but I'll be back don't try and follow me cause I'll return as soon as possible See, I'm tryinna find my place but it might not be here where I feel safe And we all learn to make mistakes~
Prince Charles Gay Scandal (The Daily Show) A bit old, but still funny imo ^^''
I haven't seen this kind of thread here, hope it's okay. Basically, you're watching a movie/tv-show, and one or more of the actors seems familiar. Maybe you remember their name immediately, maybe you have to go check their other roles on the internet. Post here if that's ever happened to you. A recent one for me: I was watching the Criminal Minds episode Soul Mates (4.12), and one of the unsubs sounded really familiar. Turns out it was the guy who voices Sephiroth. Damn, he was creepy (and weirdly enough, kinda gay xD). Less than a week later, I see a Friends episode he was in O.O Jane Lynch is a fairly good "Hey, it's that guy!" too. She's also in Criminal Minds (as Dr. Reid's schizophrenic mother), and I just saw a season one episode of Two and a Half Men where she was playing a children's therapist.
So I was going through some of my older threads, laughing at my ridiculous half-assed attempts at theorizing, when I came across this: A half-assed theory that was actually right. I mean, the reasoning is ridiculous, but the actual theory was right O.o [Yeah yeah, I know "Gtfo, no KH in spam zone!!!" *ducks flying bricks*]
TITLE: The Fourteenth Journal AUTHOR: Divine_Lunatic/TheOnly9one BETA: ArchAwesomeman (you still remember this, Arch? xD) RATING: T/PG-13 GENRE: Humor/Comedy/Parody/Satire(ish) CHARACTERS: Organization 13, OC SUMMARY: Xieve has just joined the Organization, making it Organization XIV! But she immediately got in trouble, thanks to her rather thoughtless remarks on her colleagues. So The Superior has commanded her to write a journal. (Xieve isn't related to the real number XIV Xion, I didn't know enough of her to write about when I started to make this... But on with the story!) This is slightly AU, as it clashes with quite a few points canon has made after/during the writing of this fic. Set after KH2, sorta. AN: I wrote the first chapter nearly two years ago, and I'm finally subjecting you to the horrors. This isn't a very serious project, as I've only written it when I've been excruciatingly bored, so while constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated (like always), it's not the most important thing in my mind when I post this, I'm just trying to provide a couple laughs for you. So keep that in mind before you start posting essays giving advice/critique. Also, this will be up-dated extremely irregularly, if ever. WARNING: Contains quite a bit of bad language, very mild suggestive themes, and mentions of yaoi/slash in speculative/joking fashion (maybe, I might've edited that out). Oh, and character bashing, also done in a joking fashion, as I actually have started to love practically all of the guys and gals here xD. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, I think Xieve is the only thing that's mine. I don't even own this computer I'm writing on!* IN STORY DISCLAIMER: Opinions expressed by the author of the journal don't necessarily express the ones of the publisher, and the opinions are based on first, very shallow impressions. Entry 1 –The One Where Things Get Started Okay, I don't really know how to start this thing, 'Dear Diary' seems kinda... overused. Maybe I'll just begin by telling why the hell I'm writing this stupid thing. I personally see no point in this, I'm probably gonna forget this in two days. No, make that a day and a half. Well, apparently some of the Organization members were offended by some of the truthful things I had said about them. I mean, what the f*ck, we can't feel anything! And Vexen is the kinda geek that would get pushed in to lockers daily if this were high-school (actually, he still gets pushed in to the lockers, but that's another story). Larxene probably is on speed. Xaldin's sideburns make him seem unintelligent. Ooops, sorry, I kinda go off topic easily... Anyways, the Superior commanded me to write this... journal I 'spose, since he thinks that this way I can express my 'feelings' after putting some thought to it, in stead of just blurting things out... And he somehow got the picture that I would like writing, since I spend some time in the library. Bullsh*t. I only like writing when I do it for fun, not when I have to write something because someone, a teacher, or a Superior commanded me to. YOU SEE THIS SIR? I'M NOT ENJOYING MY 'SPECIAL COOLING DOWN BY EXPRESSING MYSELF'-TIME AT ALL!!! Yes, he's reading this over my shoulder as I write, he didn't trust me enough to do this on my own... It's kinda offensive, you know? Maybe I could tell my first impressions of my beloved colleagues for starters... Number I - Xemnas, The Superior What can I say... Our strong, mighty leader is loved by all of the Organization. His incredible intelligence, graceful, yet deadly fighting, that masculine voice of his, his unearthly good looks... I can't praise him enough... YES, he's gone!!! I can