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  1. Noroz
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    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 16, 2011, 6 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  2. Noroz
    http://youtu.be/cfwwHa-7Ux8


    [video=youtube;cfwwHa-7Ux8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfwwHa-7Ux8&feature=channel_video_title[/video]

    Definitely worth watching
    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 15, 2011, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  3. Noroz
    Yeah, I have gotten Delayed Onset of Muscle Soreness, (DOMS or Muscle Fever.)
    You know why? Not because I've been working out too much, because of my summer job.

    What is my job? Archiving. I never do this movement, ever, and I do it 7.5 hours a day, therefore my arms hurt like hell.


    FML
    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 14, 2011, 0 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  4. Noroz
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    Coats of Arm

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    http://jpg.artige.no/store/8289.jpg
    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 13, 2011, 3 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  5. Noroz
    http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=3420


    This is some funny sheit. WATCH IT!
    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 13, 2011, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  6. Noroz
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    Attempted humor...
    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 13, 2011, 8 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  7. Noroz
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    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 13, 2011, 13 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  8. Noroz
    Alright, I'm at work, I'm bored. Therefore, I present to you, my poem.


    Don’t worry love
    I will be back
    I would never risk
    Losing that rack

    I love thy smile
    I love thee, lass
    I must admit
    I love that ass

    Adieu, my love
    It hurts as a knife
    But I must go
    Back to my wife

    Attemped humor, but not too funny ^^,
    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 12, 2011, 0 replies, in forum: Archives
  9. Noroz
    Many of you might have seen this already, but I'll post it here for the ones who haven't.

    These are the requirements for running BF3.

    Minimum

    Hard Drive Space: 15 GB for disc version or 10 GB for digital version
    OS: Windows Vista or Windows 7
    Processor: Core 2 Duo @ 2.0GHzRAM2GB
    Video Card: DirectX 10 or 11 compatible Nvidia or AMD ATI card

    Recommended

    Hard Drive Space: 15 GB for disc version or 10 GB for digital version
    OS: Windows 7 64-bit
    Processor: Quad-core Intel or AMD CPURAM 4GB
    Video Card: DirectX 11 Nvidia or AMD ATI card, GeForce GTX 460, Radeon Radeon HD 6850

    These are not official yet, but if you look at the OS, it seems like it won't be compatible with Windows XP (not that it matters to me). Also, you'll need quite a bit of power.
    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 12, 2011, 5 replies, in forum: Gaming
  10. Noroz
    MOD EDIT: This topic is now out of date. For the current thread, please go here


    Unfortunately, this thread dissappeared due to the hack, so I lost all the info. So I must inform you once again.

    I want to arrange a community playdate, which means a day (or even a weekend, it depends on how many and if it works for everyone) where we get together online and play together, as a community.

    As far as what I'll be playing, it's probably Xbox 360.
    However, Im going to try to make it so that we can play

    Computer games, Xbox360 and PlayStation 3. (Of course, Wii, DS or other handhelds are also possible, but as of right now, I'm going to focus on these consoles/PC, because its the only ones I have any experience with)

    Alright, last thread was sort of a mess, and I want to fix this.
    Therefore, I'll make an outline for filling out your info. This is for my overview and for other people to see.

    HTML:
    [CENTER][size=3][COLOR="lime"]Xbox 360[/COLOR][/size]
    KHV Nick:
    Gametag:
    Games you can play online:
    Timezone (GMT):
    
    [size=3][COLOR="royalblue"]PS3[/COLOR][/size]
    KHV Nick:
    Username:
    Games you can play online:
    Timezone (GMT):
    
    [size=3]Computer[/size]
    KHV Nick:
    SteamID:
    XfireID: (If applicable)
    Games you can play online:[/CENTER]
    Timezone(GMT):

    Please try to keep at least the color coding correct.

    If there is anything I have missed, let me know.



    I'll fill out mine though (Not all apply, but I'll put them there)

    Xbox 360
    KHV Nick: Noroz
    Gametag: N o lRl o Z *(The l's are L's)
    Games you can play online: Halo: Reach


    PS3
    KHV Nick:Noroz
    Username:petterNaw
    Games you can play online: Tekken 6


    Computer
    KHV Nick: Noroz
    SteamID: NaW
    XfireID: imnoroz
    Games you can play online: Counter-Strike 1.6, Condition Zero, Battlefield 2, Battlefield 2142, Portal


    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 10, 2011, 194 replies, in forum: Gaming
  11. Noroz
    Take a look at this.
    It's awesome
    [video=youtube;cNI-LIVs-to]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNI-LIVs-to&feature=channel_video_title[/video]


    http://youtu.be/cNI-LIVs-to
    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 10, 2011, 2 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  12. Noroz
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    Strange how (some)things change
    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 9, 2011, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
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    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 5, 2011, 11 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  14. Noroz
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    Audio Lullaby

    This is me continuing from this thread. I wanted to give it a new thread, the old one may be locked if someone with authority sees it.

    Anyhow, what's new is that I worked on it a bit, and it's still not 100% finished yet.
    As of now, I have titled it lullaby, but I might change it.
    Anyhow, Clicky!

    What do you think? Anything I should change?

    Thanks
    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 5, 2011, 6 replies, in forum: Production Studio
  15. Noroz
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    Explosm. That is all.
    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 2, 2011, 12 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  16. Noroz
    So I'm not 100% sure where to put this, but I still wanted to put it somewhere.
    It is not my work

    I think it's too well-written not to be in the spam zone, but if a mod sees it fit for moving, please go ahead.

    10th grade

    As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

    11th grade
    The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

    Senior year
    The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

    Graduation Day
    A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

    A Few Years Later
    Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

    Funeral
    Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too...` I thought to my self, and I cried.
    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 1, 2011, 6 replies, in forum: Discussion
  17. Noroz
    1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

    5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
    Thread by: Noroz, Jul 1, 2011, 36 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  18. Noroz
    You have probably seen this before, but I still find it to be entertaining.

    For those who don't already know, sqrt = square root

    First, Girls require time and money.
    Girls = Time * Money.
    And as we all know, time is money
    Time = Money
    Therefore
    Girls = Money * Money = (Money)^2
    And because Money is the root of all evil
    Money = sqrtEvil
    Therefore
    Girls = (sqrtEvil)^2
    And we are forced to conclude
    Girls = Evil


    Case closed. Please don't hate me for realizing this.
    Thread by: Noroz, Jun 29, 2011, 20 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  19. Noroz
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    Thread by: Noroz, Jun 28, 2011, 1 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone
  20. Noroz
    http://jpg.artige.no/store/7213.jpg

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    Thread by: Noroz, Jun 27, 2011, 14 replies, in forum: The Spam Zone