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REI IN A SPEEDO

MAIN OBJECTIVE: GET OUT OF THE BUILDING!​

SIDE OBJECTIVE: GET TO KNOW THE LITTLE GIRL!​

⇒ Roll over.​

9 : 5 6 REMAINS​

Your sudden reaction to the giggle is to roll over, and suddenly, your face flat on the floor. Ouch, what the hell. Another giggle sounds and you quickly scramble to your feet.​

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❝My hero!❞​

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. . . It's the loli; you'd recognize that obnoxiously cute voice anywhere.​

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How long was I flying down, you ask her. ❝I was watching you for at least five minutes!❞ And you didn't say anything, you bark at her, but she just giggles again.​

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You don't get it; the key was supposed to be to that door, but the chest leads to her room instead? Why didn't she tell you? Should have just left this brat here . . . If you could have. You pull out the timer. Shit; ten minutes. You turn to Jaynabelle.​

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❝SAVE?❞​

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❝W h a txwill you do?❞​

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♐ "Can you get us out of here?"​

♐ Go through the only door in the room.​

♐ Observe room.​

Saxima: Creepin' on Skype calls since 2012.​

Me, obviously. I always get the sexy voice.​

It's okay NSync, Jayn and I will read your eulogy. You'll be remembered by one, sole word.​

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. . . Weebslang.​

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Carry on, my wayward son.​

Final Fantasy XIII is the only Final Fantasy I've played.

. . . I still haven't beat it. herka​

Hurry, hurry. Wake up.​

It's okay, they're just having a brosex moment.

u r wurst prsn. Naw. But really, Alex . . . Alex. What do I think of Alex? I think you're one of the first people I made good with when I first joined KHV, but after a while, it was just like "Ohai, ur there." Since we're in a mutual Skype chat, it's better. You're pretty levelheaded and fair when it comes to moderating, and despite ur proskill in psychology and academics, you're down to earth and silly and humorous. You were in the kool kidz klub ( HAHAHA IRONY GET IT dont hurt me ) so I definitely don't hate you! herka

no go away weirdo

Right now, it's probably Kimi Dake by NICO Touches the Walls. That song makes me FEEL.

Dude, I've given that lady so many fistbumps. She is the shit. But sure.

I might actually impale you. That question was AWFUL. Why would you even consider giving me another one.

You were actually the first person I thought of: "You know, Nova would definitely like to be a part of this." In other words, I gotchu.

Ahaha. I don't go on Steam, so I wouldn't know! Something friendly-fun, because I can get reaaally ugly when I get competitive.

Yes, but I'm probably a little rusty by now. I used to be so boss.

I'm kind of scared of Mattie especially when things get bowchikawowow, but with the last truth Ashwin gave me AHAHAHAHA it's probably him. Plus, whenever we give him ToDs that are terrible, HE FINDS LOOPHOLES.

Least favorite? I don't get it. Questions? Persons?

That depends on how my mood is, and how possessive I am at the time. . . The pictures I may or may not take may or may not be used for satanic rituals to wipe away your existence, OR they would be used for satanic rituals so that I could produce more pictures and enshrine them in a place where i keep pictures of all my whores.

I was kind of scared of you at first, but you're a pretty kool kid. I definitely admire that you don't take shit from no one, and we seem to think alike when it comes to smartassery and replying with smartassery. I'm really glad that Makaze has a friend like you because it makes him less ~ alone ~ and . . . less uncultural. herka. Oh right, your music. The Nomura rap you did ( that was u rite ) was hilarious and I downloaded it. When you make it big, don't forget about us.

That's terrible. { YANDERE MODE : ACTIVATE } Good luck living.

Edward Cullen.

Probably. Well, maybe not. Considering all things, Staff has become more lenient with talking about him since he's less of a martyr now.

My friend gave it to me when we were obsessed with Kingdom Hearts, after being obsessed with Naruto.

I'll be there, watching behind the scenes, laughin' at the foo' who thought they could take u.

You're not a bad person, knowledgeable on video games, and courteous. It'd be terrible of me to say that nothing about you sticks out to me, but . . . Yeah. I think I answered differently the last time you asked me for impressions. I'm pretty sure I did, and I probably still have those same thoughts. Go check it when you can?

