...penis...It's actually my penis sticking through the hole of a glazed donut :lolface:
This is no phase. I diddle that dude all day!
I have cookies. :lolface:
It's okay. You get over it eventually. :lolface:
Enough to make me want to duct tape my anus shut.
So, about that beastiality...:sideways:
Maybe we should boink each other and then you can properly respond. :lolface:
Way too f*cking many.
All for you, baby! :lolface:
MSN me and I'll link you to the video. You'll understand. I would like to cease this discussion now before it escalates into "CANNOT BE UNSEEN DO NOT WANT!" levels.
I figured we were talking about condoms...
Trust me, the video is so much worse. I believe it's worse than goatse.
If it's a horse stall, then I'm very frightened for their lives due to a video I saw that I cannot post here.
Do it IN the stalls. :/gasp:
You're right. That is a dumb question. But yes, it shall be amazing.
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...09721301894_1192680454_30616290_6475330_n.jpg ^My friend, Carmen, and myself at my birthday party^ http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...09721341895_1192680454_30616291_6215664_n.jpg ^We were playing SSBB on the big screen^ http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto..._109480932834_736157834_2908645_8284260_n.jpg ^Me playing with the new kitten^
"Oh my god, you're name's Jacob? Like that guy from Twilight! I love him! But you don't look like him, though..." No ****. I have been said to look like Edward Cullen, though.
Grilled stufft burrito from Taco Bell.
Following the trend.
Yep. I just creamed my trousers from too much epic. I can't wait until this comes out. I'm so getting this, and XIV. My friend and I plan on playing XIV online together since he moved for college.