It's snowing AGAIN TODAY!!! It's been snowing for the past three days in London! I'm dreaming... Of a white Easter... Just like the ones I never saw...
Chapter XI: New faces, propety law, and Legoland Marluxia: I'll show you nature freak!!! *Waves scythe around* Roxas: Axel, please stop kicking me! Axel: NEVA NEVA!!! YAY! IRELAND!! Thank ye. Thank ye. Well, I was bored, so I decided to bring in the 14th member. Don't worry, she/he will be just adding to the insanity. I swear, it won't be one of those awful ones where it's all about the OC. So here it is: The next part of the orginal! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Zexion sighed. “This is such a bad idea…†“What is?†Vexen frowned, looking totally confused. “Nothing. Just… Oh, never mind.†Zexion riffled through the paperwork he had laid out in front of him. “XAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!†Everyone turned to see a short blonde run through the door, and run into a table. “Ow. Where’s Xaldin? It’s an emergency!†“He’s on a mission. What is it?†“Who knows the most about property law?†“Uh…†Everyone stared at Roxas. “It’s a perfectly simple question!†“Why…?†“You don’t want to know.†“Well… Saïx. But why…?†“Saïx, thank you!†Roxas sprinted out of the door. “I will never understand that boy.†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “SAIX!!†Roxas screamed the berserker’s name, nearly deafening everything in the castle. “What is it number XIII?†“What do you know about property law?†Saïx raised an eyebrow, but managed to keep a calm face. “Why do you need to know?†“I need to know if it’s valid if you’re drunk.†“… I beg your pardon?†“If a hypothetical person, er, nobody, was drunk and put say, ooooh… A castle that never was on sale, would it be valid?†“What site did Axel put it on?†Roxas sighed. Damm, I thought I tricked him! No, you didn’t. You didn’t even trick me. Or me. Go away Riku! Or me. Great, now Kairi’s here. Why don’t we just invite all your idiot friends around? Really? Should I get Wakka? NO!!! I’ll run and get him now! NO!!!! I’ll get Selphie! And I’ll get Tidus!! I hate you all soooooo much! “Thirteen?†“Huh? Oh, sorry. Yeah, I think he put it on Ebay.†“I see. Why the hell did he put it on Ebay?†“Have you ever heard the song: Ebay, by Weird Al Yankovich?†“No.†“Well, Axel is a massive fan of Weird Al, so he decided if it was good enough for him to sing about it, it was good enough to sell the castle on.†“… You know, I will never understand VIII, as long as I non-exist.†“Well, is it valid or not?†“I’ll have to look that up.†“Grr…†Roxas scowled, as Saïx walked away. “GIT!!!!†“What did you call me?†“Bugger…†“RAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Demyx walked into the hall of empty melodies, and fell over Axel. “Ow.†“BLOODY HELL DEMYX!!! HIC!!! YOU NEED TO WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING!!!!†“Are you drunk?†“No. I am hammered. H-A-M-M-E-R-E-D. Got it Memo- Meris- got it?†“Ur… Yeah. You really need to stop that.†“Stop what?†“Getting hammered.†“Ah.†Axel sat down. “Fair enough. So, how’s your head?†“Sore. Thanks to you chopping the gate off with a circular saw. And now, because of that, I’m in debt!†“Yeah, well, I’m getting you out of that.†“Really? How?†“You know Ebay?†“Yea.†“Well, I put the castle for sale on it!†Now, there is only ONE WAY to describe Demyx’s face. And here it is: O.O O.o o.O “WHY THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO THAT YOU BAKA!!!!?!?!?!?†“I thought you’d be pleased. HIC!!!†“Yeah, but haven’t you thought that Xaldin is GOING TO FREAK!!?!?!?†“… Oh s***.†Axel face palmed. “I am total dead meat.†“Axel, you’re so dead, I’m surprised I’m still talking to you.†“Why is Axel dead?†Luxord wandered down the stairs. “And when are you going to pay me my munny?†“1) none of your business. 2) You’ll find out when I pay you. Now GO THE HELL AWAY!!!!†Demyx yelled (He has large vocal cords) spraying Luxord with water for effect. “Hmph!†Luxord waved his hand, and walked away. “So… Now… Axel… Huh…? What’s… happened… to… our… voices…?†“I… think… Luxord… slowed… down… time… again…†“The… git…†“How… true…†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Roxas re-tied the bandage. It fell off. So he re-tied it. And it fell off again. “OH MY GOD!!! STAY ON YOU STUPID BANDAGE!!!!†“ROXAS!!! STOP INSULTING THE BANDAGE!!!†Vexen yelled. He is very protective of his bandages. “I’LL INSULT WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE INSULTING!!!!†Roxas yelled back, before chopping up the bandage in a fit of rage. Hey Roxas! How you feelin’ ya? Oh dear sweet Kingdom Hearts. Have you shared a papou fruit with Naminé yet? …The hell? Roxas banged his head on the wall, while yelling: “OUT! OUT!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!†The rest of the gathered Organization, and Cloud, who had decided to hide in the Castle while Tifa was looking for him, watched. “Why is he doing that?†“He hears voices in his head.†“And sometimes they annoy him.†“Actually, they annoy me all the time.†Roxas explained, pausing from banging his head on the wall. “I stand corrected.†Having fun Roxas? Sora, go away, before I freaking make you!! Okay, I’ll go… But the AkuRoku fangirls stay. WHAT!?!?!?!? IT’S ROXIE CHAN!!! You don’t really like Naminé, do you? No, NO, NO, NO!!!!!! I KNEW IT!!! HE REALLY LIKES AXEL!!! “KINGDOM HEARTS, TAKE ME NOW!!!!†Roxas screamed, and smashed his head so hard on the wall, he knocked himself unconscious. “… The hell?