I _____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Yes I copied this off of a friend on facebook. FILL IN THE BRANKS.
I nagggg you. You have a nice avatar. You make me gag :'D. You should dance. Someday I will fly. You + me =never gonne happen :'D. If I saw you now I'd wonder what you were doing in my room. I would build a playdough mountain just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Barbie Girl. We could dance under the stars. Love, Cupcake :'D_ (P.S. have fun in life xD .)
I read you. You have a nice bum. You make me pee. You should take up macrame. Someday I will write a book. You + me = .... toilet seat? \(o.o)/. If I saw you now I'd ask what the hell you are doing in my house.. I would build a stick figure out of pipe cleaners just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65. We could giggle under the stars. Love, Ember (P.S. I thought the movie "The Spirit" sucked. I'm sorry.)
Dear The Spirit, I rape you. You have a nice ass. You make me horny. You should shave. Someday I will rape you. You + me = wonderful sex. If I saw you now I'd rape you. I would build a sex doll in your likeness just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be The Rape Song. We could fuck under the stars. Love, Saki (P.S. I fuck you when you sleep.)
I am you. You have a nice dog. You make me feel intelligent. You should have some pie. Someday I will become the greatest Pokémon master. You + me = me. If I saw you now I'd throw you some change. I would build a triple-layered wall just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Sandstorm by Darude. We could get drunk and romantically vomit our guts out under the stars. Love, Styx (P.S. Sorry about what I did to your mailbox. I'm sure it'll decompose.)