Options:

1. Be a liar.
2. Get treated like a liar.

Wat do?

 

I think context is required.

 

You tell the god damn truth.

We don't take kindly to liars around here.

 

Be a liar. Tell lies.

 

Idiot mother thinks I stole from her because I got underchanged and didn't count the money before I came home from the store. I can say that I stole it just so she can feel right and not think I'm lying, or I can stick to my guns and milk her guilt for all it's worth once she figures out that I'm not lying.

 

Just tell her what's up. This isn't even a question.

 

Tell the truth.

 

I did. It didn't work.

I have been. It's not working.

 

Well, you did what you were supposed to so there's no problem. It's not like you have some asian parents that are gonna beat you for lying and never let you out again.

EDIT: Also, wrong section. Take it to Help With Life.

 

"GUYS SHOULD I TAKE THE BLAME FOR NO REASON?"

Of course not you fucking retard.

 

True, true.

And I didn't feel like going to Help with Life. It's a pretty far walk and I didn't want the discussion to be excessively serious anyway.

 

Um, I would rather be thought of as a liar than a thief.

 

It only matters if you consider her opinion important.

 

Well, I don't consider her opinion important, but I do want some of the pie that she made about an hour ago. I'll have to think about this.

But either way, I'm perceived as a thief.