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  1. Pistol Schoolboy
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    It is true.



    I am a Larxene fanboy. Yes, I am.​

    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 14, 2008, 17 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Pistol Schoolboy


    Well, I'll give you a brief explanation of the interview session I started. Listen, this isn't like the Question Time series. This is actually when I go on MSN or PM, and I interview our most intellectual, exciting, and straight out hilarious members of our community. And I sure as hell bring you the honor of presenting our first interview with Laplace, or as you know, Chaser.

    So, how about we get straight to the interview, no?

    KHV: Interview #1
    With Laplace

    Skyler: Hello and welcome to KHV: Photoshop. Let's start off by asking, how are you doing?

    Laplace: I am good, thanks for asking.

    Skyler: Glad to hear. Now then, what made you interested in Photoshop?

    Laplace: To put it in the simplest way, all started over a year, I was bored to wait for a database error to end, and I tried making something. Of course it sucked, so I decided to start working harder and improving and pretty much that's it.

    Skyler: Seems like you've improved greatly over the past years. Do you remember when you first made a "masterpiece" in Photoshop?

    Laplace: (Thinks.) If I remember correctly, the first "decent" thing was the first thing I made in Photoshop. Ironically, because I used to work with GIMP, before I got Photoshop. Then, my first "favorite" work was near the end of the past year.

    Skyler: Damn, must've taken a long time to get used to the system. Is there anything in particular you love to work with? Graphic wise.

    Laplace: Yes, liquify. It's honestly one of my favorite filters. Also, I like to work with both colorful and BW things.

    Skyler: It's always the best choice, you know. Does it let you open up to your choices in colors, backgrounds, the flow of the picture, etc.?

    Laplace: Yeah, it's very useful for the background and flow, if you know how to use it. Mostly, I use it along with smudging.

    Skyler: And the result will always be amazing. Now, here's a personal question that's been bugging me for a while. What would be your favorite color scheme for a work?

    Laplace: Hm, that's a hard one. I mostly like the rainbowish/colorful scheme. If not, I try to pull warm colors or something else. To be honest, it all depends on what colors match the stock.

    Skyler: I hope you don't mind if I ask questions upon your interests.

    Laplace: Nope, I don't mind.

    Skyler: Who would be your favorite singer? Band?

    Laplace: That's a hard one. To be honest, I mostly like instrumental things.

    Skyler: Wouldn't blame you. Now, when you say instrumental, do you also mean orchestral?

    Laplace: Yep.

    Skyler: Any composers you usually listen to?

    Laplace: I don't really have any favorites. I listen to whatever sounds good to me.

    Skyler: Hell yeah. Ever been obsessed with a band, or possibly a soundtrack?

    Laplace: Yes. Megaman Zero remix soundtracks, I just love those.

    Skyler: Remixes always get you pumped up, so I agree with you. Changing the subject of question, do you have a favorite color?

    Laplace: Yeah. I mostly like either dark blue, or something yellow with a slight tone of orange.

    Skyler: Wow, I'm pressed by the fact that your interests and your works of Photoshop aren't the only things creative. So, how about we wrap this up with one last question. Is there anything special to expect from you in the future?

    Laplace: Not much actually. (Laughs.) I'll just continue working with Photoshop, and when I when I finish school, I'll see what to do.

    Skyler: Thanks for talking with me on KHV: Photoshop. Hope you have a great day and time with Photoshop. Glad to have you on the interview.

    Creator's Notes

    I loved this interview, and it was great, for a first time. Chaser gave me excellent answers, and was rather enthusiastic about the interview. Holarious when he asked to please let him stop talking with parenthesis and brackets. I thank you, Chaser, for helping in such a great interview.
    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 13, 2008, 16 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Pistol Schoolboy


    Asphyxiate Melancholy

    Finding levels and shelves,
    Each of them having an over stock of unimportant data.
    That input being irrelevant, and rather subordinant.
    Punching left to right,
    Memories of eminent grim sorrow.
    As much of a banality as it sounds, I find it to be true.

    However, I have a memoir.
    A diary of happiness.
    Last updated two years ago.
    I even ask myself,
    "Has it really been that long?"
    Has it really been that long,
    Since I've at least felt the smallest of remote happiness?

    Time to pull out the dusty notebook,
    And write down upon the tan pages,
    That I've finally found my arising.
    You, as my love, may had just run into my life.
    But I also bumped into you,
    And sure enough without warning,
    My heart began warming.

