Orgnization Chaos: The Prolouge Part II: More plots, Vexens hair, and knarly waves. Thank you! Yes, the 2 evils of the fan world. In the Orginizations eyes, that is. AAAAHHHHH!!!! I don't have enough money to be sued! *Agrees* BREATHE!!!! Thank you for your prompt consideration. XD Ugh... This chapter is way too short... And I feel awful. Not just 'cause it's short, but for the fact I have a bug... Ugh... Sorry, positive thinking. Or somthing. I dunno. I neeeeed sleeeeeep. But here it is! ORGINIZATION CHAOS: THE PROLOUGE PART II ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “…And that is the plan.†Axel concluded. “And, it sounds more idiotic every time you explain it.†Zexion snapped. Naminé watched the following argument with interest. “Say I help you…†Naminé cut in. “What do I get out of it?†Everyone blinked. “Uh…†“Well?†“Have you been watching Dragons Den again?†“So what if I have?†“Deborah Meaden wannabe.†“Why you…!†Naminé launched herself into the air, and kicked Roxas in the stomach. “Damm… Tifa…†Mumbled Roxas. “Ouch!†Demyx winced sympathetically, before shovelling a tub of Nuttela down his throat. “Oh great…†“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!†Demyx ran around the room as the sugar kicked in. “Okay, I’ll give you 20 munny.†“50†“20†“50†“20†“50†“25?†“50†“30?†“50†“35?†“35?†“35†“Deal.†"AAH! Demyx, stop hitting me with that Sailor Moon Plushie!!" Zexion growled, shoving the aforementioned plushie out of his face. "She needs a friend!" "No she doesn't, she's a plushie!" "Give her a kiss Zexxy!" "NO!" “Kissy!†POW!!! “Ouch!†Demyx rubbed his nose. “Sailor Moon doesn’t like you!†“My life is now perfect.†Zexion sighed, and turned away from the Melodious Nocturne. “In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!†Demyx squealed, doing his best (see: Worst) impression of a girls voice, and started attacking Zexion with the Sailor Moon plushie. “OW!! STOP IT!!†“PUNISH!!†Naminé stared. “I’ll start right away, as long as I can leave as soon as I’m done.†“Deal.†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “MOBODY LOVES ME!!!!†“Slap him, he’s hysterical!†“NO-ONE CARES ABOUT ME!!!†Xemnas screamed, curling up into a ball, sobbing non-stop. Larxene walked into the room. “What is going on?†“I think he’s having a nervous breakdown.†Luxord explained who had run downstairs when he heard the screaming. “WE MEAN NOTHING!!!†“Larxene put that camera away!†“Make me.†“PHOTOSHOP!!!†“GO F*** YOURSELF!!!!â€(Yes, Larxene is immune to Photoshop. How? She electrocutes anyone who takes her picture.) “Where’s Axel when you need him?†“Plotting.†“I see.†“Wait. What is he plotting?†“Not to worry. Look, Axel is the place where intelligence goes to die.†“I thought that was Kairi?†“Fine. Axel is the intelligence goes to be hit by a bus. Happy?†“Yep.†“Should we be concerned I can smell burning?†“WE ARE NOTHING!!!!†“Oh crap.†“KINGDOM HEARTS!!!!†“Xemmy, would you kindly SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I SLAP THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU!!!?!?!?!?†“IF NOTHINGNESS IS ETERNAL…†“MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!!†Screamed Vexen, running around the lab like a little girl. “HOO-RAY!!!†“LARXENE PUT THE STUPID CAMERA AWAY ALREADY!!!!†“NO!!!†“YOUTUBE!!!†“NEVA NEVA!!!!†“WHAT FRESH HELL?!?!†“WHERE THE HELL IS XI WHEN YOU NEED HIM?†“Plotting with Axel.†“…†“Run. Run for our non-existent lives.†“THEN SURELY WE NOTHINGS ARE THE SAME!!!!†“SHUT UP!!!†“IT’S REACHING MY SCALP!!!!†“OH MY GOD!!!!†“AWSOME!!!†“Larxene, were you born a cow, or did you have to train?†“A little of both.†“Thanks for clearing that point up.†“WILL SOMEONE PUT OUT THE BLIMMIN’ FIRE ALREADY!!!†“LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES!!†“…†Everyone (including Vexen, who froze with his hair still on fire) stared at Xemnas. “You’ve seen Forest Gump?†Xigbar stared. “That… That is…†“Weird?†“I was thinking more i-“ “DON’T SAY THE WORD!!!†“Insane?†Lexaeus asked. “AWIPFJASDJGOIJAD!!!!!!†“Oh that is it!! Where’s the duck tape?†“…!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “I’m done. And I’m never doing that again.†Naminé brushed her hands, and glared at the five older nobodies. “Well done. Here’s your munny, don’t spend it all one sweets!†POW!!!! “Totally… Worth it…†Demyx passed out. “Did you have to do that?†“Like you wouldn’t have?†“That is so true.†“Axel. Did you set Vexen’s hair on fire?†“You sound suspicious.†“I can hear him screaming ‘MY HAIR’S ON FIRE!!!’ and I can smell burning.†“… There is a possibility.†“YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE THAT CONTROLS FIRE!!!!†“THERE ARE THINGS CALLED MATCHES…†“WHICH WE DON’T HAVE, BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!†“WHY ARE YOU YELLING!!!?†“I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!†“WELL THEN DON’T!!!†“FINE!!!†“GOOD!!!†“Out of pure curiosity…†Roxas interjected, before his ear-drums imploded, “What are you going to spend it on?†“A copy of Die Hard 2 and Saw.†“…†“Okay… You are way less innocent that SquareEnix makes you out to be.†SMASH!!!! “What was that?†“The fourth wall totally collapsing. You did that Marluxia. Shame on you.†“Oh shut up.†“Make me Flowa Powa.†“Well, now the trap is set. And all we have to do is wait for someone to fall into the trap. Like a mouse and a mousetrap, the police and a master mind criminal, the CHERUB books…†“Axel, you can ramble worse than Mansex when you get going.†“It’s Mansex junior!†“WHY YOU!!!!†Axel summoned his Chakram and lunged at Marluxia. “I’M BACK BABY!!!!†Demyx leapt up, and shovelled several pixie sticks down his throat. “Fantastic.†“OHMYGODIAMTOTALLYHYPER!!!!†“WE ARE DOOMED PEOPLES!!!†“Can we return to the matter in hand?†“I’ve forgotten what that is.†Everyone stared at Demyx. “Demyx, from what I can tell, nobodies are doomed to fade back into darkness. Yet, in this empty space,†Zexion pointed to his chest. “There was a small light, keeping me going. You Demyx, you have killed that light.†“Aww, thank you Zexxy.†POW!!!! “My nose is bleeding.†“Yes, we can see that.†“Why does everyone hit me?†“…†“We have no idea.†“I’VE GOT A CHAKRAM IN MY FACE!!!†“Ouch.†“FEAR MA SCYTHE DUDES!!!†Axel had grabbed Marluxia’s scythe, and was waving it about, nearly decapitating everyone in the room. Then he broke a light fixture. FZZZZZZZT!!! Everything went black. “What happened?†“I think you cut off all the electricity in the castle.†“…†“Nice one Axel.†“I’ll be dammed if I can’t find a way to blame this on you Marly.†“Well it was his scythe.†“Thank you Roxas.†“NOW YOU SHALL DIE!!!†“If you kill me… Uh… The crab will haunt you!†“No it won’t.†“We were friends in a past life!†“Hmph. You win this round. AND GIMME MY SCYTHE!!!†“IT’S MINE NOW!!!†“GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!!†“MINE NOW!!!†“GIMME!!†“MINE!!!†“GIMME!!!†“MINE!!!†“ARGH!!! THAT’S MY FOOT DEMYX!!!†“Sorry.†“I can’t see anything.†“Well neither can I.†“Ow, my face.†“I’m outta here.†And with that, Naminé summoned a dark portal, stepping through, humming to herself. “Where the hell did she learn to do that?†“I taught her.†“If Mansex finds out about that, you are dead meat.†“Well, if he finds out, you all get keyblades up your butt.†“You only have 2, and there are 4 of us.†“Yeah, well I’d get Riku and Sora here. It would be a fun filled activity for everyone!†“Except us.†“Except you.†Roxas agreed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Oh man.†Xigbar walked into a table. “Ouch. What the hell happened?†“I blame Axel.†“I blame the person who set up the electricity in this castle.†“WHAT!?!?!?†A fizz of electricity came from a corner of the room. “Oh crapatoa.†FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT!!! “OWOWOWOWOW!!!!†Xaldin ran around the room, trying to shake of the electricity. “THAT’S FOR INSULTING MY LIFE’S WORK!!!†Larxene bellowed, throwing her Kunai at him. “Mwwfel.†“Lexaeus, don’t try to take the duck tape off your mouth.†“Ouch!†A new voice yelled from the doorway. Everyone turned to see Zexion double up. “Larxene… You really need to work on your aim.†“Whatever, Emo.†“I AM NOT EMO!!!†“YES YOU ARE!!!†“NOT!!!†“ARE!!!†“WHY ARE YOU YELLING!!!!?†Screamed Demyx. “WE HAVE NO IDEA!!!!†“THAT’S GREAT!!!†“NY EARDRUMS!!!!†Roxas bellowed. “Sorry.†“Guys…†Luxord glanced around. “I hate to break up the party… But where’s Mansex?†“…†Everyone stopped. “Vexen, get over here.†“Why?†“We can use you still-on-fire-hair as a torch.†“I forgot my hair was on fire.