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Behind the scenes-the making of Kingdom Hearts.
Day one:
Recruitment.
8:00 am.

Mr. Square Enix was at his chair with Walt Disney and Tetsuya Nomura.
A man stood outside the door to the room, calling forth the people who wished to be apart of this videogame.
"Mr. Twilight thorn." He glumly called.
A large white thing with a red sweater came into the room.
Walt Disney stood up. "Now what's your story, big-fella?"
Twilight thorn bowed respectfully. "You don't know how honoured I am to be in this video-game-"
"Your not in it yet." Square Enix said, getting a sip of his coffee.
"Oh I know that, your majesty," Thorn said. "Its just that I'm honoured-"
Square Enix slapped his head. "Security."
"No no! I can dance!" Twilight Thorn said, taking off his sweater and taking out a cane. He did a series of Charlestons, and many other classical things.
"Security." Tetsuya Nomura said.
"No no!" Thorn said, sweating. "I can play the sax!" He took out from his mouth a saxophone, and started playing it. "I even have a band of my own. We call it-the dusks!"
"Security." Walt Disney said this time.
"Wait! I have a family!" Twilight desperately said.
"Security." The three said at once, sighing.
Two police men entered the room, and dragged him out.

"Mr. Dusk."
"Security." The three said again.
"Wait! I haven't even showed you my talents!" Dusk frantically called, which he didn't even stand up from his chair.
The same two policemen came and grabbed dusk, and pulled him out of the door.

Twilight thorn got up from being thrown onto the ground, and got hit in the head by his sax, cane, and sweater.
He straightened his scarf on him, and then Mr. Dusk flew on him. They both crashed, landing onto the ground.
Twilight thorn shook the stars from his eyes, and looked at Mr. Dusk. "Charlie!" He greeted warmly.

"Sora."
Sora walked into the room. "Uh...sorry...i..it..its...my first time ...act..ac..ting..gg.." Sora stuttered, shaking.
"Its fine." Walt Disney said. "Oh."
Sora fainted.
"Security! Get this kid woken and in that time, Joe, you call the next person!" Square said.
The same two police officers, sweating from carrying people down the stairs and going back up the stairs quickly, came panting in with a glass of water that was supposed to be for them.

"Wakka."
Wakka walked into the room, glaring at the police men. "What? You wanna mess with me? Huh?"
He was a gangster.
"Security." Enix said.
The police men's face dropped in protest about all of the work.
They grabbed Wakka and dragged him out the door, throwing him outside, placing the last bit of water on Sora.

"How good to see you again, Bob!" Charlie the dusk said.
"Good? Its GREAT!" Twilight happily said. "Have yah been practicing on those drums like I told you to?"
"Of CouAAH!" Dusk said, as he was toppled by a flying Wakka.
Twilight Thorn, dusk, and wakka became uncauntious.

"Woah!" Sora gasped, waking up.
"Now what can you do?" asked Walt Disney.
"I can write rhymes!" Sora said gleefully.
"Good. You can be the voice that talks in the heros head."
"What!?" Sora said. "But I wanted to be Kairi!"
"Kairi is a girls part." Tetsuya said.
"B..but.."
"No buts. Now be a good little boy and start writing what the hero will here..oh and add it to those questions." Walt Disney said.
Sora hung his head low. "Yes sir." Sora walked slowly out of the room.

"Actors...crazy people." Walt Disney said.
"Tell me about it." Square Enix said, taking a chug from his coke. "Refill please."
The two tired police men came in with a coke that was supposed to be for them. "Sir. We wish to be actors."
"Oh?" Walt Disney said. "What can you do?"
"We can build stuff. We're engineers right when we were small!"
"You still are small." Tetsuya Nomura stated coldly.
"Oh. You can be Chip and Dale in this production."
"We wanted to be Sark and the MCP!" The police men said at the same time, and they were chip and dale.

"Riku."
"Hey!" Chip squeaked.
The two chipmunks left, and an old person came into the room.
"Uh...what do you do?" said Square.
"I lift weights!" Riku said.
"Then you can be Riku in this production." Tetsuya said.
"I was planning to be Leon!" Said Riku, shaking his cane with a 10 ton on it.
"Security!"
The two chipmunks cowered behind the door when they saw Riku turn and glare at them.
"Young fool!" Riku walked away. "I'll use the power of darkness on you!"

"These are crazy people!" Tetsuya Nomura said to the other two. "That guy can't be riku unless he's younger!" he stated. "I'm guessing there are uncauntious people at the entrance! This is ruining our reputation!"
"Hey security!" Square called to the tired police monks. "Check on that window if theres uncauntious people down there!"
The tired policemen checked around the room for Riku, scanning the place for anymore old people, then scurried on, walking to the window.
"We can't see anything like this!" Dale said, trying to look down at the people. "We have to open this!"
They tried their best to open the window, and eventually they both pulled the window so hard that they slipped and hung onto the little ledge where the window was.
"So?" Square asked. "Is there?"
"Uh..." Dale said, looking down yup...there there...its also a long way down... phew."
"See?" Proved my point!" Square said, closing the window.
"Uh..hey!" Chip said, but it was too late. "Oh man.."

