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    Post by: tamale, Aug 19, 2023 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Hardly a surprise for a Kingdom Hearts mobile game to get delayed from its announced release, lol. LOVE the new artwork, though! What a mood it sets! It's not at all what I was expecting for Missing-Link, and I'm even more intrigued at what it's got in store for us!

    Here's hoping the JP and global versions of the game are unified this time around. I'm not holding my breath, given the JP-exclusive beta and that I don't think Square has a single live service mobile game with unified servers (except maybe VII The First Soldier?), but it'd sure be nice.
    Post by: tamale, Dec 19, 2022 in forum: Kingdom Hearts News & Updates
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    Post by: tamale, Sep 23, 2022 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Tweaked what I had from this half of the story and finally tossed it up on Archive of Our Own! Part two some point!
    Post by: tamale, Aug 25, 2022 in forum: Written Works
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    Had the idea for this after the KHIV reveal trailer a couple months ago, and finally managed to finish it over the weekend! \o/

    You can also read it on AO3 here!


    Sora's tongue poked out of the corner of his mouth as he tried to wriggle the wooden block free from the tower with just his thumb and forefinger.

    "Careful," Strelitzia warned, watching just as intently.

    "I aaalmost got it," Sora said. The top half of the tower twisted with the block's movement, and they both drew in sharp breaths, Sora freezing in place. After a moment, he carefully resumed his work, and eventually—though it turned the tower just a bit more—the block slid free.

    "What!" Strelitzia shrieked, jumping to her feet as Sora smugly placed his prize atop the tower.

    "Your turn now!"

    She eyed the tower wearily. Where it hadn't proven too sturdy to budge on earlier turns, it was row upon row of single blocks in a spindly stack, and the whole thing looked ready to tumble down at the most feather-light touch. She sank back onto the couch with a groan. "How am I supposed to win now?"

    Sora grinned at her. "Aw, c'mon, you'll never know unless you try! If you don't see anything right away, try thinking outside the box!"

    Outside the box... Her gaze kept coming back to the tower's fragile midsection. It would be impossible to swipe one of those single blocks—which meant that if she was going to follow his advice and do something unexpected, that was the place to try it. As she studied the structure, a memory bubbled up: once, she'd been in the Moogle's shop in Daybreak Town when he was showing off some fancy dinnerware. She wasn't sure what practical application the demonstration had in hindsight, but at one point he whipped the tablecloth from the fully set table, to the amazement of the assembled crowd, without disturbing the dishes. Maybe, if she was fast enough...

    Strelitzia closed her thumb and forefinger around a block. Sora leaned in. She took a deep breath...and yanked.

    The upper half of the tower dropped with a CLUNK , two blocks in the same direction now stacked on top of each other, and wobbled. Then it fell still.

    Strelitzia let out an involuntary "Oh!" Then, she repeated again, higher-pitched, "Oh!"

    Sora whooped and jumped to his feet, pulling Strelitzia with him. "You did it!" he crowed.

    "I did! I did it! I really—"

    They bumped the table.

    Their heads swiveled back down.

    The tower swayed.

    And then it toppled, blocks scattering with a crash.


    Even in the dark of night, Quadratum continued to bustle outside the apartment. Cars continued up and down the highway, people ambled and chatted across the sidewalks and crosswalks, city lights glittered as far as the eye could see.

    Inside the apartment, though, it was only a quiet hum in the background as Strelitzia and Sora sprawled across the floor. "I really almost had it," Strelitzia sighed.

    "Not almost," Sora said. "You did have it!" His smile turned sheepish. "If it wasn't for me getting all excited, we could've had a more fair end to the game."

    Strelitzia turned her head to look at him. "If it wasn't for you," she said, "I would've just given up, and never tried at all! So...thank you, Sora." She giggled. "Pulling that off without it all falling down felt pretty incredible."

    "Aw, well, what are friends for?"


    Tears suddenly pricked at her eyes, a strange weight settling in her heart. Unfortunately, Sora noticed when she looked back up at the ceiling and rubbed her face. "Hey, what's wrong?"

    "Nothing," she replied, but the waver in her voice wasn't exactly subtle. "...Well. Sorry, it's just—" She swallowed and cleared her throat. "I've...never really had a friend before."