†“Shall I put it out?†“NO DEMYX!!!†Yelled everyone, just moments too late. “DANCE WATER DANCE!!!!†SPLASH!!! “ARGH!!!!†Vexen glared at the watery nobody, while grabbing a towel. “Stop laughing VIII.†“No way.†“What if it was you?†“Then I would murder Demyx with my bare hands.†“Which would be exceedingly painful.†Demyx then explained, before falling down the stairs into the basement. “Much like that was.†“Back to the matter in hand.†Saïx commented, and was greeted with blank stares. “The superior going missing?†“Oh yeah.†“Look, he’s an unstable, 40-something year old nobody, armed with light-sabres, wandering around a castle, where there are 12 extremely vicious nobodies looking for him, a massive garden where he can get lost, and if he remembers how to portal, we’ve lost him. How much damage can he do?†Axel attempted to reason. CRACKLE!!!! “MWA HA HA HA HA!!!†“Between you and Lexaeus, this Organization is doomed.†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “I WANNA BE AN AIR-FORCE RANGER!!!†Xemnas ran around the corridors of the Castle that Never Was, singing to himself. He had just sliced several things in half. Then he realised something. “It dark.†He curled up in a ball. “Me no like the dark.†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Can you smell him yet?†“No.†“Can you smell him yet?†“No.†“Can you smell him yet?†“No.†“Can you smell him yet?†“No.†“Can you smell him yet?†“No.†“Can you smell him yet?†“No.†“Can you smell him yet?†“If you ask me that one more time Roxas, I swear, I shall haunt you with dreams of a vengeful crab for the rest of your life.†Zexion threatened, waving his Lexicon around. “Yeesh. What’s gotten into you?†“You, saying ‘Can you smell him yet?’ every other second.†“Oh, sorry Zexy.†A pause. “Can you smell him yet?†“ARGH! Axel, can you get him to be quiet for a few minutes, please?†“I am too drunk to care Zexy-bob.†“… Don’t ever call me that.†“ZEXY-BOB!!!†“STOP IT!!!†“WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING!!?!?!?!?†“SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT YOU ALL!!!!†“NEVA NEVA!!!†“WHAT FRESH HELL??†“Dude, that’s some knarly waves!†Everyone stared at Demyx. “I hadn’t said anything for a while.†“I can smell him… and I think I’m gonna throw up.†“That’s probably because he hasn’t washed for a few days.†“…†“…†“…†“… That is something I’d rather not know.†“Agreed.†“ARGH!! Roxas, you jkeyblade into my foot!†“Well it’s dark, cut me some slack!†“Don’t you control light?†Roxas stopped walking as this information sank in. “Opps.†“You ******.†“IT SO DARK!!!†Everyone turned, bumping into various people, to see a pair of golden eyes staring at them. “It’s Saïx!†“I’m standing right behind you idiot.†“Oh.†“It’s the Xemnas!†“I DON’T LIKE THE DARK!! IT SCARES ME!!!†“Okay,†Xigbar was concerned. “Roxas, can you light up the place?†“Sure. Stupid Oblivion…†Roxas sent a ball of light out of Oathkeeper, illuminating the corridor. “Oh my god…†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dun dun duuuuuuun. Oh, the drama. Oh the randomness. Oh the... Shut up brain. SHUT UP BRAIN!!! I am listening to the Pokemon theme tune for absolutly no reason. Oh, by the way, 'NEVA NEVA' appered in this twice. This is an mention to a boy in my tutor, who did a rap called 'Neva neva'. Look it up on YouTube. Oh and, 'You're not as innocent as SquareEnix makes you out to be'? InvertedJabberWocky said that, look her up on YouTube. She's great, and videos are the best! The next chapter might be a while. This is for 3 reasons: 1) I have a R.E. project to do. 2) I have to pick my GCSE options in the next two weeks, so I shall be spending a lot of time with that. 3) I have got total Creativity block. This means the creative part of my brain is swiched off. I can't draw, make movies, or write. This normally lasts a few days, and I've had it for about 2 days now, so it should be over soon. My dad needs to look up fridge freszeres (sp?), so I have to go now. By the way, Zoology or Vetinary? (sp?) I have been asking everyone this lately, so I'm not totally insane. Yet. Insanly yours, stripy4 :ninjacat:
Orginization Chaos: The Prolouge, part I I'M BACK PEOPLES!!! :silence: Lovely. Anyway, thank you all for your kind comments! *Glomps you all* I spent all day typing this up. Gawd, I'm knackered. Anyway, the prolouge is in 2 (possibly 3) parts at the moment. Now pay attention here: There will be a scene where the typing is colour coded to stop peoples brain from exploding. The code is: Roxas. Axel. Zexion. Demyx. Marluxia. Anyway, enjoys it people! ORGINIZATION CHAOS: THE PROLOGE. Or, how Mansex lost his marbles. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “BOOMMBARDD!!!!†“OOF!†Xemnas lay flat on the floor, staring up at the ceiling, trying to understand what had happened in the last few seconds. “So, you got hit too?†“Huh?†Xemnas glared at Luxord, who was unconcerned and rubbing his goatee. “Demyx, Roxas, Zexion and Axel are all hyper and going around the castle on a sled, singing the Pokemon theme tune.†“I KNOW IT’S MY DESTINY!!!!†“POKEMON!!!†“Like that. Well, to be brutally honest, Axel and Zexion are drunk, in addition to being hyper.†“I see.†Xemnas muttered, not making an effort to move. “Wait. Why is VI involved? I thought he was intelligent enough to keep out of VIII’s idiotic plots?†“From what I heard… Blackmail.†“Ah.†“And threats.†“I see.†Xemnas stood up. “Number X…†“Yes?†“Get me an aspirin and some water.†“WATER!!!!!†A sled skidded into the Hall of Empty Melodies, ran over Xemnas and Luxord, and then soaked them in water. “As soon as you said that, I knew it was a mistake…†Luxord scowled. “SO YOU WANNA BE A MASTER OF—“ “POKEMON!!!†“D’YA HAVE THE SKILLS TO BE NUMBER 1?!?!?!?†“Numbers VI, VIII, XI, AND XIII, GET OUT BEFORE I TURN YOU ALL INTO DUSKS!!!!!†“Yes, Siiiiiirrrrrr!!†Demyx gave a two-fingered salute, and shoved the sled out of the Hall. “AAHH!!! MY HAIR!!!†“HA HA!!!†Xemnas stared after them. “I’m going to my room. If anyone disturbs me, I’m turning them into a dusk, and then I’m going to do several things anatomically impossible.†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Xigbar knocked at the door labelled ‘VI’. Silence. “Veeeeexeeeeeeennn!†He knocked again. “I know you’re in thereeeeee! I can hear you plotting!†“VI is the one that plots.†“Whatever. I need to talk to you.†“Of else…?†“Axel might just accidentally find the key to your door. And someone might have given him so Vodka before he went in…†Click. Whoever invented Blackmail is a genius. Xigbar thought. Vexen opened the door and glared at Xigbar. “What do you want?†“Is that a polite way to greet an old friend?†“Hmph! When we had hearts, you frequently got drunk and shot either my notes or my desk! And you STILL do that today!†“Yeah, well when did I last do that?†“ONE HOUR AGO!!!†“Oh yeah…†Crap. Better not let him know I wasn’t drunk… That time. “Don’t start reminiscing. What was it you wanted?†“Um… Uhhh…. It was right on the tip of my tongue… OH YEAH!! Xemnas has locked himself in his room and we can’t get in!†“What about XIII? Can’t he open the door?†“Last time I saw him he was wearing a pink wig, and singing a duet of ‘Barbie Girl’ with Axel.†Across the globe, Yaoi fan-girls squealed in delight. “Uh…†Vexen took a moment to shake that disturbing image out of his mind. “Yeah. Can you help?†“I’d rather not.†“By the way, I’ve been taking Photoshop lessons from Axel.†“… You wouldn’t.†“Would.†“Fine. But do we have insurance for being murdered by an insane superior?†“Gonna have to check that with Xaldin…†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said… AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!†Axel, Roxas and Demyx laughed at Zexion until their lungs had no air left in them, and consequently collided with Marluxia, who carrying one of his prized plants. After making sure it wasn’t hurt, (it wasn’t) Marluxia decided to grace us with an intelligent question. “WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?†“WeareallreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyhyperAxelandZexionarealsodrunk,andwefoundthissledintheshed,thatrymes,Iamagenius,andwethoughtwe’duseit.†Roxas explained in one breath. That, Ladies and Gentlemen, is about the most intelligent conversation that happened today. And people wonder how come the Organization was defeated… “…†Marluxia gave up trying to understand, picked up the plant and walked away. “I wanna take the ultimate test…†Axel sang (badly) as they set off again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Xemnas?