†Lexaeus summarised. “Now, the person unconscious on the floor is Number XIII, also known as Roxas. The person who just said ‘… The hell?’ is Lexaeus, be honrothe guy on the ceiling is Xigbar, and the other dreadlocked person is Vexen. The guy with the emo haircut is Zexion, and what the hell is Cloud Strife doing here?†“Hiding.†Cloud muttered. “Yeah, well he’s hiding, the one who is trying to get Xigbar of the ceiling is Vexen, the blue haired guy reading a book on property law is Saïx, and I don’t know where anyone else is. Have you got that, Number XIV?†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let me explain something about Axel. When he gets drunk, one of three things happens: 1) He becomes obsessed with doing Ninja moves, and makes crazy plots. 2) He falls asleep. 3) He goes on a fire-spreading spree. Today, he had decided to do number 3. “BURN TABLE BURN!!!!†“STOP IT AXEL!!!†“BURNY BURNY HOT HOT BURNY!!!!†“YOU’RE GOING TO SET THE WHOLE CASTLE ON FIRE!!!!!†“BURN CEILING BURN!!!!†“ARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!†Demyx yelled, quickly trying to put the ceiling out. Axel then set himself on fire, which Demyx managed to put out. “WHAT ELSE CAN I BURN!!!?!?!?!†“Let’s…†Demyx nibbled his lip. He needed to get Axel out of the castle. Now, most people think Demyx is stupid. Well, one, do you have any idea how complicated a sitar is? Look it up on Wikipedia. I think Demyx is just a bit absent-minded. And hyper. But he is quite intelligent, so he came up with a good idea. “Let’s go to LegoLand!!!†“YAY!!! BURN LEGOLAND BURN!!!!!!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Roxie kins! Roxas!! Oh, kingdom hearts, why can’t I die? So you really like Axel? GO AWAY BEFORE I HUNT YOU DOWN AND DELETE ALL YOUR YAOI FAN-ART!!!! EEK!! I might do that anyway. “Is he awake?†“How the bloody hell am I supposed to know?†“ROXAS GET THE HELL UP!!!!†“I’M AWAKE, I’M AWAKE!!!!†Roxas yelled, sitting upright, and punching Luxord in one fluent movement. “OUCH!!!!†Roxas frowned, when he saw a teenage girl with brown hair and blue eyes frowning at him. “… The hell?†“This is our new member, Alexia.†“Does that mean I’m not the least important?†“Uh… I guess so.†“YES!!!!!†Roxas ran around the place yelling. Alexia (I love that name!) watched him. “Is he insane?†“Nearly everyone is.†“Ah.†Alexia watched for a little longer. “ROXAS!!!†Yelled Xaldin, nearly deafening everyone there. “WHAT!!!!?†“YOU HAVE TO SHOW HER AROUND!!!!†“Oh, right.†Roxas nodded,â€This way.†And he ran out of the door, followed by the new member. “I cannot believe you brought a new member into the Organization when the two highest members are having nervous breakdowns, and there’s a bet you breakdown before Mansex comes back.†Zexion sighed. “And I can’t believe you described my haircut as Emo!!†“Well it is!†“You’ll pay for that Xaldin!†Yuh-oh… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “ROXAS!!!†Roxas turned around, and was run over by a drunk Axel. “HOW ARE YA!!!?†“Uh, fine thanks.†Roxas winced. “Can you stop standing on me?†“Juh? Oh, sorry.†Axel stepped off Roxas. Axel was then run over by Demyx. “Are you ready yet?†“Ready for what?†Alexia asked, making Demyx and Axel notice her for the first time. “… The hell?†“Everyone seems to be saying that a lot today.†She noted. “Well, what else are we supposed to say?†“This is the new member, what’s your name again?†“Alexia.†“Yeah, that’s Alexia, and it means I AM NO LONGER THE LEAST IMPORTANT MEMBER!!!!†“Woo-hoo!!†Demyx and Axel yelled. “So, do you want to come with us?†“Come with you where?†Roxas asked. A drunk Axel and a hyper Demyx. Even though this is normal, it doesn’t mean it’s good… “We’re going to go burn down Lego Land!!†I take that back. “Sure!†Roxas gave an evil grin. “I hate Lego land!†“You come too, new kid!†And before anyone else could say anything, Axel opened a dark portal, and shovelled the other three members through a portal. They landed in a theme park, with bright buildings, and several kids waving crappy souvenirs around. “We have entered the land of evil…†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Xigbar had been locked into a cage. “Why is the rum gone?†“Shut up.†Cloud muttered, still hiding under a table, dabbing white spirit onto the still pink patches. “What is it with women and pink?†“We have a woman here, if you want to ask her.†“Larxene is a woman?†Lexaeus was then electrocuted. “Dammit Larxene, did you bug all the rooms again?†“Yup.†Larxene voice crackled over some loudspeakers she had installed. “I’ll pass.†Cloud muttered. “Well, I’ll be jiggered.†Saïx muttered. “What?†“It isn’t valid if you’re drunk…†“What isn’t valid?†Xaldin scowled. “Uh… Nothing. I’d better find XIII, see you!†Saïx quickly dark portalled away. “Weird.†“Mmm…†Cloud nodded. BOOM!!! “Sorry, that was me.†Vexen emerged from the lab, which was covered in soot and holding a test tube of a suspicious looking grey liquid. “What the…?†“It is supposed to be fuchsia! FUCHSIA GODDAMMIT!!!!†Vexen stormed back into the lab. That was a classic example of a WTF moment. “You know what?†“What?†“I think VEXEN will have a mental breakdown before Mansex comes back.†“Who wants to make a bet on that?†Luxord piped in from the doorway. “Me!†Yelled everyone at the same time, including Larxene over the loud-speaker. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Axel was running around in a circle, falling over a few times. “WHAT SHOULD WE BURN DOWN FIRST?!?!?!?