hallway, the faster your heart starts to beat. The dim glow of the lantern illuminates boxes of wine to the left and right of you, the stench of rotting food hitting you all at once. And then there's another scent that's unfamiliar to you. You resist the urge to vomit and push forward.

Past the wine, to your left, there is a large room. Shreds of light from the outside pour in via a line of small, box and barred windows on the far wall. You can hear the growl again, loud and clear. You can also hear a wet sound. A sort of slurping. Your eyes narrow and you tilt your head, trying to get a better view. That's when you see it. A tall, disgusting looking thing. It looks like a giant, boil covered marionette doll with broken strings--almost, it's body oozing some kind of slime, turned away from you. From where you're standing, you can see a pair of pale legs on the side of this monster, and can only assume they're connected to a body and the monster is blocking your view. Is it eating them?

What do you do?

[] Not worth it. Go back to the staircase and make your way up.
[] Charge towards the monster, knife in hand, yelling to distract it from it's victim.
[] Blow out our lantern and sneak inside for a better view.
[] Hide behind the wine boxes outside until the monster leaves.

* Items in blue can be equipped when the option is available.
* Things in green are locations.​