†“Xemmy?†“Superior?†“…†“Anyone?†Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexaeus and Saïx knocked politely on the door, in the hope of lessening the possibility of being turned into dusks. “I think he’s finally lost it.†Xaldin sighed. “Oh yeah, do we have insurance for being murdered by an insane superior?†Xigbar inquired. “Xigbar, we have insurance for everything the insurance company had, up to and including being catheterised with giant keys (but we haven’t needed that. Yet). I am sure we have insurance for being murdered by insane superiors.†Xaldin began to knock on the door again. “LOOOOOOOOOOOOK OUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!†Everyone turned to see a blur of wood and nobodies come flying towards them, and rapidly leapt out of the way. However, doors aren’t as talented at that. CRASH!!! CLUNK!!!! KREE-CEEEK!!!! “My head hurts.†“That’s because Axel’s foot is in it.†“Oh.†Axel removed his foot from Demyx’s skull. “Sorry.†“Kingdom Hearts, you guys are ******ed.†Xaldin wasn’t sure whether to laugh or weep, for the nobodies their noble (blah blah, you get the picture…) had to recruit. BLEARGH!!!! “OH GROSS!!!†Roxas leapt out of the range of the vomit spewing out of his best friend’s mouth, followed by Demyx and Zexion. “Well, this was a brilliant idea.†Zexion sighed. “Why you go along?†Lexaeus asked. “Because, my friend with the intelligence of a slug, Axel is a master of Photoshop.†“…?†“And deviantART exists.†“…?†“I give up.†Zexion face-palmed. “Why are you all out here anyway?†“Ol’ Mansex locked himself in there.†“Well that’s easily solved!†Axel grinned the grin of a pyro. “I can just burn the door down!†“Uh… Axel?†“Not now Roxie, I’m on a roll.†“Don’t call me Roxie. Axel…†“Shush! I need to concentrate!!!†“Yea, but Axel…†“Hold on, hold on, it can wait.†“Axel, just…†“Shut up and watch—“ “AXEL, DON’T…!!!!†“BURN BABY!!!!†Axel did indeed set the door on fire. “Red alert. Red alert.†PSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! That was the noise of the automatic sprinklers turning on and drenching everyone there. “WHAT THE F***!!!?!?!?!?!†“1. Mansex had this whole place made totally fireproof.†“Dammit.†“2. I could have just opened the door with my keyblades.†Roxas summoned Oathkeeper and Oblivion to prove that point. “Double Dammit. Why didn’t you tell me this before?†DOINK!!!! Zexion helped remove Oblivion from Axel’s butt without flinching, while Demyx laughed himself into the need of more sugar. Marluxia walked past and stared. “Um…†“Long story.†“FINE!!! Use your poncy OUCH keyblades.†Axel flinched and swore as Zexion got rid of Oblivion. After giving Axel death glare mach 3, Roxas opened the door. Xigbar paused before walking in. “You four stay out here.†“Why?†“’Cause if you came in, Mansex’s sanity may just implode.†“COOL!!†“No. Not COOL!! Because if that happened then, old berserker would be in charge.†And with that, Xigbar marched inside. The five of them (including Marluxia) looked at each other. “How long before you think Mansex breaks down Zexxy?†Zexion raised an eyebrow at the name, but didn’t raise issue. “Hmmm… A few days at most. A few hours at least.†“Right. So, we have to get Berserker Boy out of Mansex’s favour by then.†Axel stated, and was instantly agreed with. “And I have the perfect plan.†“Will it involve dangerous amounts of alcohol and sugar, and us ending up in a bizarre situation, not coming out unscathed?†Marluxia inquired. “Yup.†“LET’S DO IT!!!†Demyx yelled. “HELLZ YEAH!!!†Zexion face-palmed as everyone began to plot. Damm DeviantART… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Superior?†Xaldin looked around. Vexen shrugged, nobody had a clue as to where Xemnas was hiding. Wherever it was, it was well chosen. Xigbar was searching the ceiling, in case he could see something up there (He couldn’t). Xemnas was, in fact, hiding under the bed, which no-one had checked, because it was ‘too obvious’. (The author would like to point out that this does work.) He had the perfect plan. Any second now, the dusk he had detailed would flush the toilet, distracting the search party, while he ran out of the room. FLUSH!! With that, Xemnas ran out of the room. However, there was one small fact not taken into account. Axel had thrown up outside his room. “WHOA!!!†“Hi superior!†“OOF!!†Xemnas landed face-first in Axel’s vomit. Lovely. “Are you okay superior?†“Xemnas?†“…†“D’ya need a towel?†“Well NAH!!†“I wasn’t asking you, Dum-Dem!†“THAT’S IT!!! DANCE WATER DANCE!!!!â€Roxas lunged at Demyx. “DIE YOU-!!!†“Popcorn?†“Oh, thanks.†“Where’s Luxord when you need him?†“Break it up guys!†“Oh, will there be blood?†“Go away Larxene?†“No, stay Larxene!†“Axel, I’m not asking you.†“She said my name!†Marluxia then slapped Axel in order to make him shut up. “OW!! You Son-of-a…!†“EVERYONE STOP PLEASE!!!!†There was a lull, and everyone turned to see a despairing Xemnas. “I GO CRAZY!!!†He then proceeded to try and eat Xigbar’s leg. (Yummy.) “Uh, would you get off me now?†“CHICKEN!!!†“MY LEG IS NOT A CHICKEN!!! Demyx, stop taking pictures!†“We need them for blackmail!†“He’s getting vomit all over my clothes!!†“Oh, I can sort that! DANCE WATER DANCE!!!†“GAAAAHH!!!!†“AAAAHHHH!!!†Xemnas ran into his room, quickly followed by Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexaeus, and Saïx. “Time check Zexion.†“I’d say about… 4 hours.†“4 hours till what?†Larxene frowned. “Mansex has a mental breakdown.†“If that happens, Saïx will be left in charge…†“… So we’re going to stop that.†“Us, and dangerous amounts of alcohol and sugar!†“Okay.†Larxene’s frown turned into a sadistic scowl. “Its official: Men are more ******ed than Heartless.†“Hey!†“Hey!†“Hey!†“Hey!†“Hey!†“Why are you offended Marluxia?†Her sadistic scowl turned into a sarcastic grin. “You’re more of a girl than I am!†“B*TCH!!!!†“Okay!†Yelled Roxas as Axel and Demyx restrained Marluxia. “Lets try not to have a cat-fight!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Xemnas. Come out of there.†“No.†“You can’t hide forever.†“I’ll stay here! It’s nice!†“You cannot stay in the washing basket! What are we going to tell the launderette?†“YES I CAN!! YOU DON’T KNOW THE MIGHTY POWER THAT I HOLD!!!!†“You brought your weapons at a Star Wars convention. Get out of there.†“NO!!!†“Don’t make me get Larxene!†“YOU BIG SCAB!!!!†“I’ll do it!†“You won’t.†“Will.†“Won’t.†“Will.†“Will.†“Won’t.†“Will.†“Won’t.†“…†“Won’t.†“I already have.†“NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!†Screamed Xemnas, as Larxene kicked the door in. “Can I beat him up?†“If you must.†“Excellent.†“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile, In Demyx’s room… “And now that we are either drunk or hyper…†Axel began. “Or both.†“Or both; it is time to draw out the battle plan.†“YAY!!†“Yeah, whatever.†Axel rolled out a map of the Castle That Never Was. “I got the stuff Axel.†Roxas threw a plastic bag at the pyro. “Right. Now, we are each represented by one of these things.†“Can I be the shell?†“No, I want the shell!†“No, me!†“No, me!†“No, me!†“No, me!†“No, me!†“You shouldn’t take things from their natural habitat.†“HIC!!†“Shut the hell up Marly.†Axel snapped. “Besides, I’m the shell. I’m always the shell.†“What if Larxene wanted to be the shell?†“…†“Axel?†“Shut the hell up Zexion. For that you will be represented by this stick.†Axel waved the aforementioned stick around, nearly taking out Roxas’ eye. “Oh, how (HIC!!) horrible.†Zexion muttered sarcastically. “Roxas, you are… Wait. Where did you get these house keys from?†“Riku.†(On Destiny Islands… “Sora, did you nick my keys?†“… No.†“YOU LIE!!!!â€) “Oh, okay! You are these house-keys. Demyx, you are… THIS LIVE CRAB!?!?!?!?!†“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!†Everyone screamed. “My dose! I’d gob dy dobse!!!†Squealed Axel. “KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!†“NOOOOOO!!!! YOU CAN’T KILL IT!!!†“Shut up, Flowa Powa!†“I’DS CUTTING BY DOBSE OFF!!! ZELP BE!!!†“Jimminy Jillickers!†“DOP GROUTING DE SIMPSONS!!! ZELP BE!!!†“I know who can help us!†Demyx screamed. He grabbed a hat from the top of his wardrobe. “Crocodile Dundee?†“You have a hat for dressing up?†“Everyone has a childhood hero, okay?†Demyx pouted. “I DOB’T DARE WHO ZELPS BE!!! GUST ZELP!!!†“Crocodile Dundee is here to save the day!!†“Isn’t Crocodile Dundee in his 30’s or something?