†“To the Lego cars!!†“WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!†Axel ran in the direction of the cars, followed by Demyx. “I doubt whether or not this is legal…†Alexia muttered. “No doubts. Definitely illegal. ‘Kay?†“Sure!†Alexia and Roxas ran after the pyro and whatever you would call Demyx… And ran straight into Saïx. “Ur… Hi Saïx.†Roxas whispered, wincing as he remembered the various beatings he had go “Hello!†Alexia smiled. “What the hell happened to your face?†Pause. Twitch. POW!!! Saïx slammed the girl on the head with his claymore. “HEY!!†She scowled, and kicked Saïx. In a place of a sensitive nature. “OOOF!!†Saïx doubled up, and fell on the floor. “DON’T HIT ME WITH YOUR STUPID CLAYMORE!!!!†“Stuck up little…†“Excuse me?†“Er… Nothing.†Saïx stuttered. Oh… My… God… Saïx is scared of a fifteen year old girl! Roxas grinned. Oh, the blackmail oppertunities... “I did the research, XIII, and it isn’t valid.†“Oh, so we’re not going to be kicked out of the castle.†“Nope.†Saïx shook his head. “Are those cars meant to be on fire?†“No. Yes. I dunno.†“Right.†Saïx nodded, trying to look in control. He was failing miserably, especially since Alexia was making bunny ears above his head. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!†A scream erupted. “GUYS!! COME QUICK!!!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Saix got OWNED!!! I've been wanting to do that for ages! But anywho. Does anyone have ideas for Alexia's title, power, or wepon? If there's a really good one, I'll use it in the story! Insanly yours. Stripy4 :ninjacat:
It is snowing... In London... On Easter Sunday. What. The. Hell. Seriosly, it's like proper snow! It's landing and our car is covered in it, and we have to go to church soon! My sister says this proves global warming is happening. I will try and take a picture and put it up on this thread later on.
Hikari (Techno remix) ~ Utada Hikaru
Oooooh. I like Marluxia, Larxene and Zexion. Marluxia: Just awsome. Very good at staying calm, and I think that people that go "MWA HAHA!! I'M GONNA TAKE OVER DA WORLDS!!!" Are pretty funny. Larxene: She kicks :censor2:!!! It's nice to see a girl who's tough, instead of Namine and Kairi. I like them, but they're not good fighters. Zexion: Different from the other members. Not all "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! FEAR MY *Insert wepeon of choice here*!!!!" He schemes, which is quite entertaining.
Yup, better than nothing! What the hell are Kairi and Namine going to do? Are Roxas, Sora and Riku perverts? Why are the Princesses of Heart needed? Why am I asking all these questions?
Thank you! *Shifty eyes* Um... That is actually how it goes, XD Yeah, poor thing. Although, if it were me, I'd think it was awsome! But I digress. So, here it is. The final part of the prolouge. Isn't it awsome!? I mean, wait, hang on... What do I mean? Anyway, HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY!!!! (Yes, I am Irish) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Right, now there is no need to panic. I am just going to hypnotise you.†“Shut the hell up VIII.†Xemnas snarled, waving an Aerial Blade around. “I am just trying to prepare you for your visit to the phyciatrist.†“Do you understand the meaning of ‘shut the hell up’?†“Not completely.†“Grr…†Xemnas threw him the dirtiest look ever. Dirty than that time on of the girls at school gave me a dirty look when she was covered in mud. But I digress. “Okay, okay, I’m going!†Axel set the door on fire as he left. Xemnas banged his head on the wall a few times. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Marluxia threw yet another black cloak in Demyx’s face. “Will you stop that Marly?†“No.†He pulled out another one, and threw it in Demyx’s face. “What are you looking for?†“My funeral cloak.†“Your WHAT?!?!†“F-u-n-e-r-a-l c-l-o-a-k.†“You have a different cloak for funerals?†“Don’t you? Ah, here it is!†Marluxia pulled out a cloak… “That looks exactly the same as the others…†“Oh well. It is the MEANING behind it that counts!†“There’s a meaning? And why are you looking for a funeral cloak?†“Because we have to bury the crab!†“Crab?†“Yes. The crab.†“What crab?†“The crab that nearly tore off Axel’s nose.†“Ah, good time—YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!†Demyx flung himself onto the floor, as a Chakram flew past his head. “Finish that sentence and D-I-E! Got it memorised?†“No.†“Why in the name of all that’s Kingdom Hearts related, are we having a funeral for a homicidal crab?†“You’re a nobody, so it can’t be homicidal.†“Fine. Why in the name of all that’s Kingdom Hearts related, are we having a funeral for a nobodicidal crab?†“Is that even a word?†“I think it’s pretty obvious it isn’t!†Axel sniffed, and marched off. “Talk about male PMS. Demyx, stop hugging the carpet.†“Screw you.†“Or you can talk to Mr Scythe.†“See last answer.†“Which still has a ton of electricity flowing through it from last night.†“I’m out of here, see ya!†Demyx ran out of the room. “Gold.†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Okay, now then, Mr… Mansex.†“I BEG YOUR PARDON!!!!?†“That is what it says on your form.†The phyciatrist, Abigail Wesley, showed him the form. “Bugger. That is the last time I trust Xigbar with paperwork.†“Well then, what is your name?†“Xemnas.†“I see. Well, it says here, you have an obsession with singing the ‘Oh my God shoes’ song…†“Actually that’s Demyx.