Your WTF moments.

Because they're funny...although they do often leave you speechless, and if not that, saying "what the fuck...?"

Mine: So I was walking down the halls in my school and I randomly pass two 8th graders, talking to eachother...naturally I wouldnt pay attention to them, but I just managed to overhear one of them saying

"see? Thats why you dont give oral to a BINDER."

And yes, I ended up saying "What the Fuck?"

 

Once, I said "What the fuck?"

So yes, I ended up saying "What the fuck?"

 

My response is most likely, "idk, my bff Jill."

 

This thread.

AMIRITE?

 

When I figured out this boy's mom watched Girls Gone Wild (this was in 4th grade)

 

Once, I passed a gas station. And their sign said, "It's in the book, we got stuff."

 

1: i found out what rape was in 2nd grade by asking my gym teacher


2: this was before i read twilight




Me-"Is it called Twilight because Edwards a werewolf?"
Morgan(sista)-"Edwards a vampire"
Me- "Oh..."

 

I have many of them, but I'll give one example.

Well this one time I caught one of my best friends pleasuring herself. She startled, looked at me for a sec and continued like nothing happened. I turned away to leave the room but she said I could stay. Her explanation to that was: "Well, you've seen it now anyway haven't you?"

 

Just today as I was walking out of my first period class, and there were two girls outside the door. As I walk past them, I hear one of them saying "... I thought it was his guitar case but it was actually his [boy part]".

Me: O.O "..... wait, wtf?!"

 

Mine is bigger than a guitar case.

 

I was sat next to this guy in my history class... and then all of a sudden he started explaining to me how a substitute RE teacher ass raped him....
he was lying obviously so i just laughed along...
then he said he sucked his own grandad off...
me: "....wtf....o.e.."