    Never, will I be able to explain.
    How much you have surprised me,
    With the passion that you caress me with ever so remarkably.
    So, now, I end this song.
    However, this song will never end.
    Same with my love for you.
    So, no, I finish off, saying the truth,
    That you asphyxiate my melancholy!​
    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 13, 2008, 5 replies, in forum: Archives
  4. Pistol Schoolboy


    To make another pointless reaction video.

    You may know in my previous videos that I made a reaction video to the damned Pain Olympics video.
    Well, now, I breeze upon the bandwagons, which I do hate, and watch one of the most disgusting videos by far in life.

    The description on the video will explain the rest.

    Hope you get a couple of laughs. I guess. xD

    Bleh bleh yah.

    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 13, 2008, 7 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Pistol Schoolboy
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    ... Wow.



    I just remembered something.

    I'm a big fan of Armor For Sleep, as only Jerome knows, and the lead singer's name is Ben Jorgensen.

    ... Well, my name is Skyler Jorgensen ...

    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 12, 2008, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I have no idea why I put a number one, but I dunno. It doesn't make the thread look so boring, y'know?

    Anyways, I have an announcement for all of the KHV In Real Life fans, and for Cronoking. I am massively inspired by Crono's series, which I know is popular across this website. But I was thinking to myself, why not film myself, but impersonating other members. Intentionally for comedy, of course.

    Now, I bet all you haters are going to be "you are so unoriginal, it's going to be terrible because you aren't a prem or blah blah blah". First off for all of you people who say, shut up and don't post on the thread if you don't like it. 'Nuff said. But back to the subject, I have everything planned out for the time being. And if you wouldn't mind, I tell you all what to expect. :3

    Member impersonations: LullabyCaiden (Myself, of course), Sora 13 (Alex), TCO (Classified), Trigger (Jerome), SabbyMuffin (Sabrina), Orange (... uh.), Darkwatch (George), and finally, Ghetto (Cccccclassified).

    Episode name: The Horror of the Trolls ( #1 ), and Package From Repliku ( # 2 )

    Theme song: "Poppin' Champange" by All Time Low
    Ending song: "Aria" by Kalafina

    That's basically what I have planned so far. And trust me, more members will be added in the future, but I have to keep it low for now.

    Anyways, expect it sometime this month. And the first episode is a present for Orange, because it's her birthday today.
    So, wish her a happy birthday while you're at it. I'm sure she'll love it, she deserves it.

    So, that's all I have to say, and you can leave your opinion on the show, if you want.

    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 12, 2008, 33 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Pistol Schoolboy


    LC's Reviews
    The New Teal Color For Premiums

    As you all know, the new teal color for the premiums has arrived. And I am disappointed in the people who actually agreed for the teal color. It's ugly, and you can hardly even tell the difference between a prem and a member. Pink looked much better, and this vomit color makes we want to vomit. Honestly. For those who actually agreed to the teal color is rather ... odd.

    Pink is an amazing color, and changing it with an ugly color, it's like Professor Snape. Awesome at teenage years, ugly in the current time. No offense to Snape fans what-so-ever. Anyways, I am rather disappointed in this color. And the people who agreed to change it, at that. Pink was a great color, and never should've been changed. And so, that the short rant, and review of this terrible color.

    What is your opinion, personally?

    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 10, 2008, 49 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Pistol Schoolboy


    LC's Reviews
    The Naruto Series

    Welcome to another session of LC's Reviews. Today, I will be reviewing one of the most popular animes across North America. But what will I think of it? You'll just have to see.

    Let's cut the crap, Naruto is a terrible anime. Actually, one of the most repulsing animes I have seen by far. And the popularity that surrounded it, was in fact so annoying, I thought my head was literally going to explode. If you like Naruto in front of major anime fans, feel free to feel embarassed, because I'm sure they all hate it. And, you know what agitates me? When people consider themselves "anime fans" when all they watch is crappy dubs on Cartoon Network. Watch freakin' Adult Swim, people-who-I-am-mentioning. Or perhaps ask for some recommendations. Please.

    But back onto the topic of Naruto, I personally never liked it. Back when I was ten, and simple enough to love it, that was when I found it awesome. But then, at thirteen years old when the anime was dubbed and distributed out in America, I was ashamed of the series, like I always had been. And the cliche popularity that followed it, is remarked as one of the most annoying things, by far to encounter. Seriously. You go to every convention and you see, like, five Narutos. Five Narutos. Creativity is lacking.

    Naruto is an ashamed excuse for an attempt to try and make a good, revolutionary ninja anime. Fortunately, we have Basilisk which pretty much punched us in the face with awesome. If you like Naruto, I respect you for your opinion, but I leave my own and say that Naruto is not the greatest anime, and isn't made of much potential. The storyline is a great concept, but the anime itself is stale. The episode are random, and it drags it on. If I want to watch dragged on anime, I'll watch Dragonball Z. Not only that, but the series takes too damn long for characters to develop, and sometimes, rushed the character development.