†“Well, it says here you have twelve roommates. Could you describe them to me?†“Uh…†Xemnas paused. “With or without the associated swearing?†“Whichever you feel is most effective.†“With the swearing then. Okay, Xigbar is older than me, and is going through a mid-life crisis. If you tell him this, he shoots you. Then there’s Xaldin. He does tend to yell a lot, and it tends to deafen me a lot. Vexen has no life, unless it has to do with test tubes. Lexaeus is a ******ed rock head. Zexion has a lot more sense then he appears to have, but keeps on getting blackmailed. Saïx is sane, when he is not in berserker mode. He is really uptight. Axel sets things on fire every other day. The days Axel doesn’t set something on fire, Demyx floods several rooms. Luxord keeps betting everyone out of their munny. Marluxia keeps slashing people and getting drunk. Larxene is a sadistic b*tch.†And Roxas is just…. There. He doesn’t really do that much.†“I see.†She made a note. “And I hear you have a tendency to go insane?†“OWE UT9VO8 U3402U6 B709Q38GTIQ2 VJK PWKQ!!!!!!!!!†“Uhh… Security please?†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Xigbar was bored. So he decided to hang upside down. And leap on random passing nobodies. Target one: The schemer. “YAH!†“AH!†Zexion fell over under the freeshooters weight. “Xigbar… Off… Now.†“No. How are you Zexy?†“Off. Or. You. Will. Die.†“Again, no.†SMASH!!!!!!! “OW!!!†Xigbar held his nose, as Zexion stood up, and walked away. “OH BOY!! BARNEY’S ON FIRE!!!!!!†Axel ran along the corridor, singing the song very loudly, and badly, as Demyx ran after him. “HI XIGGY!!!! BARNEY’S ON FIRE!!!! THIS IS OUR GREATEST DESIRE!!!!!†Axel bellowed, merrily setting him on fire. “Oh, sorry Xiggy!†Demyx threw water over him. “Axel wants to set Barney the Dinosaur on fire; I think I better stop him…†He ran after Axel. “Okay…†Xigbar watched. “I hope Axel succeeds… He’ll be doing the worlds a great service.†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Marluxia, this is ridiculous.†“Just because you have no respect for other creatures, doesn’t mean I haven’t.†“Yeah, but come on! A funeral for a crab?†“Everyone in the Organization is welcome.†“WHO WOULD WANT TO GO!!?!?!?!?†“I’d go.†“But you are a freak.†SLASH!!!! “Ow. My face is bleeding.†“You’ll want to get that checked out.†“Oh, jeez, you think so?†Luxord stormed out of the room. “STUPID!!!†“LOSER!!!!†“AXEL AND DEMYX ARE ON T.V.!!!!!†Larxene yelled. The whole of the Organization poured into the T.V. room. “We are here at studio 12, where a mysterious man has set Barney the Dinosaur on fire.†The news presenter moved out of the screen, to reveal Axel throwing his Chakrams around the room with gay (happy) abandon. Meanwhile, Demyx was yelling at him to stop. “BURN BARNEY BURN!!!!†“AXEL!!!†“I’M BUSY!!!†“I THINK THEY’RE SENDING IN AN S.W.A.T. TEAM!!!!†“Oh sh… Really?†“Yeah!†As Demyx yelled this, a group of men in blue uniforms entered the room. “Bugger.†“RUN RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!†“FOR ONCE I AGREE!!!!!!†Axel and Demyx ran out of the room, closely followed by the S.W.A.T. Team. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Xemnas and his Phyciatrist were watching this scene on the T.V. “Kingdom Hearts in a cup.†Xemnas held his head in his hands. “So, they were Axel and Demyx?†“Yes. They are idiots.†Xemnas curled up into a ball. “I wonder where Roxas was…†“In other news, a young boy was running through the building smashing in random doors.†“Ah, there he is.†Xemnas paused. “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Running from a S.W.A.T. team, running from a S.W.A.T. team, running from a S.W.A.T. team…†“Demyx, stop singing that bloody song already.†“Gimme a ‘N’, gimme a ‘O’! Whaddya spell? NO!!!†“Shut up.†“Gimme a—“ “SHUT UP!†“’N’-“ “SHUT UP!†“Gimme a-“ “SHUT UP!†“’O’-“ “SHUT UP!†“Whaddya-“ “SHUT UP!†“Spell?†“SHUT UP!†“NO!!!†“SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!†Axel kicked Demyx, and grabbed Roxas’ arm. “Ow, that hurts!†“S.W.A.T. TEAM! ROLL OUT!!!†“Dear sweet Kingdom Hearts…†Axel, Roxas and Demyx cursed under their breath, and stepped up the pace. “Why don’t we just portal away?†Roxas asked. There was an awkward silence. “I knew that. I was just wondering who else would think of that.†Before anyone could disagree, Axel summoned a portal, and the trio ran through it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Just to announce, I am having a funeral for the crab tonight, and I would appreciate it if you all came.†“Screw you Marly.†“Okay. Let me rephrase that. If you don’t come I will personally GUT YOU ALL TO NON NON-EXSISTANCE!!!!!†“Okay, fine!†Vexen rolled his eyes. “We’ll come, you emotionally ******ed nutter.†“Jee, thanks for that.†Marluxia stormed out of the room, and began to create a tombstone for the crab. He paused for a moment. “DOES ANYONE HAVE A NAME FOR THE CRAB?????†“Crabby wabby?†“Hmm… That actually suits him…†“I AM NOT CALLING THE CRAB ‘CRABBY WABBY’!†“HAVE YOU GOT A BETTER NAME?†“Uh… probably not.†“Well then, HA!†“Sadistic cow.†“SHE RA! SHE RA!!!†“WHAT THE HELL!!?!?!?†“I’m thinking of feminist chants.†Larxene explained. “Does ‘SHE RA!!’ Count as one?†“Possibly.†“That’s not very feminist.†“Whatever.†“THERE WAS A S.W.A.T. TEAM RIGHT THERE!!!! AND THEY HAD PEPPER SPRAY!!!! PEPPER SPRAY!!!†“I know, I stole some from them.†Axel grinned, and waved the can of pepper spray around. “RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!