True Story

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Lauriam, Oct 15, 2011.

  1. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    ACK I JUST FOUND A TINY SPIDER ON THE KEYBOARD AND IT GOT AWAY AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS AND I'M REALLY FREAKING OUT HERE!!! Oh wait, there it is. *squish* Now it's gone.
     
  2. Arch Mana Knight

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    Why didn't you let it bite you? If you were lucky it could've been radioactive and you could've gotten cancer spider powers.
     
  3. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Honestly, the thought didn't even enter my mind. I was too busy rocking back and forth on the computer chair, my legs tucked up underneath me until I could spot the little beast. In case you haven't noticed, I really dislike spiders. Just a strange little phobia I have, like tornados and water. lol, you wouldn't believe how many nightmares I have where I'm either drowning, running from a tornado, or being attacked by giant spiders.

    HOWEVER, I'm sure Peter Parker is very grateful for his little spider bite.
     
  4. Arch Mana Knight

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    I'm guessing you wouldn't want to be saved by Spiderman if your life was in danger. D:

    I bet he is. 8D
     
  5. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Oddly enough, Spiderman is one of my favorite superheroes. Pretty strange, I know, but there's just something about his character that I like. (At least in the comic books. I think they messed up his character in those movies.)
     
  6. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    Just don't think of it and think of a happy place. One of mine is floating in the ocean with a tornado a spiders coming at me. You may want to use a different one.
     
  7. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Dude... you just repeated a nightmare I've had before...

    lol, really though, I've dreamed about that. Usually I'm on a small boat with a giant spider and I can't get to the land because I can't get in the water and I wouldn't make it any better on land because there's a tornado rampaging across the horizon.

    Yeah, not my best happy place. XD

    So I'd just like to thank you all for your posts. It took hours for me to fall asleep last night, and when I finally did, I slept badly and woke up again and again. XD