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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by jafar, Jul 23, 2009.

  1. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    The whole universe blew up.
     
  2. JedininjaZC Hollow Bastion Committee

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    The f'n end.
     
  3. FinalF7 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Then cockroaches ruled the world.
     
  4. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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  5. Kannira the wolf Traverse Town Homebody

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    But then their moms told them go live with their aunt and uncle in Bel-Air
     
  6. FinalF7 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    ...then they threw bananas at her, and told her to shut the **** up.
     
  7. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    Then a spartan kicked a cow off a cliff saying "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
     
  8. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Then everyone died from the unhealthy amount of memes in this story
     
  9. JedininjaZC Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Then one of the writers of this book stuffed a rubber chicken down The Graceful Assassin's throat.
     
  10. FinalF7 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Then we all got really ****in' confused because we already died a few sentences ago, when the world blew up. :/
     
  11. JedininjaZC Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Then.... I quit writing the damn book.
     
  12. FinalF7 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Yeahhhh... this book sucks more ass then twilight.
     
  13. JedininjaZC Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Sucking ass is not a pretty picture.:B|:
     
  14. FinalF7 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    ... Well, Twilight isn't a very good book. So, I guess it doesn't matter. :]
     
  15. The Joker Gummi Ship Junkie

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    While all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too.
     
  16. jafar custom title

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    The women were transformed into goats with magical wish granting horns, when cut off, will grant the users every wish.
     
  17. The Joker Gummi Ship Junkie

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    The wishes were transformed into fishes.
     
  18. Repliku Chaser

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    The fish swam to shore, crawled out with new legs and then climbed up trees, growing fur and shooting poo at giraffes.
     
  19. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    and then out of the ocean Ponyo scream WAZZZZZAAAA

    and then her dad was like, hey you, get the fuck back here
     
  20. JedininjaZC Hollow Bastion Committee

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    That was truly epic.
    Repliku stop being so damn awsome all the time!
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