†Roxas and Demyx ran away from the pyro, screaming warnings at the top of their voices. “WHAT’S WRONG!!?!?!? AND WHY ARE WE YELLING!?!?!?!?†“AXEL HAS PEPPER SPRAY!!!!!†A pause. “What would happen if I set the pepper spray on fire?†“RRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!†“CODE RED!!! CODE RED!!!!†“We have a code red?†“Last time I checked.†“Ah.†“Shall we resume running around in a circle?†“Hell yeah!†“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Now then, if you have another breakdown I recommend a holiday.†“Okay.†“In the meantime, I recommend no coffee, alcohol or stress.†“Can I point out that I have described my, uh, ‘roommates’ to you.†“Fair enough. Try to avoid them.†“Yeah, they were just on the news, setting fire to a purple dinosaur. That’s not going to work.†“Okay, fair enough. Then, um… I don’t have a clue. Just try, okay?†“Hmph. Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhht!†“NO NEED TO BE SARKY!!!†Abigail snapped. Xemnas stared at her. “Sorry, everyone needs to let of steam now and then.†“Great.†Xemnas muttered, storming out of the phyciatrist’s office. “I get the phyciatrist with the mental problem. Just fan-bloody-tastic.†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Remind me why we are doing this?†Roxas hissed. “Because Marly has a scythe, and trust me, he knows how to use it.†Xaldin hissed in reply. “What does that mean?†“Ever wondered where Xigbar got those scars from?†“… Oh, you are joshing me.†“Nope.†“Gulp.†Roxas slipped over to Axel and Demyx, who was trying to persuade the pyro not to set the corpse on fire. “I’d just be… cremating it.†“Marluxia doesn’t want it cremated.†“Well, he’s an idiot!†“Yeah, I agree with you there, but you still shouldn’t set it on fire.†“Try and stop me.†SPLASH!!!!!! “HI ROXAS!!!†Demyx screamed as he ran past. “DEMYX!!!!! GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!!!!†“OHMYGODI’MGOINGTOBEKILLEDWITHACHAKRAM!!!!†“RUN DEMYS RUN!!!†“HEEEEEEEEEREEEE’S AXEL!!!!†“STOP NICKING LINES OUT OF FILMS!!!†“NO WAY!!!! I LOVE THE SHINING!!!!!†“Why did I have a feeling you would?†“REDRUM!!! REDRUM!!!!†“WHERE?!?!?!?†“SHUT THE HELL UP LUXORD!!!!†“SILENCE ALL OF YOU OR I WILL!! £â€%$£! ^$!%$£^%$&%^!†(Marluxia’s threat has been censored for young, innocent minds.) “Ai.†Everyone shuddered at Marluxia’s threat, which had left scarring mental images on the younger/more innocent members. “Right, let’s get started!†“We don’t have a vicar.†“Goddammit!†“You shouldn’t swear in a church.†“We aren’t in a church.†“Vexen, you’re the vicar.†“WHY ME!!?!?!?†“’Cause I said so, and I hate you. SO!†Marluxia grabbed a box of Kleenex, (Of course, that is the brand of tissues that the Organization uses. It’s got an ‘X’ in it, so it’s bound to be.) and started crying. “Whoa. It’s incredible that he can turn on the waterworks like that.†“I know. Are we sure Demyx doesn’t help him?†“Positive.†“CAN WE GET ON?!?!?!†“Sorry.†“Ahem. We are gathered here today, to say farewell to… Ur…†“What is it now?†“I don’t know what I’m meant to call it.†“Huh?†“Well, it’s not a friend, or a comrade, or a nobody, or a human being, or a…†“Okay, okay, we get the picture!†Zexion sighed. He didn’t have a lot of time for Vexen. “Call it a… acquaintance.†Saïx suggested. “Okee-dokee. We are here today, to say farewell to our acquaintance, crabby-wabby.†“BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!†“SHUT THE HELL UP!!!†Marluxia waved his scythe around between sobs. “He was –HIC!- The closest thing I ever had to a friend! –HIC!-“ Everyone stared at him. “Right. Anyway, he was a brave crab. Either that or an idiot. I mean, only one of those two try to snap Axel’s nose off.†“Amen brother!†A pause. SLAP!! “Don’t ever do that again Luxord.†“Sorry.†“Anyway, so it happened that Crabby-Wabby was nost cruelly killed by Demyx-“ “BOO!†“Who was armed with a shell and a clock. RIP Crabby-Wabby.†Vexen sighed. “May the souls of the faithfully departed rest in peace, can I go now?†“Not until he’s buried.†Marluxia scowled. Larxene made a rude gesture. “DO NOT DESECRATE HIS GRAVE!!!!!†“What the…†“Can we have a funeral procession?†Asked Marluxia. Roxas and Demyx (who had escaped Axels’ wrath by hitting him on the head with his sitar repeatedly.) nodded solemnly, and dragged out the sled, on which the coffin (see: shoebox) was laid, and the solemn procession began. Xemnas passed the procession and stared. “What fresh hell?†“We’re having a funeral procession for crabby-wabby.†Xigbar hissed as they passed. “For who?†“Some random crab Demyx killed with a clock and a shell.†“And weâre having a funeral for it?†“Yep.†Xemnas slowly absorbed this information, and reacted in a way, fitting to the occasion. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!†“Wow, I’ve never seen anyone’s face go as purple as that!†“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!†“He’s still going.†“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!†Thud! “Oh, look, he’s fainted!†The beginning… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ende! Hm... Now what will I do? *Goes to work on the orginal* I think that has got to be one of the longest screams in history. I am very proud of that! Ciao, me hearties! Insanly yours, stripy4:ninjacat:
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This was me all the way through the video: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD One of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life!
