how can mems be real if our jokes aren't real?
why isn't rhode island nor a road or an island?
are part time band leaders semiconductors?
if snoop dog isn't telling the truth is he snoop lyin'? http://blog.stunnerofthemonth.com/w...2/08/486943_10151306860906562_512103770_n.jpg
could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?
why do people ask where you think you'll be in four years? no one has 2020 vision.
if athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe ?
when you ask someone for their name, what you're really asking is "what noise do i have to make to get your attention?"
if corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid would never know and the other toys would have to watch as they played with their corpse
do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy is it?
now read it backwards
are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
do geese see god?
did i draw della too tall, edward? i did?
was it a car or a cat i saw?
won't I panic in a pit now?
mr owl ate my metal worm.
t. eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. i'd assign it a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot-toilet.
a man, a plan, a god's 'nam tables, nitrate, tar, tinsel, batman's dog: **** panama.
on a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil; a fire volcano.
never odd or even.
go hang a salami! i'm a lasagna hog!
doom an evil deed, liven a mood.
rats live on no evil star.
sit on a potato pan, otis.
too hot to hoot.
i saw desserts; i'd no lemons, alas no melon. distressed was i.
ana, nab a banana.
gateman sees name, garageman sees name tag.
may a moody baby doom a yam?
I can't believe this
You know what else I can't believe?
that our eyes are real even tho mirros aren't real
and our jokes are real even tho mems aren't real
and that rhode island is nor a road or an island
I am gonna ban u both
and that part time band leaders are semiconductors
you can't spell "band" without "ban"
and speaking of bands, are part time band leaders semiconductors?
This kept appearing on the side and I just decided to read all of it...
...I regret nothing. GG.