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  1. The_King
    -1: The Noob-

    We see a new member who has dragged ~Squishy~ into a "marry me" thread, which we all know only a total and complete tool would do...

    ...so he did it anyway.

    n00b: CtR, will you marry me? =D

    ~Squishy~: No...and it's Squishy now. I=(

    The_King: What's going on?

    ~Squishy~: Just some stalker making a "marry me" thread.

    The_King: What a stalker.

    n00b: Dude...I'm RIGHT HERE.

    The_King: Yeah, I know...and I'm not your "dude".

    Darkwatch walks in, followed by Chaser007, Kitty, Duel Wielder, and Hidden_light.

    Darkwatch: Okay, who made the "marry me" thread?

    S & TK: He did.

    n00b: Don't be a player hater!

    There was a long, akward pause, followed by The_King vomiting.

    Chaser: You okay, King?

    The_King: I'll be fine...I just need a few minutes.

    Darkwatch: ...CAN I JUST BAN HIM, ALREADY?!

    Duel Wielder: For the love of god, please do.

    The_King: Before he calls himself a "player" again.

    Duel Wielder: Says the man who calls himself a ki-

    The_King: SHUT UP. >_>

    ~Squishy~: Here we go again...

    The_King: What? Just because I say "shut up", an arguement has to start?

    Chaser & H_L: YES.

    Hidden_Light: Hey, where'd the tool go?

    n00b was sneaking away.

    Darkwatch: Not so fast.

    n00b: LIEK, YOOLL NEVAR CATSH ME!1!

    The_King: Ooh! Darkwatch!

    Darkwatch: Yes?

    The_King: Can I kill him?

    Darkwatch: ...I'm pretty sure you'd get arrested for a little thing called "homicide", King. You know, the thing that normally happens when you-?

    The_King already had his keyblade out.

    The_King: BY THE POWER OF ASGARD-

    Duel Wielder: Just...no.

    The_King: Fine. >_>

    The_King hit n00b with a light pearl, who then exploded into a bunch of stars.

    Chaser007: Stars? Why the HELL would he explode into-

    Darkwatch & ~Squishy~: Kingdom Hearts.

    The_King & Chaser: Ah.

    Hidden_Light: Well, I can honestly say this has been more entertaining than Reality TV.

    The_King & Duel Wielder: ANYTHING is more entertaining than Reality TV.

    Hidden_Light: ...You're no fun. >_>

    And thus, The_King celebrated the death of the stalker newbie by making brownies. Kitty nearly gouged his eyes out for not getting any lines, so he promised to give her more in the next one. Satisfied, she gouged his eyes out anyway and he spent 3 weeks in the hospital recovering. He then proceded to go back to KH-Vids.

    -END-
    Thread by: The_King, Oct 11, 2007, 31 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. The_King
    Thread

    Yeeeees!!!

    SONIC IS IN BRAWL! BOOYAH! BOOYAH-BOOYAH-BOOYAH!!!:bounce::woohoo::roll:
    Thread by: The_King, Oct 10, 2007, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. The_King
    Before the Super Smash Bros came to be, they were just kids in college. Everything was normal...


    ...that is, until two new students came along. Their names were Mario and Link...

    -STUDENTS-
    Mario: The King
    Link: The King
    Peach:
    Zelda:
    Samus:
    Snake:
    Pit:
    Kirby:
    Meta Knight:
    Captain Falcon:
    Bowser:
    Ganondorf:

    -STAFF-
    -Teachers-


    -Principal-
    The Ancient Minister:
    Thread by: The_King, Oct 9, 2007, 0 replies, in forum: Retirement Home
  4. The_King
    Okay, with every post you must say ONE random thing. You may attach links and have conversations, so long as you say a random thing. Once we reach 1000, we will start over in a new thread.

    Aaaaand...

    BEGIN!

    1) You just wish your girlfriend was hot like me.
    Thread by: The_King, Oct 9, 2007, 35 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. The_King
    In this world, trophies fight.

    They know nothing but fighting.

    Fighting is the sole reason for their existance.

    To be turned back into a trophy...

    ...to be unable to fight...

    ...is much like death.

    Those are the rules for this world.




















