"So, about that Groundshaker heartless.......On my way back here I saw it and offered it some fries but I didn't like the look it gave me so I threw a rock at it. It got mad and.....it may or may not hyothetically possibly be chasing us as I speak." Xemnas said. "Sooooooo anybody want the buffalo wings? There are 10 left."
Xemnas teleported back in carrying several large greasy bags. His mouth was full of french fries. "Good job you guys. You stopped the RV. Oh and who wants the cheeseburger. I got some ribs and some grilled chicken sandwhiches in here too." Xemnas said holding up the bag.
"Well I say we should find Jack and help him" Mickey said.
"Well since we're obviously gonna crash......" Xemnas said. "See ya!" Xemnas then teleported out of the RV.
"Larxene could kill ME? Don't make me laugh water boy. And Marluxia......Give me the wheeeeeeeellllllll" Xemnas said grabbing the wheel.
OOC: It is an Rv sorry forgot. BIC:"NO! I wanna drive! I wanna drive! I wanna drive! I wanna ......" Xemnas went on and on.
"Hey, I've been driving thish van the longest, so it should be me!" Xemnas said while eating the pie.
"B-but I wanna drive. I'm the leader!!!!!!" Xemnas complained until Marluxia held a slice of pie in his face and threw it to the back of the RV. Xemnas dove after it.
"Hey guys the map says the canyon got it's name because a heartless called Groundshaker lives here." Xemnas said.
"We won't die, we'll multiply!" Xemnas said.
"Smart? Smart is for Vexen. I'm Xemnas. The Superior. I use my instinct and my instinct tells me we should drive through the Death Canyon of No Return." Xemnas said.
"Not if we move fast enough! And luckily I have a compass to guide us! I keep it in my cloak right next to the cookie jar and my pet monkey!" Xemnas said pulling the compass out of his cloak. OOC: Xemnas got everyone stuck in a desert. Demyx and Larxene had an argument. Later Demyx apologized. A thunderstorm started brewing and now we're trying to leave
OOC: I recently joined. Do I just start now? And I would apreciate it if someone would tell me the story so far.
"Well, we'll have to drive through the storm through someplace named the Death canyon of no return. Sounds fun right?" Xemnas said.
Xemnas went out for a walk and came back with a map. "Guys, I think I found a way out of this desert!" Xemnas said.
Xemnas was sitting next to a window watching the rain pour down.......until he saw something shiny!
OOC: Definitely idiot:bounce:
Xemnas said "Is the storm still going on? Well it doesn't matter I'm just happy Larxene has stopped her little mood swing." OOC: Random question. I have made basically two personalities for Xemnas. Which is better evil Xemnas or idiot Xemnas?
"Nachos!!!!!!!!!" Xemnas said throwing nachos everywhere like confetti.
"It'll make ya feel better....." Xemnas said waving a nacho in front of her.