Uhhhh... Boredom?
Barney's on fire. Werid Al Yankovich
Leave the poor thing alone! XD
Orginization Chaos Part III: Nappys, Fuse Boxes, and Floor Polish... Run, run away! Demyx: Was that a dig at me? Me: NO! *Shifty eyes* I thought they were called Aerial Blades? We shall never know. Well, we would know, if someone went on Wikipedia... *Goes on Wikipedia* I was correct. But still. That is beside the point. The point is, NEW CHAPTER!!! WOO-HOO!!! Enjoy, me hearties! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Xemnas… Who had brought down worlds on a mere whim, who was in charge of one of the most powerful Organizations ever in the Universe… Was. Sucking. His. Thumb. Everyone stared dumbfounded at their leader. Larxene took a picture. “You see, THIS is why I tried to take over the Organization!†Marluxia gestured at the older nobody. “For once, I don’t blame you…†Vexen mused, who was instantly agreed with by everyone else. “I want my mommy!†Xemnas looked around. “MOMMY!!†He glomped Marluxia. “Ohmigod gethimoffme, gethimoffme, GETHIMOFFME!!!†Marluxia screamed, running around like a lunatic, in the dark, with Xemnas clinging hold of him. After everyone had stopped laughing long enough to breathe, they attempted to remove Xemnas. Which involved a lot of this: “Xemmy, get off him.†“No.†“Xemnas, get off him.†“No.†“Superior, could you get off him?†“No.†“Mwwwfffl.†“No.†“Superior, I must insist you get off him.†“No.†“Superior, let him go.†“No.†“MANSEX!!! STOP HUGGING FLOWA POWA!!!!†Twitch. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!!!! “Not got much of a sense of humour, has he?†Faint. “Nice one Axel.†“He’s unconscious, he can’t hear you.†“I know he’s unconscious, Demyx.†“Then why are you…?†“Demyx?†“Yes?†“Shut the hell up. Now.†“You’re not very nice.†“I’m complicated. Girls dig that.†“No we don’t.†“Larxene, you don’t count as a female, shut up.†“WHAT DID YOU SAY!??!?!?!?!?!?!?†“GETHIMOFFME GETHIMOFFME GETHIMOFFME!!!!!!†“Get him off you yourself.†“Huh?†Marluxia paused to try and de-scramble that message. “MY MOMMY IS SO NICE TO ME!!!!†“GET HIM OFF ME!!!!†“SHE’S SO NICE!!!!†“GET HIM OFF ME!!!!†“No, this is far more entertaining.†“I hate you all.†“We know.†“We guessed when you tried to frame us.†“For the bank robbing…†“And filling the Queen’s crown with candyfloss.†“Oh yea. I almost forgot about that.†“HOW THE HELL COULD YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT?!?!!??!?†“Dunno. Could someone please get him off me?†“Call it payback.†“… Oh you are cruel.†“We know.†“I hope you die painfully.†“Agreed.†“See ya!†“NO!!! WAIT!!! COME BACK!!!!†“Mommy? I poo my pants.†“… Oh god.†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Right. Now what are we going to do?†“Go on the internet?†Axel was met with blank stares. “What?†“Nothing. I just want to corrupt Demyx’s child-like mind.†POW!!!! “That guy has a mean left hook.†“In case it has escaped your brain, which you have probably set on fire, we still have no electricity.†“We have Larxene.†“Okay, scratch that last sentence. We have no electricity not used to kill people/nobodies with.†“Better.†“So then, let’s go fix it!†“We are all going to die…†Zexion muttered, watching as 10 members of the Organization ran out of the door, bumping into each other as they went. “Ouch, that’s my foot!!†“Yeah, well you just stepped on MY fo—ARGH!!! LARXENE, YOU JUST KICKED ME IN THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT!!!!†“I know.†“You are just pure evil, aren’t you?†“Don’t talk to her like that!!†“Shut up Axel.†Everyone said, before Saïx ran into the door. “Ow. My nose.†Zexion sighed, and walked over to the telephone. He dialled 999. “Hello, Bob? Yeah, just a heads up. Well, they’re going to fix the castle’s electricity. Yes, you better alert the power company.†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Marluxia frowned. “I wonder why the hell we have nappies in The Castle That Never Was? Oh yeah…†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Flashback time! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “What the hell are we supposed to do with it?†“It’s ugly!!†“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!†“Oh, look, now you made it cry!†“Maternal nobody, coming through ladies and gentlemen.†“How the hell did you pick up the wrong shopping basket Vexen?†“I was being attacked by an elderly lady with a cane!!†He shivered. “She was yelling at me about oysters!!†“You should have just frozen her!†“She looked like my other’s mother!!†“You had a mother?†ZING!! “Way to be frozen Demyx.†“WHAT THE HELL ARE WE MEANT TO DO WITH A BABY!?!?!?!?!†Saïx screamed, above the arguing and wailing. (The arguing was Roxas and Vexen, the wailing was the baby.) “Look after it?†“This is an organization, not a bloody day-care centre!!†“Close enough.†“No, it is not.†“’Tis!†“’Tisn’t!†“’Tis!†“’Tisn’t!†“SHUT UP!!!! YOU’RE MAKING IT CRY MORE!!!!†“Oh, boo-hoo.†“Yes, the baby is going ‘boo-hoo.’!†“Larxene, can you just shut the HELL UP!??!!?†FZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT!!!! “Ow.†“Did it hurt?†“Yes, being electrocuted with 1,000,000 volts does hurt.†“It was actually 2,000,000 volts.†“I stand corrected.†Roxas sat upright, and was then puked on by the baby. “I should have stayed in bed.