You have seen all the tons of KHV stories that are around lately, if there is one thing the KHVidian inside you wants to do, it is to jump on bandwagons. Chapter 1 Spoiler It is a fine evening, just like every other evening on KHV. All the people are gathered in the Spam Zone, like usual. You wonder what great things your favourite community might do tonight. In the distance you see one of the moderators, Clawtooth, he is walking towards you WHEN SUDDENLY A GIANT SWORD THE SIZE OF A SKYSCRAPER (aka: the average JRPG MC weapon) COMES RIGHT OUT OF THE GROUND AND CLAWTOOTH EXPLODES EVERYWHERE. The guts, the guts they are everywhere. His eye landed in the soup of Makaze, who still ate it because he was a cheapo. His torso lands right next to Daxa, who starts eating it going "I NEED YOU INSIDE YOU, DON'T LEAVE ME." While growling like a dog. End of Chapter 1
I feel a bit silly, doing this just a day after risk did, but oh well. I’ve just been thinking a bit, I realised that the reason why I always loved KH-Vids so much, was because I associated it with two people, both of whom have left. Everyone will probably be able to guess who ones of them are, especially since I already mentioned him, and some will probably be able to guess the other one as well. And I’m not saying that I don’t like any of you guys, there are plenty of people who I adore, love and *insert word here*. Anyway, it might also be for the best considering how much schoolwork I have, stop being such a distraction, KH-Vids! I apologise for acting like a cockpuddle, I blame everything on myself being pregnant. That's one of the reasons why I need a break as well though, I just seem so pissy whenever I am on here nowadays. I will be back sometime in the future, in the meantime, I love you KH-Vids. I'll see you later, you spacelumberjack you. Ps. I considered doing shout-outs, but I’m too lazy. I’ll also come back to see the “This is Halloween†chorus, because you just know that’s gonna be rad.
so i herd u leikd nub stuffz so u cn go @ dis siet 2 fiend ut abuot traiva fo u! http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl? hare r mien! 1. Over 46,000 pieces of christhor float on every square mile of ocean! 2. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten christhor. 3. Christhor can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long. 4. Christhor invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC. 5. You should always store christhor in an airtight container in the fridge! 6. Christhor is the last letter of the Greek alphabet. 7. Christhor has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean! 8. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of christhor. 9. Christhor can jump up to sixteen times his own height. 10. If you lick christhor ten times, you will consume one calorie!
Is it common for you guys to wear shoes inside houses? As in your own, the ones where your friends live, etc.
Spoiler That's what you get, never will you look down on us again, Giraffe.
that in KH1, a fourteen year old Sora is being followed around by Donald and Goofy who are in their thirties or fourties? They also meet in a backalley, this sounds real sketchy. I think it was just luck that Sora wasn't kidnapped and kept as a, y'know.
Holy crap, was Aggro always that huge? This game is suprisingly short once you know what to do. How come Wander is way paler than his dead girlfriend? WOAH FISHIES GODDAMN COLOSSI, WHY DID YOU KILL OUR GIRLFRIEND? REVENGE QUEST IS ON
The twelve year old child asked his father. The father responds with "Ask your mom if she would have sex with Donald Trump for ten million dollars, then go and ask your brother and sister the same question." After a while he returned. "They all said yes" "There you have it son" the father continued "potentially we have 30 million dollars now, realistically, we just have two whores and a gay guy!"
Guys, I have just made a groundbreaking break through of ground for you all! What we think of as the "male" homo sapiens today are actually the females of our species? Here's a question y'all should know the answer to, in other species, who is the most flash, the male of the female? It is the male. Here's another question y'all should know the answer to. In our species, who is the flashiest, the male or the female? It is the female. The old tell of genitellia being the way to figure out whether someone is male or female is gone, the new tell is flashyness. Whoever is the most flashy always has the same role, being the trophy of the other gender. The males are the trophies for the females in every other species, so that means that in our species it has to be the same. If you are male, then you are female. If you are female, then you are male. If you liked men you now like females, if you liked females you now like men. If you are a straight male, you are now gay. If you are a straight female you are now gay. Everyone is now gay, except for the people who were already gay, they are now straight and the minority. Homophobia is dead today, we are all gay. Thank you.
A while ago I posted this pic of my cat Heres a little update She is dead because of communism
[video=youtube;sAxL0xwY-Q4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAxL0xwY-Q4[/video] ... This is way too freaking amazing
Let's laugh at him and this statement: Mr. Ghosty Ghost (Deveraux): *Thought of eternal death in a game with no way out makes it creepy* >Turn off game >Escape >???? >Not creepy The only thing that seems to scare me anymore is how the minds of you kids are totally shot and wrecked :c
So I just got an email from Ubisoft and I have apperantly randomly been picked out for the AC: Revelations beta. Anyone else got it? Anyone wanna plaaaaay?
Edit: With Christhor away for the time being, you will now have to send your PMs to Cat. She's taking care of the Postbox until he comes back. Cheers guys. Now with Normal members! Some of you normal members might have seen me leave people VMs telling them to go to the Premium Postbox! This was, as the name might suggest, a message service type of deal in the premium section. Anyway, this hasn’t been available to the normal members due to the fact that some of you tend to be a lot more… Unpredictable. However, I think we should at least give everyone a chance, which is why I’m posting this version here. Have you ever wanted to tell another member something, but haven’t had the guts? Have you ever wanted to tell someone that you like them or find them a bit annoying? Or maybe there’s just something you’ve always wanted to get off your chest and confess to everyone. Send me a PM and I shall post it in this thread anonymously. Template: Every message shall remain completely anonymous, I promise that the identity of every messenger shall remain completely unknown. This was initially an idea by Mish that was perfected by Catch the Rain, all credit should go to them for this idea. Anything I forgot to cover and you’re wondering? Feel free to ask me. I hope to see a lot of activity for this now that all the normal members are involved as well c: Ps. People can still use the Premium Postbox if they want to, just specify in the PM if I shall post it there instead.