    Thank God that the studio and Masashi Kishimoto, himself, created the second series. Which, I think, saves Naruto's ass by a margin. Now, Naruto, the first series, blew. But when I saw the first few episodes of Shippuden, I was hanging by my office chair, clenching on the arms of the chair. Suspense knocked you right in the face the first few minutes with the long gone Sasuke being found head on. Not only that, but Naruto isn't so stubborn, and is more kindhearted and brave. More of what I expected in a ninja.

    Naruto: Shippuden is an incredible anime, but the original Naruto is dergitations from hangovers after drinking about five cocktails, one happening to be Sex On The Beach, and then coming back home with a drunk girl under your arms. Anywho, final verdict, Naruto is made of fail, but Naruto: Shippuden, is purely what we need in a ninja anime.

    Ratings

    Naruto: Pitiful anime, with only some episodes which leave you wanting more, but after that, nothing special. 4/10

    Naruto: Shippuden: An amazing anime, and is one of my favorites so far. Thank you Masashi for finally making the series good. 9/10​
    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 10, 2008, 7 replies, in forum: Anime and Manga
  9. Pistol Schoolboy


    Institution Gone (Mindf**k)
    Written by Skyler Jorgensen; Performed by Doctor Vintage


    You see the lights, they blind you eternity.
    The bricks look like Legos.
    The people stuff nails in each other for their murders,
    As they appear like voodoo dolls.
    Your mind is f**king itself,
    And all you can do is scream at the top of your lungs.

    Hell, even the sky looks like a river,
    The ripples of your sweat draining the world's sanity.
    Institutions exploded, and mentality lost.
    Nothing can help you, distorted, that's for sure.
    Mind twisted as much as the warfare,
    Blank and corrupt, existence is bleak now.

    Wandering, stalking, death is right there.
    While he says hello, you go run,
    And hide from your fate.
    Scythe in face, gleaming through the blade.
    Reflection is a vision, into these steel eyes.
    Why will this never end?

    Murder staining not only the sheets and curtains,
    But the life of your own.
    Don't stop now,
    You might commit suicide.
    Do you feel like the world is spinning yet?
    Vertigo stabbing your brain?

    Just letting you know that life is behind a door,
    And so is hell.
    Choose your future, choose your death.
    The dead end is on all seperate walls,
    And there's no jolting back.​
    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 10, 2008, 4 replies, in forum: Archives
  10. Pistol Schoolboy


    CNN Article

    I do believe that of August 9th or 10th, Bernie Mac, one of my favorite comedians, has died from a strong case of pneumonia. The hospital staff did say Mac was okay in the hospital, however, soon after, he was then discovered dead from his aquatic harm. 50, the age of Mac before he died, which is pretty young at that. I feel really sorry to hear this, and I hope he rests in peace.

    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 10, 2008, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    [​IMG]

    It is what it is.​
    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 10, 2008, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    VGN, I feel your pain. I just had one those strange moments as well.

    Today, I found myself winding up into just working on Autumn all day. But, of course, I had to get out of the house. So, I did. But here's the one thign that was bugging me. I get bored and I peer out to the cars and see the cars and how nice they may, or may not, be. Recently, there has been one car specifically, a BMW E65. I've been seeing it a lot recently. And as I have noticed that the street the car turns on, that car doesn't live anywhere near by.

    And the road it usually is on is on mine. Conspicuously, it drives just a bit slower when it approaches me or my friend Devon. We thought we had a stalker. Indeed, we did. And the person admitted it when we exited the stop mart. Oddly enough, it was three girls. Ages ranged from 15 to 19. Older than me, but Devon was 15. So we met a couple new friends, but I am still freaked out about how quickly things shaped out to be. Personally, I find nearly everything in real life to be weird, strange, perverse, or straight out hysterical. If not that, than exciting.

    So, um, yeah. What do you think of this odd situation?

    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 9, 2008, 4 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  13. Pistol Schoolboy


    Simple game. Just list what you have around you on your desk at this moment. C:

    Pomgranate Rockstar, Triple Size Regular Rockstar, Starburst wrappers and two packages more, PSP, Full Moon and Twilight, digital camera, 5 gum, and five DVD's. Not to mention, about three cords that seem to be everywhere, my microphone, optional mouse, cell phone, and a copy of the album Buiiki Kaesu.

    Oh, I'm sorry, let's not forget I have a picture of Ashley hanging up right by my laptop. <3

    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 9, 2008, 25 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    [​IMG]

    Yay for cheesy puns !