    But...

    When someone...or something breaks those rules...

    The world shall pay a terrible price.

    -RULES-
    *NO GOD-MODDING
    *USE CORRECT GRAMMER
    *NO KILLING W/O PERMISSION
    *4 FIGHTERS MAX

    -FIGHTERS-
    Mario-The_King
    Link-TwilightBlader
    Kirby-The_King
    Pikachu-CarbuncleGem
    Sonic-The_King
    DK-
    Samus-
    Ness-
    Yoshi-
    Fox-
    Luigi-
    Jigglypuff-
    Captain Falcon-
    Peach-
    Zelda-Nymph of Destiny
    Meta Knight-The_King
    Wario-
    Pit-
    Diddy-
    Lucas-
    Pokemon Trainer-
    Ike-TwilightBlader
    Snake-Pirateguywithapplepie

    -VILLAINS-
    Bowser-Chaser007
    Ganondorf-
    Mewtwo-
    Petey Piranha-Pirateguywithapplepie
    Ridley-Chaser007
    The Ancient Minister-The_King
    Thread by: The_King, Oct 9, 2007, 51 replies, in forum: Retirement Home
  6. The_King
    God knows I am. I have Mario in my username in every other forum I'm on. I'm a freakin' Mario freak, and I MUST HAVE THIS GAME. :yelling:
    Thread by: The_King, Oct 9, 2007, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. The_King
    Thread

    I'm Back!

    Who missed me?
    Thread by: The_King, Oct 8, 2007, 15 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. The_King
    -PROLOGUE-

    In this world, trophies fight.

    They know nothing but fighting.

    Fighting is the sole reason for their existance.

    To be turned back into a trophy...

    ...to be unable to fight...

    ...is much like death.

    Those are the rules of this World.










    ...But...

    When someone...or something breaks those rules...

    The World shall pay a terible price.

    WHOOPS! Can someone place this in the creative corner, please? My bad.
    Thread by: The_King, Oct 6, 2007, 5 replies, in forum: Retirement Home
  9. The_King
    Feel tired from posting?
    Do you want somewhere to hang out?
    Are your bowels full to bursting?

    Then stop on by The King's Lounge!

    Lounge includes:

    HD TV
    Internet access
    Video Games
    Pool
    Spa
    Gym
    Tennis Court
    Football Field
    Baseball Diamond
    Basketball Court
    Golf Course
    Grill & Bar
    Your own rooms

    So stop on by, before we're full!

    Membership Cost: 5000 Munny
    Thread by: The_King, Oct 2, 2007, 418 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  10. The_King
    The_King > You

    I kid. XD




















    But seriously. >_>
    Thread by: The_King, Oct 1, 2007, 24 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  11. The_King
    Okay, most people I've talked to come to the same claim: "Mickey wasn't chosen by the Keyblade, he just found it". But, in Birth by Sleep-which seems to be before the ones we've played-Mickey has Star Seeker.

    And that's when it hit me:

    Exactly how could Mickey NOT be chosen, yet have a keyblade of his own?

    Discuss.
    Thread by: The_King, Oct 1, 2007, 12 replies, in forum: Kingdom Hearts HD II.5 ReMIX
  12. The_King
    Thread

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    *gets shot* x_x
    Thread by: The_King, Sep 29, 2007, 36 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. The_King
    Thread

    Kitty...

    ...

    ...

    Ooh, You looked, I'M TELLING ON JOO!
    Thread by: The_King, Sep 29, 2007, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. The_King
    Thread

    Libregkd...

    ...Madagascarian lemurs cause cancer. Just wanted to give you the heads-up.
    Thread by: The_King, Sep 29, 2007, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  15. The_King
    Not the old "Sonic 2", but a sequal to the new game! I'll tell you all the plot once we have a Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Eggman, and Mephiles.

    RULES
    *No god-modding.
    *Swearing? Meh, sure, I guess.
    *No OC's, sorry.
    *GRAMMER, peoples.