    When Sora finally responded, it was only with a small "Never?"

    "I mean—I had my brother," Strelitzia said quickly. "And—and I was friendly with the other members of my Union! And I don't mean to discount my brother, because I really love him, and he really loved me, but other than him...I wasn't really close to anyone." For a moment, the plain white ceiling above her turned purple in her mind's eye, and then opened up into a brilliant misty sunrise, full of blues and pinks and golds. "There was...this one person, though." Her heart fluttered in her chest as she recalled their face. "I really wanted to be their friend..."

    "What happened?"

    Strelitzia smiled through the water trailing from her eyes. "I got sent here. Right when I'd finally worked up the courage to talk to them."

    Sora's hand found hers, threading their fingers together. "I'm sorry," he said. She closed her eyes.

    They listened to the distant traffic for a little while. When a clock in the apartment chirped a jaunty tune to mark the hour, Strelitzia wiped her face again. "...It's getting late," she said with a sniffle. "We should probably get to bed."

    She started to pick herself up to stand, but Sora squeezed her hand, and she paused. He sat up with her, and she was surprised by the intensity in his blue eyes. "When we get outta here," he said, "I'm gonna introduce you to all my friends." He beamed. "I think they'll really like you! And I'll help you find your brother, too! We all will!"

    Out of here? she thought incredulously. But all the same, something in the weight in her heart shifted, and she couldn't help smiling back. She couldn't help the next words out of her mouth, either: "...Could you...tell me about them?"

    Sora's smile grew brighter.
    Thread by: tamale, Jun 13, 2022, 0 replies, in forum: Written Works
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    The final update for mobile game Kingdom Hearts: Dark Road has been delayed from its previously-announced winter 2021/2022 release. No new release window has been announced.

    This upcoming update is slated to make Dark Road offline-only, as well as conclude the game's plot in one last go. Specifically, the announcement cites a significant addition to the game's scenario as the delay's primary cause. The game remains unplayable in the interim.

    Dark Road's Japanese Twitter account released a few new screenshots from this final update to tide fans over. KH13's Ryuji has translated those screenshots, as seen below:

    Thread by: tamale, Feb 28, 2022, 0 replies, in forum: Kingdom Hearts News & Updates
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    Looks like the National Dex is still out; it's got the same disclaimer about Home compatibility that SwSh had. Hardly surprising; the dev statements on the subject during SwSh's release cycle were pretty clear that that's the direction going forward. We're going into this generation with even more individual Pokémon species than SwSh had to contend with, after all.
    Post by: tamale, Feb 27, 2022 in forum: Gaming
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    Right on schedule, The Pokémon Company announced the ninth generation of the core series today, Pokémon Scarlet and Pokémon Violet.

    The games, set in a region that seems to resemble Spain, will be fully open-world, with wild Pokémon wandering the overworld as in other recent Switch entries. You'll be able to pick from Grass-type Sprigatito, Fire-type Fuecoco, and Water-type Quaxly for your starter.

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    The games are scheduled to launch in late 2022. You can check out the official site here.

    I honestly didn't expect Gen IX to launch this year; I figured we'd get Legends: Arceus DLC for our yearly release, like how 2020 gave us the Sword & Shield expansion pass. But then again, it's also been the standard three years since the last generation now, so I guess that's on me lol. The game looks promising so far, though; looking forward to seeing more, not looking forward to Even More of the Same Discourse recycled from SwSh's release cycle.

    Anyway, I'm gonna start with Fuecoco. What about you?
    Thread by: tamale, Feb 27, 2022, 5 replies, in forum: Gaming
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    Out, damned spot...!
    Post by: tamale, Jan 20, 2022 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I spent so long hoping that the series would come to the Switch...but these cloud versions just aren't acceptable. Not just out of the principle that cloud-based gaming is inherently bad for ownership and preservation and all that, but because the cloud systems for these games in particular just don't seem to be optimized well. Playing 0.2 in the demo for 2.8, I was experiencing frame stuttering during cutscenes--and not even the new original ones to 0.2, but the PSP-era flashbacks!

    So for me, I guess I'll just wait for the PC versions to go on sale.
    Post by: tamale, Jan 20, 2022 in forum: Kingdom Hearts News & Updates