God dammit, the best jokes are already made. My bad for not checking first.
No, I'm not. I just pop in like maybe once a year or so for nostalgia purposes, sometimes post once or twice to confuse people, and then go back...
Obviously a typo. They must have meant 2025.
Too lazy to screenshot, so here's my new stats. Approximate numbers used for those that were changing just too gosh darned fast.
Cookies in bank: ~4,000,000,000
Cookies earned (all time): ~221,000,000,000
Buildings owned: 788
Cookies per second: 38,183,654.5
Cookies per click: 1,708.4
Running version: 1.021
Upgrades unlocked: 40/41
I'm not "back." You should know by now that I never fully return, I simply haunt when I'm bored. I'm a ghost, you see.
This is the game being referenced here: http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
Not elves. Grandmas.
After having abandoned my "cookie castle" for over three years, I have finally found my true calling.
*reveals god tier wings and flies away*
Headcanon: Misty is Meenah Peixes. It is her.
EDIT: If you go into Internet Exploder and use compatibility mode, it breaks and everything is rightside up again.
(I'm good at this game. Took two seconds on your profile.)
But no really, DF (my boyfriend) is finishing posting his fanfic he started 5 years ago. I'm mostly here for that.
I'm not. I'm a ghost.
So what, are you using some cool plugin thing? I'm actually geniunely interested in the specifics behind this.
I wasn't aware you could read avatars.
Ah, but you see, the fourth wall is a plot point! So that makes it okay in my book. (BTW: Who's raging about it or saying it's a bad thread? Is this a thing that's really happening somewhere? Or was that rhetorical?)
As for it being long, I'll just say that the whole thing completed is exactly 50 chapters. So yeah, it's a tad large.
Just a heads up: DF is out of town at the moment and probably won't post the last chapter for the next day or so.
Indeed, I do read Homestuck. I wasn't sure how far to go with the reference, because a lot of people are not exactly friendly to the Homestuck fandom.