    Yeah ... that's all I really have to say.
    But I do have to say I hope you enjoy this first installment in the comic series, exclusively posted weekly to only KH-Vids.Net.
    <3 CnC would be nice, thank you very much, honestly.

    To answer your upcoming question, this is Maximillion and Adrian.
    Might I add that this is also a comic inspired by my bestest buddy, Miele.
    We are both major Starbucks fans, and I couldn't resist but make a reference.
    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 9, 2008, 3 replies, in forum: Arts & Graphics
  15. Pistol Schoolboy


    What can I say? I got bored, and wondered what it would be like to explore my chances with the voices of GLaDOS.
    I really do hope my boredom pleases you all to comedic standards.
    And hope you enjoy the video.

    Maruchan ramen. <3
    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 8, 2008, 17 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Pistol Schoolboy
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    Autumn



    Now, this is a a story I'm making for Kiki, or as you guys know her, is Kitty.
    And, well, I thought I'd post a preview of the first chapter for her. It will be a surprise when she gets back from work. :'D
    Hope you love it, Kiki ! And everyone else amongst KHV ! <3

    EDIT: By the way, yes, this is a Zelda fanfic. Takes place two years after the events of Twilight Princess.​


    A U T U M N
    Written by Skyler Jorgensen


    Chapter One

    The Twilight Mirror shattered, and Hyrule remaining as peaceful as every other boring mission of reality. Link wouldn't be as pessimistic, however, it starts to wear off after about six different times he had to save the 'damsel in distress'. And after all, Link has had his mind on someone, rather recently. A demoiselle of the name, Midna. Sure, it may have been a kindhearted goodbye, but the tribulations he had suffered through with Midna, had become imperishable to his heart.

    However, having to deal with it, Link wandered street by street. Of new cities, and of course, ancient ones. The Master Sword, having been put to no use after Midna's valediction, has become to only shine and polish. More like a decoration on Link's belt, rather than a ture, brutal armament. Absolutely nothing, seems to be hinting closer to meeting Midna once again. Until, certainly, rumors started flying.

    "Link, did you hear?" So, a boy from the upper most background near a lake, had said. Looking back, Link only replied solemnly.

    "What's wrong?"
    "Nothing's wrong." The boy said, as he sat down right beside Link. "There's a rumor going around that the Twilight Mirror has been restored. Want to go check it out?"
    "First of all." Link paused, pressing on hand upon the boy's chest. "Where is it?"
    "Hyrule Woods."
    "Got it."

    Easily, Link raised from his position of laying down, to immediately straightened while standing up. However, wearing a long sleeve, tight, dark green shirt, and not to mention, navy blue pants, didn't show much of a valiant proposition. Link had also become more civilized with the way he dresses. Realizing, he would always say that wearing heavy clothing all the time, was just a waste of sweat. Especially, at his position of not realy doing anything, specifically.

    Swinging his left leg across the back of his horse, Link forthwith his horse to hurry up. Of course, the horse was obedient enough to understand the rush. Thinking, thinking, thinking. All Link could do at this point. Through all the afflictions of having not to see Midna, finally, they were all over. Every little objective that was standing between a wall between his hopes, finally crushed.

    Entering the woods, Link may have thought of only Midna, something clicked in his head. As the shadows on the trees passed by with darkness and light, Link also thought of the fact that there would always be monsters, caressing these nearly abondoned woodland. Before he knew it, there was a mirror, gleaming with incredible turquoise light. Magnificent, yes it was.

    The blonde beauty accompanied himself to the mirror. Little did he know, that the closer he would get to the it, the more he would be ferried through it. And without specific warning, of course, Link fell down to his knees. Soon, his face meeting the ground as his hands gripped the side of his heart on his chest. Pain surging through his body, nothing else could hurt like this.

    And the grunts escaping Link's lips were not only in pain, but in shock. His eyes closed, and so did the world before him. Link, within minutes, was transported into the Twilight Realm. And right in the middle of a busy society, might I add. Passed out, Link had only wished he could at least get up. Being able to move his limbs after a few seconds of venting his body from movement, Link grabbed his sword, and clamped it back onto his belt.

    Standing up with some hesitation, Link looked up before noticing something. Right at the look of his eyes, Link passed out unexpectingly. What could help him now? It seemed like virtually nothing. Within that blank space, Midna ran through the space, and created a figurative, yet literal, case of color to Link. But could this be where she was? Of course, being new to this city, or so perhaps he took it as, Link would never know.

