Well, the book said you had all these demons in you. This Jesus dude came up and asked your name, so why'd you tell him to go join the French...
*coughpirate'scoughlifeisagoodlifecough* Preacher Legion, I been reading this funny book they handed us called the Bible, and since you were...
For a being of such high numbers, the rates are cheap. I had a great image that would go for this, you know. Was an actual comic issue, I think....
You don't **** with the infinite.
Everywhere... It just helps to know how to copy and paste.
Flip-flop, hippety-hop, offa your rocker and over the top, life’s a fiction and the world’s a lie, so put on some Creedence and let’s get high.
Awake. Strands and wisps of sleep escaped his vision, like balloons in some mad clowns carnival. If there was any person left to tend to the old carnival, it would have to be him. The voice made sure of that. The voice of the book. He didn't know what had happened to the book, but he knew he could still hear that blessed voice, It told and provided for him, and Henry, being obedient, did what he was told. It taught him how to look at life from a new perspective, and suddenly everything was understood when he looked at it that way. Things were... right. Things were good. Things were okay. Yessir. The voice told Henry to find people, and was that laughter when he said it? The Voice, the voice would not control him. Nosir. They had a relationship, but a small part of him knew there was no voice, all be it praised the fact. Yet, Henry would confront the fact when it came. Deals to be done, and faces to be seen. A gleam shined in his usually black eyes, and the shine wasn't lit by any angel. Something in there was burning, and letting its screaming laughter echo out through Henry's mouth. Nobody stared at him as he made his way through the streets. Those that did, quickly looked away. how did the song go? Like a new born baby, it just happens everyday.
Will I be able to pick up some mixed-in brain waves?
If you eat the screen, how will we be able to have this convo?
I have a picture of Jokerized fish, so I guess *insert image here*
Either mental or unique, we don't discriminate. The best brain food is the brain, they say.
We make sure the dogs eat cats and the cats themselves have a very, uh, "special" diet.
Oh, I work things out for the therapist. If you look at the area around his house you'll see a good deal of missing dogs. These psychology diets...
What do you think made me the way I am? I'm still working it out.
Wait until you hear about the stuff they didn't have the nerve to write down for a copy-pasta like me. Those things can only be worked out in some...
You know what makes it all the more scary...? It's true.
They called it the internet.
Four touchdowns and seven beers ago our fathers brought forth, upon this trashhole, a new abomination, conceived in LSD, and dedicated to the...
So... that's why there is two of you....
The Sun gleams upon the neatly kept stone white houses as he walks down the street. People do not wave, yet he does. Time has passed since his last time with his love, and it is time to make things right. Everybody here has come to make things right, but he has come to make things right in a different way. Nobody smiles, yet the shadows both in his life now and the memories of once was do. Mockingly. It is the end of the passion play, time to take off the mask and take a seat in the dead aisles. Roses are planted in front of the houses. Beautiful roses. Oh, how beautiful! Nothing could touch her beauty, though. That is why he must make things right. No doubts, no hesitations now. His pa had once held this gold gift in his hands, and the gift called to be given. Soon, the world would feel the joy it gave and all would celebrate with him. It was the final gift, and the most bitter sweet he would ever give. For some reason the man felt like he was in a dream. Strings not pulled by a puppeteer, but by a jester. The houses were wide on this street, and he noted it. This was the final street, both on his journey and in life. All wound up here, and, like the old sayings go, here you needed no last name. They carved it on your house, but age pelted it away and this was the court of age. Fate was indeed mocking him. Instead of rain to symbolize a new beginning and to wash away his sin with his one and only love, the Sun shined brightly in clear defiance to what little emotion he still had. She would refill his depleted emotional tanks, though. She always had. Approaching the place she inhabited, he crouched on his knees as he somehow felt her stir as if to greet him for one last time. For one final embrace. Taking out his gift, he uses it on himself as he had used it on her. When they were young, and like the roses, still blooming in life’s seemingly warm embrace. How cold the under chills of age are, though. How cold. The audience roared its approval as the sound of his giving were echoed throughout the street. A smile crossed his face, a rare sight in this place. Blood as red as the fresh roses he had laid at her house was splattered across her virgin white house, and he fell to meet the door. The gift glinted its golden love to the sky, as if to laugh with the audience. He embraced her and she embraced him. Death embraced them both. Forever. The street was a cemetery, the gift death. A golden gun glittered as the Sun prepared to rain out its final tears, and the smoke from the gun’s mouth formed a face. A laughing face. Only for a moment, though. A great amount of smoke came out of the gift, and it was gone before the audience could claim it-or investigate. It had business, and it was always booming.