Interview with Deathspank ~~~

Well after a long/grueling wait for Deathspank to get ready. He let me interview him. Here's what I got...seriously...

Q: So, Deathspank. Mind explaining how on earth people started thinking that you're a girl?

A: Well, I don't know how that started. Seems more like Mari/Kairi is just paranoid. I'd like to think that was true, haha.



Q: Well, that's interesting you think that way. You know she's my Forum wife, right? >.>

A: Nope...*shifty eyes*



Q: What about Mish? Everyone seems to take a liking to her some way or the other. Have you come to this conclusion yourself?

A: Well, I saw her picture. Then I was like "O______________________O;; *speechless*" But then I realized...she's a minor. So essentially I'd be considering myself a pedophile. But, I could really care less. She's seems more like. . . an acuatance(SP?). Then again, I could just be on something...



Q: Haha, well that's nice to hear...*waits for Mish to hit me*... Now, onto the next question. I heard that Roxas and Cin have become the next big thing. I also hear that people are starting to get a little crazy about it.

A: Stop, I know exactly what you're talking about. My video store was raided about 17 times in the first 30 minutes of that films release. Some dude got shot, another person got stabbed with a butter knife. It was quite funny. Then again, I called the ambulance, because I wasn't THAT cold hearted. Ha ha.


Q: Well, very well done. I heard that someone ran into a pole, much like the PS3 release. I find this hard to believe, but apparently it happened. I heard a few rumors too, that you infact stole a copy for YOURSELF? I mean, I know Red-Letter-News is a nice pornography shop, but seriously...what could you HONESTLY use that vid. for?

A: . . . *shifty eyes* Well, I always keep vids that come in that are big hits....even though we sell more than just what you say my store sells. We sell mainstream films too. haha, no not really.



Q: Well...that's nice....*lies*...well that's all the time I have. Thanks Deathspank, for having this pleasant interview with me. Which was also totally random and anonymous.

A: No, THANK YOU Leroy Jenkins.



Q: ....................What? I don't get it.

A: :)


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I think that was QUITE the interview, no?

 

Omg
Interview with a Deathspank xD

Someone should write that as a book.

 

.....

xD Are you furrealz?

 

wow, this would have been great if it actually happened! ^_^

 

DS, you should publish your own book lmao. "someone got stabbed with a butterknife"...awesome. I actually laughed.

hmm he is online, *gets net ready*

 

lmfao, niiiiiiiiiiice

 

It actually happened.

Believe it. <3


*nose grows*

 

Hmmmmmmmmmm. *Examines nose* This is Dr. Zexion here, you are hereby dignosed with Pinochio Syndrom.

 

I know this interview probably didn't happen, but just in case. Ha, I was right!

LMAO! Wow, I'd love to know how you could kill someone with a butterknife. And for some reason, I bet it took you quite some time to call the ambulance...

 

Badgers of doom attack!!!www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

 

how smashing.

 

Hahannuh, remember six words per post ;)

EDIT: Damn, how come I always catch this spamming and stuff, and yet I can never do anything about it. *b****es somemore* Ok I'm calm...

 

Sequel to this coming to forums near you. *ebil laugh*


C'mon, this interview could not have been this bad... xD

 

u should interviwe multiple people, not just Deathspank xD

 

that was nice,.

 

I actually dunno what to say... O.o

 

yea :D

but do actual ones, or not.........do me next ^-^

 

I agree with Te La Mari, you should interviwe like the most popular people on KH-Vids.

 

The thing that gave it away was that DS doesn't know that much about the members, he is rarely on :p