OoC: OMFG! DO YOU GUYS WRITE FAST ENOUGH? I MEAN COME ON, THAT'S LIKE SIX PAGES IN ONE DAY! What would you guys rate my RP out of ten? IC: Roxas stood completely stunned by events, his eye twitching, what with Riku coming, reminding him of his defeat, a tall skeleton acting worse than Keanu Reeves, Oogie Boogie and various Organization members. The blonde Nobody simply stood there for a long while trying to kick his brain into gear. Finally his mind clicked and he jolted back to consciousness. "WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?" Roxas yelled, eye still twitching feebly. He gripped the bridge of his nose and tried to calm himself. He put two fingers in his mouth and whistled. A squad of Samurai Nobodies materialized out of Nothingess. "You guys," Roxas adressed the Samurai, "Go find Xigbar's video camera and bring it to me." The Nobodies disappeared like shadows. Roxas spotted Marluxia, Larxene and Axel. The Key of Desinty summoned Oathkeeper and Oblivion with a flourish, not noticing a headless skeleton go flying past him. "Hey Axel," Roxas greeted shortly.
OMG, Kyrie Heartless! Nero's gonna get emo! Wow, he sure owned Melissa fast. I'm beginning to wonder just how overpowered my characters are :|
Yeah... as much as I realize how much it would suck to be in your position, I can't see how the story would work with three new characters suddenly appearing. Then again, Nero just appeared, so.... You're call Soranspartanti
"Why, hello....Roxas. Um...cough...cough....I...uh, I thought....but you....cough....my goodness it's hot...um...bye!" As Marluxia disappeared into a portal, Roxas' eye twitched. He had heard he way Marluxia had screamed 'Jesse!!!!'. It was true! Marluxia had stolen that tape! But another more interesting question; Why does Marluxia like Jesse McCartney's music? Roxas wondered. The Nobody stood up, and brushed himself off, shoving the women's lingerie item that he held into his pocket. "Listen, last Christmas I got drunk and sung som Jesse McCartney music, and Axel got tapes. Marluxia stole one and now Xigbar has proof of me singing stone cold sober. I have to get those tapes from them, and I need your help," Roxas told Sora and Kairi quickly.
IC: Roxa cleared his throat, still embarassed, "Well, it's a long story. You see, everyone thinks I look and sound like some kid called 'Jesse McCartney'. Lots of teenage girls keep asking me to sing his songs. I caved today, and the phangirls glomped me, took me up to the stage and-" Roxas pulled the lacy red panties out of his pocket, "-well, you see what I mean." Roxas quailed inwardly at what sort of taunts Sora, Kairi, Axel or - dare he say it - Larxene would field at him now. He had to get that tape from Xigbar! And maybe Sora and Kairi could help...
OoC: Holy crap, my infamous Jesse Joke (c) has infiltrated the Internet! IC: Roxas looked up, and he could almost imagine the utterly horrified anime expression of dismay on his face as he spotted both Marluxia and Kairi racing eagerly to where he had sung 'Beautiful Soul', the latter dragging a disinterested Sora. The sight of Marluxia brought back another horrifying memory of Organization XIII. Soon after the Jesse McChristmas debacle, as Axel liked to call it, Axel has been holding multiple copies of the video he had made of Roxas' drunken antics. However, one day he discovered one of the tapes missing, and all members had a believable alibi. However, Roxas always thought Marluxia had been veeeery friendly to him after the incident. Back in the present, Roxas absent-mindedly wondered if he would spend the whole day having Organization XIII flashbacks. He took a drink from a soft drink he'd bought, but spat it out in a magnificent fountain as he spotted Zexion and Xigbar in holiday disguises. They looked absolutely ridiculous! Xigbar looked incredibly suspicious, considering his physical age, greasy ponytail, eyepatch and scar. Zexion looked quite young in contrast, all in all it looked like Xigbar was a dirty old man who had kidnapped a teenage boy. Roxas laughed at the thought of telling them, but caught the sun flashing silver off a videocamera. Xigbar had taped his show! Roxas got up and stealthily moved through the crowd, intending to head the two Nobodies off. However, not knowing that his targets were following Kairi and Sora, bumped into the aforementioned teenagers. They seemed not to recognize him for a second, but soon their eyes locked on him. Roxas shrugged and gave a strained chuckle, trying to look innocent. OoC: I don't really have much time to post during the weekend. But the Jesse Joke (c) must go on!
OoC: What post did you see? IC: In the middle of the song, Roxas noticed Zexion wake up and mumble something about Jesse. Roxas knew he'd pay for this moment if he ever met the Organization again, and Axel would probably hurt himself laughing. Roxas plowed through the rest of the song to the squeals of fangirls, until at the climax Roxas raised his hand, using his powers to summon five pillars of light on the stage behind him. Roxas grinned at the crowd, an expression that quickly turned to horror as a pair of red lacy panties landed delicately over his head. The Nobody was frozen for an instant, then stuffed them in his pocket, put away the microphone and hopped off the stage. He forged his way out of the crowd, dodging autograph signings and attempted glomps. Roxas finally rested on a bench and wiped his forehead. It had been a lot more fun than he'd anticipated. I hope it's worth it now that Zexion and Xigbar know, Roxas thought.