finally write freely! Okay, first of all, the Superior is an arrogant, self-centered d*ck, who only cares about world domination. His leisure time activities include pissing everyone off, bossing us around, sending us to crazy suicide missions, speaking annoyingly slowly... I'm having a hard time trusting a guy whose name is an anagram of 'Mansex' (oh yeah, I pulled out the Mansex-card >xD) or 'Sexman'. Have you seen the way he keeps staring at the younger male-members? It's just creepy, and he couldn't say a line quickly even to save his damned non-life! Ah, damn, I'm starting to use Nobody-related grammar again, it's such a pain, so I'll try to minimize it. Plus, by using normal grammar, I can sorta make myself believe I still have a heart... But enough about me and my tragic tale! So, in summary about the Superior: I have no trouble understanding why XI wants to take over. I don't know whether he would make a better leader, though... Oops, I should save that for his description: XI - Marluxia, The Graceful Assassin Honestly, the first time I saw him, I thought he was a chick. Then he spoke... Sh*t, he's got like the lowest voice I've heard ever, it's really nerve-wrecking for some reason. He is very, very vain, he probably spends more time in the bathroom than I do. And I can spend a hellish amount of time in there! Like I said previously, he wanted to take over the Organization, but apparently some twerp called Sora bashed his plans... 'Marly' likes flowers. Pink roses, to be exact. He spends a lot of his time taking care of his garden. Oh, he's always seen with his pal, Larxene! I'll introduce her next. XII - Larxene, The Savage Nymph There are two simple words to describe my only female colleague: Sadistic B*tch. Seriously, I saw her carrying a book by Marquis du Sade the other day, nearly pissed my pants. I'm not sure was it because of amusement or fear... Maybe both! I'm a bit too scared of her to write more, if somebody (=Nobody) can find this, it's her! VIII - Axel, The Flurry of Dancing Flames PYROMANIAC! I've been here like, less than a week, and he's already burned two of my dinners, my reports, my freaking bed, my coffee... He's got the most gravity defying hair I've ever seen, and the do is red, of course. He's kind of a pervert, and he can make a simple phrase like "Grandma's chicken salad!" sound sexual. And he does his little innuendo's to everyone, no matter what the persons sex... I kinda see a love triangle between him, Larxene and Marluxia... Oh, scratch that, the way Axel's so possessive of XIII makes it a square! Maybe I should join them, just for the hell of it, I mean, it's not everyday you see a love pentagon. Nah, I'll think I'll pass this time. III - Xaldin, The Whirlwind Lancer I don't really know about him too much, I'm kinda scared of him... He doesn't seem too nice if you ask me! XIII - Roxas, The Key of Destiny Hmmm, what can I say, this dude has got EMO written all over him. He's never far from Axel, the two of them are inseparable. He's kinda sweet, have to admit... When he opens his mouth, that is. I haven't really had a chance to talk to him, with all the hassle going on, unfortunately... VI - Zexion, The Cloaked Schemer Unlike Roxy, he is SO NOT EMO!!! Sure, his hair is a bit angsty, but that's just to cover his true intentions. Plus it's got this 'dark and mysterious' thing going on, which I've always found appealing. Zexion is one of the few males you would describe with the word 'beautiful', rather than 'handsome' or 'good looking'. He's a bit too pretty for his own good, if you ask me. But then again, the guy is a close to a genius, he can talk himself out of most situations. Oh, he's got one of the coolest weapons too, a giant book, only IX's is better in my opinion! IX - Demyx, The Melodious Nocturne He is like... so adorable! I can't help but to think about puppies every time I see him! He's the only one who's been nice to me, without it having anything to do with sex... And out of everyone, he's most like me, just a bit more cheerful... He promised to give me guitar lessons too, so cool!!! He looks a little weak, though, but seeing that that is like his only flaw, apart from being maybe a bit too laid back at times, I think it can be forgiven. Like I said before, he's been really nice to me, and out of the Organization, he is closest to me. And he's just soooo cute, I can't get over it! He's got this weird talent of making me lapse into Valley Speak for some reason... Like, puzzling. IV - Vexen, The Chilly Academic Uhh, creep alert! He's got the scariest laugh I've ever heard, he talks incoherently... He's a good scientist, have to admit, just as long as he STAYS THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!! II - Xigbar, The Freeshooter He's even more perverted than Axel. And a drunk. And he needs to stop groping me. And he seriously needs a reality check. Just because I don't beat the living sh*t out of him every time I see him doesn't mean that I wanna sleep with him. And 'just' because I don't wanna sleep with that old, deformed, ugly... guy, doesn't mean that I'm