    Waking, Link found himself in rather, a guest bed. A guest bed, rather comfortable, yet peasant-like. But that didn't matter at this point. Who saved him? Looking to the side, where a hand had brushed upon his arm, Link saw a beautiful woman. One familiar to his acknowledgment. Right when Link collaberated his eye sight and his mind correctly, Link then noticed it all as the girl said her words.

    "Are you alright, Link?" How could she know his name? Before then, Link's eyes went a bit shcoked when he finally noticed the face before him. It was the face, that Link had ever longed to vision. It was Midna.
    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 7, 2008, 1 replies, in forum: Archives
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    I think I announced this in a previous topic, but The Disappearnce of Kiiro, which is the third installment in the series of Skyler and Kiiro. I worked a bit too hard on the teaser trailer, and my bum is numb, but whatever. I finally got the damned thing out.

    Well, I hope you enjoy the teaser, and you will expect this movie in September or October 2008. :3

    Teaser Trailer
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    There might not be much Skyler and Kiiro fans on here, but I thought I would let you know for the small majority of people who are fans.
    For those people who don't know what Skyler and Kiiro are, then please go to my YouTube account and watch the videos. There are two that are released at the moment.

    Well, here's my announcement for both old and new fans on the series, I am currently under production of a Skyler and Kiiro movie. I have a tie of decisions between whether I should call the movie The Disappearance of Kiiro or Skyler and Kiiro: Unfortunately, Kiiro Has Gone Missing.

    But back to the subject, the story is pretty much self explainatory through the titles. The story is about how Skyler gets into a fatal fight with Kiiro. And since Kiiro can't kill himself, he thought he'd just run away from Skyler. Now, with Kiiro gone, Skyler feels joyous. But not for long, as missing Kiiro starts to absorb most of the day. The only problem with trying to search for Kiiro is, maybe Kiiro went back to his homeworld.

    And there was one thing Skyler remembered he still had, a fragment of Kiiro's marker eyes. And as a result, Skyler might just be able to go back to the homeworld. Unfortunately, there is another tribulation. When Skyler finds Kiiro, Skyler discovers Kiiro has amnesia due to the impact of the concussion he recieved when accdiently aiming into a tree when transporting. Now what will Skyler do? He can't go back, and Kiiro is even more of a ******.

    So, yeah, expect that sometime this September.

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  19. Pistol Schoolboy


    This was a joke, you guys. D: Sorry for freaking you out.

    God, you guys. You should know better that I wouldn't do what I said I would. And go forbid you should be ashamed of yourselves for believing it.

    I'm speaking the truth. :/
    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 6, 2008, 17 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Pistol Schoolboy


    Okay, so, I head over to work today. I expect today to be fantastic and filled with the chocolately goodness of life. Unfortunately, instanteously when I step in the door, I find something amiss amongst my co-workers. Everyone is behaving just a bit too much. Now, being the pessimistic boy I am, I find myself worried at the topic. But, whatever. I'm like a surfboard trying to go with the wave.

    Little did I know that I was going to get so agitated by the silence of disobidience, that I would bail tragically. I realize that we are all supposed to follow our rules, but the fact that it became so strict today, it seemed a bit abnormal. In the middle of my six hour shift, my fourty year old co-worker tells me that the manager recently put up a strict policy for the employees due to our rebellious, yet steady work.

    Ha, we were always noisy, so our d**kfa -- I mean, manager, told us. Well, unfortunately, our manager is a total twat. And didn't happen to notice that a store will always, and forever, be busy. So, I filed a complaint to the manager when I got lunch break. Now, I wasn't the only one. So, I guess you could say I wasn't much lonely on the subject. Three of my co-workers, who so happened to be in the same age group as I, filed complaints as well on how they should behave in front of people who are misbehaving themselves, and usually to the employees. And we can't do jackcrap about it.

    Which, throws the slap at our manager saying "rules are meant to be broken". Now, let me finish this sentence more rationally. Rules are meant to be broken, no matter how much you care for the image of your store. Hell, we were even noisy and loud, yet we still and the image stayed intact, and wonderfully beautiful. Nothing seemed to be abnormal to us. But it seems to be relatively strange to our sixty something year old manager.

    Manager then called me for a talking after my lunch break. Saying I was rather impulsive, and reckless. When, actually, I pointed out both in my complain and in the "lecture", that I was being rational by pointing out that strict laws are ******ed and shouldn't be needed. Especially when the "image" of your "precious" store, is still perfectly fine. God, it seems as if ineptitude is rather blunt today across the older application of society. But oh well.

    What is your take on the situation? And rules themselves?

    Thread by: Pistol Schoolboy, Aug 6, 2008, 10 replies, in forum: Discussion