†“It would have been better for all of us.†“Son of a b-“ “DON’T FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!!!†“Whatever.†“I smell like puke.†“We know. We can smell it.†“Too well.†Zexion sighed holding his nose. “Shoes.†“Oh god, not this again.†“Shoes. Oh my god shoes.†“SHUT UP DEMYX!!!†“THESE SHOES SUCK!!!!†“SHUT UP!!!†“These shoes are 300 munny. These shoes are 300 munny. These shoes are 300 f***ing munny. LET’S GET THEM!!!!†“WHO THE HELL GAVE HIM SUGAR!!!!?!?!?!†“Who knows.†“I found chocolate in a moogle nest!†“…†“We really need to stop him doing that.†“What, eating chocolate he found in a moogle nest?†“Yup.†“Why bother?†“So true.†Xemnas walked into the room. “Did someone drug my coffee? Again.†“Nope.†“Why is there a baby here?†“Vexen picked up the wrong shopping basket, and it had the baby inside.†“Can we keep it?†“No Larxene.†“Then what are we going to do with it?†“Who is the mother anyway?†“Ur…†Vexen scratched the back of his head. “Actually, it’s Tifa Lockheart.†“…†Everyone froze, with a look of horror on their faces. “Vexen. You have doomed this Organization.†Just as Xaldin finished that sentence, the door was smashed down, and an angry mother stood in the doorway. “Oh s…†“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O.o Ur… end of flashback? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Good thing she didn’t take the shopping basket.†Marluxia sighed. “I think it was the fact it was screaming that stopped her. Right then.†He held up one of the nappies, and waved it in front of his face. “What the hell am I supposed to do?†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “OW!!!†“Are you okay Roxas?†“I fell over my keyblade.†“You idiot.†Saïx sighed. “Right, who knows anything about electronics?†This was followed by absolute silence. “My other got a 1c in Key Stage 3 electronics!†Luxord said. “Isn’t that the lowest mark you can get?†Demyx frowned. “Yeah, well he got better than you Demyx. You frequently got electrocuted.†“But I did better than you! You set the whole of B block on fire!†“Good times.†Axel smiled. Roxas backed away. “Okay then. Luxord, you can handle the electronics.†“Why can’t I do it?†Larxene scowled. “You’d just electrocute everyone here!†“Sexist! SEXIST!!!†“Shut the hell up!!†“No! I will have my voice heard!†Larxene screamed, before Xigbar whacked her over the head with a saucepan. “Where the hell did you get that from?†“Dunno really. It was just out here.†“Okay then!†Luxord shoved his head inside the fuse box. “Now… I wonder what happens if I press this…†FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! “Okay, not that. Maybe this one…†FFZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! “Definitely not that one. What wires should I use?†“Try the green one.†“Can’t find it.†“Why?†“BECAUSE IT’S DARK YOU DUMBO!!!!†“Oh, right.†“Just randomly press stuff.†“Gotcha.†FFFZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! “Nope.†ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! “Nada.†BBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! “Ow.†“What?†“I just got an electric shock off this door.†“How did that happen?†“I have no idea.†Zexion was startled to hear no sarcasm in their voices. Xigbar and Luxord genially had no idea how Luxord had got an electric shock. “It hurt.†“Yeah, well can you get on with fixing it?†“Okay, okay!†Luxord hit the fuse box. ZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! “I think that wasn’t the right one.†“Jeez, you think so Einstein?†“HEY GUYS!!!!!†“YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!†Everyone screamed, and glared at Marluxia, who had his head sticking out of the 3rd floor window. “How do you use one of these?†“One of what?†Vexen yelled back. Marluxia threw the nappy in his face. “Get… This… Off… Me… Now.†Vexen snarled, his words slightly muffled by the nappy. “Why do you need to know how to use a diaper?†Axel bellowed, nearly deafening the rest of the Organization. “It’s a nappy, not a diaper.†“Diaper.†“Nappy.†“Diaper.†“Nappy.†“Diaper.†“Nappy.†“Diaper.†“Nappy.†“WHO CARES!?!?!?!†Screamed Saïx, going into Berserker mode. “Fan-bloomin-tastic.†“BERSERKER!!!!!!!!†“RUN RUN AWAY!!!†“GET MOVING!!!†“HURRY UP OLD MAN!!!!†“I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING WITH THIS NAPPY OVER MY FACE!!!!†“DIAPER!!!!†“WHATEVER!!!!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Marluxia watched as the whole of the Organization ran away from the berserking Saïx. “Well, this should be entertaining…†“What should mummy?†“For the last time, I am not your bloody mummy!†“What does ‘bloody’ mean?†“Grr…†“MAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!†Axel head butted Marluxia, knocking him to the ground. “Axel, that hurt like a…†“Something you can’t say?†Luxord asked from the door. “Yeah. It hurt like a head butt in the stomach.†“Do you know where the knock-out spray is?†“Nope.†“Damm.†Demyx nibbled his lip. “XIGGY!!!!†“STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!!†“WE CAN’T FIND THE KNOCK OUT SPRAY!!!!†“WELL THAT FLIPPIN’ FANTSTIC!!!!!†“Really?†“Do you have any idea of the concept of sarcasm?†“Sar-whatsit?†“Kingdom Hearts, led me away!†Xigbar banged his head on the wall. “Ow.