Augh. I can't think of one. If I did, it might be something lame. SSBB has been in my attentions a lot lately, but maybe it changes all the time, like most of my favorites.

. . . You like hot boys. Who doesn't like hot boys? We like hot boys. herka. You're silly and really open when it comes to bowchikawowow, which makes me feel more comfortable when I'm around. I think when I first saw you, it was like, "Ohei, she's an older member, everyone knows her, she has to be cool!" and then u werent u were and I was like omg I'm kind of scared of her, but then when we all got on Skype, it was easier to be friendly and open. I like u mish will u sleep with me

Somewhere open, fresh, and green. Alternatively, a big city where things happen that are interesting and gritty. Life would always be exciting.

Nope. Well, maybe, but I can't think of anyone who has helped cultivate me into 'me'.

Mish its not cute have u heard me when im drunk that is not cute

im sorry all of my answers are boring​

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YOU WOULD POST RIGHT AFTER I POSTED

First: You were an older member who would have been cool for Staff.

Current: u r the werst human on de planet y do u exist ( but 4real You're smart, witty, and definitely can think for yourself. I can tell that you don't really like siding on any side with conflict, but you have a view point that agrees with at least one of the sides. You don't stand down when someone challenges your opinion and get into a super smart mode that kind of makes me gawk. )

Yeah i do

be in my bed every night for the next two weeks and we'll see what happens

"Oh say can you see that you can kiss my ass because i dont give two flying fucks about your probleeeeeems ~ "

Pest control.

SAXIMAGUS SYMPTOMS:

• Continuously aroused
• Reacts violently to aphrodisiacs
• Often tries to masturbate in public
• Craves many sexual partners
• Bites lip multiple times
• Seemingly feverish throughout the day
• Constant wet dreams

. . . Yep.

Username: Saxima
Doll's Name: Rome
Doll:

Spoiler

MAIN OBJECTIVE: GET OUT OF THE BUILDING!
SIDE OBJECTIVE: GET TO KNOW THE LITTLE GIRL!​

⇒ Open the triangle > trapezoid > circle chest.

1 4 : 1 2 REMAINS​

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You don't have anything to go on here, not really. Fuck, that's annoying because your life is on the line. It'd be nice if someone could at least toss you a bone or something. You rack your brain for something — anything that might help you, staring long and hard at the shapes. Kind of seems weird for a trapezoid to be a part of the trio.

Wasn't that last room you were in a trapezoid? Geometric shapes . . . The first room was a triangle. This one was spherical. It dons on you, and then you decide to open the chest on your left; triangle, trapezoid, circle; Moving forward.

The word "FAILURE" comically crushes you when you see nothing in there, but then your eye spots a golden key. ❝That's the key!❞ Jaynabelle exclaims excitedly, and feeling a wave of relief you grab it.

The room starts to shake and the inside of the chest opens up to a blackness that quickly shoots out and drags you down into it. Your grip is still closed tight on the key but you're flailing like a rag doll. Goddammit, this life. you think to yourself.

. . . Well at least you'll die with clothes on.

Now you're free falling for what seems like a hella long time, and it gets so ridiculous that you relax and it doesn't even matter. You're just kind of laying down on the rushing air and contemplating man's existence. Well, your existence. Not that it really matters, since you're going to die.

There's a giggle and it startles you.

❝W h a txwill you do?❞​

♐ Scream like a little girl.
♐ Roll over.
♐ Have a heart attack.​

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I could have swore I posted the need for a TIE-BREAKER.

CAN WE GET A TIE-BREAKER?

Y'ALL DON'T BE IDIOTS NOW.

MAIN OBJECTIVE: GET OUT OF THE BUILDING!
SIDE OBJECTIVE: GET TO KNOW THE LITTLE GIRL!​

⇒ WATER, EARTH, FIRE, AIR

1 7 : 3 2 REMAINS​

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After a little while of contemplation and ignoring the advice of Jaynabelle, you finally decide on an order that you hope is right. What are you even supposed to know about some avatar, anyway?

You press the buttons in order of blue, brown, red, and then green. The room seems to convulse for a moment and your just about prepared to plead to whatever god is in charge of keeping you alive. The words seems to disappear from the walls in their respective ways, which you find kind of weird, but what part of this situation isn't fucked up?

