bloopers

i got tired of getting yelled at by people so i'm putting my bloopers thing here. here is an origonal by me

kairi: this is real
sora: (hugs) i like you. you know why
kairi:why
sora: because i like big butts and i cannot lie. you other brothers can't deny. when a girl walks in with an ity bity waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung
director:SORA!!! were soooo getting sued

 

God stop posting these god god god!!! YELL YELL YELL!!!

jk.

 

LOVE!!!

Ok, let's see....

Sora: You're nobodies! You don't have any hearts!
Demyx: Oh, we do too have hearts, don't be mad! Guess what else we have?
Sora: o_0;;;;;; *runs*
Demyx: Kool elemental powers!

That sucked but oh well!

 

that was pretty good here's another origonal:

origonal scene
new-director: take 999,999
axel: what should i leave behind. belle or the rose
beast: belle!
(bell hits axel in the croch and runs then trips over donald)
new-director: cut do it again. take 1,000,000
axel: aw **** no. she is now going to hit me in the croch 1000000. go get xaldin to do this job.

the reson there is a new director is because the old director killed himself in one of my other bloopers. may god rest his soul

 

Axel: Strange, you make me feel the same way...
Sora: Axel...
Harry Potter: *From nowhere* I'm Harry Potter
Donald: Oh s***, not again!

 

director: demyx the words are run run away
demyx: i think i get it
diretor: take 1 billion 51
demyx: oh no its cerberus cute doggie doggie
sora: okay

 

Axel: he made me feel... like i had a heart.
Sora: Great, Now we're going to have MORE Yaoi fangirls...

Take 3634

Axel: He made me fee-
*Sora and axel laugh*

Take 293846

Axel: He-
*Sora and axel laughing*

Take 2452792457

*Both laughing*

 

Sora: Hey, wait, what about my mom?

Anndd...

Cloud: Who the hell picked my name, anyway?! D: Why couldn't I get a cool name, like Sephiroth?! I can't even say Sephiroth five times fast! But I can say CLOUD! CLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUD! -sob-

 

Zexion: wait!
Axel: I'm about to kill you, WHAT?
Zexion: will you read me a bed time story first?
Axel:...

 

Sora: DONALD! I'm NOT made of potions!
Donald: ...-is KO'd-

{Based on a VGCats comic. xD}

 

that was pretty too. here's the one when the director kills himself

sora:kairi
kairi: sora it's really you. you leave sora alone
(kairi jumps and her wire break)
kairi: awwwww holy ******.
(she breaks her legs and everyone starts laughing. director pulls out a gun and kills himself)

 

sora: kingdom hearts is a cinema
xehanorts heartless: no not the cinema i don't have money for the popcorn NO

 

Sora: "I'll come back for you, I promise!"
Kairi: "That's what all the guys say, but you won't come back. Don't promise something that you can't keep."

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I have no idea why I posted this...

 

[Heh, Possible KH Spoilers xO]

Sora: I looked for you...I...loooked for you!! D: That wasn't my line, was it?
-Take 2-
Sora: I looked for youuu......Oh, crap....
-Take 3-
Sora: I looked for you...I looked everywhere for you...I GOT IT RIGHT!
Riku: -.-;;
-Take 4-
Sora: I looked for you...I looked everywhere for you!
Riku: ...*Cracks up*
Kairi: *Bursts out laughing*
Sora: Shut up! D:
-Take One Million and Seven-
Sora: I should get paid a lot more for this job...

((Uh. I don't know where that came from, lol.))