†Muttered Zexion, as Demyx grabbed the shell and a clock for his weapon. “CHARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “I surrender!†Begged Xemnas, crawling out of the washing basket, after being shocked for the 56th time in one minute, “Just get her out of here.†“You heard the man Larxene.†“AWWW! One more time and it would have been a record.†She paused, and then electrocuted Vexen. “ARRRGH!!†“A new record!†She skipped out of the room. “Did she just… SKIP out of the room?†“It’s the end of the world as we know it.†“…†“Exactly. She is really creepy.†“Agreed. Get out of the wardrobe Xemnas.†“Is she gone?†“Yes.†“O-Okay.†Xemnas stepped out of the wardrobe. And then a box of telephone books fell on his head. “OUCH!†“I think he’s unconscious.†“Where the hell did that come from?†“Uh… Look up.†Everyone did as Saix instructed and saw a bunch of boxes full of stuff stuck onto the ceiling with blue-tac. “So that’s where it went.†“Okay, he has lost it.†“Lets get him down to the lab.†“Yes, before another box falls on someone.†Muttered Lexaeus. Srree. BANG! “OUCH!†THUD!! “You just had to open your big mouth, didn’t you?†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Back in Demyx’s room; the crab had been killed (and prepared for burial, on Marluxia’s insistence) and they were back to plotting. “Now then,†Axel stated, while tending to his nosebleed which (for once) had nothing to do with Larxene. “Demyx, you are represented by this TOY crocodile, I am represented by this sadly unlighted match, and Marluxia is represented by this Barbie doll.†“I take great offence to that.†“Meh. Saïx is represented by this Sailor Moon plushie.†“Where the hell did you get that?†“Uh… Roxas…†Roxas snorted with laughter. “Leon can’t sleep without it.†“BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!†“TEE HEEE HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!†“ZOMG!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!?†“BWA HAHEHAHEHAHEHA!!!!†(Meanwhile, in Radiant Garden… “Yuffie, did you steal…†“What?†“Never mind.†“Tell me!†“NO!†“CLOUD!!!†“I’m hiding from Tifa!†“I AM GOING TO PAINT YOU PINK CLOUD STRIFE, LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!†“OH MY GOD!!! RUN CLOUD RUN!!!!â€) “Okay then. Here is the plan. We get Saix, aka Berserker Boy, and get him out of Mansex’s favour.†“…†“What?†“You mean, that’s it?!†Zexion stared at Axel. “NO! We shall also be doing cool ninja moves!†“…†Zexion banged his head on the floor. “How are we going to get Saïx out of Mansex’s favour? Zexy, can you stop that?†“Not until you stop calling me by that infernal nickname.†“Well, I thought we’d just make it up as we go along.†Everyone stared at Axel, except Zexion, who was still banging his head on the floor. “WHAT?†“Half an hour of planning for this?†“And a dead crab…†“STOP MOANING ABOUT THE GODDAMM CRAB ALREADY!!!!†“NO!!!†“YES!!!†Eventually, thanks to Roxas, and some good aim with his keyblades, they were on their way. (Although Marluxia and Axel went rather stiffly.) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Can you make the bloody potion already?†“I would, IF it weren’t for the small fact that all my chemicals have been replaced by cheese.†“We must have a reverse mouse!†Everyone stared at Xaldin, who was rubbing his head. “We have a what?†“A reverse mouse… You know a mouse that leaves cheese instead of eating it.†“…†“Did that box hit you harder than we thought?†“Well the room IS spinning a bit…†“Go sit down.†THUNK!!! “I said ‘sit’, not faint!†“Uh… Saïx…?†A nervous Demyx appeared in the doorway. “What is it XI?†“Uh… Axel said that Roxas heard from Riku, who got it from Sora, who overheard Luxord say that Man- err, I mean Xemnas said you are Sailor Moons long lost cousin, please don’t kill me.†“How can I kill you when I have no idea what that sentence meant?†*Demyx! Move onto plan B!* *Why are you calling me Demyx?* *THE CRAB IS DEAD!!!!!* *What’s plan B again?* *Marly, stop moaning about the crab already!* *I’m not Marly!* *You just had to buy the cheapest walkie talkies, didn’t you Axel?* *OOOOO! I WISH I WAS A PUNK ROCKER WITH FLOWERS IN MY HAIR!!* *What the hell is going on out there Charlie 1?* Demyx pulled out his walkie talkie and stared at it. *Who’s Charlie? And how come he gets to be number 1?* *We have got to stop Axel from watching war films.* *IN ’77 AND ’69 REVOLUTION WAS IN THE AIR!!!!!* Demyx by now was just confused. *Shut up! Everyone can hear what you’re saying!* Demyx hissed into the walike talkie. *Fan-bloomin-tastic!* *HOLY CRAP!!!* *We are all dead. RETREAT!!!!* *I WAS BORN TOO LATE!!! TO A WORLD THAT DOESN’T CARE!!!!* *This is mentally scaring.* *OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WISH I WAS A PUNK ROCKER WITH FLOOOOWWEEEEEEEEEEERRSSS IN MY HAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRR!!!!!!!* *Sombody shut him up.* *Wishful thinking.* *I got it! Marluxia, your flowers are being dug up by a savage… Uh… Squirrel.* *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BAD SQUIRREL!!!!!!* *Demyx, have you retreated yet?* “Oh.†Demyx smiled grimly. “Knew I was forgetting something. See ya!†And with that, the watery nobody ran out of the room. “Well… That was…†“Unique?†“I was thinking more in-“ “SHUSH!!†Xigbar slammed his hand over Vexenâ€t use the ‘I’ word around Xemnas.†“You mean insane?†Asked Lexaeus. “GALAKNDGBALKIJAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!†“DEAR SWEET KINGDOM HEARTS!!!!†“MAN THE LIFE-BOATS!!!†“Nice one Lexaeus.†“…†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “This meeting is now in order.†Axel banged his fist on Marluxia’s head twice to get attention, and was subjected to much glaring from the flower obsessed nobody. “Right, now our first plan-“ “-Failed miserably.†“Well.†Axel flinched slightly at the harsh (but true) words. “Yeah, it did. But do you know why?†“Because you brought the cheapest walkie talkies?†“Because I forgot what plan B was?†“Because the story was too long?†“Because the crab is dead?†“Marluxia, if you mention the crab once more, I shall slaughter you with the aforementioned crab. And the plan didn’t fail for any of those reasons.†“Then why did it fail?†asked Roxas, who was swinging from the ceiling lamp. “The plan failed because we weren’t doing cool ninja moves!†Axel sighed. “How can you kill someone with a crab?†“Wanna find out how?†Axel threatened. “Axel, the plan didn’t fail because we weren’t doing cool ninja moves.†“Yes it did!†“No, it didn’t!†“DID!†“Didn’t!†“DID!†“Didn’t!†“DID!†“Didn’t!†“DID!†“Didn’t!†“DID!†“It failed because you came up with it!†“PAWN’T!!†Yelled Roxas from the ceiling. “Shut up stupid clocky… Sorcerer!†“1) I am a Schemer, not a Sorcerer. 2) If I were a Sorcerer, I would turn you into a frog in a second.†“BURN’T!!!†Yelled Demyx. “Sadly, he isn’t.†Axel snarled, looking as if he was about to set something on fire. “Anyway, it’s time for Plan B.†“Which is…?†“For which… We need Naminé.†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh, don't you love a cliffhanger? I do, XD Coming soon: "AAH! Demyx, stop hitting me with that Sailor Moon Plushie!!" "She needs a friend!" "No she doesn't, she's a plushie!" "Give her a kiss Zexxy!" "NO!" "I feel like I'm being stalked." "There's a simple explantion for that. You ARE being stalked." "Are you saying nice things about me?" "AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" I'm sleepy now. School Tomorrow (blergh.) Listening to Aeris' theme on the computer. *Yawn* Night night. Insanely yours, stripy4 :ninjacat:
I CAN'T BELIVE I MISSED THIS!! *Reads it* Very very funny as usual. "Does that mean you don't know Xigbars hiding under the bed?" Luxord, as lovable as you are, THAT was one of the stupidest things you have ever done in your life. I like all of the Orginization too, but Vexen is pretty creepy. *shudders* Xiggy is one of my favriotes too! HUZZA FOR MIDLIFE CRISIS PIRATES!!! By the way, when you said, 'Curses! Foilled again!' You sounded like Darstedly from Wacky Races. (Another thing I'm obssed with.)
I IS AFEARED!!! (Yes, I know that sentance totally murdered grammmer...) I have... A BOOK!!! *Waves the book in the air* Great Chapter as usual... *Tries to get facts straight in her head* So... The 14th member is Aqua's nobody, (That's gonna be one weird name...) Sora, Riku and Kairi have Keyblade upgrades, Tidus has a stick, and Selphie, Tidus and Wakka won't shut up. *Has a guess...* If the person isn't Terra (The one Aqua's nobody was talking to) then... Terra's nobody?