The door slides open and your relief almost makes you collapse. Just one more room until you can get to the loli.

This room is in the shape of a sphere, and in the center of it is a elevated, circular platform that holds two large, wooden chests. Literally, they're wooden, human torsos.

❝One of them has a key inside it that opens the last door.❞ Jaynabelle mentions, trying to be helpful. You can't help but wonder what the other chest contains. Ashwin said that both rooms would have you risking your life, so it was better that . . . you didn't dwell on it too much.

Alright, so you have to pick one of them, but the question is, which do you pick? You circle around the both of them and find that they have shapes engraved into the wood; the one to your left has, in this order, a circle, a trapezoid, and a triangle, and then the second has, in this order, a triangle, a trapezoid, and a circle. Both of them have the words MOVING FORWARD carved underneath the shapes.

❝W h a txwill you do?❞​

♐ Open the circle > trapezoid > triangle chest.​

♐ Open the triangle > trapezoid > circle chest.​

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First Impressions: Oh hey, a cat. Oh, cool, she likes Kingdom Hearts as much as I do, maybe. She's cool. Oh, wait. Is that Doctor Who? Err. That stuff is getting everywhere . . . Ack, nope. Too much Doctor Who. KILLKILLKILL. You can stop with that now. Now, please. Oh, you won't? That's fine, I guess.

Current Impressions: Not a bad gal. I'm able to see without the I hate Doctor Who and was forced to try and watch it lenses, you're humorous and just a bit witty. The thing with Dean and Cas really got me though. We're cool. herka

KHV JRPG: . . . I'll have to get back to you on this one.​

Honestly, I haven't watched enough vintage films to cultivate an opinion on them. The ones I have watched aren't half-bad, though. I find myself coming up with custom voices during silent films and remember how emphasized and dramatic love was in monochrome movies.

As for a cult favorite . . . I don't think I have one. If you're willing to recommend, though, Skype would suffice. kukuku

I love all languages, and it's hard for me to pick a favorite. They each have their different flows and peculiarities, especially when it comes to dialects. One in particular that sticks out to me is Chinese, mostly because of Simplified and Traditional. Studying the difference between characters that mean the same things is a bit baffling; why would they have two versions? Etc. If I had to figure out a least favorite language, it might be German. Too angry for me.

Earliest memory is probably when I was little, in Mexico. My cousins and I often spent time at the beach, and this one time, we all jumped off a dock while our parents weren't watching. We almost drowned. After that, it might be when I actually did drown . . . in a shallow place like my uncle's pool. When I think about it, it's kind of ridiculous.

I've been forced to play Sacred Stones, but truth be told, I don't do well at strategy games; they make me feel incompetent and frustrated. Suffice to say, I haven't even made it to Chapter 5. I have, however, with all its hype, been wanting to play Awakening. It seems fun. I don't have Fire Emblem, per say, but I don't have an outstanding love for it, either. The art, characters, and music are really nice, though.​

First Impressions: Not interesting, so I don't think I remember my first formed one. I remember that you really vied for Staff's attention and such, but nothing beyond that.

Current Impressions: Naive, but well-organized. A bit of an annoyance, but to not press on my nerves, I abstain from acknowledging too much. Passive-aggressive, recently, and that's become a bit of a peeve. A part of me wonders if you'll ever leave KHV.

Favorite Color: Changing all the time. Currently, I like teal and blue-green colors. I think, overall, it might be some darker, less saturated version of red. If that fails me, I go with black and white.

Favorite Number: I never understood the concept of having a favorite number, but mine might be 13, 17, 4, or 22. I guess it changes.

Favorite School Subject: Of the basic courses, mathematics and English, while studying fiction. Logic and irrationality clashing in the same day. Math isn't some riddle you have to solve, and there are definite answers every time. Meanwhile, while reading in English, you're allowed to interpret things the way you want, and opinions are definite answers even when there's not just one of them.

Favorite Food, Snack, Drink: Drink is Dr Pepper, a widely-known fact. I don't have a favorite snack or food, but if I had to pick something of either that I liked, the snack would be chocolate chip granola bars with cold milk, and for food, it would be buffalo wings with ranch. Yum.

