Stupid Fears

Has anyone ever been afraid of something kinda dumb (you'll see what I mean in a minute) for a short period of time? Well I was afraid of two things for a while.

One: For nearly three years I have not been able to sleep in the same room as a china (porslin (spelling??)) doll. One of my friends told me a bunch of stories about these 'Black China Dolls' who killed people and then I had three bad dreams. The worst was when one of MY dolls (in my room at that time) was sitting in a camper. When I saw it, it slowly turned it's head towards me and it's eyes were RED. I woke up all sweaty to find the doll sitting by my bed (where I left it of course). I slept with one eye open for the next month.

Two: I was afraid of Ronald McDonald (from the restraunt)! I had a dream when I was little that he was making Ronald heads in a factory. When he saw me, he smiled, but then he had sharp teeth and started chasing me around with a knife!! Then I drowned in Ronald heads because the machine went berserk and made thousands.

That's what I mean by stupid. Something you were afraid of and then look back on as being kind of embarrassing.

 

Stupid fears..
Im afraid of the Cocoa puff bird.
D;

 

Hmm. Interesting.

 

It is, isn't it?

The scary part about that is that I know people who go crazy for chocolate food products just like him....