Great as usual! This is really funny... Would I be right in guessing Larxene and Saix will end up killing each other? XP
LOL!! Brillient again!! Sora, you do need to give credit. Tut tut tut. *Hit with Kingdom Key*
I was builled in primary school and secondary school. Worse luck. In primary school, the bullies made up the charming name of 'disease girl'. They yelled that at me in the corridors, threw my stuff on the floor, and stole stuff. This went on from Year 5 until well into Year 6. I was so upset. One day I thought, 'Stuff it. I'm out of here soon' and told a teacher. Happy ever after? As if. The Headteacher thought I was telling lies, and the bullies got away with it, while I got yelled at. In Year 7, I made one of the most stupid mistakes in my life. I was nice to a girl, who we shall call N. N was a right little B*tch, who was avoided by most of my tutor. I felt sorry for her, so I tried to be nice. However, she threw it back in my face. She was rude, and made up vicious rumors about me and my friends. We told her to leave us alone, and she went running to our Head of Year. She forced us to be friends with her, tis happened about 3 times. Eventually, we got to the Head of Year first, and she was told to stay away from us. In Year 8, N made her glorious b*tchy return. We were told she had a social problum, and didn't understand that what she was doing was wrong. We tried to tell her when she was being rude, but she never listened. So, after about 2 mounths, we gave up. I don't think she has as bad a social problum as she pretends. I got a brace last Easter. And N had a go at me. 'Oh, before you had your brace you were insane. Now you have a brace, you're civilised, but once you have your brace off, you'll be insane again.' She was rude to other members of my class, so I told the teacher. N was told about this, and was to be reported to our head of Year. When she found out, she was furious. We were put in a group for R.E. and were told to act out a fight. She punched at me less than an inch away from my face. I told her to stop, and she yelled at me. When my friend told her to stop, she yelled 'I want to punch Niamh!' (Thats my name.) Less than 30 seconds later, she punched me in the mouth. I never knew she hated my brace that much, XD After that, she got a detention, and was told to stay away from me. Then, when my tutor was talking to me, she said 'Why don't you say Hi and be nice to N?' I was in shock. I refused to talk to her. Now I'm in Year 9. N is the same as ever, except she thinks I'm her friend. (Er. No.) I tell people not to bully her, but that's it. But now she's bulling my friends. When they told her to leave them alone, she ran to the Head of Year. My friends got in trouble. Then N came up to me and said: 'Isn't it really horrible when someone bullies you for ages?' Yes, I know. N has made my 3 High School years a living hell. For people who are being bullied, or have just been bullied, I find black humor is a good antidote. Try your best to think of those bullies as insignificant specks, who are ingnorant. Try to look on the positive side of things. "If you want that rainbow, you have to put up with the rain."
But then, are you saying vaccinatations and the like should be stopped? When we get ill, we should just curl up and die? My gran had been diaganosed with bowel cancer. Do you think it would be wrong to cure her? Do you think it is wrong for people to try and fight? Have you ever thought of the pain and suffering that these diseases bring? Should we have let the black plague, smallpox and other diseases rampage though the world? And if there was a bird flu epidemic, is it wrong to try and create a vaccination or a cure? It is the same with cancer. And look at all those small kids with lukemia. Is it wrong to cure them? I don't think so.
Nice Avatar.
*Steals it from him* Xemnas (a.k.a Mansex): You little...! Me: AXEL'S BURNING YOUR LIGHTSABERS!!! Xemnas: WHERE! WHERE?? AXEL STOP!! *Runs off* Great story! "YOU FORGOT HIS SIPPY CUP!!"
jumping --- Hai! How is everyone!
Chapter X: Gates, Nachos, and puffy pink Clouds... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!? Ah, prepare your glomping... Gene thingees, because Riku is in this chapter. Yes, poor Demyx! The things I do to him... I am cruel. And it gets worse... Sort of. WWWWWWWWWAAAAAASSSSSSSSSUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Thank you! It seemed funny. I was walking in the park, and I saw a dog. Then I thought, 'What if Saix was attacked by a dog?' Yeah. I am weird. WWWWWWAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP?!?!?!?!?!? The cold is dead! How? I shot it! XD Thank you. Opps. Sorry. I shall make more, and thank you. I find it a massive compliment when people wake up members of their family from laughing at my insanity. Yeah, another brillent example of weridness, right there. Thank You! Rock'n'Roll! Wait... Where the hell did that come from? XD Anything about this chapter that needs metioning? Oh yeah! I don't know what an actual metal breakdown is like, so I just put some random stuff that was funny. Lets get started! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!” Demyx frowned at Xaldin. “That hurt!” “Well, it will teach you not to stick your head in gates!” Xaldin growled, shoving the gate. “Has Xigbar stopped spazing yet?” “Uh…” Axel shrugged. “He was covered in drawings like a demon!” “No.” “Well, what should we do?” “Slap him.” “Sora, what the hell are you lot doing here?” Sora shrugged. “You said, ‘everyone get on the Gummi ship’, so we got on.” “…” Everyone stared at the trio. “Okay. That’s it, I’m disowning you. Where are the Yellow Pages?” Roxas walked off in search of the Yellow pages. “My neck huuuuurts!” Demyx wiggled around, poking himself with a spike. “OW!” “******.” Xaldin face-palmed. “Okay, what are we going to do with Demyx?” “Saïx has a chainsaw.” Axel pointed out. “How do you know that?” “I borrowed it when Luxord and I got hammered, and chopped down that Papou tree in Destiny Islands.” “HEY!” Axel and Luxord were given death stares from the 3 Destiny Island residents. “In our defence…” Luxord stated, putting his hands in the air. “We were so hammered, we couldn’t stand up straight.” “But you were sober enough to cut down a Papou tree?” Riku frowned. Being the oldest of the trio, he knew the effects of alcohol the best. “Yea. We’re weird like that.” Axel merely shrugged. “Okay then. Saïx, may we borrow your chainsaw?” “I hate dogs.” “In gaoljeh, that means yes.” Demyx commented from the gate. “What the hell is gaoljeh?” “I just made it up in my head now.” “Right. Just run and grab the chainsaw… NO NOT YOU DEMYX!!!!” Xaldin screamed moments too late, as Demyx ran off, dragging the gate with him. SMASH!! CRU-NK!! CEERKHING!!!! Those were some of the noises that the park gate being dragged around The Castle That Never Was made. “I think I just ran over someone.” “Oh. Who?” “Sora.” “YAY!!!” The whole of the Organization started to dance. Including Demyx. “Oh! Sorry Luxord! Didn’t see you… Opps! Sorry!!” Demyx knocked over several Organization members, until Xaldin knocked him out with Zexion’s Lexicon. With still dripping pages. “Give it back.” Zexion snatched the book from Xaldin’s hands, and walked off. Kairi looked at her new surroundings. “So what do you do all day?” She asked, slightly confused. “Uh…” Marluxia frowned. “Well, we stop Demyx from flooding the castle and Axel from burning it down. We try to avoid explosions from Vexen’s lab…” BOOM!!! “…Like that, and we run away when we see Axel with a chainsaw.” Marluxia put that last point into action. “Axel, do you really think you’re the best person to do this?” Roxas said, in that nervous/curious voice. “Well DUH!!” Axel grinned, and powered up the chainsaw. “Gulp.” Demyx, who had regained conciseness, wriggled madly in the gate. Kairi grabbed Nachos, with cheese, sat down and watched. “Axel, be careful, yeah?” “Sure! Hmm… I wonder what that button does…” “NO AXEL!!!” Roxas and Demyx screamed at the same time. But it was too late. SCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! “AWSOME!!!!” Axel laughed as the chainsaw went really fast, nearly chopping off some of his spikes. “OH MY GOD!!!” Demyx tried to run, but quickly fell over. Kairi took a picture. “HOLD STILL DEMYX!!!!” “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” “LOOOOOOOOK OUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Xaldin glared at Vexen. “You said it would help, not make him go even bonkers.” “Well, if Number XIII had not replaced my medicine with cheese for a dare, then it would have worked.” Zexion raised an eyebrow from the behind the book he was reading. It was actually Demyx who had replaced Vexen’s medicine with cheese. Ah, well. “I SAW A PUFFFY PINK CLOUD THE OTHER DAY!!!” Xigbar yelled from the ceiling. “That’s nice.” Zexion sighed, turning the page of his book. “HE WAS RIDING A MOTERCYCLE!!!!” Xigbar screamed. “…” Zexion didn’t even reply. “TIFA PAINTED HIM PINK FOR VALINTINES DAY!!!” “I see…” Zexion stared at the older man. “Why don’t you come off the ceiling?” “I BELIVE I CAN FLY!!!” Xigbar then attempted to put that into action. SPLAT!!! “Ouch.” Zexion winced slightly. “Are you okay Xigbar?” “This floor tastes like popcorn!” “Really?” Zexion stared at him. “What flavour?” I can’t belive I just said that… I really need to stop hanging out with those three… “Toffee! I LOVE TOFFEE!!!” Xigbar started to lick the floor. “NO XIGBAR!!! DEMYX WET HIMSELF THERE YESTERDAY!!!!