Did anyone else notice that Roxas has been online today? What can it mean?!
other than finding tons of people asking about “Christhor Clumbus†and what he did, this popped up. Someone should speak up right now about who did this, the truth will come out one day or another D:
Hi I'm Chris and now I'm in charge Winner of The original: Spunk Ransom (before hack) Chev (after hack) Winner of the sequel: Kellyjelly Winner of trequel: ... freaking Kelly *shakes fist* I think I'm doing a good job at being the leader gayz. Have an EDITED (08.08.11) song: Spoiler Welcome to LP2P, welcome to the madness, Prepare to be lost in pure sweet randomness. This is the place to be, doesn’t take much to see, So come on, you’d better be ready, Because it’s about to blast off. OBJECTIONS flying round the place, Feenie’s here and on the case, Better not lie or try to run, Or his PW army will join the fun. Enzy’s there, light as a feather. She the one who holds us all together, Her presence makes the whole place glow, Get ready everybody, let’s go, go, go! MS is grinning like a Cheshire cat, Dancing around to who knows what, Her fairie magic’ll kick some ass, So don’t mess with this little lass. Then there’s ff, here to party, Ready with a hug, oh so hearty, He's our resident Xbox expert, Be careful now, don't get hurt. Burning motorbikes, probably with spikes, Grand entrances and future hikes, That’s our BiU for you, Always ready with something epic to do. Belgian waffles, goes the shout, Someone’s let our Machi out, With an extra dose of random, He’ll add to our mad tandem. Risk is in the house today, Witty and clever, ready to play, Desu weapon at the ready, Guess his mood, it’s never steady. Kelly’s causing a storm again, Dagger in hand stabbing all the men, With that dangerous glint in her eye, Better beware or she’ll blow you sky high. Chris is up to his usual tricks, Flirting, not caring who he picks, Teasing, making the whole place smile, This devil’s got some real style. That’s the team, that’s what we do, Always random, always new, Battling Dahlia or making stew? We’ll show you how it’s really done, So come on now and join the fun! For anyone unfamiliar with the faces you might stumble upon here at LPTP, there has been a character description made by our beloved Midnight Star! Click the spoiler to see it. Spoiler Once upon a time in a strange unfamiliar land there was a small group of people, a mismatched lot by all means but this group together could do anything. Each of them was unique and brought something different to the team. Let me introduce you. First we have Chris, self-proclaimed leader of the group though there is some debate about that. He’s got no shortage of confidence and has such a style and elegance around him that gains him respect. He always appears to know what he’s doing. He fights with that same elegance and that simple smile, his twin blades a blur. Next is Enzy, the heart and soul of the group. Never without a smile upon her face, she holds the group together. Her bright outlook is like a ray of sunshine in the dark days they face. With her calm resolve, she often solves the party’s disputes sensibly, though still enjoys a good laugh. She does not fight, she’s the group’s healer and second in command. FF is ruled by his heart, his passion as strong as an erupting volcano. He cares deeply about his friends and will protect them fiercely, no matter the cost to himself. He will fight for what he believes in and will never give in. He wields a large broad sword with the all courage of a lion, never running from his fight. Feenie is the one who can make light of any situation and bring a laugh to the group when it is most needed. He can support anyone and is always dependable; he will never break his word or let you down. He is smarter than he sometimes lets on and can fight strongly too. He always has a cheeky grin and fights with a great showmanship, using his bo staff to great effect. Don’t underestimate this joker. Kelly is ice cool; she is perhaps the darkest of the group and sees things for what they are. She does not mess around with the frills and doesn’t fool herself. She takes it all in her stride, and nothing appears to phase her. She enjoys the darker side of things and can find efficient solutions, facing straight up to the hard truths of life. Her tongue is as sharp as her daggers that never leave her sight; this is one girl you do not want to mess with. Then you’ve got Midnight, the little girl of the group. She loves to have fun, go hyper and mess around but there’s more to her than meets the eye. When she wants to be she’s a force to be reckoned with, she can be clever and is always there to help when need be. She’s a mini scientist, with a host of chemicals up her sleeves, ready to make an explosion. Then when she’s got her bow, be afraid, she’s an expert archer and this little girl can kick ass with an innocent smile on her face. Risk is always ready for action, he is quiet but his actions speak louder than words. His mind always thinking ahead, and his mood is as unpredictable as weather. You never know what you’ll get but it’s guaranteed to be interesting. His fighting style changes with his mood so he chooses to go without a weapon. This makes him no weaker as he fights with his hands using his skills in multiple martial arts. Another often found with the group is Teddy, who brings along a little good old-fashioned innocence. In an ever-harsher world, this brings a breath of fresh air. Despite his innocence, he is not so vulnerable as he is able to utilise a multiple of little contraptions and traps to protect himself and help the group. Now as you can see, the group is mismatched and as odd as can be but if you combine all these people and skills, you get a formula not to be sniffed at. You get a team, ready to take on the world and who are just about capable of anything. TWIST: I decided we should mix it up a little and in this addition of the thread it's the person who posts last who loses, he will get lynched. You also get half a point for every post you make which you can later trade in for my fish, I will personally come home to you and you guys can taste my fish. I shall then decide who was the best at sucking it and that person will be the true winner. Savvy? This article needs some cleaning up, can you help us?
[We have been unbanned for an entire year woo!] I'm pretty mad that he won't be on today though. Goddomnot rask, why do you have to ruin our anniversary?
