What what what

A few weeks ago, my sister mentioned to me that my stepsister, Nicole, had her relationship status as 'Married' on Facebook. Now I knew she had a boyfriend but I just brushed it off thinking she'd just put that because from what I understand it's a fairly serious relationship.

So anyway, when I saw her next, my sister mentioned that Nicole looked like she was pregnant. I brushed it off again, saying that she'd probably just gained some weight. I didn't say anything because, obviously, that'd be rude.

I went on Facebook today and she had uploaded pictures of an ultrasound. Her facebook status says something about the "little one on its way".

.____________. wat

 

Oh Facebook, the news you break...

How old is she though? I was seriously imagining like a little step sister or something, until the ultrasound part. At least I'm hoping...​

 

She just recently turned 20. So it's not awful, but still. o:

I just can't believe nobody told me, lol.

 

They probably thought it was too obvious not to know. xD

 

Or it's a massive conspiracy to embarrass you, Misty. Fooling you into thinking she's pregnant, only to have been a massive deception.

Yes. Yes that's it.

 

Lol, this is genius. Lemme go grab some ultrasounds from the web; I'll tell everyone I've had a sex change, and am the world's first pregnant man.

 

You wouldn't be the first so it'd be a waste of time.

 

This is P of the future, staring at us.

 

Or you could just tell them you've been a women all along, that'll add effect to the deception.

 

Oh well. It'll still creep out my friends and family.