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Has he gone?” Kairi whispered from behind a mop. “Hang on.” Roxas peeped out from behind the door. “BWAHAHAHAHA!!!” “No.” Roxas shook his head. “Damm!” Demyx sighed, still stuck in the park gates. “How did you even fit in the janitor’s closet?” Kairi frowned. “1. We don’t talk about that. 2. We have a janitor?” Roxas replied, with his own question. “Actually, Marluxia likes cleaning.” Demyx nodded, poking himself on another spike. “Ouch!” “SHUSH!!!” Roxas hissed. Right before falling backwards over a bucket of floor polish. “ROXAS!!! DEMYX!!! Uh…” Axel faltered. “It’s Kairi. K-A-I-R-I!! Got it memorised?” She grinned a wicked grin. “OH, YOU DIDN’T JUST USE MY CATCHPHRASE!!!?” Axel yelled. “She did.” Roxas and Demyx nodded at the same time. “Yeah. Got it memorised?” Kairi then ran off. “GET BACK HERE YOU COW!!!” Axel sprinted after her. “No way!” Kairi ran to Riku. “Riku! Riku! Axel’s trying to hurt me!” “SON OF A-“Riku ran after Axel, who turned around, and ran the back the way he had come. “Run run away!!!” Demyx jeered from the gate. “Shut up Demyx!!” Axel threw a Chakram, before diving into… “Did he just run into the pool?” “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Axel ran back out, soaking wet. “WATER!! WATER!!! GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF ME!!!” Then he proceeded to roll around on the floor. “Should we help him?” “No.” Demyx summoned some water clones, and got them to soak Axel. “ARGH!!!” “Nachos?” Kairi held out a tray. “Oh, thanks!” Demyx and Roxas helped themselves. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After Xigbar had been dragged off the floor, using the combined effort of Zexion, Lexaeus, Saïx and Vexen, he had been strapped to a chair. “Well, what are we going to do?” Vexen raised his hands in exasperation. “Our second in command has lost it completely. Zexion, what are you doing?” “The floor does smell a bit like popcorn…” Zexion frowned, pushing himself off the floor. “Shut up.” Snapped Saïx, rubbing a sore area on his arm. (Dogs are vicious.) “I do outrank you, VII. So you should be the one that shuts up.” “I outrank both of you, so you should both shut up.” Lexaeus said the most he ever had in one sentence. “I think I’m gonna faint.” Muttered Xaldin sarcastically. “Lexaeus, you thought that a chair was something that Cherie Blair invented.” Zexion sighed, shaking his head. “You should just never say anything. Ever.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “You. Are. DEAD.” Axel growled, glaring at the nacho munching Nobodies and keyblade wielders. “At least we will die laughing.” Roxas grinned, a shoved some more Nachos in his mouth. “The least you can do is offer me some!” Axel commented, pointing to the nachos. “Oh yeah. Want some?” “Sure!” Axel plopped down next to them. “You sure you don’t want me to cut you out of those gates?” “Certain.” Demyx nodded, poking himself on another spike. “OUCH!” “Then how are you going to get out of that?” “Um…” “You don’t have a clue, do you?” “Not one. Let’s eat more Nachos.” And so they did. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “This is ridiculous.” Vexen sighed, shaking his head. “When isn’t something ridiculous?” Zexion sighed, shaking his head. “Well. True.” “WWAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!” “YAH!!!” Everyone in the lab leapt a few feet in the air. “Axel! What the hell are you doing here?” “We need someone to get Demyx out of the gate. And then I heard someone say ‘true’, so I…” “Axel, go away before I go staby staby on you.” Xaldin growled, summoning his lances. “I’M GOING I’M GOING!!!” Axel threw his hands up in the air, swore under his breath, and marched off. “Okay. This is what we are going to do.” Xaldin breathed out. “We-“ “Can someone get Demyx out of the gates?” Roxas shoved his head around the door. “Go away. Or get staby stabyed!” “Are those even words?” “Uh… Probably not.” Roxas shrugged and wandered off. “Now, we-“ “Can someone get Demyx out of the gate?” Asked Demyx, demolishing part of the wall with the gate. “Demyx, you are Demyx.” “What?” Demyx looked confused. “What do you mean?” “I mean… Oh never mind.” “Can someone get the gate off him?” Cloud asked wandering into the lab. “…” “…” “…” “…” “…” “What?” Cloud looked around. “What are you doing here?” “Tifa painted me pink, and I can’t get it off. I thought you guys might have something.” “…” “Shouldn’t you be killing Sephiroth or something?” Cloud merely shrugged. “That’s what I do on weekends.” “There’s some white spirit under the sink.” “Why under the sink?” “Axel’s too scared to go near it.” “Um. Okay. Thanks.” Cloud walked over to the sink, and started to apply it to the pink areas. “Can someone get Demyx out of the-“ “SHUT UP!!!” Xaldin threw a spear at Riku, who grabbed Way to Dawn. “SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!” Riku screamed, lunging at Xaldin. “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” Xaldin ran out of the room in a blur of dreadlocks and lances. “CHICKEN!!!” Yelled Axel, who started throwing Chakrams at him. “WATER!!!” “WHERE!?!?!?!?” Axel threw himself across the room, landing on Xigbar. “I’M BEING CRUSHED BY… A THING!!!” “DON’T CALL ME A THING!!!!” Axel kicked Xigbar as hard as possible. Which was pretty hard. “OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!” Xigbar rolled on the floor holding his knee. “Ouch.” Roxas watched from the doorway. “Can someone get Demyx out of the-“ “I’M SORTING IT I’M SORTING IT!!!” Xaldin bellowed, looking as if he was about to lose it. “Who bets Xaldin breaks down before Xemnas gets back?” Luxord grabbed a bag of munny. “I’ll take that bet.” “Same here.” “I’ll also take that bet.” “Oh yeah. Demyx, you still owe me the munny.” Luxord muttered, shuffling munny in his hands. “WHAT?! Why?” “Because, you bet that you could stick your head in the gates-“ “Which I did.” “AND get it out again without the use of a chainsaw or the like.” “…” Demyx pondered this for a minute. “Damm you.” “We could use this!” Axel ran over, waving a… “Axel, what is that?” “It’s a circular saw.” Axel grinned, and the temperature of the room rose by quite a lot. “Why do I suddenly feel the urge to find a lawyer and write a will?” Luxord muttered, continuing to count his munny. “Right, ready Demyx?” “I thought I told you not to cut me out!” “With a chainsaw. This is not a chainsaw, it’s a circular saw.” “NO AXEL!!! DON’T COME NEAR ME OR… OH DEAR SWEET KINGDOM HEARTS!!!” This continued for the next ten minutes as Axel proceeded to cut his watery friend out of the gate. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “See?! That wasn’t so bad!” Axel smiled and powered down the circular saw. “Yeah. Apart from the various bleeding parts of my body that wasn’t there before.” Demyx snapped, who was pleased to be out of the gate. “Yea. You still owe me the munny.” “WHA?!?!” Demyx’s jar dropped. “We didn’t use a chainsaw.” “A circular saw counts as ‘the like’. So. Munny, soon, or else.” Luxord walked out of the room. Everyone stared after him. “Don’t worry Demyx!” Axel slung an arm around Demyx’s shoulders. “I’ve got a plan.” “I thought you told me not to worry?” Axel scowled and removed his arm. “You son-of-a-b*tch” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sometime later… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Axel typed a few more things onto the computer. And took another swing of beer, realised that the can was empty, and threw it on the floor. It joined the other 7 already there. Uh-oh. “Hey Axel…” Roxas rolled commando style across the room, avoiding various dangerous looking objects. “2 questions. 1) How much have you had to drink? And 2), what are you doing?” “1) Look on the floor and count. 2) Just look.” Axel nodded to his computer. Roxas stepped over a pole that may or may not have belonged to Cid Highwind at some point and read what was on the screen. He rubbed his eyes and read it again. And again. “Axel… That has got to be one of the stupidest things you have ever done in your life.” Axel grinned, hiccupped, and fell off his chair. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dun dun duuun. Right, serious for a moment. I'm going to Ireland for a week on saturday, so there won't be a new chapter until I'm back at the earliest. However, there will be a lot of time to write some stuff. So, I want to know two things: 1) Should I do a prologue thing, with Mansex's (Xemnas') mental breakdown? And 2) Should I bring him (Xemnas/Mansex/No. I) back? It wouldn't be the end, it would just be for... God, I don't even know? But I'd like to know. So, again, I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Insanly yours stripy4 :ninjacat: TO ALL SECTION MODS AND MODS!! PLEASE DO NOT CLOSE THIS THREAD!! I AM GOING AWAY FOR A WEEK ON SATURDAY, SO I WILL NOT BE POSTING FOR A WHILE!! BUT I SHALL RETURN AND POST!! THANK YOU FOR READING THIS MESSAGE!!
Agreed. WTF sums this up perfectly.
I'd go for... Nature. I think. Because... Doesn't anyone else think 'death' is a bit of an odd element for someone with pink hair?
Same with me!
I don't have a stalker.
The Roxas/Axel text argument made me laugh! "Check out my MySpace!!!" :laughing-smiley-004:roll: Oh, nice chapter! AND A CLIFFHANGER!!! *Faints* YAY FOR CLIFFHANGERS!!!!