Favorite Staff and Non-Staff: Stuck between Jayn and What?. I have a growing fondness for Chevalier, though; I feel bad for it, but I treated him pretty shittily during the Fall of last year.

I don't know where your username comes from, but I don't mind hearing the explanation if you care to share with me.

Err. Abstaining from answering this question. If you think you're awesome, that's fine.

Same for this one. I'm not that great. There was a time where I thought I was, but I wasn't.

Is it a butt I can touch? Well, who doesn't like to touch butts?​

It's going dandy. I've had a bit of a busy day. My mom's garlic bread made me sick, though. Never eating that again. This is a note to anyone who like garlic bread: if the top glistens and is soft, DON'T EAT IT. It's not ready. It WILL make you sick. SIGH.

My last QT was last year, I'm pretty sure. I'm surprised I got it again; I'm not one of the more popular members so. Last time around was much more aggressive and I HATE STAFF, and I still kind of don't like certain ~ things ~ that have gone down with them, but I'm more mellow and kind of just want Makaze unbanned and -- err. Off subject. For a reference, here it is.

Giant robots, for sure, but giant monsters are pretty cool, too. I've always wanted to pilot a mech, it seems so fun when they depict it in media. Except for Evangelion. Haha. I would totally die if I was in that mech-canon.

I don't really like hugs, but I can pat you on the back awkwardly. UNLESS YOU DON'T LIKE HUGS EITHER AND THEN WE COULD BOTH PAT EACH OTHER ON THE BACK AWKWARDLY.

Nothing. I don't like Klondike Bars, actually. You would be surprised by how many people don't like this fact.

Impressions: Sometimes you're kind of passive-agressive, and have a sharp tongue, but I don't think you're that bad. You've always been nice to me, and your avatar doesn't cease to make me smile when I look at it. Since we don't talk much, there's not much else for me to comment on. :c​

Aaah.

They had left her. That was no good, how was she supposed to get h - Ouch. - home -- well, back to the hotel -- now? Her whole body hurt too damned much to even breathe. She supposed she could sleep in here; she had slept in stranger places before, but it would be uncomfortable, and she would wake up feeling twice as shitty as she did now.

This was obviously a problem.

Honestly, Hay Sun, are you unable to do anything on your own? You should be able to draw out your power, and you could fix this situation.

You know, I'm getting real tired of your shit, could you just help me out? She let out a deep breath and tried to concentrate on anything but the pain.

Since we are the same, you should be able to do this. Still, I let you off this once. Staying here is dangerous.

Hay Sun had no idea what the fuck Uriel was talking about, but she didn't care at the moment. A cool, chilly air wrapped around her that was then blanketed by a warmer one. Hay Sun closed her eyes and felt comfort immediately, and when she opened them again. "Eh?"

. . . She was back in the hotel room. Still in pain. But back in the hotel room. I didn't just . . . Nopenopenope. Don't think about it, she told herself. She was back. She was in a bed. She was sleepy. Time to go to sleep. SIGH.

She didn't even bother greeting anyone, and crashed.

The truth is, I want to see you. No matter how unfair you are, no matter how much you try to resist . . . I'll go to you, I promise.

Don't mind me, I just came into this thread to see Nate's signature again. I can't stop watching it for some reason.

And to see what Laurence and Envy said. herka​

"You win."

Hay Sun blinked as Red motioned to get off. The fight hadn't been very long, but it had been a bit intense, so when she got up, she leaned against a post, breathing heavily and trying to remain steady on her feet. It was annoying that it ended early, and she was declared winner so easily. Through half-lidded eyes, she looked over at where the fire was. It was that guy again, whose name she just . . . couldn't remember.

Fuck, she could barely remember her own name at the moment. Her finger nails were digging into the metal of the post she leaned against while she breathed heavy and hard, trying to get a grip. Okay, so the fight'd been a bad idea. She quickly made her way to a more secluded area of the warehouse, and eventually collapsed against a wall. Ah, fuck. Pain again. she thought to herself. Her whole body hurt like hell and she could barely move a muscle without setting the mix of scalding fire and chilling freeze through the course of herself. Help would be nice, Uriel.

You have to help yourself, Hay Sun White.

She bit her tongue in anger. Getting mad would only cause her more pain. So this was what two days of trying to draw out her powers for several hours on end did to her? Rendered her practically useless. Dead. She needed to get up, but couldn't find the will.

