Soo

Just graduated high school.

FINALLY FREE THANK GOD

 

Let me love you.

 

Free? No, bb, no. Say goodbye to your freedom. Now you are a slave to The Man.

 

asdfghjkl!

Congratulations.
Enjoy your new freedom, as some of us still have quite the shitstorm coming up~

 

B-but I'm already serving you as a Mishite D: Just look at your sign ;____;

 

You have advanced into a WAGE SLAVE!

-2	Security
-3	Convenience
-1	Confidence
-12	Lifespan
-1	Speed
-2	Momentum
-3	Friendship
+1	Degree

 

congratulations!
(oh and did I mention)
(how proud I am?)

 

Can't argue with those stat changes.

 

Not everyone goes straight into the workforce anymore.

 

Haha charming replies

 

Technically it should be a diploma and not a degree, but it amount to the same thing.

Spike stands corrected.

 

Only if you become one of the military's dogs. If you decide to go into the workforce, all you have to is pay taxes.

 

AND FOLLOW TRAFFIC LAWS! Like a fuckin' chump.

 

Not if you take the bus. The bus is freakin' sweet. 'Round these parts, it's $60. PER MONTH. For that you get FRIENDLY DRIVERS. And INTERESTING FELLOW RIDERS. And FREEDOM FROM CAR INSURANCE AND GAS COSTS. HELL. YES.

 

Yup. Uh huh.

 

I take it you're one of those stuck up "car drivers" who makes more than minimum wage?

 

Carpools to class

 

Ah, so you think you're all big because you've got friends. Yeah, okay.

 

Welcome to real life
You can leave hopes and dreams by the entrance

 

Yay community college going for an Associates of Arts degree

I have no future