PMS'ing. Maybe I should follow Larxene's advise and either stay away from him, or make him wish that he was never born, then turned into a Heartless, thus creating a Nobody. I like the sound of that. X - Luxord, The Gambler of Fate I don't understand this guy. Literally. His vocabulary is like... larger than life! Like his title suggests, he's a gambler, and he carries a pack of cards everywhere he goes. Axel said that they were his weapons, but I know he's trying to fool me! I mean, cards? Puh-lease! VII - Saïx, The Luna Diviner Oh my, were to start... He's a rather controversial guy... Maybe I'll start with the negative thoughts: Scary as hell, doesn't talk at all, goes completely psycho when fighting. He's got elf ears, and I think he's got fangs. His whole being screams "WEREWOLF!" If you decide to call him a werewolf, you're bound to lose some body-parts (rumor has it that that's how Xiggy lost his eye and got those scars... >XD!) He's a ass-kisser. Saïx is the real number two of the Organization. Now the positive points! He's a goddamned good fighter. Especially when he's 'Berserk'. He's doesn't talk a lot (like I said in the cons) which is cool sometimes, but can get very frustrating when you're trying to have a conversation with him. He's so... sad in some ways, so desperate to get his heart back. He's got that 'wounded animal' thing going on, which makes my feminine instincts kick in, I just wanna nurse him, make him smile at least once, because of happiness, not because he's been allowed to kill someone... But I'll be damned before I'd admit this infront of anyone. Okay now, after loving and hating members, I think I've written enough about my colleagues... Wait a sec, I'm remembering something... OH SH*T!!! I forgot Lexaeus! Uhh, here you go: V - Lexaeus, The Silent Hero Umm, he doesn't talk at all. He's usually around Zexion. He's freakishly big and strong. He's got a pet rock called 'Quistis' for some reason, which is painted orange... Hmmm, this was actually pretty fun... Maybe I'll actually put some effort in this the next time! Okay, that's more than enough, I think! G'night, I need to sleep now. F*CK. It's four, freaking, thirty. I have to wake up in two hours. I'm not gonna live through tomorrow. Good bye! AN: Gawd, I really hated a few members back then, and had some serious issues... >.< Thanks for Arch for Betaing, and thanks for anyone who made it this far, I appreciate it. Please feel free to comment, be it praise (yeah right), constructive criticism (don't put too much effort, and remember what I said in the AN), or a flame (that will be extinguished with the flamer's own piss.
Another crime-fighting show, with psychology and lie detecting used to catch bad guys 8D It stars Tim Roth as a human lie detector, and he and his crew get hired to assist the police to find out if their suspects are lying. What makes this stand out is that the 'Lightman Group' study the suspects expressions every second through the interviews, and pick up the tiniest expression to determine if the suspect is lying or not. The show is currently in it's second season in the US, iirc. I personally find it entertaining and interesting, so I recommend it to anyone who likes a good crime-fighting show.
Can anyone tell me what key is 'Viva La Vida' (Coldplay) played in originally? I found notes that we're in C major, I think, but that sounded very, very wrong when I tried playing along to the song <.<
You can find the entire article here if you want to read it.
and I get to the section about ancient Greece. I'd written something down about a Spartan poet, and naturally, I had written after it THIS! IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!! In all caps. In sparkly letters. <.< Good to see that my sence of humor was just as crappy three years ago as it is now.
dream and differ from the hollow liiiiieeeeesssss. This is the dawning of the rest of our liiiiiivvveeeesss- on holidaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!! Damn this song for being so catchy and in a key that I can actually sing it in (over and over and over again <.<)
I can't access my bookmarks in the Internet browser for some reason. Every time I try to, the screen freezes for about ten seconds, and then the PSP shuts down with a weird 'zap!' kinda noise. I can turn it back on, use the internet fine, go to history, etc. but I just can't get into the bookmarks. It's not a really huge problem, just really annoying as I use them a lot. Anything I can do about it? (btw, it's a PSP 300 iirc, and I've done one system update a couple months ago since I got it in October).
I hadn't even realized that there wasn't a thread for this D8 Anyhow, this is probably my favorite crime-fighting shows, the cast and characters are great (Reid is just too adorable ^^), the crimes they're investigating interesting, and absolutely horrifying at the same time. And the current season is absolutely heartbreaking ;_; Not that I've actually manage to see the current season, since our stupid networks get all of the shows three seasons later than everyone else T_T Anyone else a fan?
