Did you know that Michael Jackson is Black? Or that the billionth digit of pi is 9? Or that the smallest unit of time is the yoctosecond?
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I'll get the vacuum cleaner.
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Wolves. I was kidding, don't do that!
When life gives you lemons, use them to squirt lemon juice into the eyes of your enemies. ~Happy Bunny
Those are grapefruits.
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I have mentioned a few times in the Spamzone about me going to a Christian School. Anyway, there is this boy in my class, named Gavin. He is what many would call the "class clown." I honestly think he has a crush on me, because every day he tries to get my attention. One day, in gym, these boys were pegging me with dodgeballs as a game. I just wanted to be alone(I am usually a lone wolf), but they continued to peg me. Finally, they stopped, and I began to cry, I know it's stupid and immature, but.... And when they stopped, Gavin held out his hand and helped me up, and offered a tissue to wipe my tears. There is a concession stand in my gym, so he bought me a powerade. I told him he didn't have to do that, he just said "Unlike Public School, there are people that actually care about you in Private School." At lunch, he offered me to sit at the table with him and his football player friends, and he even bought me lunch. He's been continously trying to get my attention, making me wonder if he likes me. I think he is cute and all, but I am not sure if I like him like THAT. The other day, he tried to ask me out, but class started before he had the chance to. If he DOES work up the never to ask me out again, what should I say? I have never had a boyfriend before, but he is really nice to me and he is AWFULLY cute, but I don't really like him any more than a friend. What do I do?
I hate Indiana Jones >:c
So you represent wealth? Does this mean you're a millionare?
I got this e-mail about 5 years ago.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: TWO GIRLS ONE CUP Your conversational partner has disconnected :c Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heeey! You: MR. STRANGER, HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? Stranger: dsgbklksflnmthlsa Stranger: :D You: Seriously, how many? Stranger: 1274856890 You: Orly? Stranger: eing? You: wut Stranger: caca para ti You: NO >:O Stranger: XDDDD You: I don't like fat ugly guys that enjoy humping goats while eating popsicles Stranger: eing? Stranger: xD You: >:c Stranger: are you a girl ? You: Yes but I have a scorching case of herpes AND I am a lesbian. Stranger: xD Stranger: e__e You: Still want me? TOO BAD >:O Stranger: lalalala Stranger: xD You: Ewwww Stranger: caca caca Stranger: xD You: YOU'RE A CACA You have disconnected 2634 users onlineConnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Never Gonna Give You Up lyrics We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh give you up) (Ooh give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) (Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
There's a kid at my school who looks like Edward Cullen.
Ok, introduction: I was cleaning out my toy box in my closet, when I found a notebook I had used about 5 years ago. My mom told me to write how I felt in it instead of taking it out on my stepsisters, and so I did. Then it became something I enjoyed, but I put it in my toy box, and never used it again. I began to read it, and most of the stories were depressing, and then I came across "There is no Prince Charming." I remember it being my favorite of them all, and I read it again and again. I wrote it because I was constantly bullied by this guy I really liked, and I continuously got rejected by guys I liked, so I wrote it, expressing how I truly felt about what many call "love". Before I go on and on, here is what the story said. There is no Prince Charming. We have all heard the same old story again and again. Our parents read it to us before they tucked us in and kissed us goodnight. The old story, "Princess and Prince Charming." We all know how the stories end. The "Prince Charming" recuse the princess, they have true love's first kiss, and live "happily ever after." I know many girls who told me they want their "Prince Charming" to arrive. I was also foolish enough to believe he was real, but reality hit me. There is no Prince Charming.There isn't a knight in shining armor. To me, all guys are the same. Selfish, and only look at "hot" girls. I learned this the hard way. Reality is, if those girls are still waiting for their "Prince Charming" to arrive, they will be waiting their whole life for him.
If I could say banana without someone making a sexual joke, I would.