†“DEARSWEETKINGDOMHEARTSSAÃXISCOMINGTHISWAYANDHEISSTILLBERSERKANDTHEONLYONETHATCANCALMHIMDOWNISMANSEXBUTHEISOUTFORTHECOUNT!!!!!! WE’REALLGOINGTODIE!!!! DIEAHORRIBLECRUELDEATH!!!!!†Roxas screamed this, and then ran out of the room. “Okay, I think I speak for all of us when I say that that, right there, was in-“ “SSSH!!†Everyone hissed at Axel. “It sets Man- er, Xemnas off.†“What, saying insane?†Lexaeus inquired. “ASGIOEJVOAIEJOJIWEOPVR KIW3V905UIQ0I†“HOLY MAMA!!!†“HE’S COOOOOOOMMMMMMIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!â€At this bellow by Xaldin, everyone ran away from the extremely berserker Saïx, taking it in turns to carry a screaming Xemnas. I swear, they get worse every single non-existent day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Ow.†“What is it?†“I’m sitting on a mop!†“So?†“It’s digging in.†“…?†“Hard.†“…?†“In a sensitive area.†“Oh, right.†Everyone was silent for a moment. “You have one of those?†“ROXAS!!!!†Marluxia snatched hold of his scythe, and started waving it around. “OW! MY NOSE!!!†“Shush!†“First, it nearly gets bitten of by a savage crab…†“A what?†“Don’t interrupt me mid-rant.†“You’ll upset Mansex junior!†CHING!! “Ow.†“Are you okay?†“Is being hit in the stomach with a Chakram okay? I don’t think so.†“B*tchy.†“Whatever.†“ASOIFJOWIEGVOAEI\OAOPGIOAWHP!!!!!!†“WE NEED TO SHUT HIM UP!!!!†“It’s okay!†SMACK!! you hit him with Larxene?†“Uh… ‘Zippos floor polish, for the shiniest floors in the world.’†“Right. Why do we even have this crap?†“Dunno really.†“Great.†“Ur guys…†Vexen yelled from the doorway. “Saïx just destroyed the hall of empty melodies… There goes Alter of the Naught.†“HE DID WHAT!?!?!?†Everyone turned to see Xemnas looking shocked. “Oh… My… God…†Xigbar whispered. “HE’S BACK!!!!†“Why the hell am I wearing a nappy?†“I told you it was a nappy!†“SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!†“You have a nervous bladder.†“…†Xemnas looked confused. “I do?†“Yeah. You peed all over me…†“And thought Marly was your mother.†“…†Xemnas froze. “I… did.†Silence. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!†Xemnas bashed his head against the wall, which was no longer there, because Saïx destroyed it a second beforehand, meaning he fell over, landing hard on the floor. “1) I need a phyciatrist. 2) Saïx is no longer second in command. Now it goes in rank order, agreed?†Everyone nodded, except Saïx, who had gone to torture small animals. “Hey, Axel…†“Yeah?†“What are we meant to do?†“About what?†“Our plot.†Roxas hissed. “… Oh s***.†And that, ladies and gentlemen, was how the XemnasXSaïx fanbase began. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yes, that was one of the most random things I have ever ever ever written. If you didn't understand anything, which is quite likely, just ask. I don't understand half of it... But that is how life works. Next chapter sees Mansex at therapy, and his final, most spectacular mental breakdown... Peace, me hearties! Insanly yours stripy4:ninjacat:
What did Selphie eat that morning? She seems to be acting a bit... Odd. Great as usual! Poor Sora! That has got to hurt
Only once. SPOILER AHEAD!!! HI-LIGHT BETWEEN THE 2 ASTRICKS IF YOU HAVE ALREADY READ THE 7th HP BOOK OR DON'T CARE IF IT GETS SPOILED!!! I cried when reading the 7th Harry Potter book when * Dobby died * Apart from that I don't think so.
Thank you! Mansex told me to threaten you. He has anger issues. Ah, Roxy acting like a ******. That's him at his best... I've just had Oblivion stuck into my back Roxas: HOW CAN I APOLGIZE WHEN YOUR KICKING ME IN THE MOUTH!?!?!?!? Axel: Apologize!! Demyx: HE'S INSANE I TELLS YA!!! Axel: Go away. I'm busy kicking Roxas. Roxas: IT'S SO PAINFUL!!!!!!! Yay, randomness. Which isn't actually that random, because it is planned, sort of, and it makes sense in my brain. Although that last sentance didn't. *Bashes head on keyboard* Nyrgh... I hate school so much... All my classmates are full of Angst, and the teachers keep going on about blimmin' SATS!!! And I have a fricken R.E. project to do, which is one of the reasons I haven't got a new chapter!! Sorry, I had to get that out of my system. So, like I said, no new chapter yet. The aforemetioned R.E. project is one of the reasons, the other is that my creativity block, has turned into Writers block. I shall get a new chapter up A.S.A.P. (i.e. once somthing happens, and unclogs my brain)
My whole tutor group are idiots, but at least some of them make the classes entertaining. Apart from those ******s who keep going on at me for being vegitarian. And the time that the ST (Stupid Trio) set of a stink bomb in our History lesson. And... yeah, you get the picture.
I can see the family resembulance.
Hmm... Demyx. Because he's just a cool character, and I love music so he would be my favriote. You already play as Roxas in Kingdom Hearts II, and Axel's cool, but everyone would pick him. Marluxia would be my second choice, because he ROCKS!!! SHOW THE FLOWER MAN SOME RESPECT!!!!
Oh my god, I am seriosly starting to hate Chaylie with a passion. I actually hate her more than some people in real life, and that is saying somthing. This is great, keep it going. I hope Chaylie gets her *** kicked BAD!!
