Funny story

STUD ROOSTER
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand newstud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,

'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'

The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up And I am taking over..'

The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'

The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.'

The old rooster takes off running.. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch When he sees the roosters running by.

The Old Rooster is squawking And running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
'Dammit.......Third gay rooster I bought this month.'

 

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a friend of mine came up with that.

 

I guess it was humorous...somewhat. I understand it now that I thought about it more. xD

 

Can you direct me to where I was supposed to laugh or even crack a smile? :/gasp:

 

tl;dr

Though I spotted a gay joke somewhere.

 

Indeed, the young rooster was rather cocky.

 

This is the part where I lol'd.

 

This post was actually more humorous than the story...

 

Would the farmer shoot the kid in that case for possible beastiality?
And I don't even want to think of scenerios if that's a male chicken.

 

Gosh that put images in my head I DIDN'T want to see...xPP
I guess the kid can count as the old cock rooster.

 

Like I said earlier I'm chugging energy drinks. 8D
...I'd post a link to a movie but I'm pretty sure it'd freak the hell out of people and/or get me in trouble. xDD

 

I feel like watching Shrek ._.
Just because I heard the Duloc song from my neighbors when I was taking a shower. xPP

 

...I'm curious as to how a thread discussing 'roosters' and beastiality makes you want to watch Shrek. xD
Nice edit thar. ::L:

 

The same way Darth Vader had come to my mind when I saw your avatar, then thought of food, then Lays chips, and finally Darth Vader who was posing on the darn packet. :>

 

I approve of your thought process. 8D

But dammit, now I'm hungry.

 

Damn straight :B|:
[rofl...I'm trying to remember how you spelled that when you were high off of rum ice cream and energy drinks :lolface:....must find out. Dx]

Eat some Lays chips.

 

When Wolfie is hungry...that isn't a good sign.

 

I'm going for cold bacon-topped pizza. xDD

...I have that thread in my favorites, give me a sec. 8D

Keh, you only have to worry if you're a baby. :|