Epiphany:

Axel is kinda... sexy.​

 

I've always thought of him as a bit too fem-ish.
Who IS sexy, then? :/D=:​

 

Straight guy, eh? :B|:​

 

Is there a problem with this?

 

Axel is hot.

 

Why, thank you, what?.

That makes for an odd sentence.
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Everyone seems to enjoy either praising or complaining the fact that the usage of my username in a sentence nullifies any proper grammar.

 

What's this? Someone who uses English properly?
And even on the internet?!

They do exist. :/gasp:​

 

Hiding in caves all of your life is horrible for your complexion.

 

I, who effectively do, am worried about this.

 

You are an exception. You thrive on lack of light.

 

I suppose I could be one of the dark.

 

Right, that doesn't thoroughly creep me out.