MAIN OBJECTIVE: GET OUT OF THE BUILDING!
SIDE OBJECTIVE: GET TO KNOW THE LITTLE GIRL!​

⇒ CHECK INVENTORY.
⇒ Ask Ashwin how to get to Jaynabelle.
⇒ Ask Jaynabelle questions.

2 1 : 5 6 REMAINS​

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Holy shit, time is really grinding down! You hope that the little girl — you should probably start calling her Jaynabelle or whatever, since you are likely to become companions — is right about you being close to her.

You have an idea of the questions you want to ask, but first, it's a good idea to check your inventory.

I N V E N T O R Y :​

✔ POCKET KNIFE
✔ IDENTIFICATION CARD
✔ SAVING DEVICE
✔ SMALL COMPACT DISK
✔ PSUDO-KNIFE TIMER​

Huh, you could have swore you had much more than that. What use is any of this stuff? You haven't even checked what's on the small CD, yet. Whenever you get the chance and your not going to die in less than half and hour.

Alright, first, you're going to Ashwin how to get to Jaynabelle. What he says next . . .

❝Why greetings! Well hmm . . . the lady Jaynabelle is currently incarcerated in what is called the RPA — also known as the Repentance and Punishment Area — for her transgressions against the entity you know as COR. However, in great misfortune for yourself, she is currently under the watch of this temporal, ever-changing structure we find to be the setting of this little adventure. Kukuku. The next two rooms shall contain other puzzles you must solve. Alas, even there, I am sorry to say but you shall be risking your precious life once again — so please, be careful for Jaynabelle's sake and your own, sir! However! If you may complete both in the time allotted, you will come across our lovely little madam in the next room. From there, she shall be your guide. Best of luck to you. You are resourceful, and I trust you have a wonderfully sound judgment to traverse this horrendous eldritch contraptamagon of a building effectively and elegantly.❞

. . . Make sure you press the B Button. This owlish man won't get you with that winded ( but helpful ) explanation a second time. You're not looking forward to having to risk your life again for this loli you don't even know, but she's your only chance of getting out of this place alive. You wonder how she got here in the first place.

Bidding you a long farewell, the hologram of the of Ashwin declares that he's late for anime school, so he must dash. You watch him grab a messenger bag and a piece of toast out of nowhere, and after he sticks the toast in his mouth, he places his hand on his head and dashes away.

. . . You've met two too many weirdos today. Not to mention, that explanation killed two minutes! Now you're only left with 19:00. SIGH.

While walking towards the door that leaves the blue and white room, you ask Jaynabelle two questions that the time allows. How the hell did she know that the switches would kill you, and why the fuck are you here.

She seems disappointed that you didn't ask her about herself, but bucks up at her outloud thoughts that you guys can talk more on the way out of here . . . If you don't die, that is.

❝I just . . . knew, I guess. It was a hunch, y'know? I think someone on the outside is helping me by talking to me!❞ Great, hunches are helping you how? You wished this outsider was a little more informative. ❝I think they put you in here on purpose. You were supposed to be an experiment, y'know? They did some testing on you before you woke up — you might even have powers!❞

Yeah. That's just the thing to cheer you up. What do they want with you? You remember that slideshow . . . Ives, you think to yourself. SIGH.

You go through the next door. The room is in the shape of a trapazoid. This organic building really likes geometric shapes, doesn't it? There is one word in large bold letters on each wall.​

EARTH • WATER • AIR • FIRE​

The four elements, you think to yourself. This must be the next puzzle. Jaynabelle says that she has been told a big hint for this one. Being nice to get what you need, you ask her to give you the hint.

❝There's a person that's an avatar of these four elements, but they go in a cycle, and I think you have to figure out which order they go in.❞ An avatar . . . ? None of this makes sense to you, you think. How does that even remotely help you know what order they go in . . . ? Four buttons appear in front of you, each color-coded to match the large words on the wall. Looks like you press these for the order . . .

❝W h a txwill you do?❞​

♐ FIRE, WATER, AIR, EARTH
♐ EARTH, AIR, FIRE, WATER
♐ WATER, EARTH, FIRE, AIR
♐ AIR, FIRE, EARTH, WATER​

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