Your letter gave me butterflies; it was so fulfilling to finally see you confess your love! It made me happier than receiving twenty boxes of cute little kittens! But I must confess something else, my sweet. Your impure thoughts of English maids doing raunchy things to hamburgers summoned me. For you see, I am a Succubus. Sleep now. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)