    CHARACTERS
    Sonic: The_King
    Tails: ChaosChao
    Knuckles:
    Shadow: OrginizationXIII
    Rouge:
    Omega: The_King
    Silver: CarbuncleGem
    Blaze:
    Amy:
    Elise: Nymph of Destiny
    Eggman: Chaser007
    Metal Sonic: Chaser007
    Mephiles: The_King
    Thread by: The_King, Sep 29, 2007, 87 replies, in forum: Retirement Home
  16. The_King
    Yes, ladies and gents, while Nintendo slaves their @sses off, Mario, Link, Sonic and the other Brawlers play! They fight for fun, hit on Samus, have Dr. Pepper drinking contests and so much more, only in the VIP Items on High Lounge! This place is NO HOLDS BARRED-go nuts for doughnuts! XD (Up to 4 characters)

    -CHARACTERS-
    Mario: The_King
    Link: Kiburedo
    Sonic:
    Kirby:
    Pikachu:
    Bowser: The_King
    Samus:
    Mewtwo:
    Ganondorf:
    Zelda: Nymph of Destiny
    Ridley:
    Fox:
    Falco:
    Peach: The_King
    Captain Falcon:
    Petey Piranha: The_King
    The Ancient Minister: The_King
    Thread by: The_King, Sep 29, 2007, 36 replies, in forum: Retirement Home
  17. The_King
    ...to make an SSBB story? We do have enough plot to work with...
    Thread by: The_King, Sep 28, 2007, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. The_King
    My own spin on the upcoming 2008 sequal. Make or choose an already existing rider, and use the extreme gear to uncover the secrets of the Gravity Rings.

    -JOINING SHEET-
    Name:
    Species:
    Element: (speed, power, flight)
    Gender:
    Appearence:
    Extreme Gear: (name and type)
    Character:
    Sonic-The_King
    Tails-ChaosChao
    Knuckles-OrginizationXIII
    Jet-Overload
    Wave-Nymph of Destiny
    Shadow-TwilightBlader

    Lets ride, folks! This has potential. Me likey. :D
    Thread by: The_King, Sep 28, 2007, 14 replies, in forum: Retirement Home
  19. The_King
    In This World, trophies fight.

    They know know nothing but fighting.

    Fighting is the sole purpose for their existance.

    Being turned back into a trophy...

    being unable to fight...

    is much like death.

    Those are the rules of this world.

    but...

    when someone...or something breaks those rules...

    the world shall pay a terrible price.

    -RULES-
    *Minor cursing is allowed
    *You can be any Smash Brother who ever existed, INCLUDING Sonic.
    *STICK TO THE PLOT.
    *USE CORRECT GRAMMER, OR YOU'RE OUT.
    *PG-13 romance is allowed.

    -BRAWLERS-
    Mario-The King
    Peach-
    Bowser-
    Luigi-
    Kirby-
    Link-Keyblade49
    Zelda-Nymph of Destiny
    Ganondorf-
    Pikachu-
    Mewtwo-
    Jigglypuff-
    Pokemon Trainer-
    Sonic-
    Meta Knight-
    Samus-
    Wario-
    Snake-
    Donkey Kong-
    Diddy Kong-
    Ice Climbers-
    Marth-
    Roy-Kiburedo
    Ike-
    Mr.Game&Watch-
    The Ancient Minister-The King
    Petey Piranha-
    Ridley-Chaser007
    Thread by: The_King, Sep 27, 2007, 29 replies, in forum: Retirement Home
  20. The_King
    -PLOT-
    After defeating Dr. Doom, there is a new threat: Galactus. Enraged at Earth, he's aims to destroy it-but SHIELD has once again summoned Earth's metahumans-heroes AND villains-to stop the evil giant. They just barely stopped Galactus before...can the Alliance claim victory once more?

    -RULES-
    *ALL Marvel characters are allowed! Go nuts!
    *Form your own team of 4 heroes AND villains.
    *Cursing? Meh, I do it, so I don't care.
    *This thread is PG-13. Don't like blood and minor swearing? You won't like it here.
    *GRAMMER, people, GRAMMER!

    -TEAMS-
    The King: Spider-Man, Dr. Doom, Venom, The Hulk
    Pirateguywithapplepie: Deadpool, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Star Lord
    Thread by: The_King, Sep 26, 2007, 9 replies, in forum: Retirement Home