HBO miniseries originally aired in 2001. It follows 'Easy' Company during WWII (from D-Day to the end of the war), and especially their (at the beginning of the series) XO, Dick Winters (Damian Lewis). It's brutally accurate with all the horrifying details of war, heart-wrenching and emotional at times, and absolutely awesome to watch. The acting is quite possibly the best I've seen, I can't remember one bad performance. I recommend it to anyone who's interested in WWII and war-films, it's definitely as good as Saving Private Ryan. It is (like I mentioned earlier) quite brutal and gory at times, so if you're squeemish about violence this probably isn't for you. Personal favorite episodes are Breaking Point (7th episode), Why We Fight (9th ep.) and Points (10th ep., series finale). It was kinda funny to recognize some of the actors in the opening credits: "Yay, Charlie (of Life), lulz, Ross 8D (Friends) O.o Creepy blond guy from s.5 of Desperate Housewives, WTF ZACK FAIR?!?!?! 8DDDDD" Anyone else seen this?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8435857.stm Long story short, on New Years Eve a man brutally stabs his ex-girlfriend, goes to her workplace in a crowded mall and shoots four of the shops employees, before going back to his apartment and turning the gun on himself. Ugh, I can just hear the anti-immigration people rousing their mobs now...
Well, I've been busy as hell lately, plus I've been feeling a bit strange, so I haven't been active on KHV for a little time now. I'm not sure when I'll be back, probably relatively soon, after I get some things sorted out. See you guys later! :glomp:
I was wondering if anyone had seen this, it's opening here in a couple months and I wanted to know if it was worth seeing.
I promised to sing back-up vocals for a song at our schools Christmas mass. "Why is that stupid?" you ask. Well, first of all, I'm sick, and my throat is completely clogged. I can barely talk without a rasp that makes me sound like a chain-smoker. Second of all, I heard the song for the first time today, and I can't even get notes. Third of all, the performance is on Friday 8D I've only got two days to learn it by heart. /rant
MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH Dx Doesn't help that me being the klutzy idiot I am I keep bumping into doors/walls/somethings I definitely shouldn't be bumping into.
I've got no idea if this is possible, but could the links you get in the User CP when you get a new VM go straight into the convo, in stead of going to your profile? It's a really small, unimportant thing, but for some reason it annoys me a lot xDx
TITLE: How Aerith and Yuffie Met Saïx AUTHORESS: To9o/Divy RATING: K/G GENRE: Humor, parodyish A/N: Oh God, I wrote this about a year ago, forgot to post it >.< Probably for a good reason too, it's rather stupid and very short. Only a bit over a page... But a few seemed to think it was funny, so let's just go with that xD WARNING: Yeah, the usual OOC:ness. ;_; Why is making character traits parodied beyond recognition so damn easy? SUMMARY: Like the name says, Yuffie and Aerith meet Saïx, during Sora's fifth visit to Hollow Bastion. What good can this result to? Yes, I know,it's short... DISCLAIMER: Don't own KH, but that's given. xXx "OW!" Yuffie landed quite ungracefully on her rear, right after catching her Shuriken. Trying to get up, she stifled a moan. She was just so tired, and there was just so many Heartless... She gasped in surprise as a healing green glow surrounded her. Getting up, Yuffie brushed herself as Aerith rushed to her side. "Are you alright?" the concerned brunette asked her friend. The ninja smiled: "Yup, never been better! Okay, I have been better, but, yeah, I'm fine now. Thanks. For healing me, and asking about it." Aerith shook her head at Yuffie's babbling, before glancing at the ridge where Leon and Cloud were fighting back-to-back. Yuffie grinned playfully as she too looked up. "Bet they're having a real guy-talk up there!" "I suppose you're right... Come on, we better get out of here! The two rushed off to The Dark Depths, where they expected to be alone. Well, they were wrong. A man of average height, dressed in a black trench coat, turned at the two females, long blue hair flicking in the air. Yuffie smiled confidently. "Just one guy? Oh puh-lease, this is gonna be too easy!" Aerith looked a bit clueless, as Yuffie drew out her Shuriken, and the man brandished his huge blue sword-like weapon. "Umm, do we really have to fight?" Then something strange happened. The clouds parted, to reveal a pale full moon. The man 'Hmph'ed, turned his gaze towards it, and let a rather malevolent smile creep on to his lips. Yuffie stopped dead in her tracks. "Aery? You notice something... different about him?" That was all she could say, before her jaw dropped in horror a split second after her companions as the man lunged at them at speed completely unnatural for an average human. "OH CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Aerith dropped to her knees, screaming, while Yuffie acted purely by instinct, kicking at the attacker, with her eyes closed shut. For her fortune, not the males, her random hit landed in a very sensitive part. Three pairs of eyes widened, two in surprise and hope, one in agony. Yuffie clapped her hands on her mouth as she screeched; "OhmygoshohmugoshI'msosososososorryIdidn'tmeantohityoutherenowIreallyshouldgo'kaythanksbye!!!" She grabbed Aerith by her arm, and rushed off, like the devil was after her. The man hadn't even had time to fall on his knees. xXx N/A: ;_; I'm sorry Saïx!!! Anyways, reviews are appreciated, especially constructive criticism, so please, review, and I hope you enjoyed this!