Ho, boy that was funny! Poor Roxas. And, I don't want to know about the Kairi Sora bondage dream, XD
Close. It's to do with Demyx, but weirder... Thank you! *Concerened* I agree. Breathing is good. People who breathe live longer than people who don't. Scientific fact. And thank you! ^-^ Thank you! Again, thank you! Or, as I have french tomorrow; 'Merci!' I will keep it up. These are such fun to write! So, another chapter. If parts of this chapter don't make sense, then let me explain. I have a cold. When I get colds, I get more random than before. And the randomness doesn't often make sense. ^-^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Xigbar ran as fast as he could. Then stopped and stared. “What made you think this was a good idea?†“Munny?†“Yeah but…†Xigbar spread his arms. He was lost for words. “Sticking your head in the park gates is a bit much.†Filled in Larxene. “I didn’t know it was going to stay stuck did I? Roxas, stop taking pictures.†“No.†“I hate you.†Demyx pouted. “It came out all right the last time.†“When did you last do this? And why?†“I still had my heart… I was twelve, and I wanted an ice-cream.†“…†“What?†“How are we going to get him out?†“Um…†Xigbar frowned. “I have no idea.†“YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR THE REST OF MY NON-EXSISTENT EXSISTANCE?!?!?!†Demyx yelled, causing a few passer-bys to stare. “OH MY GOD!†Everyone turned to see a girl with red hair grinning. “Sora! Riku! Look here!†“Ooh, this must be Kairi!†Larxene muttered. “And she has the imps with her…†“Imps?†Riku ran over frowning. “We thought you were kind of short.†Xaldin shrugged. “WE ARE NOT SHORT!!†Riku bellowed. “Yeah, just because you’re a giant!†Sora was grinning. “Demyx has his head stuck in the gates! Riku, where’s the camera?†“I don’t know!†“Well, you had the camera!†The Organization just watched. “I never had the camera!†“I gave it to you when I went to chase the monkey!†“What monkey?†“The one that escaped and bit me!†“You got owned by a monkey?†Axel started laughing, followed by most of the Organization. “I wouldn’t be talking Mr ‘Let’s meet again, in the next life.’†“Roxas, how much have you told him?†“Gulp.†“KAIRI GET OFF!!!†Sora yelled as Kairi leapt at him. “You had the camera all along!†She hit him (hard) on the head with said camera. “Ouch!†Sora rubbed his head and stared at the Organization. “Why are you laughing?†He grinned. “I’m not the one with my head in a gate!†“ARGH!! XIGGY!! HIT HIM FOR ME!!†“XIGGY!?!†Sora, Riku and Kairi fell over laughing. Xigbar yelled a lot of abuse, which caused more stares. “Mommy, I learnt a new word!†A little kid ran to her mother. “Oh god Xigbar, you’re a teacher!†Roxas cracked up. “Don’t be rude to the temporary superior! WILL SOMEONE GET THIS DOG OFF ME!!!?†“No.†Riku said, watching as the dog leapt onto Saïx’s back. “THIS IS SOOOO GOING ON YOUTUBE!!!†Larxene grabbed her camera. A middle aged woman walked up to them. “Excuse me.†She walked up to Xigbar and… SLAP!!!! “THAT IS FOR TEACHING MY DAUGHTER HOW TO SWEAR!!! HOW VERY DARE YOU!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A CIRCUS!?!?!?†“Lady, what is wrong with you!?!?†Xigbar was just staring, as everyone else was laughing at him, except Saïx, who was still being attacked by the dog. “GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!†“The answer is no. Again.†“Can someone get me out of here?†Demyx waved a hand around. “Please?†“Can’t you get yourself out?†“CHAINSAW!!?†“Huh?†“DO YOU SEE A CHAINSAW ON ME? THE ANSWER IS NO!!†“I see…†Riku turned to face Sora. “And you had a hard time beating this guy?†“HEY!†Both Sora and Demyx yelled at the same time. “THIS DOG IS KILLING ME!!!†“Cool!†“Axel, do you suffer from Blood-lust?†“What?†“It’s… Oh never mind.†Zexion sighed, and turned back to the main problem, being that Demyx’s head is stuck in the Park Gates. “I have an idea!†Roxas yelled. Everyone stared at him. “Well, why shouldn’t I?†“Well what is it?†“If we put something like Vaseline or something on his head, it might slide out.†“That’s not a bad idea.†Xaldin mused. “Larxene, do you have any lip-gloss?†“No!†“I do!†Yelled Marluxia. More stares and a long awkward silence. “What?†“Let’s just… Pretend that never happened and the lip-gloss is Larxene’s. It’s better for our mental health.†Luxord suggested. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “I don’t think this is working.†Demyx stank of vanilla lip-gloss. “Pull his head a bit.†“NYERGH!†Demyx winced as he had his head yanked on. “THIS IS SERIOUSLY PAINFULL!!! LARXENE, STOP FILMING THIS!!†“No.†“This is way too funny.†Riku sat on the bench watching. Kairi grinned and nodded in agreement. Sora frowned. “You should push his head!†“Okay people, push it!†“ARRGGGHHH!!! YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE, YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE!!!†“Okay then, pull again!†“ARGH!!†“Push!†“NYHG!†“Pull!†“AAAHHHHH!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!!†“Okay, okay, time out!†Xigbar yelled, and everyone stopped. “Great idea this bonding time.†“Oh, shut up Axel.†“Let’s see, Demyx has his head stuck in a gate, and Saïx is being mauled by a dog.†“GET IT OFF ME!!!†“Should we help him?†Asked Roxas. “Hell no.†Axel grinned. “It’s funny.†“True. True.†Axel’s grin got wider. That was the signal for… “WAAAAASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP!?!?!?†Yelled Axel. “WAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!?!?!?!†Screamed Roxas. “WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!†Bellowed Demyx, still stuck in the gate. “WWWWWWWWAAA—“ “AAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS—“ “UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP!!?!?!?!?†“SHUT UP!!†Yelled Vexen. “WAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUP!!!?†“WWWWWWASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUPPPP!!!?!?!?†“Yo Zexion, getcha a** over here!†“What is it?†“WWWWAAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!?!?!†Zexion sighed. “Leave me alone.†“WWWWWWWAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!?!?!?!?!?†“Please. Leave me alone.†“You gotta say it Zexy!†Roxas grinned. Zexion frowned and sighed. “Wassup.†He whispered. Axel shook his head. “Louder.†“Wassup!?†“Properly.†Demyx butted in from the gate. Zexion moaned. “I’m not the Nobody with his head stuck in a gate.†“ZEXY!†“Fine, fine!†Zexion sighed, a sign of defeat. “WWAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP!?!?!?!?†“That’s better.†“You four had better shut up, people are staring.†“Are you sure that’s not because there is a blue haired man with a massive ‘X’ shaped scar, and covered in drawings, is being attacked by a dog?†Commented Riku, pointing to the still being attacked Saïx. “GET IT OFF ME!!!†“We’re sure.†Xigbar nodded. “Is he scared of dogs?†Kairi asked to no-one in particular. “We never thought of that!†Xaldin grinned. Kairi’s eyes widened. “YOU’RE THAT PERVERT WHO TRIED HITTING ON ME!!!†Kairi stood up and grinned. Xaldin looked terrified. “I’m going to enjoy this… HI-YA!!!!†Kairi lunged at him, and started to beat the crap out of him. “Has she been hanging out with Tifa and Yuffie again?†Asked Sora. “She’s your girlfriend!†“SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!! SHUT UP RIKU!!!†Roxas smiled. “Sora and Kairi, sitting in a tree… K-I-S-S-I-N-G!†Roxas sang in a sugar sweet voice. “First comes LURVE! Then comes marriage… OW!†Axel rubbed his head, where the Kingdom Key made contact. “Sing that again, and I’ll make you wish you never non-existed!†“What?†“… To be honest, I have no idea.†“SORA AND KAIRI SITTING IN A TREE!!!†Roxas and Axel started singing, with a dancer helping with the harmonising. “THAT’S IT!!!†Sora grabbed his keyblade, and swung out. “RUN AXEL RUN!!!†Roxas and Axel sprinted across the park, closely followed by Sora. “Can someone please get me out?†Demyx asked. Xigbar sighed. “We’re working on it.†“No you’re not!†Demyx pouted, his bottom lip sticking out. “Well, I’m thinking.†“Oh.†A pause. “Thought of anything?†“No.†“Oh, okay.†Demyx wiggled slightly. “Hey Xigbar…†“Yes?†“What happens if someone sees?†“Sees what?†“Axel stuck up that tree.†“WHAT!!†Xigbar spun to see Axel was, indeed, stuck up a tree. “Sora, quit laughing already!†Axel yelled, from up the tree. “Hang on Axel! Don’t fall off!†“No, do! We’ll send it into You’ve Been Framed, split it 50/50!†“I like that idea.†“Shut up Luxord.†“Let’s just chop the tree down!†Roxas said, summoning Oathkeeper and Oblivion. “NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!