The only thing keeping me from the love of my life is that goddamned Y chromosome that's screwed me over countless times. Since I can't change my genes, I'll just have to do the next best thing and demanificate myself. Then she'll see how dedicated I am to her. ANYTHING FOR LOVE!
MAKE YOUR CHOICE YOU FIVE TIMING MANWHORES.
This time it's for a video game. You take the role of a spider and must carry out missions given to you by your human masters. Generally, these missions will entail spinning webs in strategic locations around a massive neighborhood in order to capture and devour all manner of insects. Once you've trapped enough of the mooks, you'll be able to take on the swarm's leader either face to pincers or with an advanced web design that can take up to 10 minutes to build. We'll call it Arachnid's Creed because no gamer can resist a terrible pun.
We're going sing the Pokemon Theme Song to the tune of Yankee Doodle. I want to be the very best like no one ever was.
Likes are just really impersonal. I wish we could still add little comments. I mean, it's nice to know that Amaury liked my post in that one thread, but sometimes he doesn't reply, and I'm left wondering what was so likable about that thing I posted. Basically, I miss rep comments and YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
Persona 4 Aftermath: 6 Years into the Future WARNING: My verb tenses are all over the place here. This was written at 5 AM before I had gotten any sleep, so please bear with me. Also, minor spoilers. Naoto will open up her own detective agency and Kanji will join in the hopes of maybe asking her out someday. He eventually does and the date is awkward as hell, but it works well enough they eventually have a child outside of wedlock. The child will be named Kamina Shirogane and will be the manliest thing in the universe. Rise will still be in showbiz and occasionally have Kanji design clothes for her. This is how he manages to not be completely useless to Naoto. Chie and Yosuke will eventually marry one another, but only because Chie can't marry steak and Yosuke didn't have the heart to tell her that the ring in her steak was meant for someone else. The wedding was awkward for everyone involved. Teddie was the ring bearer. Igor will go mute and step down from his position as master of the Velvet Room. Margaret will take his place and Teddie will take over management of the Bearsona Compendium. The Persona 5 protagonist never uses fusion. Nanako has decided that she wants to work at the Amagi Inn when she grows up and Yukiko agrees to take her on as an apprentice. Dojima is worried that his daughter will become addicted to the hot springs and refuse to bathe at home. Yu is a professional fox whisperer.
It's called "Explain That Like I'm This." I'll start. Explain Ghost in the Shell like I'm J.D. Salinger.
Start a gang called Free Candy and only ever tag vans.
Let's talk about him behind his back!
I only need to max out Strength and I'll have the most overpowered Persona of all time.
This is going to be great!
I'm ordering a pizza. What should I make them draw on the box?
This week I completed Cave Story+ and BIT.TRIP RUNNER. I also made progress on Braid. Right now, I only have three more puzzle pieces to obtain before I can access the last level. Additionally, another Indie Week gone by means that the next game I play will be a game made by a "big name" game company. Your choices are displayed in the poll above. Choose wisely, and remember to subtract one (1) vote from the last choice when looking at the results.
Oh, so much nostalgia.
And by "Guess the context," I really mean, "Take this out of context!"
And that means it's time for another Indie Week! To kick it off, vote on the game I'll start with. NOTE: I only voted for Braid so I can look at the results easily. When reading the results, subtract one (1) vote from the choice "Finish Braid." NOTE 2: I can also continue with Katawa Shoujo, but I forgot to put it in the poll.
