If you had to choose, which would you keep? Your penis or your balls? EDIT: I wrote Dick in the first option, but it got censored, in case you're too gay to realize what I wrote.
Without balls, you can't get kicked and knocked out with a cheap shot.With a ****, you can still--yeah,I don't need to explain.
The clowns will destroy us all to make it happen! DESTROY US ALL! [continue for a while] I'll take the chicken [Continue DESTROY US ALL]. Wait. Wrong episode.
Rather than havin' folk leave wee kiddies at doorsteps they could leave you a trail of alcohol leadin' to the kid. Who knows what will become of the wee soul!