"Tidus."
Another old man came out. "Hullo! I'm Riku's brother, Tidus!"
"Oh...do you lift weights too?" Walt Disney asked.
"Uh, nope. I do pole-fighting." Tidus said, looking around. "Mmm.." He mumbled.
"Pole fighting...Tidus does that in this script." Tatsuya Nomura whispered to the other two.
"You'll be Tidus." Enix said.
"Thanks! Its a good thing broadway accepted me, while I'm young!" Tidus said, walking backwards.
"Sure.." Square mumbled.

Outside, at the window ledge, Chip managed to pull himself up, but when he did, his face hit the window, which pushed him back, and he managed to hang onto Dale.
"Help US!!" They both squeeked. That couldn't be heard from inside, the window was closed, and from the outside, the car horns and sounds stopped them from being heard.

"Selphie."
A girl came out from behind the door, in a black jacket. "I've seen your scripts. And it seems I can play Sora, the lead."
"No you can't." The three said at once. "Its a boys role."
"Sexist!" She screamed.
"Security." Walt Disney said.
"Wait! I can be anyone!" Selphie frantically said.
"Security." Square said.
"I'll be a low down resident of Twilight town!"
"Security!" Tetsuya Nomura said.
"What? Not even that?" She said, hitting her head for ideas. "I'll be a resident of Destiny islands!"
"Selphie." Nomura said.
"Done!" she said quickly, and pranced away.

"Mr. Rain Cloud."
"You can be Sora." said Enix.
"I'll be what I want, ok?" Cloud said angrily.
"Ok...maybe Sephiroth?"
"No! I don't want to be that old hag!"
"Then what do you want to be?"
"I want to be...Kairi."
"Alright you'll be cloud. Next!"
"Wha!?" RainCloud gasped.

"Kairi."
"Peace to all!" a girl in a big poofy haircut came in with colourfull clothing.
"She's.." Tetsuya Nomura started.
"...a hippy." Square Enix ended.
"Hand me any person and I'll do it." She said happilly, and started to disco dance.
"Jolly, happy, nice...red haired..a girl..you'll be Kairi." Walt Disney looked over the description.
"God bless you." Kairi said, and left the room.

"Heartless."
"Whats next, a gang?" Walt Disney joked.
The two beside him chugged their cokes and coffees when they saw it was true. Walt Disney slammed his head on the desk.
They had black jackets on, tight jeans, and had combed back hair.
"Hey y'all." One said.
"They'll be the heartless." Disney said. "JUST LEAVE."
"Sure man." the same heartless said.
"Yo that was easy." another said.
"We'll make big bucks a minute." another said.
The heartless laughed, leaving.
"Oh god." Walt Disney sighed.

Sora came back into the room with a sheet of paper in hand, chip and dale in the other, and behind him was a person in a tuxedo with an emo haircut, twilight thorn, dusk, and wakka.
"We came to sue you for brutally throwing us out." Sora proffessionaly said. "And putting us in the wrong place."
Square Enix thought quickly. "Ok Sora be Sora Twilight thorn will be twilight thorn, wakka be wakka, and dusk band be the dusks, now get out thank you, who are you?" Square Enix said this while pushing out people out the door.
"I'm his lawyer." Zexion said sadly.
"Your perfect for an organizations role, now you'll be Zexion, memorize this Lexicon, ok?" Square Enix said, catching a Lexicon thrown by Walt Disney, and throwing it to Zexion, shutting the door.
Square Enix collapsed on the floor. "Phew...I wonder where the security went. Joe! Next person!"
"My names actually Xemnas, sir." Xemnas said.
"He's sad, he's got an attitude, and he can talk alot saying names. You'll play Xemnas, ok?" Square Enix said, going back to his seat.

"Mrs. Larene."
A little baby came into the room, fighting chip and dale with martial arts.
"Googoo, bahabha!" Larene said, kicking Chip away from her, and twirling around, kicking Dale, flipping him around and punching him, slamming him into the window.
"Mrs. ?" Square Enix said.
"She's married?" Tetsuya Nemura said.
"Uh...Joe...I mean...Xemnas...what does it say on your board thingy?" Walt Disney asked.
"It seems to me that her parents had a sense of humour." Xemnas said. "I don't feel any sorrow for them."
"We hired a good superior!" The three said at once, smiling.
"What did you say?" Xemnas asked.
"Don't worry about that." the three said at once.
"Ok..this girl matches...a girl, blonde, knows martial arts...teases with people...kind of with the security..and uses kunai." Walt Disney said, reading off the description. "Kunai." He threw Larene some kunai, and she expertedly tried it on the security.
"Ok. Your Larxene!" walt Disney smiled at the baby, and Larxene left the room, holding two kunai, electrifying anything she saw.

Xemnas entered the room. "Thats all."
"Thats all?!" Tetsuya Nomura gasped at Xemnas. "There's still empty slots! And the slots that are filled are crazy people! A lawyer? A poet? A weight lifter? A secretary? A baby? A band? A gang! We have to go outside ourselves and take a tour to find people for this video-game!"
"Your fault." Walt Disney said, getting out of his chair and stretching. "Your the one who added to many people to your productions."
"Alright then. We go outside, and search for people who would enter this production." Square Enix said, chugging some water, and grabbed his coat, along with the other two. He looked at the clock.
11: 36 am.
"Heh. We'll go to central park for a hotdog, and find people there who would want to join."

And so, Xemnas, Chip, Dale, Walt Disney, Square Enix, and Tetsuya Nomura went out of the building, grabbed a taxi, and they all rode to Central Park.