"I don't want my love to go to waste," Roxas continued, feeling less and less embarassed, "I want you and your beautiful soul." Roxas smiled, and the three phangirls sqeualed, as did a few girls in the crowd. "You're the one I wanna chase/You're the one I wanna hold/I wont let another minute go to waste," Roxas crouched at the edge of the stage and pointed to the phangirl that had first pulled him into the situation, "I want you and your beautiful soul." She almsot fainted and Roxas smiled. He turned back to the centre of the crowd and came face-to-scarred-face with the Freeshooter. Roxas noticed the Cloaked Schemer dangling unconscious in Xigbar's grip. The Key of Destiny's smile crumbled off. He instanty remembered an embarassing incident he'd rather forget. It had been Christmas time, and the Organization was even more depressing than usual. Saix seemed to be getting into the spirit by putting an moogle on a tree, until Roxas discovered that the moogle had been, until recently, been alive. Axel had given it a decent cremation. The Superior in particular had been very moody, and ordered a whole truckload of egg nogg. The now-drunken Xemnas had commandeered the truck and crashed it beside Memory's Skyscraper, where he ordered it to remain in an attempt to forget about it. However, Roxas and Axel had snuck over and stolen the remaining egg nogg, drinking it all in one binge at midnight on Christmas Eve. While Axel had simply shot flaming gas all over the room, from various orifices, Roxas had begun to think that he was someone called 'Jesse McCartney', singing all of his songs in order. Axel had got his hands on video evidence of the incident and had forced Roxas to buy him free seasalt ice cream for weeks afterwards. Back in the present, Roxas' eye twitched. Roxas realized that he had now confirmed what Axel had spent a month after Christmas hinting at. Roxas liked to sing pop music. The pubescent Nobody was about to try and deny it, but stopped. He had already started, why not have fun? "Hey Xiggy," Roxas greeted the other Nobody, holding the microphone away, "Come to join the party?" Without waiting for an answer, Roxas straightened and jumped back into the centre of the stage. "I know that you are something special," Roxas continued, to the glee of the female audience, "To you I'd be always faithful..." OoC: Whoah, I think this Jesse Joke may be getting a little out of hand -_-'. And I also explained the weird truck next to Memory's Skyscraper! :D
Wow, Nero's about to fight Melissa, and Dante totally owned the Heartless and Axel! heh, Dante's line made me rofl. whoah, I'm becoming slightly more ashamed as Dante does more awsome things. Nero is definately a LOT less powerful, and he probably has his Devil Bringer hidden in a sling. And it seems Eden is a mermaid, omg! I wonder what shall happe next!
OoC: OMFG! I join an RP and the next time I look at it it's gone on for three billion pages! This has happened to be twice! *headbutts the keyboard* By the way, I believe we all know Jesse McCartney voices Roxas. I like him as a VA. Don't care for his music much, but oh well, it gets jokes :D IC: A black, swirling portal appeared inside the amusement park. Roxas stepped out, taking a deep breath of fresh air. He brushed down his Twilight Town garb and scanned the park. "I wonder if Namine's around..." Roxas said to himself. "Omigawsh, that's Jesse McCartney!" a female voice squealed behind him. Roxas felt a gigantic drop of sweat slide down the side of his face. He hesitantly turned to face the horror. Roxas gave a sigh of relief. This Jesse phangirl was attractive, as were her two giggling friends. Roxas still had nightmatres about one of the phangirls. "Sorry, you must be thinking of someone else," Roxas hated it when people mistook him for this 'Jesse' guy. Next the phangirl would- "You totally sound like him! Come on, sing Beautiful Soul, I have the lyrics here!" -ask him to sing. Roxas sighed. They always wanted him to sing. Apart from the shower, and one embarassing moment with Olette at a Karaoke bar in Twilight Town for a duet, Roxas just didn't sing. The teenage Nobody rolled his eyes. Then again, it was an amusement park. Why shouldn't he have fun? Roxas took the sheet of lyrics. Without warning, as if the action had been a secret trigger, the three girls glomped him. Roxas hit the pavement hard, and was still dizzy when they picked him up bodily and carried him to a small stage in a very busy part of the park. They stood him in the stage in front of a microphone and ran into the crowd giggling. Several people had stopped to watch what the blond Nobody did. Roxas' clear blue eyes flicked worriedly across the crowd. The three girls were urging him to start, one of them turning on the music. More sweat rolled down Roxas' face. What had he got himself into? Roxas spotted blonde hair. It was a teenage girl in a white dress. Immediately Roxas recognized her. Namine was there, and he was standing on a stage like a moron! Roxas heard the music reach the point where he had to start. He looked down at the paper in his hand, and his last thought was, I knew I shouldn't have let Namine rent High School Musical. "I don't want another pretty face," Roxas sang, "I don't want just anyone to hold." The three phangirls squealed, and the crowd began to grow.