†Marluxia threw himself in front of the tree. “DON’T HURT IT!!!†“You’d rather I was stuck up here forever?†“YES!!†“Marluxia, you are sad.†“YOU ARE THE SAD ONE!!! HOW CAN YOU LET THIS TREE SUFFER!!?!â€â€œLike so.†Roxas started hacking at the tree. “NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! STOP IT ROXAS!!! STOP IT NOW!!!†Marluxia threw a load of petals at him. “ARGH! MY ALLERGIES!!!†“Nice one Marluxia!†“ACHOO!! Dobs anyone knobes where dy anti-histamine ish?†“In english that is…†Riku frowned. Axel pointed to the gummi ship. “Dank you.†“THE TREE CANNOT SUFFER!!!†“Look, can someone get me down from here?†Axel frowned at them in a upside down way. “Marluxia, stop hugging the tree.†“NO! IT IS IN DISTRESS!!!!!†“So am I, do you hear me whining?†“I heard its voice in the lifestream—“ “OI!†Axel frowned. “Don’t give me that ‘Lifestream’ crap, that’s final fantasy VIII.†“Axel. The forth wall--†Sora pointed out. “Has been broken lots of times.†“True. True.†Roxas nodded. “Oh, not this again.†Muttered Riku. “WAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP?!!?!?†“WWWWWWAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!?!?!?!†“SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!!!!!†“Quoth the raven: nevermore!†A pause. “O.K.†Sora frowned. “Are you guys like this a lot?†“Yup.†“All the time.†“I see.†Kairi smiled. “Does that mean in order to kill Saïx you just have to have a dog?†“Well,†Marluxia pointed to the still being attacked Saïx. “German Shepherd’s seem to work best.†“GET IT THE HELL OFF ME!!!!†Saïx bellowed even louder than before. “OH MY GOD!!! THERE GOES ANOTHER LAYER OF SKIN… OH MY GOD!!! THERE’S A DALMATIAN ATTACKING ME NOW!!!!†“Oh god, this is just way too funny!†Roxas grinned. “WHOA!!†SMASH!! “Oh my heeaad!!†Axel groaned his face stuck in the mud. “This is one of the worse days of my life.†“Worse day of your life so far.†“Luxord, who asked you?†Axel spat out some mud. “Yuck. Who the hell likes mud? It’s got WATER in!†“Not everyone hates water Axel!†“Shut the hell up Demyx! At least I don’t have my head stuck in a gate!†“I didn’t fall out of a tree!†“Pawn’t!†“Whose side are you on Roxas?†“… I have no idea.†Roxas shrugged. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Demyx hummed angrily to himself. “XIGGY!!†He moaned. “Yes Demyx?†“How long do I have to be here for?†“Well…†Xigbar rubbed his forehead. “As long as it takes for us to think of a plan.†“Have you thought of anything?†“N—“Xigbar paused. “Actually yes. ROXAS!!! SORA!!! GET OVER HERE!!!†“Xigbar, please, shush!†Sora yelled. “Roxas and Axel are trying to beat the crap out of each other! No interruptions!†Sora turned to Axel and Roxas. “I’m sorry, please continue.†“Thank you. BURN BABY!!†“CAN IT!†“FIGHT FIGHT!!†“Shut up Riku!†“No!†“Oh, you guys are so immature!†Kairi sighed. “Larxene, what are you doing?†“Going to set up some kind of Feminist group. Want to join?†“Sure!†“Kairi!†Sora sighed. “SHE tried to kill me.†A pause. “FIGHTS FOR WOMEN!!†“So now your girlfriend is a feminist!†“Well, there are only two of them.†“FIGHTS FOR WOMEN!!†Tifa, Yuffie, Aerith, Selphie, Yuna, Paine, Rikku, Belle, and Mulan ran past them, yelling the pretty crap slogan. “Well, at least my girlfriend isn’t a feminist.†Roxas grinned. “FIGHTS FOR WOMEN!! Sorry I’m late.†Namine ran past them. “Oh, Murphy, you can be sooooooooo cruel!†Roxas started crying. “NERVOUS BREAKDOWN!!!†“FIGHTS FOR WOMEN!!!†“ROXAS GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE NOW!!!†Xigbar fired a shot. “I think he’s having a nervous breakdown!†Axel watched his friend rock back and forwards in the mud. “Fine then. SORA!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!!! NOW!!!!!†“F*** YOU!!!†“I’ll give you munny!†“How much?†“Uh… How much munny do we have?†“5†“5 Munny!†“FWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!†Sora ran over. “MUNNY!!†“Uh, yeah sure.†Xigbar sighed. “Just unlock the gate, okay?†“Does that mean I get to do the shiny?†“Huh?†Xigbar stared at him. “He’s had too much sugar. In the form of Riku, Roxas, Axel and I shoving it down his throat.†Kairi yelled from the group of women. “Well… Yeah, you get to do the shiny. Whatever that is.†“WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!†Sora pulled out his keyblade, and did the ‘shiny’ thing. “AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!†Demyx yelled as the gate swung forwards, dragging him along. “Okay, that didn’t work.†Xigbar watched. “Of course it didn’t work! That idea was worse than Axel getting us to do Ninja moves!†Zexion sighed. “Are you comparing my intelligence to Axels’? “No. Just your plan making.†“Hey!†“Respect your elders!†Vexen snapped from the other side of the gate. “Shut the hell up Vexen.†Demyx wrinkled his nose up. “Can someone PLEASE get me out of here?!†“IT’S DIGGING IN!!!†Saïx screamed. “Is he… STILL being attacked by that dog?†Lexaeus frowned. “And you think we call you dumb. Well, we do. But whatever. HEY ROXAS!!! THE DOG JUST BIT SAÃX ON HIS SCAR!!!†Axel bellowed. Demyx attempted to cover his ears, but instead just got more stuck. “I WANNA SEEEEEEE!!!!!†Roxas leapt out of the mud and ran over to watch. “DAH!!! IT GOUD BY DOSE!!! IT’S GOUD BY DOSE!!!!†“XIGGY!!! Saïx is about to have his nose bitten off!!!†“Excuse me one moment. Roxas, may I borrow your breakdown mud?†“Uh… Okay…†Roxas just stared. “Thank you. Xaldin, you’re in charge.†Xigbar walked calmly over to the mud, and curled up in a ball in it. “Well… At least Mansex lasted a few years before he broke down.†“AAAAARRRRHHHHHHHHHHGGG!!! Don’t call him that. AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!†Saix yelled from underneath five dogs, all who were trying to bite his nose off. “Ai yi yi!†Xaldin sighed. “Who’s got a screwdriver?†“I don’t think we should leap straight to stabbing him Xaldin. Wait. What am I saying?†“Silence VIII. I need the screwdriver to undo the screws on the gate, so that we can get back to The Castle That Never Was without being spotted.†â€arted to search their pockets. “I’ve got one!†Riku held up a screwdriver. “Okay. Who can actually work a screwdriver?†“VEEEEEXEEEEEEEN!!!!!†~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Oh damm. I’ll get it in a minute.†Demyx sighed and watched his enemy drop the screwdriver for the 15th time. “Look, Vexen, I can use a screwdriver. If you let me.†Zexion frowned at the elder scientist. “Shut the hell up Number VI. I have had enough of your cheek.†“It’s not being cheeky, it’s being honest!†“BURNT!†“Silence VIII. Oh crap.†“I DON’T CARE WHO HAS THE SCREWDRIVER, JUST SO LONG AS I CAN GET OUT OF HERE!!!†Demyx showed a rare fit of rage. “Chill waterboy. Has Xigbar stopped spazing yet?†Xaldin inquired. “Uh, no. In fact, he’s getting worse.†“My mommy always said to keep simple and clean…†Xigbar whimpered from the mud. “…†“Exactly what I was thinking Lexaeus. And we seriously need to get you a nickname.†Axel grinned like the insane pyro he is. “I KEEP DROPPING THIS GODAMM SCREWDRIVER!!!†“Well, then give it here!†Zexion snatched the screwdriver out of Vexen’s hand’s. “You won’t be able to get it un… done.†Vexen stared as Zexion quickly undid the screws. “Nice one Zexy!†“Do you want me to put the screws back in?†“No. Sorry Zexion.†Demyx shrugged. “OW!†“And, don’t shrug or you’ll get your shoulder stuck in a spike… Yuck.†“Right. Someone get Xigbar out of the mud, someone else get Saix away from the dogs, and everyone else, grab the gate, leg it back to the Gummi ship, and hope to Kingdom Hearts that no-one sees us.†Which is exactly what they did. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yes. That has got to be one of the most random things I have ever written. Ah well. So, now Xigbar has a nervous breakdown, things are going to get very intertaing... *Evil cackle* Yes, I am obsessed with that Budwiser advert, and I mean no offense to feminists. As I am one, XD Enjoy me hearties!! ^-^ :ninjacat:
Ooo... That's a bugger to answer... In a way yes, but in another way, no. Larxene, Marluxia, Xigbar and Xemnas, they all had to be killed, for obvious reasons. Xaldin; Kind of tricky. He didn't need to nessacerily kill him. More... Wound. Demyx, well, it was him who started the fight. But again, no need to kill. Although he is such a bugger to beat. Luxord, well, he kidnapped Sora's friends, sort of, so maybe a need to kill. Saix, a berserk lunatic who kidnapped Kairi, definite kill. Axel: DIDN'T NEED TO DIE AT ALL!!! However, technially, Sora didn't kill him. So, in some ways Sora was justified, in other ways, he wasn't. Does any of my post make sense to anyone except me?
