...and Hannah Montana don't mix... Just...no.
Behold the monstrosity...
who would you choose? Personally, I'd go with Naveen from Princess and the Frog. That gorgeous hunk of man and I would churn out gorgeous babies...
I'm steadily losing faith in him... He's picked up the "Dark Shadows" movie, which, if anyone knows, is a soap opera from the...seventies, I think. Oh, yeah, and it has vampires in it. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm about ready to stake my eyes out from all these vampires running around.
Dunno where else to put this, so Spamzone seems nice. This is the link to my fanfiction.net account. I want to get better at writing, but all I get are the typical "OMG!!! Sooooooooo good!!!" reviews. So, since everyone here is fairly good at ripping out throats, constructive criticism on any of the stories, please. I need this.
Noun. Def: Scottish slab of geek-chic man candy. See also Doctor Who Season Premiere December 26th. I'm ready.
What's Ven short for again?
I still bite my thumbnail like L does... Darn you, L...darn you to heck...
is it possible to stay best friends with him after, or does it not work out?
Thanks to my sister's addiction to you, I've learned more Chinese in two days than any other language I've attempted.
Driver's Ed in the face, then kick it in the crotch for good measure...
Giving making an RP a shot...here goes... Deep inside a castle, the most recognized names in Evil gather together, formulating a plan. Tired of being defeated every time by the Goody-Goodies, they now wait for their leader to tell of her plan. As eager eyes look up at her, she smiles wickedly. "My cohorts...I have a plan..." she says, stroking her raven. "We shall create what has been used against us. Do you know what that is?" After a moment, she continues, "The princes and princesses, of course. We will create our own, and replace our own with the true ones. But first, let us teach them in our ways..." The villains applauded, and Maleficent smiled. The Magic Kingdom will soon be theirs. Meanwhile... The one who started it all reads the report he just found. He glares, round ears twitching angrily. "They'll take over my Kingdom? Over my dead body!" Mickey cries triumphantly, then immediately calls all the princesses and heroes together. Together, they will win this war. So, basic good vs. evil, right? Here's the rules: -No godmodding. That's bad -No sex! This is Disney, people! Evil, but still Disney! -Use asterisks for swear words. (Ex: s***, b****, etc.) And try to remember the characters. We don't want Cinderella cussing out anyone, because she just wouldn't. -Relationships can happen, but, again, remember the characters. No Snow White with Mickey. That's just gross. -Dark princes and princesses can change sides. -Limit of 3 characters -Write "Falafel" if you read the rules. Villains Maleficent--Flamedancer Captain Hook-- Lady Tremaine (Evil Stepmother)-- The Queen/Witch-- The Queen of Hearts-- Jafar-- Hades--TheDeadGuy Dr. Facilier-- Queen Narcissa-- Ursula-- Heroes/Princesses Mickey--Key Master Sora Princess Aurora-- Prince Philip-- Peter Pan-- Cinderella-- Snow White-- Alice-- Aladdin-- Hercules-- Tiana-- Giselle-- Mulan--AndrewTemari101 Ariel-- Prince Eric-- (Feel free to bring in any other Disney characters you want) Dark prince/princess OC form Played by: Name: Gender: Who you're based off of: Influencing Villains: Appearance: Personality: Dark Princes and Princesses: Played by: Flamedancer Name: Alyce Gender: Female Who you're based off of: Alice Influencing Villains: Maleficent and Queen of Hearts Appearance: A bit like Alice, except with a red and black dress and black hair Personality: Blood-thirsty and insane, but contained and cool until she snaps Played By: TheDeadGuy Name: Dylan Gender: Male Who Your Based Off Of: Tron Influencing Villains:Hades Appearance: Baseball Cap, Blue Jeans, Glasses, white T-shirt and a Military Sweatshirt and Carries a Laptop that gives himself a Defense Mechanism. Personality: Cold and Mainly Emotionless He's Tron's old self until he is in actual danger or snaps. Played By: AndrewTemari101 Name: Terry Gender: Male Who You're Based Off Of: Peter Pan Influencing Villian(s): Captain Hook & The Queen of Hearts Apperance: Basicly Peter Pan except his outfit is black and dark blue. Also, instead of an orange feather in his hat, it is a raven's feather (black). Personality: Seems calm but on the inside, he's cold and heartless. He can snap very easily.
How weird is it that, in the 1800's, a girl who was plump was considered pretty, but now, if a girl is any size above a 2, she's automatically fat and unattrative?
Effing funyuns...
And want to see Bobble, Clank, and Terence (though he's only there for marketing reasons) at Pixie Hollow in Disneyland, sign this petition!! Sign it! ...please?
You know you want to join it.
Okay, so if you have ever watched Blue's Clues, then you know Slippery Soap (pictured, craptastically, above). I just realized that he's pretty much just a face with little arms...and he's soap. Soap. That stuff you rub all over your body when you bathe. He gets his face rubbed all over, and I mean ALL over, Steve/Joe's body...He must be traumatized...I mean, I'm sure he's seen things that can never be unseen... I feel so bad for kiddie show characters sometimes...
Mortal Instruments I just finished this series, which is now my new favorite series of books. I have to be honest..... It makes Twilight look like complete crap. Now, before you all label me as a Twilight Turncoat (used to love the series, now I make fun of it), here's WHY it is my new favorite series: Reason #1: I don't hate the main character, who is a girl. Clary actually ends up pretty bada** in the end. And she doesn't mope around about how normal she is. Reason #2: The main guy's hot, knows it, and thus is a complete a**hole who you can't help but love. Jace is sex with two legs and blond hair, and he flaunts it, making him even more sexy...somehow. And he can fight...and likes to fight. And...he kinda makes Edward look like a pansy... Reason #3: No sparkles. The vampires are mean. Really mean. And they're graphic when they eat someone. And...SPOILER Spoiler Simon can walk around in sunlight, not sparkle, AND play D&D all at the same time!!:D And, let's face it, real men play D&D Reason #4: Gay warlock ...do I really need to say anymore? Reason #5: Fight scenes are epic. Dude...multiple people get ripped apart by demons!! And that's just in the tiny fights!! There's no such thing as peace discussions!! :D So, yeah. To the Twilight fans, I kinda apologize for bashing it, but...yeah...I highly reccommend this story. Go buy City of Bones. It'll be the best thing you've read, like...ever. Or not. Whatevs.
For not coming on as often as I should, and I think this is goodbye. Maybe not for good, but we'll see. Life's just become too much, and I feel bad for not coming on. So...I'll see you all around, hopefully. If not, then you guys did help make my life. I <3 you all ~Flame
What's with the writing thing under the User Name? Like, mine says Twilight Town Denizen, but other people's say custom things (Wow...I apologize for my horrible grammar right there.) Anyway, is there somewhere you go to do it, or do you have to be Prem or something?