Soranspartanti, I must warn you, I'm beginning to go into withdrawal without KH: You Included. Unless a chapter appears soon, I may be forced to write a chapter. Just look at my eye twitchin' *_O Nah, just kidding. I wouldn't wrench the story away from you again. Then again... I could just introduce Nero... Would it be OK for me to introduce Nero?
Why is VenxAqua so farfetched? I'm not going into a rant saying that it's set in stone. I really don't see how we can be 'confirming' things when we haven't even seen footage of BBS yet. I personally believe that it will be VenxAqua because in the FM secret ending Ven immediately checked that Aqua was ok after the keystorm owned her, and when Ven got frozen Aqua almost got herself crushed trying to catch him.
I'm not sure wether to be pleased or ashamed that Dante was strong enough to kill both Zexion and Axel at once. And, eh, you kept calling Lucifer Lucas. I'm not sure Dante has an Org member at his beck and call :p. Dante: *sitting with his feet up* Get me pizza, hoe! Lucas: *grovelling* yessir.
Wait a sec, Roxas is in the 'people' section. Would he be wearing his Org stuff and be on the Organization Mobile? Then again, the way I play Roxas he has homicidal tendancies towards any Org member... so he'd probably not be there... >_>
Wow. Killed by a few Heartless. Rinn must have run out of chocolate :|
When did Rinn die? Was she backstage doing lines of sugar with Larxene when Zexion stealth-killed her? Rofl, she probably was :p Wait, so both Dante and Nero are going to be helping? Either everyone will die in three seconds, or they'll kill each other fighting. And just so you know, Dante can wield the powers of Yamato as well, but it doesn't give him a devil trigger. I'm looking forward to the next chapter.
T_T fine. I'll bugger off then.
OoC: Wait a sec, aren't I the one playing Lexaeus? Because on the first page it says that Daxma is playing him and Zexion. Lexaeus saw the dog land on Demyx's lap and shake Xemnas. He reached into the bag for a skittle to calm his rising ager. The skittles were gone! Looking back at Demyx, he found a shocking sight. A red lacy pair of women's underwear was hanging from Demyx's pocket. No one had noticed it yet. Lexaeus' eye twitched. He picked the dog up by its collar and hurled it at the angry, quacking duck. There was a very audible crash as it landed. Most of the Organization were looking at him. "Find me skittles and no one else gets hurt." The Silent Hero gave his ultimatum. Lexaeus was pleased. Xelax was pressing hard, giving no ground. He had never really liked Larxene, but he was glad that she had such a skilled defence. Lexaeus had never really met Namine, but the threat that she posed had spurred him, Zexion and Vexen to use Riku. The Silent Hero resolved to keep clear of Repliku and Riku. He didn't want a courtroom brawl. Lexaeus looked down at the empty skittle bag. He had a thought, what if Pika_power was bribing him with skittles? He'd never betray the Organization but... he could taste the rainbow with every bite... Lexaeus rubbed his head. He was getting annoyed, and if he didn't find some skittles, or a way to vent, he might end up powering up and knocking everyone over. He spotted Stitch. Their eyes locked, and Lexaeus gave an evil smile. Stitch gulped. Lexaeus raised the empty bag of skittles, pointed to it, and made a fist. Stitch got the message. Go get some skittles, or I start hurting you.
Oh, um... I've already posted as Lexaeus. Couldn't you judge that? If not, then I'll PM you the audition. I'm glad I can try to be one of the Org!
OoC: I already did some court stuff in the Was Sora Justified thread. Then again, Lexaeus isn't exactly the excitable type, is he? A bag of skittles hit Lexaeus in the face. Most other people would have jumped in shock; Lexaeus just looked at the bag curiously. It had been thrown by the rodent in a suit. Lexaeus wondered wether the smear on the ground would be blue or red if he threw his tomahawk at Stitch. But then again, that might be seen as contempt of the court. On the other hand, from what he'd heard from Zexion over the phone, the court had already seen its fair share of violence. The Silent Hero decided to let the furball go free. Since nothing seemed to be happening in the court, he wondered what Demyx was doing... OoC: In italics, because it's Lex's imagination and not actually what he was doing. No god modding for me. "ROCK n' ROLL BABY!" Demyx yelled, gettimg a five-star ranking Raining Blood on expert for the fifth time in a row. His opponent had long since died of exhaustion. Cameras flashed around him and several prospective employers fought through the throng of crazed fangirls to offer him deals. Demyx caused a sensation as he got a five-star on expert yet again with the guitar behind his head. He was showered in pieces of women's underwear. Lexaeus' eyes widened in horror at what he had just imagined. He opened the bag on his lap and shoved whole handfuls of skittles in his mouth, trying to wipe away the images. A rainbow haze covered the scene, and Lexaeus relaxed. He really could taste the rainbow.
