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    ****. I just got that helmet on right after ****ing with it all day and some ******* in a gay ninja suit called Ryu or some **** comes along and kicks my ****ing head off!! WTF MAN!?!

    Now I'M going to need another shower. Any idea how hard it is to take a show with no ****ing head? Not easy I can tell you. ****ing water dribbles down my ****ing neck hole and makes me cough like a *****. THANKS ALOT YOU NINJA *******!!!!!!

    Well this happened about 5 years ago. I remember like it was just yesterday.

    Here I was guarding some weapons cashe, minding my own business when some ******* ninja hangs down behind me like some ****ing gay ass pinata and cuts my ****ing head off. Just like that!! One minute I'm looking around the next I'm looking up at my body pissed off like hell. The ****ing ninja broke into the weapons cashe and made off with EVERYTHING!! Even took my cat wiskers with him. I loved that ****ing cat!! Well, OF COURSE I got fired for that ****. Said I was laying down on the job or some ****. Mother****er, I got my head cut off. WTF was I supposed to do? Run around singing show tunes? Pft.

    So now I'm on disability with just a ****ing plastic hollow head stiched to my stump. Yeah, great right? Living without a head has been trying for me. ****ing whore ***** wife left me and took the kids. No job = no money so I lost my house and everything else. Eating is a real ***** too. Ever try to eat soup without a ****ing head? No. No you haven't. *******s. I have to eat with a funnel jammed down my neck hole, slurping that **** down. Its crazy man. Real crazy.

    Yeah, I ****ing hate ninjas. Cocksuckers. All of em.
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 27, 2009, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Made this for an Adobe contest entry our design teacher made us do. Everybody I know likes it but I just don't seem to. For one I could have fixed the text =\

    edit: by the way, please don't tell me it's the same ****ing style. I know it is. I'm the one who made it and I don't care.


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    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 27, 2009, 7 replies, in forum: Arts & Graphics
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    Hey khv...

    Stop hunching over and sit straight. It's bad for your back to do that.
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 26, 2009, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Fuck yea.
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 26, 2009, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. no-reality_allowed
    I recommend you follow the following procedures:

    1. Put your head between your knees
    2. Kiss your ass goodbye

    If you have any babies or Master Chief sex dolls I recommend that you give them to him and he might think about putting mercy on you. Most likely not though so don't get your hopes up.
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 26, 2009, 13 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    What the hell is that clip in your sig from? **** looks bad as a motha fucka
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 26, 2009, 10 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 26, 2009, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    How should I do it?
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 26, 2009, 8 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Oblivion

    Just got this and I've been playing it nonstop. I can't believe I waited this long to play it. I got the GOTY edition and that vampire glitch isn't that big of a deal as everybody makes it to be. I got infected and just cured myself before I turned quick and easy =\

    So far I've got a dark elf and my skills revolve around a stealthy assassin type. I just joined the thieves guild but what I really want it the Dark Brotherhood, it's so annoying to have to chase people when they run while you try to kill them. Isn't there a way to 1-shot them while they sleep or something, and how do I level up? I've been playing for a few hours and I'm still lvl.1 =\
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 26, 2009, 6 replies, in forum: Gaming
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    I saw the greatest phone ever today. It's bright red and has a keyboard. I think I'll go buy it later this week since I need a new one ever since my last got stolen D:
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 26, 2009, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    This band just released their debut album which is too amazing for their first. Catchy songs and probably not a song I didn't like.

    http://www.myspace.com/chesterfrench
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 26, 2009, 4 replies, in forum: Music
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    I never made a full collection of my various random work. Some of it I've never even posted on here, so here it is all in link format since they're all too big.

    I went from ****...

    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Photoshop Tuts/MushroomCloud.jpg
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Photoshop Tuts/3DGolfBall.jpg

    To sexy stuff!
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Logo/DiegoLogo.png
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Sigs/CoatofArms.png
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Monstervinelogodemo.jpg
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Photomanip/WatermelonBaseball.jpg
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Photomanip/Woofer.jpg
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Photomanip/OldHouse.jpg
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Photoshop Secrets/DreamSceneMontage.jpg

    ...and some of my favorite vector style stuff.
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Sigs/VectorBeauty.png
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Avys/BurningTower.png
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Sigs/SilhouetteSig3.png
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Sigs/VectorBattlev4.png
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Vector/VectorJapaneseTowerBanner.png
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Vector/Seasonsv2.jpg
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Vector/Explosion.jpg <3 <3 <3
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Vector/VectorBuildingbackground.png
    http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h228/no-reality_allowed/Vector/Freedom.jpg
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 24, 2009, 0 replies, in forum: Arts & Graphics
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    I love posting collection threads after long periods of time. These aren't all of them. Just a few...

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    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 24, 2009, 5 replies, in forum: Arts & Graphics
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    http://monstervine.com/sony/ps3/noby-noby-boy-review/

    For $5 this is a game that everyone should try out.
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 24, 2009, 0 replies, in forum: Gaming
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    Just played the demo for this game and was completely blown away. I hadn't seen any of the trailers for it so I had no clue what it was about, but when I started smashing up the buildings with my hammer I instantly started having tons of fun. The destructible environments are just amazing and I'm definitely getting this game when it comes out since it's open-world. **** yes GTA in space. I think I played the demo mission a little close to 20 times since I liked being able to try new things in getting to the objective or just ****ing **** up.
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 24, 2009, 3 replies, in forum: Gaming
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    The first person to post their best CP image in this thread wins.

    Go.
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 20, 2009, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    On my guitar, and I have nobody to sing to =(
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 20, 2009, 15 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    I'm chilling with some of my friends and a load of their friends. One of those kids said "dudes I just heard about the Mormon story. Pretty stupid stuff huh? what kind of an idiot would believe in that load of crap"

    All with the biggest ****ing smile on his face. Why are people this stupid?
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 18, 2009, 22 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    The first ever American review for Patapon 2.

    http://monstervine.com/sony/psp/patapon-2-review/
    Thread by: no-reality_allowed, Apr 17, 2009, 2 replies, in forum: Gaming