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  1. StarkMad
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    Cloud Nine

    OOC: Remember it has to be kept very...PG. That was borderline, but alright, I guess. Also remember "ignorance is bliss". No one could ever find out. Someone could find out about that...
    BIC: Mek came to the boat's captain and smiled at him. The captain gave him a stare and called for security to come get a stray Bristorian.
    Mek tilted his head and went red.
    "Look, I don't wanna go back! It's boring there! I wanna get out there and PLAY!"
    The captain grinned and told him to go back and play tag before he got hurt.
    Post by: StarkMad, Aug 8, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    Whose?
    Are you Sir Archibald Williamson?
    Post by: StarkMad, Aug 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Glad I could help.
    I'm here until Thursday
    Post by: StarkMad, Aug 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    It's from the Queen's ear.
    Post by: StarkMad, Aug 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Cloud Nine

    Mek awoke on the beaches and as he sat up and rubbed his head in pain, he looked into the sky and squinted.
    "Home..." he started, "where am I?" he got up and turned around to see a funny short fellow staring him up and down. Mek stared at him and blinked. He was short and darker skinned and therefore unusual. Everyone he knew was pale white. "Can I help you?" Mek asked the man.
    "Hehe, nope. All you can do is show me how you flew."
    Mek looked at his wings.
    "It's just sort of...a rhythm you gain...I guess."
    The man nodded and walked away into his hut. Mek tilted his head a bit and looked over to see a rather large boat on the docks. He looked over and saw a plane that would go back up to Bristoria. "Decisions...do I go home? Do I stay here and explore?"
    He headed for the docks.
    Post by: StarkMad, Aug 8, 2009 in forum: Retirement Home
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    No.
    But there was a British section.
    ...Ya.
    xD
    Post by: StarkMad, Aug 8, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Maybe.
    I mean...the part with Jesus was atrocious.
    It wasn't near accurate.
    "Jesus was a well-built man with bright coloured skin and rosey cheeks. He had a beautiful gown on all the time and yadayadayada".
    It sucked.
    Horror part did too.
    Hitler was the scariest.
    srs.
    Post by: StarkMad, Aug 7, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I meant that two people (out of the first three that voted) didn't know what it was.
    I do.
    It's fun. xD
    Post by: StarkMad, Aug 7, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Not in the least.
    Just...Hitler.
    Post by: StarkMad, Aug 7, 2009 in forum: The Spam Zone
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    and under the horror section...
    Like...where they show off all the gruesome, nasty, gorey, disgusting pieces of Hell that no one would accept...



    ...was Hitler.
    I know, right? HITLER.
    Thread by: StarkMad, Aug 7, 2009, 18 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone